Let’s get knobbular! Knobbular!

by Meg on February 3, 2008

I wanna get knobbulaaaaarrrrrr!

Let’s get into knobbular! [Sing in Olivia Newton John voice]

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Check out this Knobbule rocking some Rule 23 born at the Chester Zoo. Her name is "Margaret" and she’s getting bottle fed ’cause her Momma was like "Whuh? I don’t know how to do eet!"

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Thanks to ALL the beellions of peeps who sent this one in…

{ 70 comments }

1 fizzygrrl 02.03.08 at 2:24 am

Weekend bleen-age!?!?!

Soooo knob-tastic…

Loves the Bambi-esque quality…

2 Theo 02.03.08 at 2:25 am

Never mind the knobbiness… jeepers, creepers, holy crap — those PEEPERS!??

3 Red 02.03.08 at 2:30 am

Oh the knobbularness! The nosicles, the tufty top of the head thing…and is that eyeliner for REALS?

4 Julie 02.03.08 at 2:44 am

I think she would make a great cartoon character! With those eyes…and that lil tuft of hair on her head!

5 Pliny 02.03.08 at 2:44 am

Such a little beauty.

That big eye is looking at me…

6 Fegli 02.03.08 at 2:45 am

Look at the expression in the first pic: “Yes, ah am zee queen of zee knobbular adorabuhl giraffes. Bow down to mah regal-est of faces.”

I’m pretty sure zookeeper Jim in the second pic is in love. Awwwww. <3

7 Golden 02.03.08 at 2:58 am

WOW! She’s amazing. Reminds me of something tho… See.. I have a rather long neck, doe eyes and I’m lanky. A friend of mine once asked me if I had to spread my legs all wide when I bent down to the water fountain to get a drink. Well, shoot..I guess this is one of those stories that is much funnier when it happens, not in the retelling. ANYWAY, back to the giraffe.. WOW. The eye!

8 Beth 02.03.08 at 3:03 am

That really is a very very laaarrrrge eye-ball. I like! Whoever posted the link of Margaret smootching her keeper– I love that pic. I envy knobbular snorgulance.

9 Leilani 02.03.08 at 3:05 am

Gosh! This is another reason for me to want to go back to Chester (which is one of the most beautiful places in England!)! *sigh*

10 pinkwerewolff 02.03.08 at 3:05 am

the EYES…

11 kbryna 02.03.08 at 3:08 am

no! is not that mommy doesn’t know what to do! the baby is a preemie, and is only about 5 feet tall. normal giraffe babies are six feet tall.

this lil preemie can’t REACH her mama for milks!

and
PREEMIE GIRAFFE! PREEMIE GIRAFFE!

12 Momof2kitties 02.03.08 at 3:10 am

OK, stheriously. Tell me that’s not one of those giant stuffed animals from FAO Schwartz. ‘Cuz I’m pretty sure it is.

I so want to run my hand down that perfect-o mane. And that tufftactular tuft. And the oh so slenderest of neckage. And nom, nom, nom on the earsies…

13 anninenanners 02.03.08 at 3:11 am

Let me hear your kneees talk, your knees talk!

14 Momof2kitties 02.03.08 at 3:12 am

…and wouldja just look at the wrinkles where the neck meets the shoulders! Gaahhh. I am ded I tell ya. Just ded.

15 Faye 02.03.08 at 3:26 am

That is some gigantic giraffe standing behind the keeper and the baby. Big as a stone wall it is!

16 Lizzy 02.03.08 at 3:49 am

Giraffes have the most beautiful eyes and luscious eye lashes!

I love the little antler things on the bebehs – they’re not all calcified yet so they’re still floopy. :)

Knobtastic.

17 Lizzy 02.03.08 at 3:51 am

And not to Nuff the awesome giraffe, because she is awesome, but we haven’t had a bunny on here since December 4th. DECEMBER 4th, people! I need the wiggle noses! Pwease!!

18 Gail 02.03.08 at 3:54 am

Awwww! There’s something about the unsteady knobbular little legs that is SO adorable!!!

19 M. 02.03.08 at 3:57 am

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Maybelline!

