That toilet seat is so distracting

by Meg on December 14, 2007

Never mind what those crazeh kittehs are doing—WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT MAGNIFICENT TOILET SEAT!?

It’s a dream captured in lucite.  Wrapped in an enigma.

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Rosie A., these kittehs are obviously taking out their décor frustrations on the toilet paper.

{ 87 comments }

1 kathryn 12.14.07 at 2:26 pm

Fabulous seat! And kitties! I want both!

2 girlnextdoortn 12.14.07 at 2:27 pm

OMG. The toilet seat. The toilet seat!!!! I could get rid of my real fish and put that on my wall instead!!

3 zeldapie 12.14.07 at 2:29 pm

Holy cow! I’d be afraid to sit on it!
The kittehs are sure having fun – I especially like the crazy one hanging off the t.p.

4 Ash 12.14.07 at 2:31 pm

Forget the toilet seat, did you see that honker of a flusher-handle thingy? Or is that to lift and lower the lid? KEWL~~

5 tracyflick 12.14.07 at 2:32 pm

Those cats are nuts!

6 Cheryl Robinson-Atwood 12.14.07 at 2:35 pm

Those are some elegantly long, svelt kitties! Fashion model kits, to go with the designer toilet ensemble??
Pray tell, what breed of cats is that? Or do they just keep their figures doing toilet roll aerobics?
Dreamspinner Cheryl

7 michelle 12.14.07 at 2:35 pm
8 Caroline 12.14.07 at 2:36 pm

Look at them scrawny little kittehs. Eat a cheesebuger! You can has one!

9 ceejoe 12.14.07 at 2:37 pm

oh yeah, I’ve seen that before…
actually not in process…
but that is exactly why I have to keep my t.p. in the cupboard.

and I do love the seat!

10 harlemgrrl 12.14.07 at 2:37 pm

crazy yoots

11 thepetmuseum 12.14.07 at 2:44 pm

Great toilet seat, but I had to shield my kitten from the view of toilet roll carnage — she doesn’t need any ideas.

12 Theo 12.14.07 at 2:45 pm

Michelle — I’ve seen seats like that at Home Depot and Target too.

13 Subhangi 12.14.07 at 2:46 pm

Wow, that IS a lovely toilet seat! But I’d be too afraid to use it!

14 stealingsand 12.14.07 at 2:54 pm

My Siamese kitten Pixel looks all slim and svelte like that and he eats. all. day. He’d LOVE to hang out with these guys, trade a few signature moves.

15 akemi 12.14.07 at 2:55 pm

I love that picture! Boy, someone is in trouble!

Can you email me and let me know where you got your toilet seat? Thank you!

nanuyehara@aol.com

16 blair 12.14.07 at 2:55 pm

the bathroom is a busy-box for your cat

if yours had a phone and your cats could call out for whiskas, they’d never leave it

17 Carrie 12.14.07 at 2:55 pm

bad bad kitties – no no bad!

18 strega 12.14.07 at 3:03 pm

This is exactly why I don’t keep my toilet paper on a roller.

19 LimeyG 12.14.07 at 3:09 pm

Best thing: they’re either totally unaware that someone is standing right there with a camera, or they just. Don’t. Care.

I want to see the next shot, where they’re all looking round with that “Uh-oh–busted!” expression.

20 Redzilla 12.14.07 at 3:13 pm

Kitten on crazy toilet set: “You don’t have a square to spare because you shredded it!”

21 metsakins 12.14.07 at 3:15 pm

this is perhaps the only bad thing my kitties don’t do….

one of them has now taken to peeing down the drain of the bathtub…good thing or bad? you tell me…

22 metsakins 12.14.07 at 3:15 pm

Redzilla – good 1

23 Jennifer 12.14.07 at 3:18 pm

I’ve got a huge meeting with lots of higher-ups in 45 minutes. I will now be able to smile and be cool. LOVE this pic! :-)

24 Meatcup 12.14.07 at 3:26 pm

The hover text keels me! Sums it all up quite nicely.

25 Marian 12.14.07 at 3:29 pm

They look like Burmese kittehs…we had 2 Burmese cats when I was growing up, and they LOVED to shred the tp!!!

