This would NEVER have happened on a Caturday.

by Meg on February 17, 2008

This kind of shizzle NEVER happens on a Caturday—Sunday, yes, but Caturday, NYERHE.

No, I am not your Brandy Snifter, Fools, now GET ME OUT OF HERE

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Ye shall perish, L.J.! Most certainly!

{ 84 comments }

1 R. Moore 02.18.08 at 8:45 am

Aw, I like them with a bit of bite!

2 R. Moore 02.18.08 at 8:46 am

Well, actually, a bit of bite might kill me after a sip.

Ignore the bleen comment.

3 R. Moore 02.18.08 at 8:47 am

Anyone else out there? Hellooooo?

4 R. Moore 02.18.08 at 8:48 am

And Solitaire’s the only game in tooooown!

(sips on cat)

5 R. Moore 02.18.08 at 8:48 am

He’s playing Solitaaaaaaire!

6 R. Moore 02.18.08 at 8:50 am

I’ve been waiting for AGES to make the above reference.

But now I’m really wondering… Where IS everyone?

Maybe when this posts I’ll have some friends. I mean, um… You know… Other people will have commented?

7 R. Moore 02.18.08 at 8:54 am

(pulls fur from mouth and takes deep breath)

There was a maaaaan…
A lonely maaaaaan….

8 R. Moore 02.18.08 at 8:56 am

Nuffs? No one?

Busy with the hammie I suppose. Oh well.

Bless the beasts and the chiiiiildreeeeen!

9 Electra 02.18.08 at 9:08 am

oooohhhh, I just trying to squeeeeeeze my hand down into that glass to squash his little belleh… OW! he started kickin’ with those clawy rabbit feet! And I cannat get mah hand back out now his fangs are in my wrist. ow! ow! OW!

10 Aubrey 02.18.08 at 9:10 am

R., I thought you were going to start reciting ‘Casabianca’:

‘The boy stood on the burning deck…’

Are we the only ones on the West Coast?

Oh, well, let’s just have a drink…

11 TH 02.18.08 at 9:21 am

I’d like to pronounce a toast to the furry kitten sitting in my glass

12 jayell342 02.18.08 at 9:26 am

i’ll take that in my glass over champagne any day

13 Sunshine0460 02.18.08 at 9:58 am

The disgusted look on his furry face just speaks volumes…

14 Aesthetica 02.18.08 at 10:16 am

Usually, I just tip the lounge singer with dollar bills. I’ll have to rethink, I guess.

“Hey, next will ya sing something by Billy Joel?”

*puts kitteh in tip jar*

15 EaterofShades 02.18.08 at 10:22 am

hell hath no fluff like an annoyed kitten

I mean Seriously check out that ear hair EXPLOSION!!!

16 bdwilcox 02.18.08 at 10:57 am

This is the tip when a lounge singer sounds like he’s caterwauling.

17 Holy Cuteness 02.18.08 at 11:07 am

He really looks like, hey men get me out of here…

18 Gail 02.18.08 at 11:26 am

@bdwilcox: again, with the funny!

Kitteh is all like, “the next person who requests ‘Send In The Clowns’ is gonna wish somebody’d send in a doctor when I get through with them!!!”

19 Dreamspinner Cheryl 02.18.08 at 12:31 pm

No, he doesn’t look teed off. He looks like he swigged down the brandy, and is now rudely lounging in the snifter, demanding a refill. And the bartender wisely declined to serve him!

20 Dreamspinner Cheryl 02.18.08 at 12:32 pm

Besides, he clearly looks underage. Bartender, card that cat!

21 metsakins 02.18.08 at 1:14 pm

the ear fluff OMG! but I don’t tink he’s pissed off either. Just chilling in the wine glass.

Waiter -

This evening we have on the menu an excellent brandy, a little on the fluffy side, but mellow, you’ll like it. And with the fish, I shall bring out a 1972 Chableen that’s fabulous!

22 bev 02.18.08 at 2:31 pm

metaskins beat me to it… EAR TUFTS!!!

I want to reach out and just tickle the end of the tufts enough to make his ears twitch. I’m such an annoying human.

23 Gryph 02.18.08 at 2:33 pm

I am a mature, responsible adult. That said. EAR TUFTS EAR TUFTS EAR TUFTS EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

24 Hon Glad 02.18.08 at 2:42 pm

Ear floof.

25 Theresa 02.18.08 at 2:47 pm

I don’t think that’s a PO’d look at all. It looks more seductive, Pepe LePew-ish to me. Rrow.

26 Theresa 02.18.08 at 2:47 pm

PS Black velvet paws!

27 Yitzysmommie 02.18.08 at 2:55 pm

Mr McEarFloofersons here is not angry – clearly he’s asking the pianoplayer / lounge singer to do another Barry White number!