20 Susie 02.03.08 at 4:42 am

That eye is seeing into my SOOOOUL!

21 cath 02.03.08 at 5:04 am

heee…. beautiful eyes; i could get lost in those

my s.o. has knobular knees and elbows (el-bones). cute, but can make for dangerous snorglinks

22 Amanda 02.03.08 at 5:30 am

Her EYES! They are consuming her face! So beeeg!

23 Annie J 02.03.08 at 5:35 am

Haha so so cute! I love her eyes. And teh knobbular knees. Reminds me of me when I was little….*laughs*

24 Beth 02.03.08 at 5:51 am

Those lips! That schnozzle! He/she’s so out of proportion, and I love eet sooo!

25 Victoria 02.03.08 at 5:51 am

Heeeeee, my great-grandmother’s name was Margaret, and she LOVED giraffes.

freaky-deaky coinkidinky!

26 Margaret 02.03.08 at 7:04 am

OMG teh Giraffe totally haz my nameeee!!!! *SQUEE*!!! :D :D

So cute.

27 peep 02.03.08 at 7:32 am

I love you guys. I do.
It is such a relief to have peeps.
Thought I was alone….have peeps who get it.
The eye is so big it almost looks
shopped….can i have da eyelashes?

28 berthaslave 02.03.08 at 7:34 am

I don’t wanna say anything but I think her bum was placed on the front instead of the back.

Amazing eyes, tho.

29 edward 02.03.08 at 7:43 am

Have a look at the rest of the pictures. She loves her keeper-surrogate father. She’s snorgling him.

If I were ever snorgled by a baby giraffe I would simply cease to be.

30 kgirl 02.03.08 at 8:28 am

ZOMG!!1!

We have one of those over here in Perth, Australia, altho’ ours has not been named yet as it is being put to a tres democratic vote ;)

*sigh*

imagine an ENTIRE HERD of these bebehs!!

*imagineeeeng*

*SPLODES*

31 LisaL 02.03.08 at 9:17 am

Lol.. wow… She doesn’t even look real! Just take a look at those HUGE eyes.
So cute <3

32 Alice Shortcake 02.03.08 at 10:16 am

Can you imagine being PAID to bottle-feed a baby giraffe?!!

33 Kristin 02.03.08 at 11:10 am

First I was all “So small! Squee!”

Then I was all “Dude. So beeg!!!”

34 Kimbunny 02.03.08 at 11:25 am

Oh Meg,
Can we PUH-LEEZE have a COXCU of that little tuft of hair on top of this baybeez head?

Pretty puh-leeze?

tankuveddymuch

35 Gandalf & Grayson 02.03.08 at 12:22 pm

That is a furry big kitty!

36 Katrina 02.03.08 at 12:36 pm

Dear Firefinch from the visiting deer and inside cat picture- can I have one of these in my back yard?
BTW my garden is fenced in with wire, and I don’t have problems with foraging forest critters- but I take your point, they do ravage. How about Purina Giraffe Chow? On a high platform? I guess the squirrels would eat that, with the birdies taking some- I’d like to try!

37 Gail 02.03.08 at 1:20 pm

Peep–know what you mean! I love all you peeps, too!!!

38 Hon Glad 02.03.08 at 1:29 pm

If they didn’t grow so big I’d love to own one’ aaand the eyes are so beautiful.

39 Holy Cuteness 02.03.08 at 2:13 pm

Om my, what a beauty!

40 Theresa 02.03.08 at 2:23 pm

Oh, the bebeh giraffe!! I was wondering when he would show up here!

41 snorglepup 02.03.08 at 2:32 pm

Interspecies snorgling for all kindred peeps!
And she does appear to be doubletocked.

42 snorglepup 02.03.08 at 2:37 pm

I see a prominent line of snorglege between ear and chin. Snorgl, snorgl, nawm, nawm….

43 In Awwwe 02.03.08 at 3:18 pm

OMG…

::Huggles::

::Squeezles::

“I love you and keep you and play with you forever …We’ll go to the park and the zoo … I’ll dress you up in itty bitty baby clothes and call you Fred. What a cute baby you are … yes you are…”

Sorry had the Elmira complex for a second there :)

44 Alex(andria) 02.03.08 at 3:26 pm

nom-tastic eye capsules! WANT!

