Ma’am, we’re citing you for not having a carseat

by Meg on January 29, 2008

Ma’am your Behbeh might fall off. Please get a car seat.

You’re a ‘bear’? Tell that to the Judge Ma’am.

Carseat

Lori W., that bebeh has perfectly rounded ‘tocks.

{ 63 comments }

1 Genosha 01.29.08 at 7:34 am

More Polar Babies!

2 Leah B. 01.29.08 at 7:36 am

i havve no Idea what you are talking about Human, and if you really wanna make me mad……..just keep talking

3 berthaslave 01.29.08 at 8:04 am

I will install a car seat when you idiots end global warming! Sign the Tokyo Accord!

4 Kar 01.29.08 at 9:25 am

The only thing cuter than a bear cub butt is a polar bear cub butt.

5 Miss Helen 01.29.08 at 11:26 am

I don’t mean to be all captain know it all ‘look at me, i’m reading a book’, but I think you’ll find that the proper name for a baby bear is a Bearby.

6 Holy Cuteness 01.29.08 at 12:52 pm

Lovely picture!

7 metsakins 01.29.08 at 1:01 pm

Miss Helen – perhaps, but I believe bearbeh would be more in the spirit of things ;)

8 Cauliflower 01.29.08 at 1:20 pm

That title made me laugh…and then sigh…made me think of Ms. Spears.

9 pyrit 01.29.08 at 1:58 pm

McBearbehpantses, non?

10 pyrit 01.29.08 at 2:00 pm

Mama Bear sez, “OK, I’ll play Polar Express, again.”

11 gizmo 01.29.08 at 2:06 pm

Hey, ma. Can we go catch some seals again. Huh? Can we? Can we? Huh? Can we?

12 MonkeyJerky 01.29.08 at 2:13 pm

Mama behr: u hang on tite and stop squirming and I will read you another chapter from Golden Compass when we getz to da snow cave!

13 Benny's Mum 01.29.08 at 2:27 pm

Polar bear tocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awesomely qte!

14 cosmiquemuffin 01.29.08 at 2:56 pm

BEBEH BEAR TOCZ

annnngh omg
*plop*

My hubbins hates when I see bear cubs tho… for about 10 minutes I’m squealin’… “LIL BEAR… LIL BAAAAAYYYRR…” until I need to be sedated.

15 Miss Ruth 01.29.08 at 2:56 pm

Such a little cutie! Hold on, little bear!

16 pixie-stix 01.29.08 at 3:03 pm

I can hear baby bear now…”ehn ehn [pant pant] eeehhhnnn!”

17 Babs 01.29.08 at 3:14 pm

Oh mah gah. That wee bear bum is to die. TO DIE! Kinda reminds me of when Pooh was stuck in the door to Rabbit’s Howse.

18 Jacquie 01.29.08 at 3:26 pm

That lil bear looks he came equipped with built in Pampers! What a cute bootie!

19 Kris 01.29.08 at 3:39 pm

TOO CUTE!!!!! Wish Polar Bears weren’t so darn ferocious though!

20 Claudia 01.29.08 at 3:47 pm

Jus chillin.

21 catablob 01.29.08 at 4:11 pm

this is so cute I can’t even begin to think of anything amusing to say.
In fact all the posts today are just overwhelmingly cute.
you’d think that this website was about, I dunno, cute stuff or something.

22 Annie 01.29.08 at 4:56 pm

Well if that isn’t the cutest thing ever… and I never would have believed it if I hadn’t seen it.. and
anghhhh falls down dead from the cuteness.

23 Catsquatch 01.29.08 at 4:56 pm

ROFLMBO!!!

Man, again your killin me with the caption…..

24 Kiragirl 01.29.08 at 5:25 pm

go berthaslave, I was going to say something similar. what I hear on the news makes me sick. luckily also heard recently car companies are producing/developing “greener” products.

25 dawndol 01.29.08 at 5:55 pm

This should be in cute but sad. Every polar bear picture makes me want to cry because they’re so wonderful and so many of them are drowning or starving to death. :(

26 Han 01.29.08 at 6:16 pm

I Bcc-ed this image to all people in my address list for X-mass last year. Funny it shows up over here. :-)

27 charliewabba 01.29.08 at 6:50 pm

such a sweet little tuches. I want to squoooshe it.

28 Janeyferr 01.29.08 at 7:12 pm

hehe, the golden compass, my OH does an impression of the bear saying “you wish to ride me?”. it’s cute and sexy at the same time.

29 liz 01.29.08 at 7:16 pm

buildin those lil arm musk-els!
adorable!

30 mao1 01.29.08 at 7:24 pm

I have this picture on my cell phone! It came as part of a screen-saver that starts up when you open the phone. I’d sit and watch it, wait for this pic to come up, and show it to everyone. Always wanted an easier way to admire the cute. So glad someone has found and posted it! Thank you, thank you!

31 M. 01.29.08 at 7:59 pm

Ehn ehn! You’d think the mama would be more helpful.

32 Annie J 01.29.08 at 9:27 pm

Haha, lol @ pixie-stix. “Ehnnnnn!” XD

This bebeh has such round tocks…I bet it’s super soft! Lol. Built-in diaper butt indeed! XD

33 LeSilly 01.29.08 at 9:33 pm

Awwww. This is a *perfic* example of rule number # 7!!!

34 r 01.29.08 at 9:55 pm

baby bears are the cutest baby animals, period. gerbils and hamsters are cuter when they’re adults, bunnies maintain a consistent level of cuteness, puppies and kittens are cliche…yep. it’s baby bears for the win.

sometimes i wish i was a bear just so i could have cubs instead of smelly human babies.

35 r 01.29.08 at 9:58 pm

and, if you care about the future of these magnificent animals, vote for an ecologically enlightened president in november.

just sayin’.