28 Subhangi 02.18.08 at 3:07 pm

Holy Ear Tufts!

29 chanpon 02.18.08 at 3:16 pm

One of my babies had ear tufts like that and he eventually grew into them. Never had that look like death lasers would shoot out from his eyes though like this kitty.

30 Leah B. 02.18.08 at 3:22 pm

card the cat LOL

Nigel Might be his first cousin…..
someone help with putting the Nigel referance(christmas sweater) up here I admit I do not know how ….MEG Help

31 metsakins 02.18.08 at 3:32 pm
32 shiatoz 02.18.08 at 3:34 pm

Kitty is so not amused. <3

33 jen 02.18.08 at 4:07 pm

R Moore, lol. it’s lonely at the top.

and this kitteh? if i were the owner, i would not be able to sleep at night!!! the kitteh is just seconds away from evil hand…err..paw tenting! ack!

and so gosh darn cute too.

34 charliewabba 02.18.08 at 4:40 pm

This is the last time I agree to go to the Poconos for Valentine’s Weekend…

35 Write at Home Mom 02.18.08 at 4:59 pm

Ow, so cute…my uncle once had a dog similar to this one and we loved him so much for his being ’smart’–he could open the fridge! I bet the one on the pic managed to get out of the glass…or he enjoyed it? :D

36 Nancy 02.18.08 at 5:17 pm

Meg, it’s Bunday, where are our Bunny pictures? Get that cranky bunny back on there.

Nancy

37 Juniper Jupiter 02.18.08 at 5:18 pm

I see I’m not the only one noticing the almighty ear tufts, hee hee!! HEY MEG!!! That should be your next rule of cuteness!!! If your ear hair is naturally longer than your ears, it’s cute!!!

Of course, the rule doesn’t count if you’re a 68-year-old man(Y’all should see my dad’s ears,YIPES!)! :P

38 Juniper Jupiter 02.18.08 at 5:18 pm

I see I’m not the only one noticing the almighty ear tufts, hee hee!! HEY MEG!!! That should be your next rule of cuteness!!! If your ear hair is naturally longer than your ears, it’s cute!!!

Of course, the rule doesn’t count if you’re a 68-year-old man(Y’all should see my dad’s ears,YIPES!)! :P

39 Kallisto 02.18.08 at 5:36 pm

Yep. Eartufts, he has ‘em. And of course: PAWSIIIEEZZZZZ

40 Mary (the first) 02.18.08 at 5:37 pm

I also immediately noticed the ear tufts and fell instantly in love with them/him/her. I also like the one eyebrow hair sticking WAY up and the white eyeliner! I think the kitteh looks more seductive than po’d. She’s thinking “you had me at catnip….”.

41 Sorina 02.18.08 at 6:00 pm

You have a very nice blog, good post…keep up the good job

42 Sorina 02.18.08 at 6:02 pm

You have a very nice blog, good post…keep up the good job

43 gizmo 02.18.08 at 6:43 pm

Kitteh’s thinking: Gee, I hope nobody has a camera. I’ll have a terrible time explaining this to the wife in the morning. I’m supposed to be at work.

44 aerdrie 02.18.08 at 7:20 pm

That kitteh definitely has the “I’ll kill you last” expression on her face.

45 Fegli 02.18.08 at 7:36 pm

Yoda kitten sez: “Too much you have had. Another glass you shall not drink.”

46 Pussytoes 02.18.08 at 7:59 pm

Wow. This kitty made: http://www.dlisted.com

Awesome.

47 ellen 02.18.08 at 8:01 pm

there has been some high quality cute on this website lately. i like it.

48 Kentucky_Gurl24 02.18.08 at 8:26 pm

I’m gonna say that kitty is thinkin this, “When they go to bed I’m gonna slink in and pounce their heads and scratch out their eyes HA!! Sweet kitty revenge.”

49 Pheas 02.18.08 at 8:57 pm

LOL@charliewabba!

“…and they sit at the bar,
and stuff kits in my jar,
and say, ‘Man, what are you doing here?’
la la la di-dee-da….”

50 ghostcat 02.18.08 at 9:21 pm

Oh, Wow! My room-mate’s cat looks almost exactly like this one. Same colors and markings; same green eyes; same dirty look. Although Boudicea isn’t *quite* small enough to fit into a brandy glass.

I wonder if this is a distant relative?

51 lurkertype 02.18.08 at 9:27 pm

Those ear tufts are tewtelly REDONK! Completely out of proportion to any other floofiness on this kitteh. I mean, hardly any toe tufts between those little black jellybeans.

Eeez seeely.

52 oakling 02.18.08 at 9:43 pm

Yeah, I think he is lolling (lollcat!) in that glass with a rude look on his face, all “I IZ SITTING IN YR GLASSES DRINKIN UP YR WHISKEY”. No “I can has whiskeyburger?” for this cat!

