Check out this debauchery

by Meg on January 2, 2008

1. Oh, just make yerself comfortuhbuhls! [kittehs in cat food bin]

Delectabuhls

B. They tried to make this pup go to boxhab and he said no, no, NYERHE

Boxhab

Is this what it’s come to, Erica O.? HEINEKEN with cat food and SHALLOW pizza boxes for your pup!? HUH!? IS IT!?

{ 65 comments }

1 Holy Cuteness 01.02.08 at 10:30 pm

Gheghe everybody loves Heineken…

2 FyreKnight 01.02.08 at 10:30 pm

Of course the cats are living it up while the poor dog has to make due with a box that is too small!

3 metsakins 01.02.08 at 10:36 pm

shocking!!!1!!!!1

and those cats are probably being overfed which means that they are being abused.

just shocking

4 Cyranix 01.02.08 at 10:40 pm

Better debauchery than de-box-ery..?

5 Alex 01.02.08 at 10:40 pm

*GASPS*
They MUST get to boxhab. That kitteh has some stheriouus catnip issues.

6 Carrie 01.02.08 at 10:41 pm

that takes self-feeding to a WHOLE new level.

7 Mary (the first) 01.02.08 at 10:54 pm

“beer for my kitteh, pizza for my puupppeehs”! (Toby Keith voice). I thought it was only kittehs that cram themselves into any available box- or bowl-like structure.

8 Scoobie 01.02.08 at 11:07 pm

I think we need a new boxhab category.

Just look at all those coloring additives in that cat food.

9 Linnie 01.02.08 at 11:07 pm

OMG, I worked at Aurelio’s Pizza in high school! Best pizza EVAR.

The pup has the right idea. :)

10 Annie 01.02.08 at 11:12 pm

LOL as white kitty looks on at tiger kitty.. Tisk tisk he just overindulged himself into a coma.. poor thing.
Then Pup is all woe is me all I have for a bed is this tiny little pizza box..So Sad!

11 Laurie 01.02.08 at 11:20 pm

I think these pictures are really of the Cute Overload Headquarters New Year’s party. Come out with it, Meg.

12 legotech 01.02.08 at 11:41 pm

*doesn’t want to try to get the pizza grease offa the long haired puppers*

I guess I’m lucky, my dog just EATS the pizza box.

13 Cyndy 01.02.08 at 11:42 pm

Puppy precious, kitty napping in food, heehee too much…but as a beginner…please help…what is “NYERHE”???
how is it pronounced, I lOVE it, just want to say it right! Help, help the hyerhe impaired!
Cyndy

14 Mel 01.03.08 at 12:06 am

Was that a pup-er-oni pizza? Heks all like: …. This box smelz gooooood.

15 Lisa 01.03.08 at 12:14 am

Erm…does that box say “Aurelio’s is QUANTITY”??? I KNOW I haven’t had that much to drink yet.

Here’s hoping the other side says “quality”.

16 BonzoGal 01.03.08 at 12:44 am

Cyndy, “nyerhe” is “No!”, and it’s said like this: (Petulantly) NEEEYERRRHHH!

17 DKN 01.03.08 at 12:50 am

A very finite detail that makes the top pic even funnier than it already is – I’m pretty sure I spy catnip flakes on the this kittehs lower back region…*adjusts glasses*

18 Pearl Ostroff 01.03.08 at 1:15 am

Indeed, Lisa, that box does have “Aurelio’s is QUANTITY” on it.

Adorable pup, he/she has a “go away” look on his/her face.

19 Zreekee 01.03.08 at 1:22 am

I think the “naked” ad on the left site is tasteless on this site where my kids like to visit.

20 Scoobie 01.03.08 at 1:30 am

Naked is ok with me, not so sure about all the chinese girls offering themselves for a date though

21 berthaslave 01.03.08 at 1:44 am

I love kitteh #2 looking into the box…

“Dude…dude…wake up dude…”

22 Ms. McPantiesInABunchnuff 01.03.08 at 1:50 am

Alcoholic cats passed out in their food! so not funny!

:D tee!

23 BumbleBee 01.03.08 at 2:15 am

Wow – i’d heard that everything in the US is bigger than what we have here in the UK, but never, in my life have i seen a pizza box sooo beeeg! Unless that is actually a v.small puppeh. So cute tho

24 hey-h 01.03.08 at 3:43 am

“Boxhab.” Meg, I heart you.

BumbleBee, I don’t know where you live, but I can pretty much guarantee that everything here in the U.S. is bigger. Particularly if it is food-related.

