That’s one too many soft kronsches, Boy

by Meg on January 28, 2008

Listen, Kid—

My ears can take a LOT, but I’m drawin’ the line right HERE

Ross and Jo-Lynn L., a MOST excellent vid.

Thwap Thwap Thwap

{ 84 comments }

1 fifi 01.28.08 at 2:06 pm

very cute, but very familiar…have we seen this before? Or something from same setting? hmmmm

2 Tracie 01.28.08 at 2:07 pm

Awwww what a patient kitteh, until it goes for the throat!! Yikes and I’m first :o )

3 Tracie 01.28.08 at 2:09 pm

darn it, make that second!

4 DLR 01.28.08 at 2:17 pm

Oh yeah, take that bustah, no more ear sucking for ya!

5 lala 01.28.08 at 2:22 pm

im pretty suuure we have seen this before!

6 MandaBain 01.28.08 at 2:29 pm

Yeah, but I certainly don’t mind seein it again! :-)

7 Vicki 01.28.08 at 2:30 pm

We’ve seen one like it, but I don’t think it was this one. I would have remembered the cotton-ball wif teef.

Poor puppy. I hate puppeh wimpers when they are in pain. ;_; But I s’pose he had it commin’.

8 Abby T 01.28.08 at 2:35 pm

Darn right she did! ..Speaking as someone who imitates the fluffpuppy’s action’s quite frequently and has the bite and scratch marks to prove it.

9 Cat 01.28.08 at 2:42 pm

Dialog:

ok…….
thanks…
Um, I’m eating …….
stop…..

WE’RE DONE.

hopefully the pup bought teh clue.

10 Boofus McGoofus 01.28.08 at 2:44 pm
11 MonkeyJerky 01.28.08 at 2:50 pm

Kitteh: I is eating

Puppeh: I can has a foods?

Kitteh: Hang on a minute youngster

Puppeh: nom nom nom

Kitteh: knock it off

Puppeh: nom nom nom

Kitteh: no srly knock it off

Puppeh: …nom nom nom

Kitteh: I TURNS INTO DRAKULA WHEN I ARE MADS

12 miko 01.28.08 at 2:55 pm

i definitely remember this video being posted, because i’ll never forget that wimpery wimper at the end.

13 dacutes 01.28.08 at 3:00 pm

I admire the puppeh for having the bravery to do what we on CO only talk about doing….going in for the ear kronsches.

14 Alex B 01.28.08 at 3:15 pm

A repost, but one of my favorites on CO! The Massive Attack playing in the background is just so perfect for this little pup :)

15 Kat 01.28.08 at 3:19 pm

yeah we saw this before.

in the other videos at the end, ‘puppy and cat play’ the puppy is cute! kitty too, but the puppy’s bouncing is just cute as hell :)

16 E 01.28.08 at 3:22 pm

Sweet how the kitty is so patient. What she/he does at the end is merely establishing dominance. It’s hard to discipline a baby puppy, especially such a cute one!

17 Kat 01.28.08 at 3:23 pm

lol! @ MonkeyJerky .. just noticed that.

18 Fegli 01.28.08 at 3:33 pm

We’ve seen this before but who cares? I love the gentlest of warning kronches, the paw pushing action, puppy tail waggling close up, and obvious second kitteh in the background.

I dig the music. What’s the title of it? (As someone already mentioned it’s Massive Attack.)

19 Lynne 01.28.08 at 3:34 pm

That’s a very patient cat. Have you ever felt sharp little pup teeth? Cat isn’t hurting the puppeh, just reminding who is in charge.

20 tracyFlick 01.28.08 at 3:43 pm

Right for the jugular…kitteh instinct, but in a soft way.

21 DumBunny 01.28.08 at 3:47 pm

You really should watch the one with the squirl, “absolutely adorable – cute – chapter 1″ it’s CO pic’s set to the song “You Are So Beautiful To Me!” It’s beautiful to say the least.

22 nycat 01.28.08 at 3:51 pm

My older cat won’t be as patient. If my younger cat comes by to eat her food, the older will get up and leave, and then stare spitefully.

23 Croissant 01.28.08 at 4:07 pm

When my cat had kittens, we had to get used to how “rough” we thought she was being with them later on as they started trying her patience (and she started teaching them how to behave).

She wouldn’t be as patient as this kitty, either :>

24 CheshireCat 01.28.08 at 4:10 pm

Lolz! I’ve seen identical ear-nomming behavior in a chihuahua–except she noms the ears of a 90-lb Australian shepherd.

25 Holy Cuteness 01.28.08 at 4:15 pm

I’ve seen it before here, but I still love it!

26 Sarah 01.28.08 at 4:29 pm

The Massive Attack song is “Teardrop” I think. Cute vid, even if it is a repost :)

27 caterwaul 01.28.08 at 4:33 pm

Fegli – the song is “Teardrop” by Massive Attack, aka the House MD theme song.