45 darkshines 02.03.08 at 3:28 pm

Love the “sea anenome” style floppy horn-age.

46 Carlisa 02.03.08 at 3:35 pm

Omg! I’ve never seen a baby giraffe in comparison to a human. wow!

47 bookmonstercats 02.03.08 at 4:24 pm

Loved the rollover on the second pic. And delighted you found this one, Meg. I could hardly believe the eyes. I was going to visit Chester Zoo to see her, but we’ve got really bad weather here.

48 Margaret 02.03.08 at 4:31 pm

Mazel Tov!

49 cheesygiraffe 02.03.08 at 5:16 pm

Isn’t she beautiful? I love her eyes. It looks like mom let her start wearing makeup early. *giggles*

50 Paunchie 02.03.08 at 5:34 pm

AW! ya didn’t put the one where she keeses heem! I sent it. I’m sure a billion others did too.

51 viola 02.03.08 at 5:44 pm

Very qte giraffette & very qte guy. Such schweetness!

52 catablob 02.03.08 at 5:58 pm

is there like some kind of school i can go to to get trained for that job?
please?

53 Tilly 02.03.08 at 6:04 pm

Eeeeh! I live in Chester. Always an excuse to go to the zoo and now even more so because of that little beauty!

xx

54 muhj 02.03.08 at 7:08 pm

Knobulishus!!! Squeeeeeeee!

55 Tricia Garrett 02.03.08 at 9:34 pm

Huge eyes! Step ladders needed soon me thinks.

56 maggiesmom 02.03.08 at 11:50 pm

can’t keep up with all the cuteness, first the deers with the kitty and now the baby giraffe! I can’t take it! wait, yes I can, keep the qte comming!

57 maggiesmom 02.03.08 at 11:51 pm

also, if her name is Margaret, then her nickname is Maggie, right?

58 CheshireCat 02.03.08 at 11:57 pm

Lovingk the leetle head tuft and the prosh eyelashes.

59 maggiesmom 02.03.08 at 11:58 pm

oops, after doing some thinking, i can answer my own question, no, it would be Meggie. so embarrased :0!

60 Gillian 02.04.08 at 1:27 am

Giraffe (and squid) eyes always look like human eyes..

61 Allison 02.04.08 at 1:30 am

I actually have a friend named Margaret, who we call Meeg.

And I think I’m so obsessed with giraffes that I would be happy to shovel their poop!! I cannot wait for the day I get to see a giraffe in real life!!!

62 Eris 02.04.08 at 2:31 am

I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed that GINORMOUS EYEBALL.

It’s kinda freaking me out.

63 Cathryn Bauer 02.04.08 at 3:04 am

Some people have all the luck.

64 mera 02.04.08 at 4:14 am

so knobular…and utterly adorable! we need more giraffes in life!

65 Subhangi 02.04.08 at 5:00 am

Awwww, those eyes! What a purrrty bebe.

66 Mrs. Catlabash 02.04.08 at 6:14 am

Tim Rowlands (the guy on the other end of Margarget’s snorgles) is the offishully the luckiest dude in the world evarrr.

67 Mary (the first) 02.05.08 at 12:55 am

Yep I remember when they had a baby giraffe at zoo here, it was born the same size it took me 20 years to get to : 5’10″. I thought there was a bit more variation in size as little Margaret here is considered “very small” at 5′. I guess the large ones must be over 6 feet at birth! yowch for the mama!! But so lovely. It would be worth it. (yowch)

68 Kiragirl 02.05.08 at 5:53 pm

MATCHINKS

(baby giraffe pattern and stone wall) dudes, I’m shocked no one else noticed. tsk tsk

69 A 02.06.08 at 3:21 am

Giraffe!!!!!!!!!!

Wee little giraffe!!!
Knobby knees Giraffe, the eyelashes…….
EEEEEE!!! Giraffe!!

70 Amber 02.07.08 at 6:27 am

She has natural eyeliner if we could be born so lucky.

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