I like big nuts and I cannot lie

by Meg on January 4, 2008

You other brothers can’t deny [shimmies up tree]
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung [shimmies down tree]

ILikeBigNutsAndICanNotLie

OMG. Johanna S., look at her butt. It is so big. She looks like one of those rap guys’ girlfriends.

{ 82 comments }

1 Jenna 01.04.08 at 2:19 pm

LMAO!!

2 Courtney 01.04.08 at 2:22 pm

Nice parallel going on with the squirrel’s ears and the trees!

3 Babs 01.04.08 at 2:29 pm

Erm… are we sure that’s a girl? Seems like I see more than one nut in the pic.

4 yankeebird 01.04.08 at 2:34 pm

Oh, this has the potential to get good. This should be an excellent start to a year of controversial posts/post titles….

5 DKN 01.04.08 at 2:38 pm

:-O

6 moi 01.04.08 at 2:39 pm

ummm that’s a guy sqweerl

7 hey-h 01.04.08 at 2:42 pm

Of course it’s a guy sqwerl! That’s who sings the song, sillies! (The part about her butt being big isn’t about the squirrel.)

8 scooter 01.04.08 at 2:43 pm

mumm, let me see a squirrel in a the eating a nut. say that real fast three times.heheheeheeee! told yeah!!

9 bdwilcox 01.04.08 at 2:43 pm

If that’s a guy squirrel, I hope he doesn’t like big nuts and cannot lie…

10 scooter 01.04.08 at 2:43 pm

mumm, let me see a squirrel in a the eating a nut. say that real fast three times.heheheeheeee! told yeah!!

11 Lisa 01.04.08 at 2:46 pm

LMAO. That is the funniest thing I’ve seen this year.

12 Lady Widdershins 01.04.08 at 2:48 pm

I need sqrrls with big ear tufties! Need. And such sqrrlitude!

13 kar 01.04.08 at 2:57 pm

Dewd!! NSFW!!

Ron Jeremy couldn’t pull that pose off!

14 bdwilcox 01.04.08 at 2:58 pm

R2, Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!

15 metsakins 01.04.08 at 3:00 pm

What a photo! OMG! not even goin’ to comment on the text, I’m speechless. However, I will be going to the store to buy milk. I see puddin’ in the future, teehee

16 Erin 01.04.08 at 3:02 pm

This is a perfect post to follow up the laughing seal. Granted, that seal will laugh at ANYTHING, but this is genuinely funny!

17 ceejoe 01.04.08 at 3:03 pm

heeheeeheeeheee…
my skwerlies at home aren’t that acrobatic.
course I don’t have any trees that close together.
and they don’t sing either.
heeheeheeehheee…

18 jen 01.04.08 at 3:05 pm

actually i think he’s doing the MC hammer shimmie.

19 liz 01.04.08 at 3:16 pm

gee scooter. ya cant even write it and you want us to say it three times fast huh?

is an adorable squirrel, so very athletic and nimble!!

20 StormCat 01.04.08 at 3:19 pm

You just have to ask yourself, what would possess him to want to sit in a tree like that? I suppose it’s comfortable for him, but sheesh…

Nevertheless, I think he’s tewtally anerable!!!

21 Holy Cuteness 01.04.08 at 3:19 pm

Wow, that’s an amazing picture!

22 zeldapie 01.04.08 at 3:20 pm

LOL! Now I have an earworm!

What a sweet skwerl, too!! MMMMM I LURVE SKWERLS!!

23 Theresa 01.04.08 at 3:22 pm
24 CoffeeCup 01.04.08 at 3:23 pm

It’s the expression that gets me – the “oh, me? I just chillin’” look on his face. The entirely innocent look from a squirrel who thinks that position is normal. :)

25 burdie 01.04.08 at 3:27 pm

OMG I WANT IT NOW!!

26 Laurie 01.04.08 at 3:28 pm

Giggle! Made me LOL at work and now I’m hummin’ that song… so NSFW!! Giggle!

27 Nipper 01.04.08 at 3:39 pm

Minkee schkrrell!! Oooh, check the abs and gluts on hiiimmmmmm!!!

28 Andrea|Nash 01.04.08 at 3:45 pm

I’m with Yankeebird and Metaskins – time to settle on the sofa wit some popcorn. Aaahhh….