26 jen 12.14.07 at 3:38 pm

those are some seriously angular kittehs.

even the toilet knob is themed. wow.

27 Kitty 12.14.07 at 3:39 pm

This is one CA-RAY-ZEE kitty party!

28 jules 12.14.07 at 3:45 pm

I love that seat! I’ve been trying to tell my husband for two years that we NEED that seat, but he’s not convinced.

Naughty kitties! But so dang cute. :)

29 Jacquie 12.14.07 at 3:54 pm

Ahhhh…watch as I sweeeeng from zeee toilette paper trapeeeeez.

Nevaire mind zee crazeeeee toilette seat…I am supere kitteh! Sweeeeeeeeeeeeng zis way and zat way…up we gooooo and now zeee down sweeeeng!

For my finale, I weeel shred zee remains of zee papere and toss eet into zee aire! Voila!

30 Jacquie 12.14.07 at 3:54 pm

Ahhhh…watch as I sweeeeng from zeee toilette paper trapeeeeez.

Nevaire mind zee crazeeeee toilette seat…I am supere kitteh! Sweeeeeeeeeeeeng zis way and zat way…up we gooooo and now zeee down sweeeeng!

For my finale, I weeel shred zee remains of zee papere and toss eet into zee aire! Voila!

31 Holly 12.14.07 at 3:57 pm

OMG! Kitten party in the bathroom! Love the lil guy hanging off the roll.

I’d love to see the next shot. Faces all innocent. What? We didn’t do this!

32 Holy Cuteness 12.14.07 at 4:07 pm

the person who has to pooh there has a problem…:-)

33 Karen 12.14.07 at 4:12 pm

That IS an awesome toilet seat:
http://bathtimeshowercurtains.com/pro1024922.html

Alas, I’m still looking for a NYC Transit-themed seat, to go with the rest of my bathroom decor…

34 Hon Glad 12.14.07 at 4:13 pm

Mom will love this snow effect we’ve made, won’t she?

35 CuteBabyFix.com 12.14.07 at 4:17 pm

Yay! I <3 them. We had this pic up on CuteBabyFix a couple of days ago, and CuteBabyDaddy decided that they can has a conspiracy. Check it out:
http://cutebabyfix.com/2007/12/11/ministry-of-mischief/
They weel dominate the toilet seat, suckas!

36 Jen 12.14.07 at 4:23 pm

The toilet seat handle! The toilet seat handle!

37 Angela P. 12.14.07 at 4:23 pm

I don’t think the lookout on the toilet seat is doing a very good job of keeping watch. They’ve been caught – on camera! :)

38 Fegli 12.14.07 at 4:25 pm

oh-em-gee! the owners should be more careful! that kitteh could fall in that toilet!

No way! Kitties + bathroom carnage = adorable all the time. Especially when the decor is so… glorious?

39 crackjob 12.14.07 at 4:55 pm

I love those little skinny weinery kittens!!!!

40 Theresa 12.14.07 at 5:01 pm

Nananananananana
Nananananananana

BAT-CATS!

41 weon 12.14.07 at 5:36 pm
42 Kiragirl 12.14.07 at 5:51 pm

Ash,
I wonder if the “honker” of a flush handle/seat lowerer will motivate the guys to lower the seat ???? haha

43 ka9q's wife 12.14.07 at 6:00 pm

I would rather have piles of tp or have to hide the stuff in the cupboard than declaw my cats. I support Soft Claws in fact my dog wears them.
http://roisin.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c22525699f8fdb00e398c5d3f80002.html

44 debg 12.14.07 at 6:00 pm

Metsakins, my youngest boy also pees in the tub but only when there’s a human using the toilet. We think it’s his way of sharing, and it’s much better than his old habit of peeing on the floor.

45 Neighborhood Kitty Haven 12.14.07 at 6:05 pm

harlemgrrl: The what? The two yoots! Love the My Cousin Vinnie reference.

46 one of the erins 12.14.07 at 6:30 pm

OK, two miscellaneous thoughts.

1: I know cats are flexible, but the one hanging on to the TP looks like its head is just about growing out of its back! Though I suppose they ARE black.

2: I love the toilet seat/handle, but if your toilet ever broke (or those in the country on a well, if your power goes out) and you can’t flush it, you cant just close the lid until it gets fixed.
That’s the only downside I see, anyway

47 Alyssa 12.14.07 at 6:57 pm

I think my new kitty does this just about every day, if not multiple times a day :(

48 Sandy 12.14.07 at 7:41 pm

OMG, that black kittie hanging off the toilet paper is in some kind of extacy. :D

I’d be in some kind of extacy if I had a toilet seat like that. With the handle and all!

49 liz 12.14.07 at 7:44 pm

I love the toilet seat,
want one.
i love the kittehs at play tearin up the paper.
i wouldn’t even be able to be mad at them.

50 Brandi Lee 12.14.07 at 7:45 pm

ahhh I see that they have taken care of the evil toilet paper monster…….

51 shandrewsca 12.14.07 at 8:04 pm

Do these cats remind anyone else of the hoodlum cats from Gay Purr-eee? It was an old cartoon movie from the 60s, and the hoodlum cats were all black and skinny.

52 ThreeCatNight 12.14.07 at 8:28 pm

Those cats almost look like they were painted on there. Yes, I have fallen victim to the great toiletpaper shredding plague now and then, but no one’s ‘fessed up as yet.

53 jtgarrett 12.14.07 at 8:31 pm

I think these three are Devon Rexes, just like mine… and mine would do that in a heartbeat!

54 Michelle 12.14.07 at 8:35 pm

Spectacular! I have wanted one of those insane toilet seats forever, but sharing a home with someone who doesn’t appreciate :teh groovy: means my decor has tamed over the years. :\

Those kittens are hilarious!

55 Kar 12.14.07 at 8:38 pm

I’m very impressed with that plexiglass themed toilet and yes, hanging from the roll like Shaq at the basket is remarkable.

However, did you notice that wire toilet roll holder in the corner and the two empty tubes on the floor? I’m really impressed that they hiked those puppies up off the holder and then proceeded to shred the living daylights out of them. Now maybe the tubes are from the trashcan, but my imagination of three cats stacked on top of each other lifting those rolls is better.

56 Willow 12.14.07 at 10:05 pm

That toilet seat is FANTASTIC! It’d be a little much early in the morning though. You roll out of bed, still half asleep, stumble slowly to the bathroom, then SHA-BANG! TOILET SEAT!

57 Willow 12.14.07 at 10:08 pm

I love the positions the kitties are in. They all fit the destroying the world stereotype! There’s the mastermind gleefully forseeing the destruction, the silly one chasing empty rolls on the floor, and the thug doing all the dirty work. Fantastic!

58 Jane 12.14.07 at 10:24 pm

Gah! I just had a flashback to this morning’s pile-o-tp, courtesy of one very bored kitty. It’s only recently that she’s decided this is fun, but what a mess!

59 berthaslave 12.14.07 at 10:45 pm

No one’s mentioned it yet, so I’ll just say I lurv the kitteh who has grown bored with the t.p. and has moved onto the stray scrunchie.

60 Yubi Shines 12.14.07 at 10:49 pm

Willow — so, basically, Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed? :D

61 CheshireCat 12.14.07 at 11:14 pm

When teh hoomans are away teh kittehs shall play.

62 eoyore 12.14.07 at 11:47 pm

I NEED that seat and handle!!

“Dear Santa…..

63 Patty P 12.15.07 at 12:07 am

Berthaslave, you know he’s giving that scrunchie the suspicious look and tapping it to see if it’s going to attack him back. “I so didn’t notice that evil little black thing on the floor until now.”

Have you evah innocently made some sudden noize while they are tapping at some imagined danger? Floor to mis-air fright leap, then embarrassed look! Tee hee!

64 Patty P 12.15.07 at 12:08 am

mid air not mis-air. Sheesh. I am typo queen…

65 newlee 12.15.07 at 12:10 am

{adjusting cuteologist glasses} rule #32, no?

66 RAI 12.15.07 at 1:27 am

Adorable kitties!! The one on the toilet looks like its tail is close to getting wet.

The people we got our kitty from had him de-clawed. No cute TP disaster pics for us. So I will just have to enjoy everyone else’s.

