Cuteporter: Put on your doggles, Beezer, we’re goin’ out

Sender-Inner Robert M. sez: "According to the owner, this little dude (his name is Beezer!) has logged ~130,000 miles on the tanks of various motorcycles over the course of the past 9 years, and is still going strong.  Which is more than I’ve logged, and I work at a friggin’ bike shop!"

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Get your puppeh runnin’… HEAD OUT ON TH E HIGHWAY!

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I wonder if that carrier was especially made for him!? Looks like it, doesn’t it!?

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Great submishe and quick thinking with your cameraphone, Robert M.!

47 comments … read them below or add one

  1. dizzy says:

    bleen?

  2. jen says:

    bleeN?

  3. jen says:

    lol

  4. R says:

    Barrooooommmmm?!?

  5. Melinda says:

    Mucho BLEEN!

  6. miss r says:

    OMG! his little helmet!!!!
    dogs are so understanding when it comes to having their humans dress them up.

  7. Melinda says:

    Miss R- It’s ’cause they know how cute they look!

  8. gizmo says:

    Cue Born to Wild by Steppenpup

  9. Maggie says:

    This is stupendous! Almost makes me want a small dog and a motorcycle…if it weren’t for my cat and horrible fear of riding on motorcycles.

    But I think little Beezer could help me get over it…

  10. Adolphus says:

    Something interesting. The first recorded use of goggles for a dog in 1903. Go to
    http://americanhistory.si.edu/onthemove/exhibition/exhibition_7_2.html

    for the story of Bud the bulldog in his goggles. His photo is at the bottom of the page. And the Smithsonian still has the goggles.

    I am such a history geek!

    Matt

  11. Kiragirl says:

    Get ur puppeh runnin,
    headout to the highway,
    gettin snax and adventure
    whateva comes ur way

    oh baby just to be a puppeh
    riding high on the uphill side

    born to wee wiiiiild
    born to wee wiiiiild

  12. JC says:

    Can you imagine all the smells he has smelled!!! SNIFF-O-RAMA!

  13. Theo says:

    Bleen?

    Bleen?

    Bleen?

    How about bleen?

    Are we bleen yet?

    Bleen much further?

    Now is the bleen of our discontent made glorious summer by this here son of a bitch?

    Sorry, what were we talking about?

  14. Courtney says:

    If I saw that doggie on the road, I’d think he was a stuffed animal. So cute!

  15. Lizzums says:

    I started to be offended by Teho’s calling this puddy a SOB, but then I realized it IS a boy dog, and by definition, his mother would be a bitch, that would make him… yep, offense gone. *smiles once again*

  16. Kim Monique says:

    He is HARDCORE. Don’t mess with Beezer.

  17. Theo says:

    That’d be a gold Shakespearian star for Lizzums!

  18. Annie says:

    Singing at top of lungs…
    BORN TO BE WIIIIIIILD…. BORN TO BE WILLLLLLD

    Looking for adventure and whatever comes our way…..

    Ah the 60′s and 70′s…. Good times.

  19. stef says:

    I was going crazy on the goggles. I was so focused on it being so sweet that his little eyes were protected from the winds… and then BOOM I suddenly saw the helment and nearly died!!

  20. CoffeeCup says:

    That dog looks like a member of ZZ Top!

  21. Baeocystin says:

    Glad you guys like lil’ Beezer! He’s a total rock star at the shop– His owner takes him inside, and the little fellow struts around on the countertops like he owns the place. :D And as soon as his owner pulls out the goggle & helmet, Beezer starts jumping around in excitement- He loves to ride!

    Also, neat link, Matt. History is cool. :D

    Maggie, this link’s for you:

    http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/3804/rastusoa0.jpg

    Rob

  22. ashagato says:

    what really knocked me out were the cheap sunglasses…

  23. Theo says:

    LOL, CoffeeCup and Ashagato.
    “i said Lawd ride me downtown,
    “i just wanna sniff some tush”

  24. Pheas says:

    But what we can’t tell from the photos is whether or not he has legs, and if so, does he know how to use them?

  25. Theo says:

    LOLx2 Pheas!
    Watta buncha wags we are…

  26. ashagato says:

    you won’t catch this pup waitin’ for the bus all day!

  27. Babs says:

    What I don’t get is how the gawker dude in the background can be all checkin’ out the bike when there is a perfectly prosh biker pup on board! Redonk.

    (P.S. Hey, Theo, how the bleen are ya?)

  28. Natalie says:

    Just curious, was he named after retired hockey goalie John Vanbiesbrouck? ‘Cause his nickname was Beezer afterall…

  29. Marie says:

    I love how blase he looks! He’s totally adjusted and appears to enjoy the coolness factor.

    Love the little doggie case, teehee! ;D

  30. Kiragirl says:

    Does Beezer have a little Harley vest?

  31. Lisa says:

    **giggle**

    I didn’t realize the guys in the background were checking out the bike. I though the dude in the helmet was leaning in to give Beezer a leetle kiss. Then I saw Babs’ comment, and also realized how hard it would be to kiss with a helmet on.

    I feel silly. But it’s what I would have done…

  32. lurkertype says:

    I would kees that doggie, helmets or no.

    Beezer is a member of Hell’s Puppehs.

    LOL@Pheas.

  33. berthaslave says:

    I just totally flashbacked to Snoopy as the WWI Flying Ace. Beezer rules!!!

  34. Amanda says:

    I love how people will spazz about cats i nthe dryer, yet not about a little pup on the back of a motorcycle…

  35. Sammys Mom says:

    He’s too cute…love his nose; but don’t his poor little leg muscles get atrophied from being seated so long? poor pupperroo

  36. Mimi says:

    Ok…I can’t believe I am going to admit this but…I did not even notice the goggles until I was reading through the posts and was alll…”What goggles?” Anywho, totally prosh! Love the lunch box, car seat thingy too!

  37. blair says:

    lol! mimi!

    anyway…what i wanted to post was, that looks like a fairly standard tank bag with a fairly non-standard doggie door in it with a clearly nonstandard dawg poking out of it.

    and beezer reminds me of killer, who used to ride around in al kreitler’s overalls.

    http://www.kreitler.com/about.php?section=about

    see?

  38. Tony James says:

    Rob – thanks for reminding me about Rastus. I met him years ago when I was in NZ with some bikie mates, the best biking cat ever. Some of the friends we made there went to the funeral, sounds like a perfect sendoff.

  39. Annie says:

    THat cat is amazing. and I love the puppy in his prosh…YEs Prosh safety carrier for his motercycle ride.
    Amanda wrong last time there was a pup on a scooter peeps pretty much went bleenistic about it.

  40. Sprock says:

    Looking at these pics, does anyone else get reminded of a cheesy 1990′s movie by the name of “Boxing Helena?”

  41. Subhangi says:

    Cute puppeh, and I’m giggling at all the comments!!!

    [Walks off humming "Highway to Hell"]

  42. We have a couple of those bike riding pups too!!! (no helmets though!)

    Ours are Norwich Terriers, and our Black and Tan one, Twix looks JUST like Beezer (although he could be a Yorkie not being able to see the body!)

    We have photos (and video) of the biker dogs!!!

    In their doggles!
    http://bertelsonfamily.com/fam/photos/twix/potw/images/twix_potw_020705.jpg

    http://bertelsonfamily.com/fam/photos/twix/potw/images/twix_potw_030705.jpg

    http://bertelsonfamily.com/fam/photos/twix/potw/images/potw_122605.jpg

    and the Videos

    Getting ready to go
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=AYQKi706Tx4

    setting off
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=11HNOOHPMw8

    OK so it’s a scooter, not a motorcycle ;)

    but they love any type of bike, 4-wheeler, dirt bike!!

    and those are papooses!

    Alice the Brit
    - totally owned by 2 totally cute Norwich Terriers..
    Twix and Twizzler http://twixandtwiz.com

  43. Yitzysmommie says:

    Beezer in his motorcycling outfit & carrier is REDONKULOUSLY ANERABLE! And Rastus – Amazingks!

  44. Xultar says:

    OMG…great for puppeh cyclin safety!

  45. jules says:

    The perky proshness, it slays me.

  46. Angela P. says:

    Some animals are remarkably patient…

  47. landis says:

    biker puppy…
    what a tolerant dog!
    Hanukkah dog video that is so cute, check it out

    http://www.worldwidefido.com/favorites/post/386