[Swedish Chef voice] Ber dee ber dee berr

by Meg on January 8, 2008

Ber dee ber dee berr

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Ber dee ber dee berr. Berr dee berr d berr dee berr dee berr

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Bork! bork! bork!

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Hyura C., your kitteh Sabin is a super prosh lil’ chefsters.

{ 79 comments }

1 garlicknots 01.08.08 at 6:50 pm

ohmahnyegoodness so cute!!!

2 Momof2kitties 01.08.08 at 6:53 pm

No, no, no! I said a mousie in evewwy pot, not a kitteh! Kittehs are for de snorgling, not de eatingks!

3 brinnann 01.08.08 at 6:54 pm

I wuv de Svedish Chef! Kittie is so cute! Iz eet matchinks?

4 Shannon 01.08.08 at 6:55 pm

Hahaha! I love the Swedish Chef! Brilliant captioning, as always.

5 Argentee 01.08.08 at 6:58 pm

Someone’s in the kitchen with Sabin
Someone’s in the kitchen I know, I know
Someone’s in the kitchen with Sabin
and postin’ her on the CO!

6 liz 01.08.08 at 6:58 pm

so very serious!
i see a pot-intervention coming on. [hmmm]

7 Mary 01.08.08 at 7:00 pm

omg having a not-great day and as usual, the delectabuhls postings on CO are keeping me going! You can NOT have too many prosh kittehs and puppehs and all that other stuff. Even the tree cozies which were (technically) not alive. CO rules!

8 fish eye no miko 01.08.08 at 7:05 pm

Ah, poor Sabin got kit-chen duty again!

9 unci 01.08.08 at 7:11 pm

smørrebrød, smørrebrød, rømpømpømpøm!

10 Suzanne 01.08.08 at 7:15 pm

Hello pot, you are black.

11 Simpson O'Brien 01.08.08 at 7:17 pm

MEG, I WANT TO LIVE INSIDE YOUR HEAD.

12 CheshireCat 01.08.08 at 7:18 pm

So what will you be makingks today chef Sabin?
Swedish mouse meatballs and then perhaps Pepparkakor with catnip for dessert?

13 Yitzysmommie 01.08.08 at 7:25 pm

Sabin, you can be my chef anytimes!

14 Pipa 01.08.08 at 7:26 pm

OMG, I never thought anyone could transliterate what Sewdish Chef is saying! :D Meg, you really roc!

15 Lone 01.08.08 at 7:35 pm

Today, we are going to be making Cha-colate Muusse.
Here muusse muusse! *moose walks in. Now yu take da cha-colate and spread it on the muusse.

16 Theo 01.08.08 at 7:37 pm

Good grief — anodized Calphalon kitty!

17 Theo 01.08.08 at 7:40 pm

Good grief #2 — berber carpet cooktop!

18 weensicka 01.08.08 at 8:06 pm

Kitty a la Francaise is so suc-u-lent!

19 catablob 01.08.08 at 8:12 pm

I haz notings original to add.
Only I WANT he!

20 One Eyed Daruma 01.08.08 at 8:14 pm

My kitty doesn’t even have a pot to piss in…and this one’s got Calphalon!

21 zeldapie 01.08.08 at 8:14 pm

Uff da feeda! A Swedish kitteh chef!

*mwaaa!

22 CoffeeCup 01.08.08 at 8:17 pm

I’ll say it. Matchingks? I looove the grey kitty, and I so incredibly desire a Calphalon stocked kitchen. Or a kitty stocked kitchen.

23 CoffeeCup 01.08.08 at 8:18 pm

Darn, Meg’s got it all covered on the matchingks front. At least I’m not the first to think of it that way!

[...or somebody, CoffeeCup. - Ed.]
[sipping]

24 Holly 01.08.08 at 8:22 pm

Awww! What a darling baby!! Is it a British Shorthair? Russian Blue? Chartreux?

Either way, NOM NOM NOM!

25 who? 01.08.08 at 8:26 pm

What’s cookin’ chef kitteh?
Hairbl stew.
Uh. I can has cheezburgr instead?

26 Theo 01.08.08 at 8:32 pm

u prolly cant haz cheezburgr.
not yrs.

27 kar 01.08.08 at 8:34 pm

Personally, I could always go for Feline Fricassee.

