This is the epitome of talking pet video. I have watched it various times for at least two years and it never fails to crack me up. My spouse and I borrow this cat’s lines ALL the time. I say “Oh my dog” at work at times when a normal person would say “Oh my god” – very handy since I work in a public school. But the line that always puts me over the edge is “Oh Don Piano.” Such operatic DRAMA! Long live angry kitteh!

If you guys want a Long Johnson T-shirt there’s a whole range of merchandise at http://www.ohlongjohnson.com (there’s even a dog jacket with Oh My Dog on it!)

Molly the Bluetick Coonhound, as recorded by voice recogniction:

“but took Hutton”

“to cook room room”

and the epic:

“look homeward wrong aroma problem follow”

Sad, not funny; sorry.

Tigress, my kitty does it too. “Now” “mom” “aunt” and since she can’t manage “uncle” she got a fair approximation of “matt”.

And Deb, it may be that he was sick. But I know for a FACT, from my OWN PERSONAL EXPERIENCE that sickness is NOT the only reason they make these sounds. When I moved in with my boyfriend and my kitty met his husky for the first time, she made noises like that. Considering there is another kitty just off-screen, i’d say that illness/pain is NOT the reason. Chill out. Kitty is just laying down the LAW.

hehehehe “One of my favorites. We actually go around our house moaning “OH, LONG JOHN. WHY I EYES YA.”"
I do that too

I just have to say how glad I am to have seen this on Friday. I’ve been sick all weekend (nothing serious, just sniffles and coughs and self-pity), and now, whenever I feel really inconsolably sorry for myself, I let out a plaintive “Oh, Don Piaaaaaaaano.” Somehow it makes me feel better, and it’s less annoying for my partner than ordinary whimpering. Thanks, CO!

I used to have a collie who talked in human. She used to say “hello” every morning when we came down. One New Year’s Day I came down and told her “Hey Kona it’s 1999!” and I swear she said “nine?” right back.

just hilarious!!!!

no offense, but reminds me of like an old man with alzheimers or something, no?

What? No Caturday Evening Post?