53 gizmo 02.18.08 at 10:43 pm

I tell ya. Those Rum ‘n Cats don’t taste nearly as good as you would think.

54 Annie 02.18.08 at 10:57 pm

It is a petite, robust Biting red wine with just a hint of sauciness.

55 AuntieMame 02.18.08 at 11:03 pm

That ear floofage is too, too much! LAWL!!!

56 carmen 02.18.08 at 11:05 pm

me thinks not a happy kitty….

57 Gail 02.18.08 at 11:08 pm

@Annie: “hint of sauciness”–LOL!!

58 pyrit 02.18.08 at 11:36 pm

Kitty, …look. You ate the goldfish, that’s one thing. But, you cannot be the goldfish too.

59 Annie 02.19.08 at 12:42 am

Pyrite Snicker

60 Allie 02.19.08 at 1:22 am

I have a kitten that looks JUST LIKE THIS ONE!!!

61 Pheas 02.19.08 at 2:18 am

Annie — don’t forget to mention the delicate nose!

62 PK 02.19.08 at 4:10 am

Shooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookyuuuuuuuuute!

63 Cephi 02.19.08 at 4:15 am

I used to make mine that way, but with the price of cats these days, I just drink it neat instead.

64 memyselfandi 02.19.08 at 6:18 am

When I first saw the picture I thought it was more of a come hither look…

65 SoCalSis 02.19.08 at 6:29 am

Yeah, Kitty, ever’one knows you can’t eat your Goldfish and be one, too… it’s one of them there Laws of the Universe er somthin’…

66 Kar 02.19.08 at 7:05 am

Dear heavens. That’s it eactly, the Pocono’s love tub special.

67 anomalous4real 02.19.08 at 9:31 am

Ummmmmmmm….. What’s the name of that drink?

On second thought, never mind. Just bring me a bottle of the Zeller Schwarze Katz.

With extra earfloofs.

68 Gail 02.19.08 at 11:36 am

@charliewabba, Cephi, Kar anomalous4real: LOLZ!!!!

69 Gail 02.19.08 at 11:39 am

@charliewabba, Cephi, Kar, anomalous4real: LOLZ!!!

Kitteh DOES look like he might have the “beer goggles” on!!

70 acelightning 02.19.08 at 12:29 pm

What *is* it with that ear hair, anyway?

71 Sharon Rose 02.19.08 at 2:35 pm

That’s a Maine Coon baby! Thus the ear tufts.

72 Sharon Rose 02.19.08 at 2:36 pm

That’s a Maine Coon baby! Thus the ear tufts. The toe feathers haven’t come in yet, but they will. Oh yes, they will.

73 kawaii 02.19.08 at 3:25 pm

Wow! Those must be the longest ear hairs I’ve ever seen!

74 Lurker 02.19.08 at 5:55 pm

Tineeeeeeeee Tabbeeeeeeeee!!!!

75 Lurker 02.19.08 at 5:56 pm

Tiny tabbies,
In the wine,
Make me feel happy,
Make me feel fine.

/Don Ho

76 KatBoxJanitor 02.19.08 at 7:13 pm

you ALL have it wrong…

kitteh is sayin’….adore me OR ELSE!

or the Don Ho parody works too!

Keep the cutes acomin’…..pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

77 Lieshbet 02.20.08 at 12:31 am

He looks like he’s Comfortable…

78 CaroL 02.20.08 at 3:40 am

Other than being stuffed in a glass, Mr. Eartufty McTufterson looks pretty mellow and relaxed. I especially enjoy the little paw pads pressed flat against the glass!

79 ME 02.20.08 at 3:47 am

Does Mr. McEartufty remind anyone of mad scientist, Back to the Future’s DOC, or perhaps the Muppets? :P

80 Tara 02.20.08 at 5:20 am

I love how Michael K posted this on his site too (dlisted.com). He loves to steal from you!:)

81 berthaslave 02.20.08 at 10:31 pm

I’m with Dreamspinner Cheryl. This is “angry drunk” kitteh.

Ear tufts: cute on kittehs and Yodas, apparently not so cute on 38 year old guys. Sigh.

82 joy 02.21.08 at 12:44 am

Feet! FEEEEEEEEET!!

^_^!

83 Kate 02.22.08 at 3:23 am

Tony Malone: Hey, yo, I’m Tony Malone, owner of Lasting Impressions. Through the wizardry of computer technology, I can take any picture you got and stuff it into a brandy snifter. Why not take that extra step to make your favorite pictures pop with class and have top-of-the-line no-joke excellence. Take a look at this:

[ picture of cat shown, then transformed ]

Your favorite cat.. in a brandy snifter!

84 mom2twinzz 02.27.08 at 7:03 pm

Wooooooooooo!!! who found the catnip BABY!!!!

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