28 stubbedoo 01.08.08 at 8:45 pm

Kitty fajitas!

When I was in college, I always said that I would marry a man who do a good Swedish chef impression. I’ve been married 4 years and I’ve never asked him. Tonight!

29 Wistaire 01.08.08 at 8:50 pm

Holly — I’m going for Russian Blue…too slender for British Short or Chartreux. Bt I could be wrong of course… all I know is: I wants!!!

30 Zannie 01.08.08 at 8:54 pm

I love the eyeball profiles.

31 Tk 01.08.08 at 9:16 pm

Holly – I think the bebbeh is just a bebbeh kitten of the general cat sort. He looks just like any number of pretty grey babies that come through the shelter where I work. But so prosh with his ambiance lighting and calaphon!

32 Juniper Jupiter 01.08.08 at 9:19 pm

Hernde schmernde mertde “cheeke irnde bisket”!!!

33 Way Cool Groovy Chick 01.08.08 at 9:20 pm

I agree with Holly and Wistaire on Russian Blue as the breed.

I wonder how bork, bork, bork translates into Russian.

34 DaytimeDeb 01.08.08 at 9:29 pm

Ratatoullie, the sequel: Cooking with the Enemy.

35 DanS 01.08.08 at 9:43 pm

Obviously a short (furry) order cook.

36 mike d 01.08.08 at 9:44 pm

i just told my Microsoft Word Spellcheck program to add the word “Snorgle” into the list of accepted and recognizable words.

37 a different Laura 01.08.08 at 9:57 pm

When I was a kid I thought mincemeat was made of mice…

perhaps kitty’s making micemeat pie.

38 Holy Cuteness 01.08.08 at 10:14 pm

ahwww, what a beauty!

39 Lisa 01.08.08 at 10:15 pm

Oy! The comments, they are cracking me UP today!

40 Khadija 01.08.08 at 10:35 pm

wish there was a third pic with the kitteh sitting in the pot

41 Wiener 01.08.08 at 10:39 pm

@unci – That would be Danish. The word you’re looking for is “smörgås” as in “smörgåsbord”. ;)

42 Khadija 01.08.08 at 10:41 pm

Sabin is all like “nozzing sticks to teflon so how does teflon stickx to de pan?”

43 Annie 01.08.08 at 10:58 pm

Teho, Snerk HEhehehehee… so now you are speeking google swedish Eh..
ROFL

44 Annie 01.08.08 at 11:00 pm

Teho, so now you are speaking Google swedish??? Rofl.

45 Remzy 01.08.08 at 11:08 pm

Mama Mia, we bee cooking el tiny mineto!

46 Furbabies 01.08.08 at 11:09 pm

The Muppets! The Swedish Chef! The Great Gonzo! Kermie! I love the Muppets, one of the bestest shows on Earth. Meg, I love the way you think.

47 Furbabies 01.08.08 at 11:09 pm

Oh, and the kitteh is adorable too.

48 jen 01.08.08 at 11:19 pm

ack! cute little fuzzball!

49 Ramey 01.08.08 at 11:40 pm

I’m so jealous and proud of Hyura for getting a photo on Cute Overload! Now I have to get my dog in somehow, but sadly he has a disability that makes him a little less cute.

Incidentally, Hyura’s kitten is actually named Safin, after tennis star Marat Safin.

Oh, and the appreciation for Calphalon cookware among the Overload crew has just increased my love of this site even more than I could have imagined.

50 paulajeanne 01.08.08 at 11:45 pm

I love the little rear right paw poised on the pans rim! Ya get better control that way!

51 vlohma 01.09.08 at 12:02 am

Waiter, there’s a hair(ball) in my soup.

52 fluidstatic 01.09.08 at 12:56 am

1. That kitten is teh prosh.
2. I didn’t know Google spoke Swedish Chef. O_o

53 pyrit 01.09.08 at 1:00 am

A kitten in the midst of a table d’hote heard,
O ho lay dee yodel lee-o, lay dee yodel lee o lay.
What was for dinner but a little song bird,
O ho lay dee yodel lee-o,
O ho lay dee yodel ay.

54 jiffknee 01.09.08 at 1:04 am

Hold on a sec’ – soup’s coming right out. Ehn. Ehn. Just as soon as fish out this damn cat hair.*

*daily occurrence in my home. just TRY to make cookies for work without one ‘em working their way into the battah.

