That seal will laugh at ANYTHING

Look, I know you think you’re a brilliant joke-teller and all, but that seal, Man, she’ll laugh at anything.

Weddellseal

Rosie W.! It tickles! It TICKLES!!!!!AAAAAAAAAHHHHHStop eet!

64 comments … read them below or add one

  1. SpamFiltersHateMe says:

    ROFLSEALZ

  2. laylaness says:

    She kind of looks like she’s just humoring the joke-teller. She’s coming off as a bit sarcastic.

  3. brinnann says:

    SpamFiltersHateMe:
    1. Your comment is definitely ROFL-worthy.
    2. Your screenname is even better.

  4. Theo says:

    Dat wuz meh, Brinn.
    ;)

  5. brinnann says:

    Should’ve known something that clever would come from T[Ed.]!

    [Stop it, Shrek... nobody likes a ki$$-@$$. - Donkeh]

  6. kate says:

    cute…but seemingly EVIL
    i mean look at dose TEETHES

  7. Jessica says:

    I used to think seals were cute … until I saw one eat a penguin.

  8. jen says:

    jess -

    well they can’t eat pizza! lol

    cute cute! great pic!

  9. Redzilla says:

    So harsh, Jessica. A boyfriend once broke up with me using the same line: I thought you were cute until I saw you eat a penguin. Not my fault I eat penguins–it’s in my genes.

  10. jen says:

    is this the seal of approval?

    redzilla – lol

  11. Pheas says:

    Is this the official CO Seal of Approval? (Compare Bun of Disapproval: http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/07/complete-and-to.html#comments)

  12. LunaKitteh says:

    I can smellz the fish on her breff… but shes vurry qte… Luuuuurvez da seel..

  13. Momof2kitties says:

    This seal just heard my son’s favorite joke:

    Why do Pilgrims’ pants always fall down?

    I don’t know. Why?

    Because they have their buckles on their hats!

    Hoo Hoo!!

  14. kar says:

    I’m not sure what surprises me more:

    That joyous, wonderful, gut-deep laugh,

    or the knowledge that seals floss.

  15. berthaslave says:

    This seal is also constantly high, so the laugh doesn’t really count. (Small amounts are legal in Alaska).

  16. charliewabba says:

    Another Iowa caucus-goer succumbs to Mitt Romney’s wackadoo sense of humor…

  17. Theo says:

    more like Romney’s wackadoo sense of candidacy…

  18. brinnann says:

    Donkeh, nem calling iz nawt nyce. And stawp singing!

  19. liz says:

    I would totally vote for this seal.

  20. lurkertype says:

    LOL@Redzilla.

    This seal makes me smile. I think it is tewtelly the CO Seal of Approval, pheas.

    Nice work on the hover, Teho.

  21. bianca says:

    Look at the teeth!!
    They’re so adorable!!!!!

  22. MaggieBelle says:

    I wish this seal would tell me the punchline to the Aristocrats because I’ve never heard it.

  23. Poohbear says:

    Happy Noooo Year Meggiweg!! You’re on top form! The sealio! The horseh cap-shons! Just got back, not feenished catching up. My oscar for 2007 goes to Mom and bebeh calico kittehs – the licking, the flailing tineh helpless pawpads! ***Meltdown*** Yay for another year of much needed cute and sillehness!

  24. Theo says:

    Lurker — I didn’t do this one! It was all Meg. I actually had to Google the reference!

  25. gail says:

    MaggieBelle–The punchline IS “the Aristocrats”! (the set-up is the booking agent asks the family of performers what they do in their act, they then describe all kinds of debauchery. Then the agent says “What do you call yourselves?” or, variably, “What’s the name of the act?”

    I bet that’s the cleanest telling, EVAR!!!!!

  26. Poohbear says:

    And Happeh Nooooo Year Teho and Fambly! (Guess we need to be prepared for more Donkehisms in the weeks ahead… That’s fine with this Donkette!)

  27. brinnann says:

    Poohbear, is Teho bein’ a donkeh (heehee) in other posts too?

  28. MaggieBelle says:

    Gail – Ahh…I see. I saw that documentary they did on HBO about that joke, but I never did get it.

    And you’re right…that IS the cleanest telling EVAR! ;)

  29. hey-h says:

    Wow. I am going to interrupt this hilarious comment thread to say that this is the funniest comment thread I’ve read in a while.

    As you were.

  30. Poohbear says:

    Oh noes! Ew. Blech. Just read the hover. That has got to be the unfunnehest joke in the History of the Universe. Not on CO, pleeeze! (Beginning of a commentroversy?)

  31. TheLez-chan says:

    Cute patootie Seal looks like it’s sunbathing ^^ The face of a happy seal enjoying the sun.