25 Stephanie J 01.03.08 at 3:55 am

“..and he said no, no, NYERHE”

XD

26 Jaye 01.03.08 at 4:00 am

Zreekee, if you install an ad blocker on your system, you won’t have to see any of the ads.

However, Meg has long proclaimed this to be a PG-13 site and all the regulars know that. So maybe you should find other sites for your kids to visit.

27 Carolyn J. 01.03.08 at 4:04 am

If there was a box o’ chocolates triple the size of my body, you would find me passed out face-down in them exactly like that.

28 Carolyn J. 01.03.08 at 4:05 am

Oh, and dear Editors – we need a sound clip of someone saying NYERHE like pronto.

29 Linnie 01.03.08 at 5:18 am

Aurelio’s is Quantity!
Aurelio’s is Quality!
Aurelio’s is Value!
Aurelio’s is Pizza!
Tell ‘em Joe sent you!

I think that’s right, it’s been a long time since I worked there but I folded a LOT of those pizza boxes. :)

30 woohoo! 01.03.08 at 5:57 am

Ewwww! Any pet food that color has got to be toxic. Maybe that stripey cat is dead???

31 Cyndy 01.03.08 at 6:32 am

Yes, yes, most pleeezze!
A sound bite of Nyerhe and Nyerheh!!! I must have eloquent pronunsheeashun!
At least a “hooked on phonics” version. Wheeee!

32 Subhangi 01.03.08 at 6:41 am

Hehe!

33 Pouf 01.03.08 at 7:09 am

If the dog is in the box, it is because the floor is colder than the box… If you put a carpet, he goes to the carpet…

For the cat, for me, we have 2 choices :
- It is eating time, and proprietor has open the box (maybe it is allways like that ?)
- The cats are realy hungry, and that is not good

34 spongebrooke 01.03.08 at 7:29 am

that pup has excellent taste in pizza!

aurelio’s = best pizza in the history of forever and beyond

35 Hon Glad 01.03.08 at 7:33 am

Cats attempt death by kibble. Dog ”Don’t mind me, I’ll survive on pizza fumes.”

36 Mrs. Catlabash 01.03.08 at 7:34 am

Actually, if we are looking at the same ad of two girls in white underwear with the caption Get Naked Now, it is not meant to be salacious at all. I didn’t think it was as soon as I saw that those girls aren’t standing in a typical “come hither” pose, but are actually rather prim, except for the fact that they’re in underwear, and even that isn’t especially sexy or revealing. But the ad is a promotion for a new show on one of the women-oriented channels, which has also been promoted endlessly on TV. It’s called “How to Look Good Naked with Carson Kressley” (I think that’s his name) and apparently it’s a show about helping women achieve positive body images. The only provocative thing about it is the name. Unfortunately even though I see about ten commercials for it every day, I still don’t remember the channel – one of the cable channels, WE or Oxygen or one of the others.

So we need not be concerned that porn advertisers have discovered cuteoverload, even though the choice to accept advertisers is Meg’s to make. But in this case, the show being promoted apparently has a high-minded purpose hidden behind a racy name.

37 lurkertype 01.03.08 at 8:33 am

I would say NYERHE to the colors in that kitteh food — but stripey cat probably had extreme munchies. (I say ‘had’ since the pix are a few years old)

Puppeh is not overly big — it’s an extra-large pizza but not mega-ultra-large.

The hubby was *extremely* disappointed with the “Look Good Naked” ads; he was SO hoping for porn and only got larger-than-model-size women getting fashion from a gay guy!

38 Theresa 01.03.08 at 8:57 am

“Nyerhe” is pronounced to rhyme with “Heylerhe,” of course. ;)

39 lucy 01.03.08 at 10:12 am

breed of dog anyone?

40 HRH 01.03.08 at 11:27 am

***** WARNING ***** those cat food bins are LETHAL …

a curious cat recently suffocated when the lid closed on him …

his owners are devastated, but they can’t turn back the clock …

41 BrianMPLS 01.03.08 at 11:58 am

Linnie- Where you worked, were the boxes pentagonal? Just curious.

42 J. Bo 01.03.08 at 12:26 pm

Only the most discriminating kitties drink Heineken with their kibble…

43 Positive Jube 01.03.08 at 12:59 pm

Clever doglet. To sleep within warm, flavoursome, and cheesy bed. Yum.

