Is that the new kitty-swiffer I’ve been hearing about? Flip heem over and insert your sweeper into the handy slot in his back, and buff and puff your hardwood floors to shiny purrfection.
charliewabba-
i had a completely different vision in my head when i started to read your post.
i had to slap myself to get it to go away.
i want to lay in the grass w/this kitteh and pet his fluffie-ness until he gets sick of it and runs off.
oh and charliewabba – the whole purpose of the swiffer is to remove floof from the floor not to add to it. when I use the standard swiffer I can make several cats with what I pick up.
Aww, he looks like one of the cats I grew up with. Turkish Van lookalike, actually a barn cat. He used to sit by the door and do the “pet me” purr at anyone who walked in.
My kitty Esme does this all the time, but she is an awful, awful tease. I can’t resist petting her soft belly, but as soon as I touch her she tries to chew my hand off. Sometimes I sneak up on her while she’s sleeping to get a couple of belly pets in before she wakes up and the claws come out. I am ashamed that I have to stoop that low to get my fix of belly floof.
“oh and charliewabba – the whole purpose of the swiffer is to remove floof from the floor not to add to it. when I use the standard swiffer I can make several cats with what I pick up.”
(in Cliff Klaven voice)Well, see that’s yer problem right there, yer usin’ the STANdard swiffer.
(normal voice again)With Kitty-Swiffer, you can continue to add volume and floofitude to your current kitty whilst polishing your floors to a fine satiny gleam. When he fist came out of the package, this kitty was a whole lot smaller.
(and I’m sorry for the incorrect description in my earlier post, the kitty-swiffer straps on with handy-dandy elastic straps.
My husband calls this pose Flippies. Step 1. Flip kitteh Step 2. Full face snorggle in the tummy. Step 3. Use tape roller to remove fur from face. Studies prove it works best to relieve stress after a long day at work.
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Astrofloof.
What a bleenin’ cute kitteh!
Splendor in the Grass
Kissy belleh!
what a flooofy white belly!
such green grass!
cute little pink tongue!
HOORAY!
That is an adorable fluffy luvable putty.
I happen to know for a fact that kitteh belleh is the absolutist, softest thing in the whole, wide universe….
Floofy white belly snorgle!
Floofiest shred-o-matic ever.
Oh, soft soft soft – until (s)he’s had enough and the paw whaps down on your snorgling face.
Is that the new kitty-swiffer I’ve been hearing about? Flip heem over and insert your sweeper into the handy slot in his back, and buff and puff your hardwood floors to shiny purrfection.
Can this kitteh belleh be my pillow? Pleeeeease?
OMG the floofitude! Drop a quarter and you’ll lose it for a week! I want one!
All righ, dahlink, I’ll let you take a shot of glorious me for the centerfold, just let me hide my face a bit with my paw first….
holy floofball!
do i see evidence of inter-bean toe tufts? methinks so.
i want to bury my face in zee floofy belleh. nahm nahm nahm!
Floof Alert, level 5! This is not a drill, people!
Floofy stomach! can’t resist…. too weak.
Stand back, I am diving in for a super furbert. Pppbbtt.
charliewabba-
i had a completely different vision in my head when i started to read your post.
i had to slap myself to get it to go away.
i want to lay in the grass w/this kitteh and pet his fluffie-ness until he gets sick of it and runs off.
Um Yeah Liz I think I had the same vision and it’s not pretty.
Holy crap! That cat is nearly identical to mine! I did a spit take!
tummeh!!!
oh and charliewabba – the whole purpose of the swiffer is to remove floof from the floor not to add to it. when I use the standard swiffer I can make several cats with what I pick up.
It appears to me that this kitteh has purred his ‘tocks off, and has somehow acquired more than his fair share of belleh.
Do I note a Bloom County reference in yon mouseover?
Win.
I’d LOVE mine to do that in the grass. Instead, they love dirt baths.
But did anybody else see that tongue? Doesn’t matter how old they are or how big, they’re still kittens at heart, aren’t they?
Boy — only sorta. Bill the Cat ain’t exactly Cute Overload material.
Panda, apparently your cat and ours and this one could be triplets. The Fluffmonster gets plenty of belly furberts in his silky fur.
Aww, he looks like one of the cats I grew up with. Turkish Van lookalike, actually a barn cat. He used to sit by the door and do the “pet me” purr at anyone who walked in.
Bill may not be cute, but Opus definitely is “cute or sad.” (Opus in ‘08, by the way).
Kitteh is doing a turtle on his back impression: “Ro’ me ovah you foo!”
Dude, that catnip is some good ****, man!
caution: this kitteh is not a toy. putting it over your head could result in fluffication or deth.
Huff Belleh Fluff!
ded. I haf suffokated burying my nosicle in teh belleh floofage. Wot a way to go!
My kitty Esme does this all the time, but she is an awful, awful tease. I can’t resist petting her soft belly, but as soon as I touch her she tries to chew my hand off. Sometimes I sneak up on her while she’s sleeping to get a couple of belly pets in before she wakes up and the claws come out. I am ashamed that I have to stoop that low to get my fix of belly floof.
omg I love, love this cat. The little pink tongue is just the sweetest. Snorgalicious!
“oh and charliewabba – the whole purpose of the swiffer is to remove floof from the floor not to add to it. when I use the standard swiffer I can make several cats with what I pick up.”
(in Cliff Klaven voice)Well, see that’s yer problem right there, yer usin’ the STANdard swiffer.
(normal voice again)With Kitty-Swiffer, you can continue to add volume and floofitude to your current kitty whilst polishing your floors to a fine satiny gleam. When he fist came out of the package, this kitty was a whole lot smaller.
(and I’m sorry for the incorrect description in my earlier post, the kitty-swiffer straps on with handy-dandy elastic straps.
ah hah! I now understand the value of this new product.
*stops at Walmart on the way home*
Best. Title. EVAR!!!!
We have that cat’s brother. Where did you find him?
My husband calls this pose Flippies. Step 1. Flip kitteh Step 2. Full face snorggle in the tummy. Step 3. Use tape roller to remove fur from face. Studies prove it works best to relieve stress after a long day at work.
I want to RUB the belly !!!
I want to stuff my face into his belleh and furbert and snorgle heem till he deploys those 5 out of 6 pointy ends into my skin.
Not only is tummeh fur soft, white fur is teh softest.
That is one *BIG* floofycat!
Sorry folks, but this should come with health warning! This veers dangerously close to “nuzzling Tiger tummies” territory.
Am I the only one who has the urge to take a vacuum to his belly? So fluffy!!
Cats with white tummehs
Never sleeping on them
Tummehs I’ve snorgled
Never wanting to end
Tummehs I’d like to pet
With these hands intact
Just where the claws are
I can say all too well
And I lubs them
Yes, I lubs them
Hooowooowooow I lubs them
you may think that cat may look like it is lazy, and will never be good for anything…
but your wrong.
can you say PROESSIONAL FLOOR WARMER?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111one
BELLEH!!!
He’d make a nice pillow …
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