Totally new levels of redonkulessness

by Meg on December 3, 2007

People, will you please get a load of "KittyWigs.com" Yes, you read that right.

We’re talking Wigs. For. Kittehs. Wigs like the "Electric Blue":

Chickenblueelbow

Pink Passion:

Chickenpinktwo

The Silver Fox:

Fernbranch_2

and drumroll please… the Bashful Blonde:

Ferncoy

C.S.O. was wondering if they do a ‘Marie Antoinette’ style. Do you, Boone?

{ 80 comments }

1 Kitsu 12.03.07 at 6:55 am

No I know where seth got his wig. >>

2 Theo 12.03.07 at 6:57 am

I logged in because I couldn’t get to sleep… but now I’m not so sure I’m not.

3 geneticlemon 12.03.07 at 6:57 am

Hm. Opposable thumbs … wigs to make them look “human” … … … I, for one, welcome our new cat overlords.

4 sc 12.03.07 at 6:58 am

Is it weird that I find that the blue hair looks most “natural” ?? :)

5 gypsylynx 12.03.07 at 7:03 am

sc – not weird at all! The blue wig goes nicely with a “blue” cat (I’m having a hard time telling if it is a russian blue or a chartreux since the eyes seem green in the first pic and more golden in the second) My little blue imp is quite tolerant of a lot of things, but somehow I think she’d draw the line at a wig.

6 doxylover79 12.03.07 at 7:15 am

OMG the Electric Blue kitteh has a Cleo-cat-ra cattitude! It almost looks natural. I’ve been up waaaaay to long tonite. lol

7 DLT 12.03.07 at 7:18 am

i for one am partial to the silver fox. kicky! sassy!

8 MiuNeko 12.03.07 at 7:39 am

where I’m at its late in the afternoon and we snuggled up kitteys for naps :D

9 acelightning 12.03.07 at 7:40 am

Those are some peeved-looking pussycats. Whoever tries to put one of those on their cat is likely to find puke in their shoes, poop on the bathroom rug, pee in their underwear drawer, and shredded clothes in their closet. And the wig is going to become mulch.

10 crashbunny 12.03.07 at 7:50 am

Is that what they mean when they talk about merkins?

11 Hon Glad 12.03.07 at 7:54 am

They must be superglued on.

12 Shannon 12.03.07 at 8:08 am

AHHHHHH!!!! cant….stop….laughing….
can’t ……breathe……..

I never thought cats in wigs could be so funny – or suprisingly pretty.

13 leah b. 12.03.07 at 8:17 am

Meg this one scary submish
I think I will not loook again at 2 am to see if anything new has been posted for a while……

Just kidding on not looking

14 Melissa 12.03.07 at 8:18 am

This is the most stupidly funny thing I’ve seen in a long time, ahhahahahah.

15 rblaude 12.03.07 at 8:24 am

My cats would have eaten that “hair” by now. I’d be laughing at this if I wasn’t so tired. I hope people don’t seriously do this to kittehs! You’ve convinced me I need to go to bed.

16 xkiyora 12.03.07 at 8:25 am

omg. they are so sexy!! i love the 3rd one!

17 Not Carolyn Sortor 12.03.07 at 8:34 am

http://kittywigs.com/wigindex.html

“If you have any creature in the house with a head bigger than a walnut
(including boyfriends), you need a Kitty Wig™.”
- Carolyn Sortor

18 Figgy Fizz 12.03.07 at 8:45 am

$50.00 per wig plus $45.00 for shipping?!? I’m heading down to the thrift store for a $5.00 old lady special. With a few snips and a chin strap, it’ll be ready for a night kicking over trash cans and peeing in the flower box.

19 Miles 12.03.07 at 9:29 am

Wigs on a cat?? Brilliant! Why didn’t I think of that?

20 solveig 12.03.07 at 10:24 am

“Pink makes your kitty feel elegant, modern and quintessentially feline.”

I would order it just for the sake of the case, or to make my punky kitty feel pinkier.

what happens to the ears? I need a “how to” guide

21 BumbleBee 12.03.07 at 10:31 am

Is that cat really called Chicken? Love eet!

22 Subhangi 12.03.07 at 11:06 am

O.
M.
G.

23 Yubi Shines 12.03.07 at 1:42 pm

*gawk*

Utena Cat?!

24 BlueIBMer 12.03.07 at 1:44 pm

the blue wig picture reminds me of a certain artist’s album (except it’s another color)… love it… love the cat eyes…

25 E 12.03.07 at 2:04 pm

Wrong.

Just.Wrong.

26 mberkie0 12.03.07 at 2:09 pm

Does anyone else think that perhaps *someone* may have too much time on his or her hands/paws??? My [geriatric] cat wouldn’t sit still long enough to attempt to put a wig on his head (not that he needs one, of course)!