29 Carol 01.04.08 at 3:59 pm

A squirrel badonka-donk?

30 caitlin 01.04.08 at 4:08 pm

lol bdwilcox… It took me a second to figure out *why* you were quoting that, but then I looked back up at the picture.

I have a baaad feeling about this! ;)

31 Susie 01.04.08 at 4:09 pm

It looks like to me that’s the only way to get his tail to curl the perfect way and that’s why he’s doin it. That’s what I’m goin with. I can’t wait to see the nuffs on this one. Here can I start?
MEG! SHAME ON YOU! I LET MY CHILDREN COME TO THIS SITE. This is sooooo not family oriented.

32 humiliatedgrapes 01.04.08 at 4:19 pm

hahahah, I love the hovertext … this squirrel is sooo pulling a Britney right now.

33 MaggieBelle 01.04.08 at 4:38 pm

He just a sqwerl tryna get a nut, yo.

34 lurkingsmirk 01.04.08 at 4:39 pm

This squirrel is an excellent multitasker! He’s having breakfast on the go.

35 Robbie 01.04.08 at 4:41 pm

This pic is hilarious for soooo many reasons!

36 gillian 01.04.08 at 5:59 pm

I totally mis-saw this at first.

I thought his hands were like a big old handle-bar moustache on a disproportionately long skwerl face.

And that his back feet were his arms

And that where his tail meets his butt was his waist.

Look at it that way and it becomes rather a strange-looking skwerl indeed.

I’m glad I was mistaken.

Whew!

37 CoffeeCup 01.04.08 at 6:08 pm

Has it come to be that we EXPECT the nuffs? I don’t really see the commentroversy with this photo…I mean, there was even a slight bit off doubt as to whether it was a boy or a girl squirrel. It’s not like they’re that obvious…

Or would the nuffs be outspoken against the use of the song? I kind of see that…but even though this blog is dedicated to cute cuddlies, I never looked it as a very family-friendly blog, since most of the commenters are adults.

38 CoffeeCup 01.04.08 at 6:09 pm

** Er, making a change to note that I know most of the commenters are adults, I doubt a lot of parents would let their kids comment, considering some of the subject matter that crops up in the comments, but I thought it was never intended to be dedicated t be family friendly because sometimes cute + funny = non family friendly, as exampled by the cat photo posted just now.

39 Mary (the first) 01.04.08 at 6:33 pm

That’s hilarious. I wonder if he/she can actually “sit” there or if it was a short stop for balance or something. TOO much!!

40 Beth 01.04.08 at 6:46 pm

Oh dear, that is so incredibly funny!!! I shouldn’t be laughing this hard at work. Do you suppose he always eats that way??

41 Lindar 01.04.08 at 6:56 pm

Bdwilcox, very, very clever and funny!

42 AuntieMame 01.04.08 at 7:05 pm

Earworm! Augh!

(But, y’know, who understands those rap guys?)

43 redd1 01.04.08 at 7:07 pm

UP Against the Tree & spread em!

44 Sharon Wilson 01.04.08 at 7:13 pm

Actually, the big-butt effect is from foreshortening.

45 berthaslave 01.04.08 at 7:35 pm

bdwilcox and sharon wilson, ROFL!

I’m just glad that this picture proves there is no correlation between the size of one’s tail and HELLO!

46 Kris 01.04.08 at 7:37 pm

Another musical gem!!!! HI-larious!!!!

47 raemie 01.04.08 at 7:40 pm

CoffeeCup – shh! *eyes dart around* ;)

48 Miss Ruth 01.04.08 at 7:41 pm

Gillian – tee hee – I totally see that now. It’s like the Village People skewrl!

49 Annie 01.04.08 at 7:44 pm

Girl Squirrel.. nods after remembering all her own farm animals and two boy bunnies and a flotilla of rats for daughters and daughters best friends.

50 Kiragirl 01.04.08 at 7:44 pm

My, what big feet you have!

51 Kiragirl 01.04.08 at 7:45 pm

Sharon,
I’d like to fore-shorten my butt.

52 Theo 01.04.08 at 7:53 pm

Kiragirl, here you go!…

bu4

53 Furbabies 01.04.08 at 7:56 pm

Is that a Scottish Skwerl? I love their tufty ears.