67 Soso 12.15.07 at 1:34 am

I HAVE THAT TOILET SEAT.

Why did the business decide to escape from the toilet?!

Yes, I’m saying the kittens are s**ts! :D

68 liz 12.15.07 at 2:28 am

berthaslave-
where is Luvins???

69 liz 12.15.07 at 2:28 am

soso-
so where’d ya get it???

70 Juniper Jupiter 12.15.07 at 3:09 am

BWAHAAAHAAHAHAAAH!!!XD!!!

Love love LOVE tha naughty kittehs!!! I want them all!!! I guess this disproves my theory that if you have kittens, you should put the tissue roll on with the paper facing away…loox like in this case it didn’t matter, LOL!!!

Oh, and the toilet seat’s cute, too!!!

71 Meghatron 12.15.07 at 7:19 am

Those look like some looooverly Oriental Shorthair kitties. They’re smart, vocal little jerks, just like Siamese.

72 acelightning 12.15.07 at 8:10 am

Based on the l-o-o-o-ng legs on those black mischief-makers, I think they’re Rexes. My son’s Rex is always getting into things she shouldn’t, too. Meanwhile, the aquatic-themed toilet seat and matching handle are giving me a flashback to 1963…

73 getfuzzy 12.15.07 at 1:45 pm

oh that seat!! dah dunh dah dunh dunh dunh dunh dunh (Jaws theme) just when u thought it was safe to take a whizzzOWWW!

Oh yeah, cute kittehs too! My daughters cat does this with ANY paper – towels napkins etc. She has to keep it all away from him LOL!

74 Jirel 12.15.07 at 3:07 pm

Oriental Shorthairs for the win! I’d recognize those long, thin bodies anywhere. I had two of these beauties (one has died of natural causes) and they are the most active, energetic and SMART kitties I’ve ever known.

PS – yes her sister now has more company, I wouldn’t keep just one in isolation.

75 Natalie 12.15.07 at 3:56 pm

those kittehs are very slender, and that toilet seat is fantastique!

76 TwoShedsJackson 12.15.07 at 4:07 pm

Just for the record I (read my bloke) bought one of those seats and it wasn’t very good quality at all. The plastic was very thin and the metal bits were badly chromed so didn’t stay shiny all that long. I had to replace it within a few years. Sorry to be a party-pooper! The cats look like keepers though!

77 gsh 12.16.07 at 1:42 am

They are *definitely* oriental shorthairs: gorgeous, bendy, lithe and scary smart!

78 allergictohumans 12.16.07 at 3:20 am

heeeeeeeey! that’s just like my toilet seat. :D

79 Jennifer 12.16.07 at 11:22 am

Wow that look like home!! I hate to pick up the mess but it is soooooo funny!!

80 bee 12.16.07 at 5:40 pm

the handle is awesome too, my spidey senses tell me this is taken in england

81 taj 12.17.07 at 1:42 am

At least their owner caught them in the act. Mine acted all innocent when I caught them… “We didn’t do it, we just found it like this!”

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h5/jessner/Crazy%20Cat%20Lady/IrisTP.jpg

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h5/jessner/Crazy%20Cat%20Lady/VincentTP.jpg

82 Chastity 12.17.07 at 2:56 am

Yikes !!!
I hope they have a spare roll someplace for the “humans” of the house to use !!!

83 sage 12.17.07 at 8:00 pm

omg! I cannot stop laughing! :o )

The spare rolls *used* to be on that holder thingy in the corner.
Needz mor! Wheeeee! :o )

84 cassandra 12.18.07 at 10:23 am

that is the most awesome toilet seat ever. my cat does that

85 jessica elgin 12.18.07 at 4:57 pm

it looks like even the toilet handle matches! wow!

86 Operakatz 12.19.07 at 10:05 pm

Yup. Thems typical Oriental Shorthair kittehs. Kitteh stretch/racing models, built for stealth, speed, vertical challenges and general mayhem.

87 RH 12.23.07 at 4:41 am

Holy cow, those are some naughty kittens..

And where on earth can I get that toilet seat and handle!? Seriously, those are awesome. I NEEDSES THEM.

(So like, if anyone has a link? I’d appreciate some direction!)

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