A grown woman should not be under the coffee table staring at kittehs

Um, get out from under there, you’re freaking me OUT.

Looking_down

Johanna S., I’m looking at you.

85 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Leah B. says:

    Hey I can see your cute pawsses under here ?

    freaking you out ?
    I’m too busy LOL at the look on your face ……..

    lololol

  2. MilkyWei says:

    Ahhhhh!!!

    Jelly Beans attack!!!

  3. Kaya says:

    There’s absolutely nothing wrong here..I would do the same if I had a glass table and my cat didn’t way 8 kgs…

  4. katiebug says:

    ok wow, that is amazingly cute. it’s like hovercat or something.

  5. Shadowtiger says:

    Kitty sez: “Buh?”

  6. Dozer says:

    In Soviet Russia, cute kittens look at YOU!

  7. unci says:

    Kittens in space!!

  8. Hon Glad says:

    Marmalade and jelly beans,yum yum.

  9. Aesthetica says:

    This reminds me of the now defunct cat-scans.com website. People’d send in photos resulting from their cats sitting on their image scanners (with the kitty naughty bits photoshopped out, of course, so it wasn’t too pervy). I miss that site, that and kittyporn.org were favorites before CO came about.

  10. E says:

    Oh, this really is cute! If I wasn’t such a klutz, this might make me get a glass-topped table!

  11. G. says:

    Haha, I tried this once with a guinea pig.
    Belly+Feet=Hilarious.

  12. Kemp says:

    “I’m looking through you, where did you go? I thought I knew you, what did I know?”
    Super cute!

  13. acelightning says:

    This pretty little marmie isn’t nearly as squished as this guy was:
    http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/09/hover-kitteh.html

    This one’s got pink toesies, and he’s looking back at the one who’s looking at him!

  14. kk3 says:

    I have sooooo done this many of times. I have a Maine Coone a let me tell ya…cute cute cute!

  15. Gail says:

    @kemp: Great Beatles ref!!!

    Such a cutie!!!!!!

  16. Ruby Tuesday says:

    “Ex-squeeze moi? But wtf are you doing down there? [stoopid hoomins...]“

  17. metsakins says:

    A grown woman should not be under the coffee table staring at kittehs

    You can get older but stay immature forever (at least that’s my plan)

  18. Nicolletta says:

    Kitteh is like: “Mommy, what are you doing down there?”

  19. whiskers says:

    no no unci, that should be:

    kittehs…IN…SPAAAAAAAACE!

  20. Goozak says:

    This is so great! If I even get a kitty or a puppy, I’m getting a glass table at the same time…

  21. Goozak says:

    Oops… “If I eveR…”

  22. catablob says:

    I think this is why glass coffee tables were invented.
    This is just a beautiful photograph of a lovely kitteh.

  23. Leilani says:

    I think the kitteh’s foot pads look more like marshmellers!

  24. theoneflyinvet says:

    Aesthetica: HAHAHAHA!! i’m going to google those now!

    Photo: Ain’t nothin’ wrong with bein’ transfixed by an assault of pink paddy paws. And a fuzzy belly. And whiskers too. :)

  25. Szilvia says:

    I think someone should make a coffetable book about kittehs, ontop of glass coffee tables!!

    I feel a Kramer moment coming on!

  26. Love this picture, I think it’s very artistic…

  27. Kate says:

    JELLYBEANS!!!

  28. Snoph says:

    squish squash! What purrrfect toesies!

  29. Sara says:

    Kitteh belleh. Love the kitteh belleh.

  30. ThreeCatNight says:

    Ooh, dat belleh!
    Ooh, dat face!
    I will lie under here all day to enjoy the snorgliness!

  31. ebee56 says:

    Hope this one gets on teh calendar…great photo!

  32. Theresa says:

    I will continue to look at cute beasties from all angles available to me, so there!

  33. Ellen says:

    Grown wimminz should be on top of table snorgling kitteh

  34. chanpon says:

    Damn it, I need a glass coffee table, STAT! *tries to snorgle kitty thru the glass but bumps head*

  35. Momof2kitties says:

    And can someone please explain to me just exactly why a grown woman should NOT be under a coffee table staring at teh kitteh? Is teh qte!

  36. Sara says:

    Possibly one of the cutest pictures ever. Must gobble up those toes! Kitty’s expression is priceless.

  37. Clare says:

    Perfectest Toebeans Ever.

    I think Johanna is a genius for realising the perfect angle for the ultimate toebean shot!

  38. maggiesmom says:

    This has got to be one of the most adorable things I have ever seen! Evar!!!

  39. jen says:

    such a sweet little kitty. i want to nom nom those jellies!!

  40. KarenInToronto says:

    This is Glass Ceiling Cat — prevents hoomans from rising.

  41. brinnann says:

    This makes the most awesome desktop! You’ve got to try it. It’s like there’s a kitty standin’ sideways inside my monitor.

    I’m in ur monitor, fuxing ur percepshuns.

  42. eikoleigh says:

    CUTE!

  43. liz says:

    GAH!
    I want a levitatin kitteh!
    gimme!

  44. Andréa says:

    I want to squish his feet! What a puffy angel!

  45. Cyndy says:

    I wants dat kitty – so perfect preciously…sigh

  46. Livia_Augusta says:

    Ceiling Cat?

  47. Kallisto says:

    Grown woman (almost 35, PhD and whatever else) and all I can come up with is:

    Foots!
    Those flat soles just made my day.
    I want that table, I’ve got a kitten to put on it.

