New Most Pathetic Kitteh Evar

by Meg on January 7, 2008

The Most Pathetic Kitteh Evar title used to be held by THIS GUY. (And before that, THIS GUY) But now the super heavyweight champ is this kitteh below, all pathetic in his dustbin-post-boxhab* life. Check out the kitteh torture device to the left, which obvy gets great use. Not to mentche mysterious pounce-kitteh on the left… I’m sure he’s to blame for ALL OF THIS!

Cinderellakitteh
Go Nuffs, Go! (Nice shot, Claudia P.)
* rehab for kittehs who overindulge themselves by sitting in boxes

{ 55 comments }

1 anon 01.07.08 at 1:30 am

awww poor baby… way to cheer on the Nuffs though!

2 Jen 01.07.08 at 1:30 am

Lovin’ the beautiful blue eyes!

3 Ray 01.07.08 at 1:36 am

oh the blue eyes and little pink tongue!

4 Golden Phoenix 01.07.08 at 1:39 am

Such purdy blue eyes….

I am so tempted to make a Dune reference right now…

Aw, what the heck…

“The Spice must flow!”

Hehe, feel better now ^^

5 paulajeanne 01.07.08 at 1:40 am

But those baby blues do match his scoop perfectly!

6 Meow House 01.07.08 at 1:49 am

I sweep them up and put them in my pocket. Then to keep for hiding where nobody see, and to give the snorgle. Many many snorgles.

7 Golden 01.07.08 at 2:07 am

Omg.. hes leetle blue eyez match da scoopier..

He looks a wee bit hungry.. bring him over here.. I’ve got plenty of food.

8 PumpkintheCat 01.07.08 at 2:12 am

I love the way his little eyes don’t…quite…point in the same direction!

9 Audrey 01.07.08 at 2:24 am

I did NOT see that second kitteh. lolz!

10 Yitzysmommie 01.07.08 at 2:33 am

Oh, I want to kitnap both of them! SQUEEEEEE!

11 jen 01.07.08 at 2:55 am

i did not see the 2nd kitty at first! LOL!

all the boys she’s think she’s a spy, she’s got marty feldman eyes.

12 chapon 01.07.08 at 3:23 am

Nooo, Kitty!! By trash can is no way to go!

13 blair 01.07.08 at 3:58 am

hee-yaw!

I didn’t even SEE pounce-kitteh until you pointed him out, Meg!

He musta gone to a sneek pre-mew of Alien v. Predator and picked the side with cloaking devices!

I lol because I wuv.

14 raemie 01.07.08 at 4:00 am

I ‘eeked’ when I saw the hidden second kitteh. Playing hidingks-go-seeks, are they? :)

15 tesstricks 01.07.08 at 4:03 am

Points for matching eye color to the dustbin/halfway house.

Nice hovertext, by the way. ;D

16 Destri 01.07.08 at 5:18 am

OMGOMGOMG!
I *Love* This Gato!
Such a Cute Tiny Morsel!
Lol
And that second kitty!
AWWWWWWWWWW!!!
*Dies from the Cuteness*

17 Missy 01.07.08 at 5:40 am

OMG! I can’t believe you know the “Everybody Hates Me Song”! I love that you know that!

18 CheshireCat 01.07.08 at 6:12 am

Awww, he’s so pathetic he can’t even focus his widdo bwoo eyes!

19 Annie 01.07.08 at 6:19 am

IT is such a tragedy that it turned his brown eyes Blue.

20 Hon Glad 01.07.08 at 6:51 am

No please don’t put me through the mangle again.

21 berthaslave 01.07.08 at 7:03 am

I believe this has been done in some fashion before, but I gots ta:

:: ahem ::

Nobody knows what it’s like, the be the bad kitteh,
To be the sad kitteh,
Behind blue eyes.

Nobody knows what it’s like in box-hab,
It’s not so fab,
Behind blue eyes.

But my barn is not as empty
As my conscience seems to be
Look again now
Another kitteh!
He’ll pounce upon you.
And make you squeeeeeeee…..

22 Andrea 01.07.08 at 7:03 am

OMG I totally didn’t see the 2nd kitty until I read the description. That 2nd kitteh is the stealthiest!

23 Subhangi 01.07.08 at 7:22 am

Berthaslave – LOVE it! LOL!

Cute kittehs!

24 Yubi Shines 01.07.08 at 7:38 am

Dammit, Jim, why can’t I find little black cats when I dust my room?

25 Kar 01.07.08 at 8:48 am

If you all MUST snorgle that black kitten, so be it.

That leaves me the other in the corner to cuddle in my arms. Poor thing is so scared he’s hiding .