44 Yitzysmommie 01.03.08 at 1:17 pm

White Cat: “d00d, get UP! They’re coming!!!”
Stripey Cat: “Nyerhe!”
Stripey appears to be suffering from CatFoodOverload, passed out completely!

45 Babs 01.03.08 at 1:56 pm

Oh man, my Boobadoo would love to be that cat. He would eat himself into oblivion.

46 Theresa 01.03.08 at 2:36 pm

My Stinky (cat) likes to sit ON, not in, pizza boxes. Often with the pizza still in it. It’s warm and smells good. And there’s yummy food inside. It’s a win-win-win! :P

47 Pat 01.03.08 at 2:52 pm

That puppy probably are all the pizza and is hoping to conceal the evil deed by hiding the empty box!!!

48 Deckard Canine 01.03.08 at 4:16 pm

I hope that cat doesn’t think it doubles as a litterbox. You know that phrase that ends “…in your messkit”?

49 ashagato 01.03.08 at 5:37 pm

My 2 cents on the Get Naked ad: I saw it and thought how refreshing to see two women with bodies that aren’t super-skinny for once. And how much sexier they look without their bones sticking out!

50 Linnie 01.03.08 at 7:16 pm

BrianMPLS – nope, they were the standard square-type pizza boxes. The box in the pic is from one of the suburban Chicago Aurelio’s, I’m sure of it… I’d know that “Aurelio’s is Quanitity” anywhere!

spongebrooke – you are ever so right about Aurelio’s Pizza, I have been known to drive 2+ hours back to my hometown JUST for Aurelio’s.

By the way the pets are awfully cute and so is the “get naked” ad. :)

51 Kiragirl 01.03.08 at 7:44 pm

what do you charge for delivery of a pup-pizza?

52 Markalept 01.03.08 at 7:44 pm

I live in Frankfort, IL about 5 minutes from Aurelios! Best pizza in the world..mmm…

oh and the puppers is adoor-uh-buhls as well :)

53 TheLara 01.03.08 at 7:49 pm

Silleh Puppeh… boxes is for kittehs!!!

54 gail 01.03.08 at 8:43 pm

At first glance, I thought it was an ad for multi-colored cat litter!

(phew!)

55 kar 01.03.08 at 9:10 pm

gluttony

Gluttony

Main Entry: glut·tony
Pronunciation: (gltn-)
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural glut·ton·ies
Date: 13th century

1. See above.

56 marsheeeee 01.03.08 at 11:00 pm

I think the look good naked thing is on Bravo. That’s where Queer Eye was…

57 MJ 01.04.08 at 12:23 am

Please dont feed your pets Purina, Pedigree, Beneful…or other cheap store brand pet foods. They are so low in protien you may as well be feeding your pets lawn clippings. Besides, what little meat that is contained, is often from diseased, or dying animals, as well as animals that have been euthanised. Pet food has been found to contain the drug used to euthanise farm animals and pets, and even the same chemical found in flea collars. Thats right, dead cats and dogs are often used in manufacturing these bargain pet foods. And at what expense? Higher rates of cancers and kidney disease in our pets. Please google “Truth about pet food” or “whats in pet food” to find out the truth for yourself. Dont take MY word for it..

58 A 01.04.08 at 2:41 am

YUMMMMMMMMM a tub full of Meow Mix!!!!
Heaven………Heaven……….munch the crunchies!!!

59 Stooges Woman :-) 01.04.08 at 5:45 pm

It’s the “1″ followed by the “B” that really made me LMAO.

60 CheshireCat 01.04.08 at 8:44 pm

My kittehs like to chow down inside their cat food tub too, except they’re tub is filled with organic cat food without artificial colorings. *smiles smugly*.

61 hotmustard 01.04.08 at 10:13 pm

(In my best Terri Garr voice) I lahk to roll, roll, roll in zhe pupperoni.

62 annoying little twerp 01.04.08 at 11:18 pm

Linnie, Spongebrook:
I’m originally a Chi-south suburbanite(my mother and inlaws are still southlanders)and I used to live at the Homewood store.
My husband and I live west of there now but still dig our Aurelios…and Chicago Dough Company.

63 Donna 01.06.08 at 10:01 am

Our doggies have box addictshuns too! It’s more common than you might think! What a shame…

64 anomalous4 01.12.08 at 5:54 pm

This is living………. lots of food, lots of beer to wash it down, and lots of coffee for the resulting hangover. Now all they need is a nice puter monitor with a blanket in it to sleep on.

65 jen 01.21.08 at 6:57 am

Is this your dog? It is really weird because i had a dog that looked almost exactly like this

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