27 circuscake 12.03.07 at 3:02 pm

oh, yeah- the descriptions are totally the best part…..i really *need* to live in a land of cotton candy, where the air smells like sugar kisses…..serious.

28 t 12.03.07 at 3:13 pm

the website descriptions are hilarious! but wow, the wigs are made by the same person who does “subversive cross-stitch” which is a really great project. i mean, who doesn’t want a kit to make a stitch say “don’t make me cut you”?!

29 kasia 12.03.07 at 3:14 pm

why?
whyyy?
WHYYYYYYY????

This is just plaing Wrong. With a capital “W”!

30 Melinda 12.03.07 at 4:01 pm

What about boy cats? Kitty toupees?

31 Courtney 12.03.07 at 4:02 pm

How do these wigs stay on the cats???

Do you think they’ll ever make wigs for gerbils? :o

32 sunnymum 12.03.07 at 4:13 pm

Stop messing with ‘em, they’re perfect as is.

33 Kaye 12.03.07 at 4:13 pm

Figgy – what I think she meant was $45 for the wig, plus extra ($5) for shipping = $50 total. Though I have to admit $50 is a bit much for a kitteh wig… but you never know what people would buy.

34 Carrie 12.03.07 at 4:19 pm

isn’t it odd – they all look surprizingly good. The last picture is the best, the cat actually looks at ease and quite sexy/shy.

35 yankeebird 12.03.07 at 4:31 pm

Ahhhhhh, crashbunny! Merkins!!!

*laughing SO hard I nearly choked*

36 m in athens 12.03.07 at 4:36 pm

These are fan-freakin-tastic.

I’m sure those poor kitties can fend for themselves if they decide dress up time is over.

37 meacu1pa 12.03.07 at 4:37 pm

R.E.D.O.N.K
Really, Electric Draws Out Naughty Kitties

38 Patty P 12.03.07 at 4:41 pm

hahaha! Thanks for pasting that! They gray kitty looks exactly like my Sammy.

39 Annie 12.03.07 at 4:47 pm

LOL well at my house (Just sayin) that would be a $50 cat toy.. (Visions of the cats first whipping it off their head and then flinging it in the air and pouncing on it and doing the whole back feet kicky gouge thing. and me picking up a wet tangled mess.) LOLOL.

40 LisaLisa 12.03.07 at 4:52 pm

OMG, who did this to those poor cats….

I am LMAO!!!

Hahahahahaha

Their revenge will be sweet, I’m sure.

41 Nyn 12.03.07 at 4:58 pm

Sigh.
I think the clothes-on-pets thing is going WAY too far.
I think people should let cats be cats and dogs be dogs! If you really want to dress something up and carry it around, have a baby for god’s sake!

42 Kar 12.03.07 at 5:31 pm

Does anyone else find it disturbing how good that blue looks?

43 littlemel 12.03.07 at 5:31 pm

*looking puzzled*
Seriously…???

44 Caelus 12.03.07 at 5:32 pm

TOO EXPENSIVE!!!!!! $50 bucks?!?!?!

45 Leigh 12.03.07 at 5:46 pm

I think the owner of that site is just reselling Super-Dollfie sized wigs, and the case is one that you can get for a few dollars at Michaels. cute idea, but way overcharging for what it is.

46 jen 12.03.07 at 5:47 pm

finally, appropriate accessories for cats to wear when they go to an all-night rave.

47 Marianne 12.03.07 at 5:57 pm

the eyes on the bashful blonde are just killin me!!

48 cath 12.03.07 at 5:57 pm

wow… weird. creepy, yet delightful.

is it just me, or does the blue-wigged one kinda look like cher?

49 Carrie 12.03.07 at 6:30 pm

Nyn – I can’t have a baby – what if I want to put a blue wig on my kitty? What of it? HUH? HUH???

What if I had a baby, and put a blue wig on it, or a pink one for that matter?

this is still kind of, sort of creeping me out.

50 Allegra 12.03.07 at 6:37 pm

lol, you’d put these on a baby??

anyway, WHERE DO THE EARS GO??? it’s kind of just really really bizarre, like something out of alice & wonderland, or a trippy dream or something, lol. the cat with blue hair would jump up on the table and sit down and begin talking to you, lol. i want to see a commercial for these on tv!! like fashion-show style!

51 Patty P 12.03.07 at 6:38 pm

LOL!

*has taken lurverly pic of kitteh in blue wig and photoshopped color of his hair to match his fur, cut him out, placed him on green velvet stool for Christmas cards*

52 Kate 12.03.07 at 6:41 pm

My cat’s name is Chicken too!

