Screen name “Cleen YoTeefah” for the win.

Okies, for the win.

zxc: Then many early Christians who translated the original Hebrew and Greek of the Old and New Testaments are now burning in hell? And those who translated it to English, German, Spanish, French, Italian, etc, etc? Because words get lost and altered in translation. Not to mention entire valid chunks cast aside when the Bible itself was being put together in the 4th and 5th centuries and labeled as ‘wrong’. Catch a grip.

KHA: Mellow out and smoke a banana peel or something. Christians have been mocking themselves for a while now and no one has been struck down by lightening. And we can only percive and describe the divine by our own limitations, we have a head, it states in Genesis that we were made in ‘their’ image (generally interpretated as God and his angels), so therefore it’s perfectly logical to assume that God does have a head. And frankly, I think God’s been bouncing between laughing at us and crying over our mass misuse and misinterpretation of what he’s been trying to get across from us for who knows how long. God told us to spread the word, not kill those who chose not to listen, which has happened more times than the average historian can count on both hands and feet.

Live. Love. Laugh. And life will be good.

You guys sell your own holy book for a bit of “silly fun”. Don’t you have anything else to laugh about? Do you even know how many people died defending what they believe in – for you it’s just a bit of silly fun to make a mockery about it.

Silent Meow, you actually have the audacity to say God will laugh his head off”. I mean think about it, you are saying that God has a head – no blasphemy there aye?

Revelation 22:18-19

18I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to him the plagues described in this book. 19And if anyone takes words away from this book of prophecy, God will take away from him his share in the tree of life and in the holy city, which are described in this book.

Wow…I’m a Christian too…but I still think its hilarious…its not anything bad…like making fun of god or anything…its a cat version of the bible.

This comment is for the masses.
The cat has been seen its share of being revered to being an object of evil.
I have broached the subject to the Christians, who think that, they will not cry over the loss of a cat. Let alone any animal.
It is all about the people…you will go to Heaven. What about the animals?
I leave this comment to the naysayers.

Animals DO GO TO HEAVEN.
They are part of GODS CREATION.

And, hey-h, you can haz cheeseburgers AND tuna!!11! Both of dem and all you can eet fur all eeternitee!!11!!

Jesus is vayry good. He iz wit Ceiling Cat. And, he givz tings to hiz good friend kittehs when dey go to deh big tuna bowl in de sky.

Maybe it should go more like this:
Accept Jesus as your
purr-sonal sayver so you can go to be with Ceiling Cat and lots of kittehs with white gowns and wings, and all the kitteh treats and tuna you can eat. And, you can avoid an eternity in the burning stinky litter box.

I wish Sunday School when I was a kid was as much fun as this! LOL!

Silent Meow -
I was thinking, yknow, “I can haz piursnal sayver??!!11?”