Look at me! I’m soooo NOT a turkey!

by Meg on November 21, 2007

Look! I am HARDLY delectabuhls!

I’m not even meaty! Do NOT confuse moi for a Turkey!!!

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Erin D., I think you better plump him up a bit for tomorrow….

{ 69 comments }

1 m 11.21.07 at 5:42 pm

look at his fashionable little feet and eye make-up!!!

2 falnfenix 11.21.07 at 5:43 pm

oh gawd..the duckulence, it slays me!

3 Rosa 11.21.07 at 5:44 pm

Is it guyliner: the next level?!?!

4 pyrit 11.21.07 at 5:45 pm

There’s a twinkle of, “Neener-neener-neeener.” in teh duckie’s expression.

5 Renae 11.21.07 at 5:47 pm

I disagree Senor Duckling, you are incredibly delectabuhls! I want to put you in my mouf! Don’t worry though, not for eating.

6 Anne Boleyn 11.21.07 at 5:48 pm

No, but you could be mistaken for the first cousin of a shoulderless kidden.

7 Melinda 11.21.07 at 5:50 pm

Beak!!!!!!!

8 Theo 11.21.07 at 5:53 pm

Wow, check out the hodgepodge feets.

9 DKN 11.21.07 at 5:56 pm

Do my eyes deceive moi…*adjusts glasses*…or does this leetle duckie have visible CHEEKS?

Cuze moi while i….*splode*

10 Too Late 11.21.07 at 5:58 pm

OMG! Duckie beakie leeps! The pink leeps!!! I’ve never seen that on a duckeh!

11 Lizzums 11.21.07 at 5:59 pm

Maybe putting him in the dryer will fluff him quickly for tomorrow’s feast… then again, maybe not such a good idea. Better stick to real turkeys.

12 Rosa 11.21.07 at 6:00 pm

Is it just me, or is this duckeh saying “You talkin’ to me?”

13 luvinmalssomuch 11.21.07 at 6:03 pm

Yippee for Quacky Wacky Wednesday.

14 Carrie 11.21.07 at 6:06 pm

GAH! I wub duckies!!!!

I have duckies!!!!

I wub duckies!!!!

15 misscrisp 11.21.07 at 6:11 pm

That ducklingk sure has chic shoe/feets. Want!

16 Argentee 11.21.07 at 6:20 pm

Tongue! I see duckie tongue!

*splodes*

17 chanpon 11.21.07 at 6:21 pm

Fuzzy head!!! Love that and I love little ducklings.

18 StormCat 11.21.07 at 6:35 pm

This little Duckie is standing firmly on one footsie and lightly on the other, as if to say “I’m ready for my close-up”..

What feathertude!!!

P.S. I too love the widdle leeps!!!

19 Mitsu 11.21.07 at 6:36 pm

How is it that little baby animals, and in particular duckies, always look so happy? That’s cute!

20 harlemgrrl 11.21.07 at 6:38 pm

please note the key elements of a great look: simple and sweet makeup, barely there ensemble, something on the feet that shows pretty toesies.

cutie mc glamourson!

21 anner 11.21.07 at 6:40 pm

melinda, i think you mean, “bill!!!!!!!”

22 Tricia Garrett 11.21.07 at 6:49 pm

Fancy feet!

23 Sweetpea 11.21.07 at 6:50 pm

Fuzzy, happy, cheeky…
This little fellow has perked up my dull dull day.

24 jen 11.21.07 at 7:26 pm

eep! too cute!!!

25 Kiragirl 11.21.07 at 7:26 pm

Now that’s a turduckin if I eva saw one.

26 Nebulous 11.21.07 at 7:37 pm

N’AAAAAAAAW!
Oh, what a cutie. I want to nibble on his webbingks. And rub him against my cheek and GOBBLE HIM UP. He’s absolutely precious. ^_^

27 mervtheflamingo 11.21.07 at 7:55 pm

Tur-duck-hen *ahem* There shall be no tur-duck-hen

28 Melinda 11.21.07 at 8:05 pm

Hmmm, anner. Maybe I do mean bill, but beak is sooo much cuter!!!! Pink beak!!!!!

29 Theresa 11.21.07 at 8:12 pm

Cute feets, abundant flooff, BEF WITH eye-capsules, a little tongue, and abundant ‘tude!
He’s got EVERYTHING!

30 Lisa 11.21.07 at 8:21 pm

Au contraire…I think he is ENTIRELY edible! Nawm, nawm, nawn…

31 tracyflick 11.21.07 at 8:30 pm

I ate it. I ate the baby duck.

32 Momof2kitties 11.21.07 at 8:34 pm

I can has? Want!

33 Cutles 11.21.07 at 9:01 pm

Reduckulous!

34 Alice Shortcake 11.21.07 at 9:10 pm

PASS THE ORANGE SAUCE!*

*just joking, folks

35 M 11.21.07 at 9:19 pm

Nooooorsk, but if we stuffed you eenside de chicken eenside de turkeh, then delectabuls you could be…. mmm, terducken.

(this from a vegatarian!)

