Touché. Tou-SHAY!

by Meg on January 24, 2008

Um, someone over at Cat Macros just kicked my ass in the captioningk depahtment.

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Thanks for the heads up, Google Alerts!

{ 51 comments }

1 LisaHoneychan 01.24.08 at 6:34 am

Love love love this caption! Need to not be drinking tea when reading C.O!

2 Kitteh 01.24.08 at 6:46 am

Oh my.

I saw this, and it made me giggle incessantly. Really. Still giggling.
In fact, I’m having trouble typing, and my boy wants to smack me.

3 Aesthetica 01.24.08 at 7:22 am

that’s way better than even “banker cat does not approve your loan”

4 berthaslave 01.24.08 at 7:49 am

Meg, I like yours better. It’s CO-specific. (This one is still cute, and this is my new facebook pic, too).

5 Jamie 01.24.08 at 7:54 am

My fave caption is still the one somebody put in the comments of the other pic: “Banker cat does not approve ur loan” ha ha!

6 BassBone 01.24.08 at 7:55 am

Um, that was me. I’m on Cute Overload! I feel like I’ve mate it.

7 Leah B. 01.24.08 at 7:59 am

Laughing so hard I am choking…. Jeeves LOLOLOL

I’m sorry I will stop yelling, but not laughing

8 Leah B. 01.24.08 at 8:04 am

Please put this kitteh in the calender Meg pleeasssee

9 Annie 01.24.08 at 8:14 am

HE is so Mr. Boss kitteh..

Or rich fat guy..
Or mean banker
Yeah he pretty muc fits the mold doesn’t he.

10 zfiledh 01.24.08 at 8:46 am

Kitty is channeling Bertie Wooster/Hugh Laurie. I heart!

11 Poohbear 01.24.08 at 9:54 am

Vereh funneh (and definitely Bertie Wooster) but still think Meg’s the best, in CO style. (Why Kittehs are Not Good African Safari Guides… am still ded from that one!)

12 Theresa 01.24.08 at 1:29 pm

I dunno, I don’t think this kitteh looks at all like Bertie. If anything, he looks more like Aunt Agatha!

13 fifi 01.24.08 at 1:59 pm

Theresa_ I agree, this kitteh does not resemble Bertie Wooster. On the other hand, I know am thinking my own cat does. Because Bertie can never be supercilious but is in awe of Jeeves.

On another note: Meg, maybe you should have a “Caption this” like on dlisted! (you are my 2 daily blog check)
actually no one captions like you…no contest!

14 fifi 01.24.08 at 2:01 pm

sorry for mucho posting…
but now I read comments and
banker cat is the best imo

15 Brob 01.24.08 at 2:28 pm

I dunno. Should’t it be “I shall” instead of “I will”?

16 jen 01.24.08 at 3:03 pm

i can’t say enough how much i love this cat and his expression. too too funny and cute!!! it is hard not to snorgle my screen!

17 Fegli 01.24.08 at 3:20 pm

I’ve never seen a cat with a double chin before. Someone get that cat some Purina Slim or something.

18 catablob 01.24.08 at 4:24 pm

excellent.
I also love the “asshattery” caption on the catmacros page.
Asshattery (snortles).

19 Theo 01.24.08 at 4:28 pm

Fully agreed, Catablob. It’s like this decade’s “tomfoolery”.

20 Laura Ann 01.24.08 at 5:34 pm

I hate to say this, because health issues in pets is never a good thing…

But I think there is something so cute about fat cats! I can’t help it :/

Maybe with this guy, it’s more the breed than the weight that makes him look so rolly-polly. He reminds me of a Russian Blue or perhaps some kind of Shorthair…?

21 Laura Ann 01.24.08 at 5:38 pm

woops…never mind. He’s a scottish fold : )

22 zeldapie 01.24.08 at 5:54 pm

MAX!
MAX!

(Norma Desmond as played by Carol Burnett calls out to the handsome gray kitteh)

(This gent’s name is Max, just so ya know!)

23 Rachel of Cyberia 01.24.08 at 6:03 pm

Winston Churchill cat will see you at Yalta.

24 AuntieMame 01.24.08 at 6:26 pm

I dunno. The caption’s not quite right. I mean, the cat could definitely be Jeeves (although NOT Bertie). But if it was Bertie talking, it’d be more like…”What ho, Jeeves! I believe I’ll have the old F. Feast in the old sun room. What do you think of these new argyle spats, eh? And if Aunt Agatha rings, tell her I’m dead and that they’ve sent the bod to the knackers yard.”

