Typical. [eye roll]

I love it. Jump over to HallPass.com for thees one.

Bat bat bat. [pause]

Bat bat bat. [pause]

BAAAAT

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Amanda R., great find…

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  1. Metz says:

    Oh
    My
    Gawsh.
    //Willyoustoptouchingme????//
    ROFLMAO

  2. Robin says:

    omgosh, too adorable! hehe they’re speaking Chinese too :D

  3. Evan Waters says:

    Hee! A fairly patient pup, too.

  4. berthaslave says:

    Someday, I would love to see “cat poke” as a cat-egory. I love the cat-poke. The supreme test of patience for any creature.

  5. Patty P says:

    “Mom? What’s this creature in *my* lap spot? It’s hairy with big eyeballs and smells all wrong.”

    poke-poke-poke
    EEp!

  6. Hon Glad says:

    Hey dog thing get out of MY place.

  7. leendadll says:

    My cat’s version, dealing with another of my cats, is:
    I shall clean you – Leeck.
    I shall clean you some more – LeeckLeeeeckLeeeeeck.
    PSYCHE – Claws to your face!!

  8. moondee says:

    That cat could of scratched the pup’s eyes out. D=
    I didn’t find that cute at all.

  9. BumbleBee says:

    i love how the cat totally knows what he’s doing – you see him prepare to back away just before he delivers the final blow!

  10. Katie says:

    lmao, that cat is all “OH MY GOD IT’S AMAZING.”

  11. Janni says:

    I love the cat’s expression “EWW, what’s that, disgusting, I can’t stop touching it” and then “OMG it moves”…
    Cute cat.

  12. VitaminJ says:

    This made me think of that Peanuts cartoon where Linus likes a girl so much that he announces — with a big grin — that he “hit her.”

    Sometimes, cartoon children and real-life kitty cats are flummoxed by their overwhelming desire to connect with the object of their affection.

    When that happens, how do they break the tension? They go in for the smack.

  13. Subhangi says:

    LOL!

    “Hey.”
    No response.
    “Hey, hey.”
    No response.
    “Um … excuuuuse me?!”
    “WHAT?”
    [long pause]
    *SLAP*
    “Why, you-”

  14. falnfenix says:

    moondee, have you NEVER seen a cat and dog play?

    this cat’s just like my brat…he’ll look at me while he’s doing something bad to see if i’ll react, then it’s splitsville the second i stand up. little brats!! haha.

  15. Pandacore says:

    That cat was clearly not aware of that dog’s right to not be scratched. I find this video is EXTREMELY offensive and I think the cat needs to be put to sleep IMMEDIATLY.

  16. Anonymous says:

    ROFLMAO! That is FUNNY!!

  17. Barbara says:

    Hm, basically my sister and I during long car trips growing up

    however these guys are much cuter than we were.

  18. Avathe says:

    What’d the 5 paw pads say to the dog’s face?

    SMACK!

  19. Theresa says:

    I had a little tuxedo tyrant who would poke *me*, and a lot harder than that! That’s a scream.

  20. Duckie says:

    Haha! This totally made my morning!

  21. Sneezy says:

    BWAH! I love how the dog looks at the cat like: “I…have had….ENOUGH!!!!!”

  22. just me says:

    Hehee! All those little “love pokes” were, of course, leading up to the inevitable clobber.

    Priceless.

  23. metsakins says:

    go cat go!

    get the lap!

    it is rightfully yours!

  24. JNO says:

    That video and a bunch more are on this one site. this is my favorite though :D

    http://www.maniacworld.com/cat-vs-ferret.html

  25. silverpie says:

    cat: “Please play with me”
    dog: “Go away and leave me alone”

  26. Trish says:

    I love how, in the middle, the cat looks up over at the people like, “What the hell is this thing? And why is it in my lap?”

  27. Sanveann says:

    Awwww … the pooch looks just like my late, very beloved Maltese, Macy. Looks like something she’d do, too :)

  28. JT says:

    That look the dog gave the cat before the slap was too funny… “alright… ENOUGH… or ELSE!”

  29. Momof2kitties says:

    In my house we’d call them The Bickersons!

  30. ThreeCatNight says:

    Cat: “Hey, dog, why don’t you just go, leave, NOW!”
    Dog:”Go ahead,cat, make my day! But in the end I WIN!”
    (and he did!)

  31. Katzndogz says:

    *waves to trolls*

    I think the cat is looking at the human to make sure she doesn’t notice the poking.

    This was an awesome video!

  32. Carrie says:

    Katzndogz – I agree with you – the cat was totally watching to make sure it wasn’t being caught.

    Poke – poke – peek – poke poke

  33. Rumi says:

    I LOVE the way cats always s-l-o-w-l-y alternate paws when they do that, lol!

  34. MJ says:

    ALRIGHT. My seasonal office depression has been cured! Can I have an Amen??

  35. Maggie says:

    Didn’t we see this one before? Or did I see it somewhere? I think I’m losing my mind…

    Nonetheless, a very good thing to lose my mind about! :)

  36. jen says:

    LOLOL. this is hilarious! i love how the kitten looks up at his mom to see if she is watching! LOL!

  37. Carrie says:

    not all the videos at that site are humane videos – so don’t go clicking crazily… :(

    did I just nuff?

  38. Jacquie says:

    Cat: Dang…that’s one heck of a hairball!

  39. chanpon says:

    LOL! I like the pup’s irritated stare at the cat, after the 2nd poke.

    My old kitty used to cat-poke me right in the underarm, whenever I was on the PC. >_>

  40. Mitsu says:

    No, Carrie, and thanks for the warning!!