36 btf 01.29.08 at 10:31 pm

if we don’t do something about global warming, these cute polar bears will become extinct and you will only have photos. remember, extinct is forever!!!

37 herpantsness 01.29.08 at 10:33 pm

Hey. This looks like a Norbert Rosing or Paul Nicklen shot, for National Geographic.
Not to be a shill (full disclosure, I work at NG Image Collection), but you can buy prints like this through us, and part of the proceeds go to helpin’ lil baby polar bears.
Check out ngsprints.com
Sales pitch OVER.

38 sunnymum 01.29.08 at 10:38 pm

Thanks for the info. Herpantsness; nice to know my addiction to the cute can do more than produce slobber on my keyboard and incoherant baby babble.

I hope my prediction that “this world is goin’ to hell in a hand basket” turns out to be false and that we will not lose another great species to extinction. I mean really, can we go on without tocks as cute as these? I think not!

39 Mary (the first) 01.29.08 at 10:43 pm

I think not also, Sunnymum!
Thanks for the NGS site, “herpantsness” I’d love some official behbeh bear photos!

40 sunnymum 01.29.08 at 11:15 pm

And…

CUTEST TOCKS EVAH!!!!!!!!

41 Margaret 01.30.08 at 1:07 am

It is so perfectly round that British scientists use it to calibrate their instruments!

42 Xenobiologista 01.30.08 at 2:36 am

Speaking of global warming and polar bears, is this the pic you’re looking for? http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/07/funny-pictures-i-can-has-al-gore/

43 Annie J 01.30.08 at 2:47 am

Lol @ the “I can has Al Gore” photo! Just what I was looking for, Xenobiologista! :P

44 Natalie 01.30.08 at 2:52 am

What?! No X-treme baby bear-tocks closeup?

45 Jennie 01.30.08 at 3:03 am

She’s so skinny. :(

46 blair 01.30.08 at 3:09 am

looks like a bear fetish

the bear is important in native american mythology, so the bear is featured as the bearer (haha) of many other symbols in fetishes

http://www.santafealliance.com/giftstore/images/whitebear_lg.jpg

these two polar bears are clearly the harbingers of many cutenesses to come

47 CheshireCat 01.30.08 at 3:25 am

I would so love to kiss those perfectly round and fuzzy tocks…if it didn’t involve having my face eaten off by mama polar bear.

48 DLR 01.30.08 at 4:51 am

At first glance this looks like a cute picture of a mama bear and her cub, but when you look closer you can see the mama bear is so skinny you can see her hipbone, and there is only one cub when there should be two. I think we should all be sending letters to each and every politican in our country and tell them if they do not do something about the environment we will not vote for them. If we have the money, send them that Planet Earth DVD that has the scene of the polar bear dying because it was so tired and starved after swimming for so long to find food it just gave up and laid down to die in the middle of all the seals.

49 jayell342 01.30.08 at 5:21 am

don’t worry unnecessarily for this mama and cub – litters of 2 are the most common but litters of one happen as well. also judging by the size of the cub this mama and baby they may have just recently come out of the den so that may be why shes a little skinny.

50 Lizzy 01.30.08 at 5:31 am

Don’t think I’m perving… but I want to pet the chubby babeh beahr rumpus.

51 Subhangi 01.30.08 at 5:45 am

Yeah, damn global warming is making the polar bears warm, and making us tropical folks FREEZE! I’m going to punch the next person who says global warming is a myth!

And back to the post – OMG CHUBBY BEBEH POLAR BEAR TOCKS!!! SQUEEEEEE!!!

52 Fegli 01.30.08 at 6:12 am

She’s so beautiful, and baby is so adorable… great find!

53 Patricia 01.30.08 at 3:50 pm

Now that is a mountain climbing baby bear.

54 chanpon 01.30.08 at 3:51 pm

Haha..I would disagree that panda butts would probably rule, but polar bear butts are pretty sweet too. I really want a ride too…

55 mom2twinzz 01.30.08 at 4:46 pm

herpantness is right it is a Norbert Rosing/NG image….

I found the image on the site she gave. Search for number 406548. I am soooo buying this one for permanent Awwwing.

I love the cute widdle pamper butt.

56 Stephanie 01.31.08 at 12:59 am

Ohemgee. The ickle polar bear ish on the mamma polar bear’s back! It ish climbing it like a slide!It ish very cute. But mamma polar bear is skinny. Poor Mary Kate Olsen mamma bear. Stoopid global warming. Global Warming=Uncute.

57 Foolio 01.31.08 at 9:10 am

Oh please. Global warming is certainly harming polar bears but this mother’s skinniness has nothing to do with that. All polar bear mothers are skinny when they have new cubs since they haven’t eaten in months and they have to feed three mouths (there SHOULD be another cub).

58 A 02.01.08 at 1:35 am

Look at the big hind paws!!

And the wee little polar bear bum!!!! Polar bear teddy!!!!

59 max planck 02.01.08 at 4:11 pm

what a shame that these poor guys are going to be extinct b/c of our human stupidity and corrupt government/big business systems and the global warming they cause

60 Bearfoot 02.06.08 at 12:29 am

to the person saying momma is starved. You are aware that polar bears have thier cubs during hibernation aren’t you?

61 hedge 02.21.08 at 10:41 pm

POLAR BEARS NEED A HOME TOO! :)

62 I love animals 03.15.08 at 3:29 am

LOOK AT THE LITTLE BABY BEAR!

He is just hanging onto mommy’s back while mommy doesn’t even notice that her child is climbing on her! CUTE CUTE CUUUTTTEEE!

63 I love animals 03.15.08 at 3:30 am

I just noticed that it isn’t only cute..

POOR BABY AND MOMMY!

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