Oh, to kronsche upon kitteh ears to this song might be divine. *stalks after cat*

28 berthaslave 01.28.08 at 4:33 pm

I totally didn’t remember this, even though I posted on the other one. I repeat my post!

Brilliant!

Ear Kronsche!

Interspecies Snorgling!

I shall leeck you!

Nom Nom McNomersons!

“They love each other…Lord you can see that it’s true….”

29 Eric 01.28.08 at 4:40 pm

Nom nom nom!

30 charliewabba 01.28.08 at 4:46 pm

Personallly, I’ve never had a problem with reruns. M*A*S*H, the Dick Van Dyke Show, Seinfeld, certain episodes of I Love Lucy, Ear Kronsching Puppeh Meets Patient Kitteh,
whatever.

31 Edward 01.28.08 at 4:51 pm

That little whimper at the end? It translates as ‘Oh no! I’ve brought this on myself!’

32 Subhangi 01.28.08 at 5:02 pm

I second Charliewabba. Some reruns are welcome. ;)

33 Michelle 01.28.08 at 5:03 pm

heehee. naughty pup.

34 stealingsand 01.28.08 at 5:21 pm

makes me wanna go allll the way home and kronsche on my kitteh’s ears…1.5-hour commute would be tewtelly worth it.

35 Melinda 01.28.08 at 5:40 pm

So nice, decided to post it twice?

36 rabble 01.28.08 at 5:42 pm

if the puppeh is smart he’ll only do it once…

i was horrified the first time i saw my neighbour’s cat discipline my puppy, now i totally get it, and usually cheer the kitteh along. and so,

that’ll learn him!! :D

37 Theo 01.28.08 at 5:43 pm

Melinda — huh??

I went back, added some hovertext & a “THWAP” link, but I didn’t duplicate anything, honest…

38 animaloverdose.com 01.28.08 at 5:55 pm

We’ll i’m glad you have shown it again, cause it was a great little video and i and many others wouldn’t have see it yet. Thanks for the rerun XXX

39 Ashley 01.28.08 at 5:55 pm

Yes, that’s Massive Attack, which is awesome, but it’s also very likely the TV show House that’s playing it, which is doubly awesome.

40 Theo 01.28.08 at 5:59 pm

RE: the “re-run” — ahhh, OK. I hadn’t seen the “Boofus McGoofus” comment up there, yet… and [headsmack] I usually recognize “duplicate” CO posts.

Well, it happens, y’all. Think of it as extra credit.

;)

41 Sharon Wilson 01.28.08 at 6:07 pm

My neighbors got a puppeh that did the same thing to their cat, although she didn’t swat or bite. Pretty patient kitteh; must be a female.

42 Fegli 01.28.08 at 6:11 pm

Thanks guys!

I never watch “House MD”… guess if I did I’d have known this awesomeness before.

43 Kaitou Juliet 01.28.08 at 6:34 pm

I missed this one the first time, so I’m glad it was reposted! I’m amazed that kitteh put up with the ear-munching for as long as s/he did. Made me grin!

44 catablob 01.28.08 at 6:42 pm

so nice the cat does not
eated the pup.

45 Annie 01.28.08 at 6:48 pm

Hehehe loved it both times around.

46 Nancy Liedel 01.28.08 at 7:01 pm

adorable

47 judy 01.28.08 at 7:01 pm

Them puppeh toofs is soooo sharp!

48 pyrit 01.28.08 at 7:32 pm

I think kitty liked it for a minute. The pup is about as big as a Q-tip.

49 whaleshaman 01.28.08 at 7:34 pm

SHE TRID 2 WARN TEH PUPPY.

50 Vicki 01.28.08 at 7:53 pm

Oh, it has been posted before. My bad. :/

51 FatChick 01.28.08 at 8:31 pm

What a patient lil kitteh!

52 muhj 01.28.08 at 8:37 pm

Yuck. Puppy. Ewwwwwwwwww.

53 Lizzy 01.28.08 at 8:39 pm

My younger cousins used to do this to me all the time.

Cuz/Pup: I wanna play wif you!
Me/Kitty: Leave me ‘lones.
Pup: Pwease? (poke/nibble)
Kitty: No. (gentle push)

Etc etc until

Pup: Come ON!! (overzealous poke/nomnom)
Kitty: NO! (thwap)

54 molly 01.28.08 at 8:49 pm

yay! kitteh! but there has been SO MANY KITTIES THIS WEEK, where are all the bunnies??

55 Lilah 01.28.08 at 9:20 pm

It’s definitely the exact same vid they showed a couple months ago. Same massive attack song in background. But still wonderfully kronschable.

56 Kat 01.28.08 at 9:54 pm

IS THE PUPPY OKAY??

I’m just worried T-T

57 Juno 01.28.08 at 10:01 pm

Kitty is WAY too patient! That pup needs some razor-sharp claws raked across his nose–that’ll learn ‘im!

58 Kirs. 01.28.08 at 10:24 pm

I LOVE the way the tail of the puppeh is moving!