36 circuscake 11.21.07 at 9:25 pm

doesn’t he look like he’s singin’ a happy tune- while doin’ a little soft shoe with his feets…

37 equus 11.21.07 at 9:32 pm

AHHH! The stripey feet! The delectabill! The EYELINER! The fuzzies!

*muffled explosion is heard through the interwebs*

kerplonk!

38 Sabella 11.21.07 at 9:32 pm

I hear heem! I hear heem speaking in the voice of the duckling on Tom & Jerry cartoons! The squeaky/raspy little voice! Does anyone else hear eet?

39 Jessica 11.21.07 at 10:37 pm

Someone has to figure out why it looks like he’s smiling! It’s not like his mouth curves up. Any takers???

40 debg 11.21.07 at 10:58 pm

Sabella, isn’t it obvious? He’s happy he’s NOT A TURKEY.

41 Charlie 11.21.07 at 11:06 pm

Hes all like HAI GUYZ he looks so happy just makes me smile sooo much.

42 AJ 11.21.07 at 11:25 pm

AWWWW he is so cute. Just precious. You eat him, I kill you.

43 trin 11.21.07 at 11:41 pm

Jessica, it’s the half open beak that reminds us of “doggie smiles” or even dolphins.

and those feets is just prosh!

44 Yitzysmommie 11.21.07 at 11:56 pm

This guy is PROSH!

45 book_monstercats 11.22.07 at 12:04 am

Meg. Noes, not as in the rollover. I shall eat heem in a duck butty – which means he weel survive.

46 amaretto_bunny 11.22.07 at 12:05 am

He looks so sweet! He definitely belongs in my mouf! =)

47 Saint Stryfe 11.22.07 at 12:33 am

Not a Turkey, but 1/3rd of a very tiny Turducken!

48 Wendy 11.22.07 at 12:45 am

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Look at the little duck-a-tude!

49 mike d 11.22.07 at 12:48 am

that could be the kewlest non-kitteh-puppeh-bunneh dewd yet seen on CO.

50 pansypoo 11.22.07 at 1:42 am

watch out, they had ducks at my butcher.

51 Longtail 11.22.07 at 2:46 am

I want to teekle his feets!

52 Brammimonde 11.22.07 at 3:18 am

I’m having duck tomorrow, so I’m getting a kick out of these replies.

You, senor ducklet, are the perfect size for my kitty.

(Hooboy, I’m gonna get flogged by the Cuteologists for this one…)

53 melch 11.22.07 at 3:43 am

So delectuhbuhls! He’s like a little marshmallow peep!

54 Nieva 11.22.07 at 4:20 am

awwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!! look at that lil’ itty bitty. i want him. that is way tooo super cute!

55 Argentee 11.22.07 at 4:21 am

*reads the mouse over* Hrm… How to stuff a duck…
*checks her cookbook* Says here… Fud him whatev he want.
*peers closer* I think someone hamster has been altering my cookbooks. There are tiny pawprints in the margines…

56 jenjen 11.22.07 at 4:43 am

oh geez he’s like a little furry shmoo!

57 Hon Glad 11.22.07 at 7:16 am

Oh those Ducky flippers
Oh those Ducky flippers
Ducky flippers I’m gonna wear
To walk the golden street.

58 cassandra 11.22.07 at 7:19 am

I am ded from uber cuteness.

59 Christine H 11.22.07 at 7:29 am

SO CUTE AND FLUFFY!

(I’m so glad they’re not as cute once they’re grown up enough to eat…*hides from the vegetarians*)

60 Nuri 11.22.07 at 7:54 am

AAAAAAAHHHHH! Too cute, my eyes just exploded.
I love ducks. I love, love, love ducks.

61 acelightning 11.22.07 at 9:55 am

I’ll bet he’s going to go teach all the baby turkeys how to quack, so that next year they, too, can say, “I am NOT A TURKEY! Quack, quack!”

Meanwhile, he is so adorable he just quacks me up.

62 Subhangi 11.22.07 at 10:49 am

Sabella – I hear it LOUD and CLEAR!

63 Holly 11.22.07 at 4:09 pm

One of the cutest ducklings I’ve seen if not the cutest. And he looks sooooo happy. I want to snuggle him and nuzzle him and love him!!!

64 lizzt 11.22.07 at 7:01 pm

OMG… the cutest thing… Don’t worry little guy, I don’t like poultry…

Is a part of his right foot (our left) missing?

65 FP 11.23.07 at 12:20 am

Soooo cute! :-P

66 Anne 11.23.07 at 4:25 am

I think the caption on this is just as cute as the picture: “I am hardly delectabuhls!” Looks like she’s smiling.

67 riolinda 11.23.07 at 6:43 am

OMG… sooo cute!! :)

68 sam 11.25.07 at 1:03 pm

i feel guilty.my girlfriend asked me what for thanksgiving. i told her no turky or ham. she made me duck merlot rubbed with orange marmalade. and it was wonderful. oh well my ducky was big and most likely lived a long productive life.until he was the taste party held in my mouth and for that he should be proud cause it was his,hers greatest gig

69 Angela 11.29.07 at 7:35 am

Sam it was big because they are forced to eat food that makes them too big too fast and FYI they are 3 months old when they are murdered… hardly a “long productive life.”

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