  41. Sandy says:

    I am watching the live version of this as we speak. I have two cats and a chihuahua and both cats do this to the dog, of course the dog will try to sneak up on the cats too!

    In my house we have “lap waiting” as soon as one gets off my lap another one jumps up!

  42. stephanie says:

    I love the look the dog gives the camera after the second poke … “You see what I have to put up with here?”

  43. tracyFlick says:

    The staredown part between the two is GENIUS.

    so. intense.

  44. Seven Paws says:

    Reminds me of an old line from Mystery Science Theater…
    Cat: “Does this bug you? I’m not touching you”

  45. LisaL says:

    ROFL… how hilarious is that. I love the look the pup gives the cat.
    “Don’t do it… don’t do it”
    *jumps at the cat and then climbs back into lap…*
    “Told you not to do it!”

  46. Annie says:

    HEHEHE Loved it.

  47. Kiragirl says:

    go, puppeh, go git em

  48. Brak_Silverbone says:

    Hee hee! Seven Paws called it. I was gonna say that, but another MST fan beat me to it!

    Whaddya think, sirs? :)

  49. Shannon says:

    I was all like, well the cat’s not hurting the dog. He’s just trying to get his attention. Oh. Never Mind.

    My boy does this. I wonder if they ALL do. It’s apparently and international phenomenon.

  50. Yitzysmommie says:

    Hee hee hee! Love the kitters persistence at poking – Poor puppers couldn’t administer a well deserved kitter return poke.

  51. Carrie says:
  52. CheshireCat says:

    My kitteh Elijah Featherbone does exactly the same thing with our chihuahua! Sometime he’ll hide around a corner and just as the puppeh is rounding the corner, Elijah will stick out his paw and administer a suprise poke to the schnozzle.

  53. That was cute but it was only a matter of time before fido there snapped.

  54. Ray says:

    poke…poke, poke…poke, poke…POKE!, RUN!, RUN!, RUN!

    ah, yes, that MY cat’s favorite playtime as well.

  55. debg says:

    JNO, thanks for the ferret vs. cat link–it’s amazing. Go see it, peeps.

  56. Furbabies says:

    This kitteh is sooo bad and sneaky. Puppers just had enough. Love it.

  57. debg says:

    And so is the fox on trampoline action–thanks, Carrie. Sorry, did I just make a Rick Santorum reference?

  58. sinishter says:

    moar like, poke..poke..poke..poke…SLASH!
    Am I rite? LOL

  59. cozytailmom says:

    OMG!!! That cat is so naughty! …and cute. He totally knows he’s being a pest.

  60. Mia says:

    doesn’t anyone marvel at how this is the INVERSE of the puppy love video? :D

  61. Carrie says:

    Hey – I’m gettin an Active X thing on the front page – never had that before

    any ideas?

  62. jen says:

    carrie i just got that active x thing message too. weird.

  63. A thinker says:

    That kitten eerily reminds me of my younger sibling.

  64. Khadija says:

    hey Carrie that fox is real cute!!

  65. Linda says:

    Haha, very naughty indeed!

  66. Madeline says:

    “Hey!”
    .
    .
    .
    “Hey!”
    .
    .
    .
    “Hey!”
    “What?”
    “Want a ‘Hertz Donut’?”
    “Sure”
    *WHAP*
    “Hurts, don’t it?”
    *runs*

  67. zski says:

    Mo-ooooooom! He’s TOUCHING me!

  68. claudia says:

    LOL!! what a little s*** disturber!

  69. Johnny Sane says:

    Terribly cute!

    Reminds me of my own little fuzz-monsters.

    *poke* “What is this?”
    *poke* “Seriously, what are you?”
    *looks up* “Um, ‘scuse me. WTF is this thing?”
    *poke*
    *poke-poke*
    “…”
    *BAT**chase*

  70. gah says:

    no new posts :( :(:(:(:(

  71. Flavia says:

    ROFL LMAO

    Too funny. Here it’s the opposite. My dog’s always annoying the poor cat.

  72. Willow says:

    Holy flippin’ heck, this video is priceless! A part of me died inside. Cause of death: cute/hilarity overdose!

  73. I. Lee W. says:

    You can view this on youtube at http://youtube.com/watch?v=AHf51-nynb8

  74. grace says:

    lol the girls are gossiping in chinese!
    the cat and puppy [named Mei Li = beautiful] are so cuteee

  75. Emma says:

    Awww- the kitty was jealous!

  76. Melissa H. says:

    Does this bug you? (poke)
    Does this bug you? (poke)
    Does this bug you? (poke)
    Does this bug you? (poke)
    Does this bug you? (poke)
    Does this bug you? (poke) etc.

  77. Tony James says:

    “OK, let’s see here…the right paw-prod? No, nothing doing. That white thing is oblivious. How about the left paw-prod? Nope, nada. But mom isn’t stopping me, so it’s ok. Let’s try the right one again…ah, that’s better – it moved! Ref! It was eyeballing me! I HAD to smack it!”

  78. Evan Waters says:

    I particularly like how, even after the dog has noticed and is staring him down, the cat has to try it one more time…

  79. Zoe says:

    I love how the kitty get a little braver each time and prods just a little harder then finally he’s like, “What the heck – *SMACK*”

    And the puppy giving that stare like you give someone who won’t stop clicking their pen or something.

    Great!

  80. terra says:

    i seriously watched this video 5 times today! hilarious!!

  81. jewels says:

    I love this vid. It’s just so…so…CAT.

    Signed: Confirmed Dog Lover

  82. A says:

    Correct me if I am wrong.
    An older puppylup……who is rather bored by the whole thing……Sigh…….the younger ones.