54 Shadyman 01.04.08 at 8:14 pm

Ahahaha! I LURVE Sqwerls!

55 DKN 01.04.08 at 10:14 pm

I like big Nuffs and I cannot lie…

56 crackjob 01.04.08 at 10:26 pm

“You can do side bends or situps…”

I think the nuffs miiiiiiight get their feeelers hurt over the use of the of the word…

*shifty eyes*

…SPRUNG!

Or maybe not.

“My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hon!”

57 mlle_x 01.04.08 at 10:31 pm

dial 1-900-MEGS-A-LOT
and kick them nutty thoughts!

58 Emily 01.04.08 at 10:48 pm

Next year’s commentroversy: “Meg says NUTS in the subject line!!”

59 Patty P 01.04.08 at 11:00 pm

LOL at the skwerl AND the comments! My skwerls (at my feeder) don’t care whether they are right-side-up, upside down or sideways. They use whatever support is at hand (or paw). This one is taking advantage of what he probably sees as a totally kewl spot to hang onto in yet another odd manner. Or he just recognizes a photo-op!

60 Snowpea 01.05.08 at 12:43 am

HA!

I’m speechless. Quelle posture! Quelle imposture!

61 core 01.05.08 at 12:44 am

*ghasp* Won’t – won’t – sumbuddy think of the cheeldren!!!!!! *clutches at pearls*

62 ambiguous 01.05.08 at 1:30 am

This is great–I <3 "BGB" . . . and good grief, I've never seen a squirrel being so ridiculous

63 sas 01.05.08 at 2:24 am

okay, I now have that song in my head now, but not the original version. This is my fav: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCBku0A_Io0

64 pixie-stix 01.05.08 at 3:10 am

“Look Ma, no hands!”

65 CoffeeCup 01.05.08 at 4:15 am

How did anyone even get that photo? Either that’s a great zoom and a steady hand or that squirrel wanted attention.

66 bastette 01.05.08 at 4:21 am

“If that’s a guy squirrel, I hope he doesn’t like big nuts and cannot lie…”
— bdwilcox

Um, *why*?? Your point…?

67 musicchick2 01.05.08 at 7:45 am

hilARious!!!

68 Subhangi 01.05.08 at 2:41 pm

OMIGAWDLOL. Looks like Sqwerl(ette) got herself into a “tight” situation!

69 Amy 01.05.08 at 3:58 pm

It should read.” I need big Nuts ” and I cannot lie
The swerl is sooooooo skwerlilicious

70 Amy 01.05.08 at 4:00 pm

Oh look Its Jean -Claude Van Skweldam… they say he can crack walnuts with his … um….tail

71 Amy 01.05.08 at 4:01 pm

ooops Jean-Claude Van Skwerldam.. sorry SP

72 DoodleyDog 01.05.08 at 9:33 pm

LMAO!

73 bob 01.06.08 at 12:42 am

Glad there is more classless stuff being talked about. It is supposed to be cute. The picture is, the comment is dumb.

74 Riadi 01.06.08 at 2:34 am

wow this is very cute :) hehehe…how can that squirrel do that :)

75 Squirly 01.06.08 at 4:16 am

I PROPOSE:

Rule of Cuteness #38:

If your ears have tufts, it’s cute. So damn freakin’ cute.

I’m Squirly and I approve of this message.

76 söt 01.06.08 at 5:08 am

Söt says he’s in loooooove! It’s not every day he sees one of his kind on this site!

77 Jiffknee 01.06.08 at 1:45 pm

sas . . . never knew there was a new musical fusion of folk-rap. It’s been a long time comin’.

Love eet.

78 Holly 01.08.08 at 1:17 am

Am I the only one who misses the polite British accent usually accompanied with the skwerlz?

79 Bailey 01.09.08 at 3:22 am

For some reason the shimmy reference had me thinking of the squirrel in parachute pants.

80 piratefred 01.09.08 at 4:12 am

Am I the only one that finds this squirrel just a teeeeeny bit scary?

81 eskimo 02.13.08 at 9:01 am

this is kung fu

82 Brick Top 02.16.08 at 10:09 pm

Fostrot to Base, “I think the’ve spotted me”

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