It was a just another NORMAL day in the homecage of Lucy the ham.
When suddenly, she looked up…!
HOLY SMOKE-A-ROONIES. The most delectabuhl treat in all the LAND
Ehn! I MOST REACSSSH
The delectabuhl-ness… She is SO CLOSE [Please take note of petite tailio]
WHO is DEE BOSS NOW, TONY DANZA!?
[biting plastic rim, hoists self up with promise of delectabuhl morsels]
Jessica W. What a friggin’ gem we found in the archive. Hot damn.