53 Theo 12.03.07 at 6:43 pm

Funny… my chicken’s name is Cat.

54 Theo 12.03.07 at 6:44 pm

(OK, I made that up. But if I *had* a chicken…)

55 Theo 12.03.07 at 6:45 pm

(I’d chicken in the morning…)

56 ashagato 12.03.07 at 6:58 pm

theo! you’re too funny :)

57 chanpon 12.03.07 at 7:02 pm

The gray kitty looks like he’s cosplaying as a goth-cat. >_> *in my prudest of voices* All the others just look like kitty harlots.

58 Juniper Jupiter 12.03.07 at 7:20 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHA!!XD!!!

My cats would hate me SO HARD and plot my demise if I even THOUGHT of putting one of those on their heads…even in the case of “feline pattern baldness”…

59 Annie 12.03.07 at 7:23 pm

hmmm … LOL..I do believe my next chicken will have to be named Cat…
Just have to be….. and it will have to be a silky.
What???
I can’t just name it Cat with out a really good excuse… Like it’s feathers make it look like a cat (Shifty Eyes)

60 LuvBJones 12.03.07 at 7:33 pm

Oh. My. God.

61 Pheas 12.03.07 at 8:23 pm

Hey, if one’s kitteh is a blonde trapped in a tabby’s body, who are we to stop her from being her true self?

62 nuch 12.03.07 at 8:26 pm

Actually, the cat with the blue hair made me think of Cher. Can’t you hear the soundtrack? (“Half Breed . . . that’s all I evah heard . . . “)

63 Chrisie 12.03.07 at 9:08 pm

sick…

64 Carrie 12.03.07 at 9:13 pm

I had a dog named Kitty and my History teacher had a Great Dane named Kitty also – he’d yell out his back door. “Here Kitty Kitty, Kitty”

/queen of non-sequitors

65 Marie 12.03.07 at 9:54 pm

This is too enjoyable beyond words! I’m not kidding – what fun!

66 Paunchie 12.03.07 at 9:56 pm

gol dang, pretteh kittehs! Beautiful eyes on that last one.

67 berthaslave 12.03.07 at 10:11 pm

Bad idea. Cute pics.

68 circuscake 12.03.07 at 10:17 pm

nyn- but i don’t want a baby. i want to put a cute sweater/coat/t-shirt on my dog. i promise i’m not confused about this at all.

and really- there are worse fates for a critter than wearing clothes, yes?

69 Steph 12.03.07 at 10:41 pm

That bashful blonde wig is pretty sassy!

70 Rubiatonta 12.03.07 at 11:38 pm

“Chicken” is a Russian Blue, for sure. I only wish there was a purple wig — it would match my Blue Baby’s purple softpaws. (Though she’d probably keeeeel me in my sleep for wigging her out.)

71 coughingpuppy 12.04.07 at 12:40 am

This is the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen.

72 bananasforbunnies 12.04.07 at 2:50 am

They are all gorgeous and alluring! Wonder if my bunny wants one too, maybe Lime Green. OH, yes, Teal for my Water Dragon (he would tolerate it very well) unless my kittens snickered!

73 Aurora 12.04.07 at 3:30 am

How weird. I bet they are just doll wigs though.

74 claudia 12.04.07 at 6:22 am

OK this is trippy, LMBO!

I can see myself returning to peek at these picts again when I need a good cheer.

75 Brammimonde 12.04.07 at 8:37 am

This needs to stop.

Why?

This is why.

http://brammimonde.livejournal.com/23691.html

76 Barbarella 12.04.07 at 10:55 am

LOLOL!!!! The blue cat looks very sexy and pleased to wear the wigs, but the tabby doesn´t look to happy in the last pic, hehe. ;)

77 nuri 12.04.07 at 2:06 pm

“is it just me, or does the blue-wigged one kinda look like cher?”

Cath, Nuch, that was *exactly* what I thought too!

78 mberkie0 12.04.07 at 2:20 pm

Just FYI, kids, Russian Blue cats have “vivid green eyes” (quoting from breed standard). Also looks like cat in pix has rounded face, breed standard has more length to muzzlepowshes. Looks like my Picky, tho, if that’s any comfort – he’s got yellow/green eyes, too, but wouldn’t wear a wig or even a collar. He’d just sit there and look offended.

79 GetSheila 12.10.07 at 2:44 am

That is so wrong in so many ways.

80 Ari 12.13.07 at 7:12 pm

Oh no!
This is actually VERY DANGEROUS. A friend almost lost her kitty when it ate the synthetic fibers of which these wigs are made. It lacerated the poor kittys intestines. KEEP THESE FAR AWAY FROM ALL PETS!!!!!

Comments on this entry are closed.

Previous post:

Next post: