THIS JUST IN: A mini badge

by Meg on December 7, 2007

Je suis petit McBadgersons!

Ne mange pas mes oreilles!

Minibadge

Marty C., those lil’ eye capsules and that mini paw ackshon is the proshest. If you find a mini-badge, call the Gwent Badger Rescue 24-har hotline stat!, and donate here!

{ 68 comments }

1 DLT 12.07.07 at 5:49 am

badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

mushroom mushroom!

2 berthaslave 12.07.07 at 5:49 am

That is one of the bleeniest Badgeroos I’ve ever seen! I humbly request a COCXU on those toenails!!!

Why am I suddenly hungry for a chocolate/vanilla swirl ice cream?

3 trisha 12.07.07 at 5:56 am

Eye capsules!

4 BumbleBee 12.07.07 at 5:59 am

i may well have proclaimed this before, but THIS really is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen. The belleh creases…the creeeeases!

5 mmmarmalade 12.07.07 at 6:00 am

He looks like neapolitan ice cream without the strawberry. But I will lick him anyway. :)

6 moosie 12.07.07 at 6:02 am

So tinies!

Badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom!

Does anyone have link to the badger video?

7 Subhangi 12.07.07 at 6:04 am

SQUEEEEEEE!!! What a tiny guy!

8 rpennefe 12.07.07 at 6:05 am

Pfft! Badgers. We don’t need no stinkin’ badgers.

Naw, I’m just kiddin’. What a cutie!

9 Hon Glad 12.07.07 at 7:24 am

Master Brock looks newly born.

10 BEN 12.07.07 at 8:23 am

That is adorable. I want one.

http://www.animaloverdose.com/

11 Ann A. 12.07.07 at 9:05 am

Ummm…. “don’t eat my ears?” I assume that referrs to a soft kronsche but still… poor litle behbeh! Yet still my high school French is 40 years old so who knows…

12 Lyds 12.07.07 at 9:06 am

Awwwww, what a little sweetie…(snorgles the badgerbadgerbaby)

13 Noelegy 12.07.07 at 9:10 am

Oh, the stripes! The sweet wee stripes! So perfect.

14 Ann M. 12.07.07 at 9:13 am

Pooh wacky post…and i was once a city spelling champion! But he is worthy of major squees and mushy luvs…

15 Goofy 12.07.07 at 10:22 am

SNAAAAAKE!

SNAAAAAKE!

16 dwine 12.07.07 at 11:47 am

noooooooooooooooooooo……………just when you thought you’d seen it all……

17 charliewabba 12.07.07 at 12:09 pm

OMG, I b’leeve it’s another new flavor from Ben and Jerry’s – beep nose badger fudge swirl with tiny ear cronche bits!

18 260Oakley 12.07.07 at 12:11 pm

OK, guys. Who read “Bread and Jam for Frances” when they were a kid? Badger fiction!

19 pb 12.07.07 at 1:18 pm

want.

20 Theresa 12.07.07 at 1:20 pm

Yes! “Bedtime for Frances!” “A Baby Sister for Frances!” Plinketty plinketty plee!

That is some cute stripey behbeh.

21 JC 12.07.07 at 1:46 pm

FRANCES! I’m gonna cry.

Lorna Doones, oh Lorna Doones!

22 Melinda 12.07.07 at 2:04 pm

His little feeeet! Oh, the feeeeet!

23 Babs 12.07.07 at 2:17 pm

That schnozz is begging for a beep!

24 MaggieBelle 12.07.07 at 2:18 pm

He has racing stripes on his eyes!

25 Theresa 12.07.07 at 2:22 pm

Yes, that nose is the DEFINITION of “beepable.”

26 lindr 12.07.07 at 2:23 pm

Singing: On Wisconsin, On Wisconsin! (Sorry, it’s a reflex…)

27 Jorden 12.07.07 at 2:34 pm

STOP IT RIGHT NOW!
Overload is right! Too much cute!

28 Redzilla 12.07.07 at 2:35 pm

I love how he has racing stripes on his head.
Ah! Tiny paw. Teeeeeny sharp little nails.

29 bookmonstercats 12.07.07 at 2:48 pm

Are badgers born blind, or is s/he just very sleepy?

30 ShelleyTambo 12.07.07 at 2:55 pm
31 ShelleyTambo 12.07.07 at 2:56 pm

Ok, twice now I’ve tried to post the badgers song URL, and twice I’ve been told that it’s spam. Trying again… http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/badgers/

32 Poohbear 12.07.07 at 3:03 pm

Meg – my sis says you can never do better than this, ever. Weeell, wait and seeee!! *evil hand tenting*
(Akchully, she says this just about every three postingks.)

33 taj 12.07.07 at 3:03 pm

Aww, DLT and Shelley beat me to it!

ARGH Snake!

34 metsakins 12.07.07 at 3:09 pm

I can just see Francis looking at the egg on her plate…and she says sumtin’ like I do not like the way you slide…

but seriousthly I am ded from that foot.

35 Jen 12.07.07 at 4:12 pm

The wee paw! The weeeeeeee paw!

36 Mrs. Capers 12.07.07 at 4:21 pm
37 ali 12.07.07 at 4:33 pm

mais il faut que je les mange! sont trop mignons pour que je les laisse tranquilles!

38 thatgirlshines 12.07.07 at 4:37 pm

que’ce qu’il est mimi!!!

39 anner 12.07.07 at 4:38 pm

testing. can’t…seem…to post…ehn…ehn…

40 Theresa 12.07.07 at 4:42 pm

Yes, that nose is the very definition of “beepable.”

41 anner 12.07.07 at 4:46 pm

ok, i’ve tried to post 3 times and gotten buttkiss (except for that testing one). no accusations of being a spam robot. here goes, one more time:

ahem. that is a badge i would love to wear on my lapel all day! every detail of her is screaming for COXCO!!!

42 Dagger 12.07.07 at 5:25 pm

dammit! rrbodt tooked my idea! >:\ i’m putting it any wayz! http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/badgers/ best annoying thing ever! my friend even made his moms start up noise on her computer cuz she hates it! XD

43 Neighborhood Kitty Haven 12.07.07 at 5:28 pm

‘Bread & Jam for Francis’! Those were the best books. I wish I could come up with stories and drawings such as those. This guy is cute beyond belief, but them badgers is mean when they are growed up.

44 Kiragirl 12.07.07 at 5:30 pm

Pocket Pets !

Stripey Pets

He would fit in my Christmas ‘tocking, no?

45 Edward 12.07.07 at 5:31 pm

Meg, get out of my subconscious! First hedgies, now badgers…you’re posting everything I hold dear.

46 jenben 12.07.07 at 6:11 pm

ok, i am soooo glad i’m not the only one who thought “on wisconsin.”

GO BADGERS!!!

fyi, i am UW-madison class of ‘11. im a freshman here!

and im not kidding when i say one of the reasons i decided to go here was because badgers were the cutest mascot out of all the schools i looked at…

47 jen 12.07.07 at 6:23 pm

i want to kees hees petit nosicle!

48 Yitzysmommie 12.07.07 at 6:57 pm

NO ONE has mentioned his soft muzzlepowsche! For Shame!!
YM leans in and gently keeses Mr Badger’s lovely muzzlemousche.

49 Annie 12.07.07 at 6:58 pm

KISSES that nose Demands KISSES. Smoooch!!!! ; )

50 ease 12.07.07 at 7:17 pm

i’m also a UW Madison student :)

growing up in Wisconsin i’ve seen a handful of wild badgers, even some young badger pups

but never a baby like this, too cute

51 joools 12.07.07 at 7:20 pm

I poke badgers with spoons.
Thanks, I needed this.
Mushrooms??

52 Mary (the first) 12.07.07 at 7:31 pm

Anner.. your post made me lol.. I have not heard “buttkiss”. I believe it’s “bupkus” or something but “buttkiss” really does say it better. Meanwhile, back to the behbeh badger, it’s truly kronschable. I don’t get the “mushroom” references though. (?)

53 Kar 12.07.07 at 7:32 pm

Dang, for some reason I really identified with Frances. I wanna feed him jam samwhiches now.

54 Momof2kitties 12.07.07 at 7:40 pm

OMG. Those eye stripes are TOO keeyute! Does anyone else remember “Harvey’s Hideout”? I wanted to be his sister so bad!!! Lurve teh badgers!

55 Cathy 12.07.07 at 7:47 pm

OMG, that badger badger song. Crazy!!!

56 charliewabba 12.07.07 at 9:00 pm

Yes, it’s bupkuss (an approximate spelling) Yiddish for nothing.
Buttkiss would be something.

57 darkshines 12.07.07 at 9:02 pm

I’m guessing you guys have never heard of a british comedian called Harry Hill in America? He’s a surrealist comedian, and much of his earlier sketches revolved around badgers. His most infamous sketch was the Badger Parade, which always got cancelled for an obscure reason. Good stuff, check him out on youtube….

58 Dagger 12.07.07 at 10:43 pm

i wanna go “bloophohzmkld nkfgxvchnv” on his wittle bald belly, it’s so wrinkly!

59 anner 12.07.07 at 10:48 pm

oh how funny! i had no idea that was yiddish. somehow i always associate it with guys like those dudes that used to be on SNL talking about “da bearsss.” i feel like one ignorant schiksa! ;)

60 chanpon 12.08.07 at 12:00 am

Cute little baby! Luv his one footsie-up.

61 Ant 12.08.07 at 1:51 am

Snake, snake!

62 Daphne Moss 12.08.07 at 2:03 am

Pure raw innocence…Too much for me…
sploded

63 kim 12.08.07 at 3:12 am

BEST. SCHNOZZLE. EVAR.

64 CheshireCat 12.08.07 at 3:20 am

Oh dear, so many tender childhood memories of Frances the badger resurfacing…

65 Fransouah 12.08.07 at 10:47 am

Aucun danger pour tes oreilles, elles sont bien trop petites pour me rassasier.

Par contre prend garde à tes oreteilles, qui semblent succulentes. Slurps.

66 Nikki 12.08.07 at 2:16 pm

Hufflepuff- We totally have the cutest mascot.

67 anner 12.08.07 at 4:13 pm

jam on biscuits/jam on toast/jam is the thing that/i like most!

68 ElaineG 12.08.07 at 11:57 pm

OMG, if this little badge was any cuter, I’d fall over and be dead. Looooovveee him!!

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