At which Jeeves would give the argyle the evil eye and slide away, murmuring “very good, suh.”

25 catablob 01.24.08 at 6:31 pm

Laura Ann, I think this cat
is actually a scottish
FOLDS. As in FOLDS OF CAT BLUBBER.

hi-dee hi-dee hi-dee hi, suh.

26 claudia 01.24.08 at 6:58 pm

LMBO! I spit out my drink, it caught me unawares, and I choked half to death coughing and laughing too.

But that caption was worth it!

27 Eli 01.24.08 at 7:15 pm

That cat is awesome.
Yoda the Cat?
“May the force of CO be with you!(?)”

28 Anne Boleyn 01.24.08 at 8:11 pm

Don’tchew worry Meg, honey, at least you admit it when your ass gets kicked, and it’s rare that that happens!

29 Maria 01.24.08 at 8:20 pm

I don’t think he’s necessarily chubby, he may just have a really broad and handsome head like alot of male cats do – if he is a unneutered male show kitty, they get broad faces and jowls due to the testosterone influence.

30 brinnann 01.24.08 at 8:26 pm

Catablob: Scottish *FOLDS* was a good one!

31 K. O'Dee 01.24.08 at 9:19 pm

That’s TEWTALLY Aunt Agatha. The satisfied look on her face suggests that she’s come to discuss Bertie’s latest engagement to Honoria Glossop, of which Bertie himself was heretofore unaware.

Then Bertie shoots Jeeves a look of terror, and Jeeves glides obediently off to the k., to prepare the tea and put the old cerebellum to work in disposing of said matriarch.

32 Zen 01.24.08 at 10:23 pm

Heh! I’m the one who posted it over in cat_macros as a blank. With a nod to CO, of course.

C’est magnifique!

33 brinnann 01.24.08 at 10:24 pm

Zen, thanks to you our day was….zen.

34 anomalous4 01.24.08 at 10:27 pm

Russki Blueski + Scottish Fold = WIN + 9 XTRA LIFES!!!!!!!!!!

Is it just me, or do RBs and SFs appear here in numbers all out of proportion to their occurrence in the general feline population? However, I am most definitely NOT complaining!

35 socprof 01.25.08 at 12:19 am

this cat reminds me of dick cheney.

36 Sprock 01.25.08 at 1:04 am

I would think the cat might also request some Grey Poupon. But of course.

37 marge 01.25.08 at 1:33 am

Definitely too stocky to be a Wooster. Spode perhaps?

38 Lillith 01.25.08 at 2:31 am

I still think this kitteh just shouted: “I said GOOD DAY SUH!”

Just me? Ok

39 sheila 01.25.08 at 3:15 am

What a beautiful cat!! No question in my mind who the boss is in that house!

40 Merri 01.25.08 at 3:39 am

He is a beautiful kitty!! Soon to shout, “Off with your heads!” Love him!

41 jenjen 01.25.08 at 4:05 am

Perrrrfect caption. And you know he’s gonna sound like Higgins from Magnum, P.I. and pronounce it so-laaaahhhr-ium.

42 K. O'Dee 01.25.08 at 4:33 am

“Definitely too stocky to be a Wooster. Spode perhaps?”

Ah, yes. Well, then, the Fancy Feast had better not contain any foreign root vegetables.

43 yankeebird 01.25.08 at 4:49 am

What? No mention of the hilarious hovertext?!?

44 Subhangi 01.25.08 at 6:37 am

I <3 the Wodehouse connection.

45 Kaitlyn 01.25.08 at 4:24 pm

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46 Susan 01.25.08 at 8:56 pm

I think he is Sir Watkyn Bassett, the judge who fined Bertie five quid for knocking off a policeman’s helmet. All he needs is the wig and the black silk square on top for pronouncing sentence.

47 pupehs-rox 01.26.08 at 12:49 am

It’s it’s Joba the hut

48 rikku 01.26.08 at 2:43 am

hovertext rulz lol
Am I the only one that hears the snooty British accent?

49 A 01.26.08 at 3:20 am

Of Course.
Enough chatter.

50 yet another michelle 01.27.08 at 3:10 am

So I read the breed profile http://www.cfainc.org/breeds/profiles/scottish.html and Scottish Fold kittehs are typically sturdy with “a rounded and well padded body”. So his floofiness and double chinnage is expected and considered normal for his breed. Someday, when my dogs permit, I must have a folded kitteh. They aren’t born folded, it happens in early kittehood.

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