  32. ROFLOL!

  33. pb says:

    ROIFLMAO (roll on the ice floe …)

  34. Amy says:

    “hearturn, Nausea, upset stomach,indigestion…Dia…..hmmmm ..I smell a Peptol Bismol commercial star here.. ..among other things…feeshies…

  35. Silent Meow says:

    Me thinks the seal is laughing at the LOLCat Bible.

  36. Amy says:

    Silent Meow.. (if thats your real name )”shifty eyes” you maybe onto something……Seriously

  37. Silent Meow says:

    Of course Silent Meow is not my real name! LOL!

    And, Silent Meow is really not silent at all. It’s more like this: Be silent! Meow!

  38. Amy says:

    I love eet!!

  39. Silent Meow says:

    Ok, Amy. Since you know that Silent Meow is not my real name, who am I?

    LOL!

  40. Silent Meow says:

    While Amy guesses who I am, I am going to go haz me a cheeseburger. Bee back later to check on dis.

  41. Decca says:

    I think the seal is watching “Monty Python and the Holy Grail.”

    “Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!”

  42. Aubrey says:

    Decca:

    “We’re Seals for your Approval
    Refusing all removal
    To Seaworld scenes and base routines
    With footwork impeccable.
    We gossip here and eat alot,
    We eat de-lish fish and dish a lot.
    Our wits are the stuff of fable,
    Our humor’s formidable,
    We bark at times, when given rhymes
    That are quite unsingable.
    We’re punning mad though some are not,
    But we have to look up words a looooooot.
    In seas we’re prosh and able,
    Quite indefatigable,
    Between our quests for sailor’s nets,
    To find food for the table.
    It’s sometimes hard to laugh alot,
    We push the envelope alot.”

  43. Aubrey! your song makes me clap my flippers and say ark ark ark!

    Seals with dictionaries, looking up words a lot! Bwah!

  44. lurkertype says:

    Aubrey! That is brilliant, even for you.

    ork ork ork ork.

  45. Decca says:

    Aubrey, somewhere Graham Chapman is smiling. Bravo!

  46. Subhangi says:

    OMG … I Googled the hovertext. [groan]

    To me Madamoiselle Seal looks like a bored debutante at a ball trying to look happy!

    “Oooh, that’s simply hi-LARIOUS, darlingk!” [muttering under breath]

  47. h says:

    ”Oh my aching sides.”

  48. Subhangi says:

    Oh noes. Now I cannot read Teho’s comments without reading them in Eddie Murphy’s voice …

  49. hotbabe says:

    wow~~~cool, cool, cool! I’d like to post this on casualpal.com, they will like this. haha

  50. Theo says:

    Aubreeeeeeeeey!!! Wa-hey!

    and Subh, that *is* unfortunate… I can do so many others…

  51. Theresa says:

    “Because they have their buckles on their hats!”
    Love it!

    Momof2kitties, how about “Why do cows have bells? Because the horns are broken!” HAW!

  52. Pliny says:

    I just told her this little bit of fried gold:

    -So, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar- the bartender looks up and says, “What is this, a JOKE?”

  53. Amy says:

    Silent Meow = hmmmm me needs to tink on dis a beeet ….are you ??? Give me a ninute … its coming to me ???

  54. aurora says:

    redzilla
    do you really eat penguins?
    yeesh, that is so CREEPY!

    the penguin eating, that is – not the seal.
    although she sorta looks like shes hiding something.
    “i will laff and larrrff and zen i shall turn and keeel yoou!”
    is that just me?
    :)

  55. Momof2kitties says:

    Theresa,
    I will have to share that with my little guy when he gets home from school today. That’s right up his 8 year old alley; he’ll love it! ;)

  56. Theresa says:

    Third grade jokes– we has them. ;)

  57. martha m. says:

    A guy is driving along an arctic highway and sees a car pulled over on the shoulder and another fellow peering into the open engine compartment. The driver pulls over, exits his vehicle, and approaches the stranded motorist. The driver looks into the engine compartment and then up at the other guy and says “It looks like you blew a seal.” To which the motorist responds “No it’s just frost on my mustache.”

    Seals love seal jokes.

  58. Silent Meow says:

    Amy,
    I gots me a huge double-pound cheezburger, and a jumbo Coke and fries. Me thinks this could take a while. LOL

  59. A says:

    I got rid of those dreadful hunters going after my wee ones.

    The Seal fur trade is, unfortunately STILL AROUND.

    To those who actually care……..send it to the roof tops. NO MORE KILLING.

  60. Subhangi says:

    Teho – Moar accents, plz!

    Martha M – ROFL!!!

  61. Amy says:

    Oh Silent Meow… are you gonna share that Cheezburger while I think??:-)

  62. mlle_x says:

    martha m… even BETTER than the aristocrats!

  63. Thats too funny :-)

    I love your blog. You have some really cool pictures.

    Sincerely,

    Jamie Boyle

  64. I love animals says:

    He’s rolling on the floor laughing. HE MAKING ME LAUGH!

    I wonder what was so funny…