  48. Shay says:

    doesnt it sort of look like she’s about to pounce on your chest??? i lurfs it!!

  49. Nathan says:

    Looks more like ninja kitty caught in the middle of a mighty kung-fu kick.

    Watch out photographer!

  50. jolynn says:

    awww This is my new desktop wallpaper!! Cuuuuute!!!

  51. carmen says:

    loving the paw pads.

  52. Beth says:

    Pink paddy paws…BWUHAHAHAHA!

    Love the white loaf cat shot too!

    This baby is all “Why are you down there and how come I’m not sitting on you?” So cute =)

  53. Sheila says:

    I want that kitteh!!!!

  54. Fegli says:

    What a redonkulous picture of such an adorable kitty! You got me again cute overload.

  55. purrculier says:

    To-Do List 1)Buy glass-top coffee table. 2)Find camera. 3)Build time machine. 4)Travel back in time. 5) Kit-nap my furry kids when they’re small enough not shatter table.6)Spend hours taking pictures of their faintly puzzled expressions.*sigh* -envious? who me?

  56. Johanna says:

    Brinnan – brilliant suggestion. Kitteh is now my desktop!!

  57. rachel says:

    Those pawsies! too cute. my puffers looked just like this when he was a kitten

  58. rachel says:

    Those pawsies! too cute. my puffers looked just like this when he was a kitten

  59. Snowpea says:

    I love his colouring… makes me think of praline vanilla ice cream! Yum yum.

  60. Kats says:

    God, I just want to nibble those little jelly beans!

  61. muhj says:

    Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Want more like this? Go to http://www.thecatshouse.com and for even more, buy THE CATS’ HOUSE and all the other great titles by Bob Walker and Frances Mooney — cat underpinnings galore!

  62. M. says:

    Awww… this should go in the calendar… even though the calendar is finished.

  63. Pearl Ostroff says:

    muhj,

    I saw an article on this house in Cat Fancy or other cat magazine, years ago. Unforgettable.

    If I had a glass coffee table, and put my kitten on it, I’d never get up, assuming I could actually get down there. Arthritic knees. Not good when kitty escapes into the lobby and plays hide and seek among the neighbours bikes.

  64. Annie J says:

    I love the paw pads! So adorable! And the angle – unusual but amusing! :)

  65. Pie says:

    Love the tiny pink feets and the “iz u lookin at mah belliez?” face! What a cutie!

  66. berthaslave says:

    Hey, I’m a grown MAN and I would do this all day, too!

    My new desktop, replacing the kittehs in the kleenex box.

  67. CCat says:

    The paws, people! THE PAWSSSS! Not to mention the little pink nose and big blue “huh?” eyes, and general marmie-ness *dies*

  68. sinsi says:

    this shot makes awesome wallpaper for the computer!!!

  69. snoopysnake says:

    I love little orange cats with little white muzzlepouches and big blue eyes and adorable pink noses and pink jellybean paw pads….squeeeee!!!!!!

  70. Shannon says:

    This has got to be one of my all time fave pics ever on CO. No possible controversy and absolutely NO ONE can argue that is not cute.

    On a personal note; TOESIES!!!!!! Pink fluffy jelly bean-y toes!

  71. Trish says:

    Shannon: Wanna bet?

    “Oh, it’s so cruel, making the cat sit on a glass table that’s probably too cold for his feet, and too high so he could fall off and hurt himself, just so you can take a picture and exploit him. People like that shouldn’t even be allowed to have pets!”

    Someone can always find something to b*tch about, if they reach far enough.

    But in reality, it’s teh qte, 4 sure!

  72. Anasztaizia says:

    “This makes the most awesome desktop! You’ve got to try it. It’s like there’s a kitty standin’ sideways inside my monitor.

    I’m in ur monitor, fuxing ur percepshuns.”

    I lol’ed!

  73. tenshihi says:

    Great for desktop wallpaper, I have this one on my computer at work now. I just need a copy made for a higher resolution. :)

  74. mcwood9 says:

    OMG! I just had to make this the background image on my desktop… and I stretched it so it looks like kitteh is standing on my laptop!! hee hee!! I love it!!

  75. Subhangi says:

    MARMIE!!!
    BELLEH!!
    FEETS!
    SQUEESHD TOESES!

    (Wot do u meen by “grown woman”?)

  76. Electra says:

    Faaar out brussel sprout!
    That does make a pretty darn impressive desktop background.
    You’re not wrong.
    I’m spinnin’ on desktop overload here.

  77. Kar says:

    His god-like powers increasing daily, Whiskers surveyed the lesser creatures from his heavenly perch.

  78. Furbabies says:

    I have this set as my background now. It’s purr-fect. What a beautiful marmie.

  79. Meow House says:

    Goodness those are some white beans that kitteh has got.

  80. CheshireCat says:

    I want a Marmie! :(

  81. Theo says:

    and Marmie wants a you! ;)

  82. Wendy says:

    I want this as my desktop! But the resolution isn’t big enough. Sigh.

  83. Jan says:

    I just set it as my wallpaper on my desktop people! It is fantastic! I luuuuuvs it!

  84. luvvy says:

    possibly the MOST annoying CO picture ever. Sigh. I now have to ditch antique queen anne coffee table for faux 80s number which is not going to match the rest of the decor just so I can spend all day gazing at the Kitty Chairman’s fluff and comparing it with this most adorable super model…. sigh

  85. Meg says:

    Wow, this is great! Johanna what camera do you use? Thanks a lot, Meg