With a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
the hip hip a hop a you don’t stop
the rockin’to the bang bang boogiesay up jump the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie the beat
I dont mean to brag
i dont mean to boast,
but we like hot butter on our breakfasttoast, Kelsey B.
But here’s all the SugarHill sweetness—in case it’s been a while…
luvs the rappin’ y’all
bleen?
Yeah, but can he do soulja boy?
[Hayyyl no! Mama, we be kickin it OLD school. - Ed.]
Oh gosh, I LUVS that song!!! And this beeeeootiful Horse looks like he could just jam that song TOOOO well!!!!!
*Now humming the song for the rest of the day*
This is the reason why I love CO. Every day, I get the sublime and the redonkulous. Meg, you rock like a beast!
For the record, I didn’t actually LOL until I saw the hovertext.
PS Put your hooves in the air [and wave them] like you just don’t care!
[You're welcome... - Ed.]
Hippie hoppie New Year, Theo!
noBODY does it like Teh QTE!!!
Hip hop homey hosseh!
Yeaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
All across the nation,
From coast to coast,
People always ask me,
What I like most!
I don’t wanna brag,
an’ I don’t wanna boast,
I jus tell them
I LIKE TOAST!!!
YEAH TOAST!!!!!
Meg, I <3 you sooooo much!
lmaoooo, I love hover text. it’s like a little secret hidden joke. hoooo!
I’m 21 and this post made me feel old. that is so wrong.
After looking at the year’s best and enjoying yet another laugh, I just wanted to thank Meg & Theo and any & all support staff for making C.O. possible. You guys spread so much joy to so many! If you never do another kind thing you will have made more people happy than most can in their lifetimes.
Thanks so much!
Oh, yeaa, the hover text!! Adds that special “Oompph”..
Dreamspinner Cheryl
Dope.
ah.
this is a bee-u-tee-ful ponie! he needs NO decoration, please remove the hat.
i lurve him and wanna pet.
More PONIES!1!
Wurd to your mare.
Aww yeah! Now that’s the jam. Love the video with it.
oh and…OMG PONIES!!
Oh, he knows he NEEDS no hat, he just knows he looks more hip with it on
I mean, all the ponies at school wear them!
BTW, could that be an Arabian horse? I’m looking at the broad forehead, tapered nose and big beautiful eyes.
rofl @ EB!
Yeah, but can he do soulja boy?
Hip hip hop, with a clippity clop.
I say
Saddle
Bridle
ah horsie hair
If your nag
starts actin up
go get with a Mare!
SAY WHAT?!?!?
Homiez in da house say
neigh, neigh, neigh!
most likely it’s a saddlebred w/ that browband and shaved mane.
I don’t know a darn thing about that “song” but that is definitely a beautiful horse.
that just put me in the best mood! brings me back to 6th grade when my friend tom would do the whole rap by heart on the bus ride home
good times…
Oh thank YOU all(CO and commentors) for making me LAUGH hard this morning. I’m awake now
Theresa,
the shaved mane & forelock, double bridle with large shanks and the style of bridle (flat, broad noseband and blingy browband) suggest a Saddlebred (used for saddleseat style riding), or a National Show Horse, which is a combination of Saddlebred and Arabian. From head-on, I wouldn’t pin him as an Arabian, especially since his face is particularly elongated; Arabians tend to have more compact heads; the tell-tale “dish” in their profiles wouldn’t be obvious from this angle.
When the first caveman rolled in from the dregs
He didn’t know what go with the bacon and the eggs
Musta been a genius, got it in his head
Plug the toaster in the wall, and buy a bag of bread
YEAH TOAST!
yo yo OMG PONIES!
Spinning the vinyl must be hard with those hooves. Maybe he has another animal to do his scratching (a barn cat?)
Carrie and Heather, for some reason when I first looked at him, I just didn’t notice the roaching. He’s sure got a sweet face, in any case.
He looks like a young guy. He probably like the Beastie Boys better…
I don’t mean to brag,
I don’t mean to boast,
But I’m intercontinental
When I eat French Toast
[I'm suspending your license to ill, Layla... - Ed.]
I still have this RECORD!
Best picture commentary ever!!
Oh hay — note that lower lip!
“HO-OOOOO”
Teho-you made me snort out loud. And, btw, I am old (school, that is.)
Woot!
Ok, I’m sorry, but I reaalllly think the hover text should have been…”Ev’ry body say Haaaay!” :>
[You sayin dis mare ain't no ho'?? - Mr. Ed]
I think my favorite thing about this post is that the chosen clip of Rapper’s Delight is titled “Raper’s Delight” by the uploader. It adds an extra layer of strange to the picture of the OMGPONY.
Back in my day, the ponies used to jive to “Brickhouse.” Might-y might-ay, and lettin’ it all hang out.
I’m a hip-hoppin horsey
that wants to say “hay”
so dontcha say “neigh”
when ya ride on my sleigh.
my buds will kick your ass
my ass ‘il be in your face
if ya ride me like a pony-
you gotta neigh like a homey!
Brown Beauty.
*screamin’* OH MY GOD THAT’S SOME FUNKY SH*T!!!
B-Slave, she’s the only one
Built like an Amazon!
Yeah she’s a brick…
[doop dop dweee bop]
…HORSE.
…she a-aa BRICK!…horse…
HAD to post after seeing this one. Too funny and brings back so many memories. That horse is gorgeous!
Another great caption!!
Okay, believe there’s an outbreak of “lyricosis” here! (I am so old, I used to request it at the disco ‘back in the day’ (and I do have it on my MP3, currrently)
“I don’t mean to brag,
I don’t mean to boast
But I’m like hot butter on your breakfast toast”
This cutie definitely looks more like Mr. Ed to me!! (A horse is a horse, of course of course….)
Say hotel, motel, Holiday Inn…
What a beeeeyooootiful Saddlebred!
MC Equine. So fine, he rhymes in time and haunts your mind. Never did a horse rap so sublime.
I know. Couldn’t help myself.
I can totally see this dude bustin’ out a little P-Funk:
A-tom-ic Hoooorse,
[o course]
A-tom-ic Hoooorse,
[o course]
Mow mow wow yippee oh yippie neigh,
Mow wow yippie oh yippie neigh….
Tear the roof off the stable!
We don’t need no water, let the motor-scooter burn.
All da poniez in da hood
Step up da beat
C’mon get on yo’ feet
Ma, thazza sweet horse ya got there, yo!
Teho, that’s not his lower lip – that’s a part of his rein!
Now what you hear is not a test – I’m cloppin’ to the beat!
And me, the Groove and my friends are gonna try to move your feet.
See I am Wonder Horse and I’d like to say hello;
to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow!
But first i gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie
say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie!
Let’s rock, you dont stop;
rock the riddle that will make your body rock!
“A Skiddly Be-Bop We Rock, Yo Scooby-Doo,
And Guess What, Cute Overload We Love You…”
Marie & DancesWithCrows – You have me crackin’ UP!!!!
wow
that is genius
“A Skiddly Be-Bop We Rock, Yo Scooby-Doo,
And Guess What, Cute Overload We Love You…”
yay sammys mom!!
dat horse too cool for school, bruvvs.
xx
oh,
and happy new year peeps!!
hope you had a fantabulous christmas..
so, whos kept theyre resolutions this far?
one of mine is to post pic of my kitty pebbles.
shes a good poser
“It’s a horse of a different color!” [said in high-pitched WofOz voice]
oh, this is a devlish idea.
(i work at a racetrack, and i’m going to see if i can get the pony boys to put baseball hats on their horses for me.)
He’s in the Sugar Cube Gang