Must… get… fatter!

The UK Daily Mail is reporting that this anerable dormouse had to fatten up before going into hibernation mode [zzzzzzz] So rescue workers worked feverishly to stuff him full of delectabuhl ivy pollen and blackberries.

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For some reason he also lives in a coconut apartment. "Dozey" is now sleeping peacefully and will wake up refreshed in April. I bet he’ll have the tiniest of beards then.

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Thanks, Manoj E.G. [Closing up coconut door for lights out]

Hon, I got the Ferret Bites!

[Sniffs cart]

HON? [yelling over aisle] CAN YOU GET SOME BABY FERRET FORMULA FOR FRANKIE?

We’re oooooooout! [Sniffs Ferret Bites again]

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I’m not gonna even AX how this photoshoot got started BunnyMama7…

THIS JUST IN: Girl and Cow…nappingks!

Seriously, can you believe this!? Napping with a cow? Puh-lease. Is there any better nap companion than a cow in this sandweech posisihe?

No.


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Nice sleuthing, Mateo M. (M stands for moo)

AAAK!! My Achilles Heel! The POMERANIAN!!!

The little bear ears are all mine, I call dibs for firs soft kronshes. [moves in for kill]

You can have the nose first. See how giving I am? I just give and give and give.

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Pass the Pom sauce, Elizabeth D.! I’m going IN!

Feltidermy!

Will you please check out the hilarity that is: "Feltidermy". It’s taxidermy the whole family can enjoy!

The redonkulousness continues over at Girl Savage and her Etsy store

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YAY!!!

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P.S.! Check out Marco the Skunk’s ear’s! Righteous submishe, Andy S.!

I could use a wee bit o’ luck!

A wee bit o’ luck dipped in a Guinness might taste even better! [scampers off]

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Maybe this will make me lucky!, originally uploaded by Albumen.

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Claire N., nice McHamstersons!

Kitteh Tamed by Boid

This Boid is about to take this kitteh to school.

First, kitteh is all: "Is this thing on? tap tap"

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Next, kitteh attempts to pet Boid…

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Then kitteh becomes just another nesting material for Boid

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Next Kitteh is overwhelmed by mini-claw massaging actions

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Boid plants official "Bird country" flag on kitteh’s gut as a SYMBOL OF VICTORY

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Bye, Hon, Call me later. [Kiss]

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SEE!?

See, Nancy P.?!? See how he did that!?

Best ad for Life cereal yet

"Mikey likes it!" was a great Life cereal commercial, but this little ham in wizard sleeve combo with a square of Life cereal is even bettah.

Check it!

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Liz S. those are some good brunch times. Good brunch times.

I call eet: “Kitteh in PhotoBooth”

And eet ees a masterpieeeece!

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[Fun house mirror sounds]

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Excellent work, Taylor B.! (and patient George, the kitteh, and PhotoBooth from Apple)

THIS JUST IN: Lambo has a new home

Neck_hurtsRuhmember Lambo, the behbeh Lamb-Pants that showed up on a couple’s doorstep on New Year’s Eve? He has a new home on a farm now.

Apparently, some neighbors were considering lambo for dinner when Lambo was all "later!" and ran over to the Walkers home.

Read more on this redonkulous story here.

Don’t hurt your neck there, Lambo.

Thanks fer the follow-up, I-Wei.