59 Marie 01.28.08 at 11:04 pm

This was traumatizing! Is there anyway to post more video of this puppy (those whimpers are haunting me!)

60 aware 01.28.08 at 11:23 pm

VAMPIRE KITTEH

61 T 01.29.08 at 12:23 am

For those who are worried about the pup–I’m sure he’s fine. He was schooled by a very gentle, patient kitty.

I doubt the cat even pinched his skin with that cronche – have you ever seen puppies play-tussle? They grab and bite and kick and the fur flies, and then they walk away with nary a scratch! Puppies have been having rougher tussles than this for many millennia.

The little guy probably didn’t lose more than a few bits of fur…and his dignity! And he’ll learn to treat the kitty with a little more respect in the future. :)

62 Gail 01.29.08 at 1:10 am

Love this and the comments!!

I can’t BELIEVE how patient this kitteh is….maybe he/she is part Maine Coon. My boy Charlie who I think is part MC is pretty patient (he’s raised the last 3 of my kittehs. He is faster to the KRONSHE than this one, though!!

63 Sarah 01.29.08 at 1:45 am

Omg! I was laughing…and then I was almost crying (at the end)!

64 Diana 01.29.08 at 1:57 am

For some reason Meg didn’t post this video I sent in (probably because it is a bit long), so I’ll share it with you anyway:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1760124

Who knew huskies could be so gentle?

65 benvenuta 01.29.08 at 3:24 am

Diana, that`s so cute! Tiny baby kitty and a big, gentle dog!

66 GreyCat 01.29.08 at 4:59 am

I think the puppies tail only stopped wagging because it was up against the wall.

67 Mrs. Catlabash 01.29.08 at 5:10 am

Oh my gosh, willya lookit that tail go! It don’t stop wagging furiously even when kitteh is chomping down on hizzum’s schweet widdle neck! ROFLS.

I hope the human put down the camera and restored order after the last frame. Poor little puppeh, needs to learn about b-o-u-n-d-a-r-i-e-s.

68 MilkyWei 01.29.08 at 6:25 am

Did anyone notice the other kitty (0:20) there in the back, going “ahm… what’s going on…?”

69 Hon Glad 01.29.08 at 7:33 am

Do that once more and I will administer the death bite, you little pest.

70 Mandy 01.29.08 at 11:48 am

Hey Diana… I’ve seen the video you posted here before… I’m sure. I think it was on CO…

71 metsakins 01.29.08 at 1:09 pm

yup MilkyWei, I just noticed it and was gonna comment on the little black ears popping up but you beat me to eeet.

72 d-_-b 01.29.08 at 1:19 pm

@Ashley – Nope, the “House, M.D.” theme is just an edit from “Teardrop”, and completely instrumental. The vocals tell me that somebody in this place is deliberately, intentionally listening to Massive Attack.

I’ll bet it was the puppeh.

73 Babs 01.29.08 at 3:24 pm

Now THIS kind of rerun I can endorse. Got a problem with the title, though – them ain’t soft kronsches at all.

74 Jacquie 01.29.08 at 3:44 pm

Okay, junior…I’ve had nuff-o-dis!

75 Emmerly 01.29.08 at 4:26 pm

The fluffiness and enthusiasm and wiggliness of this pup, juxtaposed against the too-cool-for-school patience of the kitty, KILL ME.

Glad to see this one again. :) Also glad to see that there seems to be, so far, much less of a commentroversy about the kitteh’s discipline at the end than there was the first time.

76 Lisa 01.29.08 at 5:56 pm

I heard the puppy died from cat tetanus bwahahaha!

Just kidding ! thats how mum dogs teach pups how to behave – there’d be more better behaved adult dogs if only they were allowed this kind of training instead of being taken home by people who love it half to death, think it’s so cute, let it get away with murder or worse encourage it to bite and end up with a dangerous dog. This is natural behaviour folks, dont’ go worrying and stressing. its darned annoying! get an edu LOL

77 ebee 01.29.08 at 7:20 pm

Can’t post, Teho. HELLLPPP!!! Comment box disappears and so does my message!

78 ebee 01.29.08 at 7:24 pm

Well. After 4 months of not being able to post, of course now I can. Any idees peeps??

79 Theo 01.29.08 at 11:27 pm

I ain’t got no idea, Ebee. Glad you can comment, though.

80 rachel cullen 01.30.08 at 12:05 am

VAMPIRE CAT STRIKES AGAIN

81 chanpon 01.30.08 at 3:53 pm

How many times have we seen overexcited pups annoy cats now? Keep them coming though, because I love them.

82 Kat 01.31.08 at 4:27 am

OW teh cute. It hurts me. This video is great. Did anyone else notice the poofy, fluffy, round little butt on that puppy?

83 Hanzo'sMom 01.31.08 at 5:40 pm

That is one good natured cat to put up with the puppy’s nibbling for that long.

84 ruth 02.01.08 at 2:41 am

you know whats really creepy? i was just listening to that massive attack song before i paused it to watch the video! and its the same song 0__0 playing

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