Waaaay too many joke possibilities

Look, these Christmas hedges come in their own stockings. They’re like, pre-packaged.

Apparently, that’s Mom hedge on the left, and her daughter on the right. Dainty paw-inheriter!


Hedgehogs, originally uploaded by Penelope’s Loom.

Shannon M., those hedges are redonk.

113 comments … read them below or add one

  1. kestrien says:

    OMG! It’s a prickly pair!

  2. Bluemenro says:

    Erm, are those, you know? Or do I need to get my head out of the gutter?

  3. BBM says:

    You found my slippers!

  4. Sarah K. says:

    I don’t get it.

  5. Carrie says:

    wow – they both seem to be smiling OR their skin is pulled back so hard from them being held like that!! LOL

    super cute – and I got the joke too.

  6. cindy says:

    OMG a hedgehog sack! or, a sack of hedgehogs?

  7. Flo says:

    Mrs. Tiggywinkle and her daughter! With little happy piggy faces. Too ka-yoot!

  8. demolitionwoman says:

    there needs to be a COXCU of those paws on the left, STAT! seriously.

  9. mel says:

    aw!!! I just melted. someone get a mop :)

  10. charliewabba says:

    smug hedgies

  11. Ann says:

    I just let out a rather audible “awwwwwwwwwn!” and squeal, to which the man replies “gee, I wonder what site you’re on.”

    Sarcasm. he has it.

  12. Beth says:

    Nibble nibble

  13. chanpon says:

    How can you not love them when they come so perfectly packaged.

  14. Rebecca S. says:

    OMG! I love these two… I want one for Christmas!!!

  15. ginger says:

    Lol….Bluemenro, I agree.

  16. strixus says:

    …. Thank you, I now have “I have a lovely bunch of coconuts” stuck in my head. Filthy mind.

  17. Momof2kitties says:

    Matchinks!

  18. Erica says:

    Hmmm…looks like it’s cold in there if i get the joke. ;-)

  19. snoopysnake says:

    “Why, you two look like sisters!”

  20. Lone says:

    Thee Council of the Prickle has adjourned. We’ll shall take a ten minute pause in the proceedings. Adieu
    *whisked away by man hand elevators.

  21. Silent Meow says:

    The perfect Holiday present, totally matching, and gift wrapped, too! Where can I buy this set?

  22. Kara says:

    I wish my hedgie was anywhere near that tolerant. He doesn’t like having his photo taken at all, much less in a cute pose. (He will crawl away under his ‘security blanket.’)

    Then again, I’ve been given to understand that females are generally friendlier than males, and my boy just hates everyone. Unless there’s food involved.

  23. Annie says:

    The girls look perky

  24. Esme says:

    I went to the site of the woman who took that photo, and all of her work is AMAZING. If ever I get married, I want her to do my wedding photos.

  25. Subhangi says:

    Does anyone think they look like they’re peeking out of twin nests?

  26. Subhangi says:

    They also look like … jackfruits. (Sorta) Yummy!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Jackfruit1.JPG

  27. melanie says:

    actually, the flickr caption says that it’s the mom on the right, not the left.

    but still cute!

  28. berthaslave says:

    To butcher an old classic…

    “the little girls don’t know, but the men understand.”

    We’re horrible. And this pic is deee-lightful.

  29. Heather says:

    …but the hovertext is the best part.

  30. anner says:

    they ARE grinning at the camera, right? it’s not just me?

  31. koko says:

    wow. they look like some adorable, hairy testicles. Does that work? : )

  32. Nakey says:

    Eeeks, snoopysnake is trying out a pick-up line on the prickly hedgehogs being held like a man-satchel!
    I am so cornfused. . .

  33. Mia says:

    Nooo! Cute hedgies should not be made to look like such a “sensitive” matter. Get it :D “sensitive.” I don’t know if that qualifies as a joke. Anywayssss, adorable hedgies. I would rather they place in a field of fluff though! Nasty humans.

  34. Hon Glad says:

    I think they must be like Velcro and the guy is separating them.

  35. tesstricks says:

    Hehe, they look like they’re showing off the manicures they got together at the local nail place.

  36. cheryl says:

    so cute! and matchinks manicures! i like the velcro suggestion.

  37. raemie says:

    Honey, these hedgehog mittens are darlingks. Aww, look how they grab my fingers with their little paws and gnaw on them contentedly. ee-ouch.

  38. Willow says:

    OMGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Oh My Goodness Gracious) That is the cutest thing EVER! Awwwwww…I want to cuddle them, but they’re prickly. :)

  39. acelightning says:

    “…The hedgehogs were hung by the chimney with care,
    In hopes that Saint Tiggywinkle soon would be there…”

  40. bookmonstercats says:

    I don’t get the joke…. on any level. This is adorable. Enough for me. I want them.

  41. edward says:

    I love hedgies. We have 2 or 3 in our garden…they really like cat food. They also like leftover pasts, but they just eat the cheese off of it. Lovelies.

  42. Linda says:

    Pretty guys… or girls…

  43. Rachel of Cyberia says:

    Those earrings will be perfect with my party dress!

  44. Theresa says:

    OMG, they are prickly and dangly like . . . a couple of prickly dangly things!

  45. Ryland says:

    Hedgticles!

  46. luvinmalssomuch says:

    Not just one but two hedges. I want! They are soooooo adorable.

  47. yankeebird says:

    LOL, koko! Way to help out those whose minds aren’t in the gutter (present company is excluded – my pervy mind was in the gutter before I even saw the post title).

  48. Mello says:

    “Hedgticles!”
    OMG I just pulled a muscle laughing.

    Never saw such a cute scrotum before.