55 Fegli 01.09.08 at 1:18 am

Look at the little round ear tuftules! Loves it!

56 Theo 01.09.08 at 1:24 am

FluidStatic — re: #2 — yep, you just have to click into “Preferences” and drop down a menu to find it. Look for “Bork bork bork!” They have “Elmer Fudd” too. Seriously.

57 Holly 01.09.08 at 2:06 am

Looked like a Russian Blue to me. Too slender for a Chartreux or a Brit.

Darling regardless!

Kitty needs a chef’s pouf hat and an apron…stat!

58 liz 01.09.08 at 2:19 am

iz just a grey kitteh ya’all.
and BTW
could this be considered a 4:20 event???
I’m thinkin it so.

59 berthaslave 01.09.08 at 2:54 am

Just what are you insinuating, liz? Something about catnip?

The kitteh is beee-youtiful.

60 liz 01.09.08 at 3:10 am

B-SLV-
Umm-hmmm. zacktley.
yes, iz bee-u-tee-ful kitteh. but that there is a kitty pot-cat. no doubt bout it!

61 paulajeanne 01.09.08 at 3:18 am

The intentness of it all! Even his brow looks furrowed in concentration!

62 Eris 01.09.08 at 3:18 am

OMG, Theo, that google thing amused me for faaaaar too long. Thanks!

63 Theresa 01.09.08 at 3:32 am

Aff-ter teh chikkiee in teh basket, ve haz teh Akvavit! SKOAL!

64 chanpon 01.09.08 at 4:18 am

Is Sabin going to crawl in? Is the kitty sizing it up with that one paw? The answers we’re all dying to know! Kitty kind of has a look of puzzlement on his little face.

65 bananasforbunnies 01.09.08 at 4:28 am

Go inside gentle kitty.

66 spb 01.09.08 at 4:32 am

What Theo?… Doesn’t everyone have a Berber covered cooktop??

67 Subhangi 01.09.08 at 6:25 am

So prosh!

68 Hon Glad 01.09.08 at 7:18 am

Do ar mykitt vakor kitty.

69 acelightning 01.09.08 at 8:16 am

That’s it – I want to entirely re-stock my kitchen with Calphalon cookware, *and* have an adorable and talented little grey kitty to do the cooking when I don’t feel like it. (And to pet and snorgle and cuddle when s/he isn’t cooking.)

70 Leslie Thomas 01.09.08 at 1:17 pm

Another charming aspect, is the whole nerdy*intellectual graphics advantage … cat in gun*metal grey, leaning over saucepot of gun*metal grey …. :) :)

71 a different Laura 01.09.08 at 2:33 pm

I changed my google preferences language to “pig latin”!

Oolcay!

72 Hyura 01.09.08 at 4:39 pm

hee hee, thank you leslie!

73 Augustine 01.09.08 at 6:12 pm

Hello everyone, as a friend of the owner, I can confirm that the kitty is a Russian Blue. Rather adorable, he is.

74 charliewabba 01.10.08 at 12:55 am

Must be a Russian Blue – something very Ninotchka-esque about the facial expression.
Or Natasha-esque?
Vere ARE moose und skvirrel? In ze pott?

75 Theo 01.10.08 at 1:09 am
76 charliewabba 01.10.08 at 1:02 pm

Tell zat to Natasha, Teo.
Meanvile, ve must taste ze borscht.

77 mberkie0 01.10.08 at 6:04 pm

No can haz borrshch, if ve haf Sveedishch – ve haf (bork, bork) frikkedeller, erh, meatballz. Borrshch she iz from beeeeets and is werry, werry peeengk [purpl?], not gray. Yum, yum!

78 rubypearl 01.11.08 at 10:32 am

omg I thought the kitty was a see-through ghostie in the second photo until I figured out that was his/her “arm” in the pot! Maybe I’m tired.

79 Maria 03.28.08 at 1:54 pm

Smörgås and smörgåsbord is Swedish but might be Danish too. Danes and Swedes understand each other some of the time even if Norwegian is closer to Swedish.

I wish we had a chef that cute and soft to cook our sandwichtables for us over here! Svenska kocken är gulligare än en sötnos!

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