26 Lar 01.07.08 at 8:59 am

He IS the Kwisatz Haderach!

27 firefinch 01.07.08 at 12:56 pm

Oh, thanks for the earworm (no pun intended). Long slim slimy ones, short fat juicy ones …

28 cozytailmom 01.07.08 at 1:11 pm

He reminds me of one of those vivid eyed depression era pics.

29 HJ 01.07.08 at 2:24 pm

Why would someone want to throw such a nice kitten away. He only needs a little dusting and he’ll be good as new.

30 kerrymc 01.07.08 at 2:34 pm

I’m thinking less “boxhab” and more Sally Struthers saying “For only 18 cents a day, you can get this kitteh the food and medical attenshoions he needs to have a better life. With your contribution, we will send you a picture of your kitteh, along with a personal letter from your kitteh…”

-K

31 martha in mobile 01.07.08 at 3:53 pm

Ahem…if I may begin the ’nuffs: I can’t believe you people think this is cute! That poor dustpan is being attacked by fierce, predatory kittens!

32 kittyface lurver 01.07.08 at 4:10 pm

Eeeeeeeeeeggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Must… eat… face…

33 Carrie 01.07.08 at 4:47 pm

Yeah – but does this kitteh live in a shack in the Phillipines, with only a bed of straw and dirty rice to eat?

I will send Sally Struthers money for the kitteh.

34 Furbabies 01.07.08 at 4:50 pm

Did anyone notice the other kitty hiding behind the dustpan? It’s like “Uh-oh,dun fro me in da tash too, k?”. Don’t cry kitties, I will give you a safe and happy home. Come on over my house.

35 Annie 01.07.08 at 5:05 pm

Martha in Mobile, HEhehehehe.

36 cuppercake 01.07.08 at 5:12 pm

there should be a pathetic kitteh category

37 Pachiz 01.07.08 at 6:18 pm

That box really brings out his eyes…

38 Kevin L. 01.07.08 at 7:53 pm

Sorry, Meg, but I have to disagree. The most pathetic kitteh champeen is still http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/12/the-most-pitifu.html

39 Helene 01.07.08 at 8:15 pm

OMG! LOOK AT THAT POOR KITTY BEING TORTURED! THERE’S BLOOD SPLATTERING EVERYWHEREZ!!11!!!1!!!ONE!!

(How’s that, Meg?)

40 catloveschanel 01.07.08 at 8:29 pm

Well she was saying, that that she want’s only me
Then I wonder why am I on this shovel all alone?
When she’s saying, that she’ll pounce back again
Then I wonder how much more where she could be
Well I guess, I should speak up for myself
But I really think it’s better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care Right? Yeah!

41 catloveschanel 01.07.08 at 8:37 pm

Sorry I had to do another post, I love the colors and the pathos so…william carlos williams

so much depends
upon
a red wheel
barrow

glazed with rain
water

beside the white
chickens.

42 skippy 01.07.08 at 9:25 pm

so much depends
upon
a blue dust
pan

scuffed with barn
sweepings

beside the spy
kittehs

43 Babs 01.07.08 at 9:29 pm

@ cozytailmom: Heh heh, yes. Kitteh is all “Ah lost everthin’ in th’ stock market.)

44 Another Angela 01.07.08 at 10:12 pm

Way to go catloveschanel and skippy! Great stuff.

45 LesbianNeoCon 01.07.08 at 11:32 pm

Ummm, is that a little piece of ham hanging out his mouf???

46 P. Erasmus 01.07.08 at 11:47 pm

DUSTPAN KITTY is Teh ROCKERS!

47 MJ 01.08.08 at 12:17 am

i love the blue eyes matching the dust bin!

48 berthaslave 01.08.08 at 4:30 am

Catloveschanel is my new favorite poster. Anyone who can reference Offspring and WCW in the same thread are clearly teh awe-some.

49 Muffles 01.08.08 at 2:42 pm

Awwwww! Mr. Piffle!

50 catloveschanel 01.08.08 at 7:59 pm

purrrrfect, skippy!

51 Xenobio 01.08.08 at 9:44 pm

My guess about the “kitty torture machine” is that it’s a sugarcane juice extractor. What country was this pic taken in?

52 Kathleen 01.09.08 at 12:28 am

OOOOOO!

The slight wall-eyed thing is what cinches the super-adorable patheshhhictisntis….

SOOO f****** Sweet!

Oh, and teeeensy pupils…

53 Melia 01.09.08 at 2:08 am

Those can’t be real eyes. He must have stolen someones marbles.

54 Helene 01.09.08 at 3:15 pm

LesbianNeoCon, I think it’s his tongue.

55 Serena 01.10.08 at 9:45 pm

Instant love.

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