Taking a knobbular behbeh under his wing…

The Daily Mail is reporting that this Boxer has adopted this abandonned behbeh goat: "Billy the boxer has become the constant companion of the 12-day old kidcalled Lilly. He sleeps with the goat, licks her clean, and protectsher from any dangers at Pennywell Farm wildlife centre atBuckfastleigh, near Totnes, Devon." More photos…

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What is UP with all the CuteNews coming from the UK Daily Mail? Are they competing with the Japanese now or WHAT? Nice sumbishe, Dave D. and Ida N. 😉

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A wise kitteh once said…

[Nice subtitles ya]

Suggested by Cristal und Peter over dinner last night.

Hamster with nads of steel

Brave Hamster: I know your schnozzle is as big as my head, but I call the shots around here.
Puppeh:
[Sniff]

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That, my friends, is one brave ham.

Craaaaaaaaaaaaaap

Karen, Cocoa and Momo, I’m sure you have adventure stories to tell us about in the comments…

8 Glasses a Day

Keeps you reg-a-lah.

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[Cross-eyed] Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp

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-a-dee-durp. + tiny tongue lashing + human reflection in glass

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Paul P., that kitteh is gonna be hogging the bathroom pretty soon-like.

// UPDATE — kitteh is ZBPlot’s girl Nora Barnacle.  Thanks ZB! //

“Best Friends”? Dee-bate-able! [singsong]

OK, OK, decide for yourself… I think we have a case of one patient kitteh, and one little "annoying sibling" fereeeetpannts.

It’s still all snorgling all the time, though, Mr…. Mills!

Before and After: Marma-bath

Who knows why this kitteh was getting a warshing, but he is. He’s all: "I got your muzzlepowsche of disapproval RIGHT HEAH"

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DISAPPROVING MUZZLEPOWSHE ENHANCE!

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Next thing you know, it’s all over, and little cows are jumping over the moon [snore sounds]

After

Wendy C., "Sam" the kitteh is really your "nephew"? Whoa.

People, you are ridiculous

You heard me. Ruh-donk-u-lous. Carrying your behbeh pugs around WalMart for innocent Cuteporters to snap phone pictures and squeal. I mean, that is a BABY ONESIE for crying out loud.

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Stop the madness, Mary B.

Beckoning Beacon Belleh

This just in from Daily Puppeh. This belleh is UNSTOPPABLE. It is like a BEACON, aimed at you, magnetizing your entire BEING to come towards the light, snorgleable poochiness action. I just saw your nose hit the screen.

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Tabbeh, we have reached new bellular levels.

THIS JUST IN: Grey Kittehs for Hillary

NEWSFLASHAROO: Grey kitteh caucuseses everywhere are reporting overwhelming support for Hillary for Prez. Also just in, Birds still on the fence about Nader.

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Genevieve Y., Thank you for your diligent cuteporting.

YummieYummieYummie!

OK, People, bear with moi, this movie is like the worst qualiteh movie you’ve ever seen, but the audio is worth it…

Nikki, file this one under ‘REDONK’.