  49. CB says:

    OMG! POPPLES!!1!1

  50. H_T says:

    BAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLSSS

  51. pyrit says:

    Dip them in chocolate!

  52. luvinmalssomuch says:

    I first looked at the pic and saw two cute lil hedgies and then I read these perv comments and looked back at the pic and there it was plain as day right before my eyes. Dangleberries

  53. liz says:

    thanks SOOOOO much for the “loverly bunch of coconuts” reference, cuz now i have that stupid song stuck in my head and i hate it when stuff gets stuck in there!
    ooooooo! danglin dingle-berrie matchinks twins! No way is that the mom- she looks so young and bee-you-tee-full!

  54. luvinmalssomuch says:

    Hoi’ve got a lo-ve-ly bunch o’ coconuts.
    There they are a-standin’ in a row.
    Big ones, small ones, some as big as yer ‘ead!
    Give ‘em a twist, a flick o’ the wrist,
    That’s what the showman said

  55. Jami says:

    Pervy indeed, but are most certainly cuter than the real thing!

  56. Carrie says:

    Hedgticles don’t have Nosicles! Or wait……..

  57. Ronja says:

    “So then I says to Mabel, I says…”

  58. Heather S. says:

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
    Yes I see it now… at first I was all “wha?” and then I looked for a moment and sure enough, there it is… hedgticles.

  59. luvinmalssomuch says:

    sorry guys but I agree much cuter.

  60. liz says:

    please note that we have not hear one single peep outta theo yet today.
    hmmm.

    I’m thinkin MATCHINKS and POCKET PETS !!

    AND AS MUCH AS I LOVES ME SOME HEDGTICLES. i would love to see some -
    OMG!!!! PONIES!1!

  61. Charlie says:

    The first comment is full of win xD I love the way their tiny paws are crossed at the front they are so tiny!

  62. Coco says:

    Soft-corn porn! Bet they would make the softest of kronschy treats too.

  63. violetgreen says:

    Funny…I’ve never felt like fondling hedgehogs before.

  64. LuvBJones says:

    BRISTLEBERRIES!

  65. Theresa says:

    Charlie, yes, gotta admit things got off to a rousing start. But what can you expect with such great raw material?

  66. Kiragirl says:

    oh me gawd

    wouldn’t want that prickly pear coming near me in the dark

  67. Theo says:

    Because it is Friday and I am a baaaad boy, I am fairly tempted to post another photo from the same Flickr contributer here on C.O. — with comments *disabled*…

    http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1375680585&context=set-72157601003891106&size=o

  68. luvinmalssomuch says:

    Oh there you are you dirty Teho you.

  69. Paunchie says:

    If a dude had THAT in his pants, would he see some action? Hm.

  70. Carrie says:

    OOOO I saw that last night and was thinking exactly the same thing Theo!

    Man – good thing they didn’t post THIS picture – whew.

  71. liz says:

    is that a sky divin yorkie or what!
    gee i hope he catches him.

  72. Carrie says:

    —————-
    oh me gawd

    wouldn’t want that prickly pear coming near me in the dark
    —————

    prickly “pair” ?

  73. Jen says:

    Do you think the photographer could procure a ferret, and lay him out above the hedgeticles?

    Sorry.

  74. Kiragirl says:

    Mello, gross, I don’t think there is a cute one.

    carrie: see:

    http://home.att.net/~larvalbugbio/pricklypear.html

    Jen, gross. LOL

  75. Kim Monique says:

    Is that the Dalai Lama holding the hedges? It looks like they’re being held by an older man wearing a burgundy gown …

  76. liz says:

    dalai lama would not hold hedgies in such a way.
    he would gently cradle them in the crook of his arm. and smile.

  77. Carrie says:

    Kira – your mind isn’t near close enough to the gutter yet… Here *shove* let me help you!

    tee heee heeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  78. Annie says:

    Liz this picture gives a whole new meaning to pocketpets and hedgticles. O-o

  79. liz says:

    annie-
    it does indeed.
    i think there should be a category of ‘so ugly its cute’ which both these hedgies and the things that we are all ELUDING to, could be a part.
    not that theres anything wrong with that.

  80. Wrench says:

    I am so, so glad I wasn’t the only one to think they looked like testiculars.

  81. Theo says:

    Liz — word choice again… “alluding to” eh?

  82. legalmom says:

    Theo— ‘Air Yorkie’? ;^)

    too cute…but id kill my hubby if he did that wiff the puppeh..

  83. liz says:

    ya i know.
    i started with it spelled like that , then i changed my mind and spelled it wrong.
    but, you know what i was alluding to , right? :)

  84. luvinmalssomuch says:

    Alright let’s be alittle more adult about this and just say what is on all are mines. These hedgies look like a ****blushing**** region that is below the belly button and above the knees. I can’t, I just can’t.

  85. Annie says:

    liz perhaps a mental twitch as your mind was elluding the picture ; )

  86. Theo says:

    Liz — I thought I did, but now your meaning’s eluding me.

  87. Theo says:

    jinx and stuff, Annie

  88. liz says:

    testicles.
    there i said it.
    and i spell-ed it write two.
    :)

  89. liz says:

    luvinz-
    these hedgies do not look like thighs! DUH!

  90. luvinmalssomuch says:

    {{{{bowing down}}}}}
    thanks liz I knew you could muster up the nerve.

    Do your ears hang low?
    Do they wabble to and fro?
    Can you tie ‘em in a knot?
    Can you tie ‘em in a bow?
    Can you throw ‘em o’er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
    Do your ears hang low?

  91. luvinmalssomuch says:

    bah ha ha liz!

  92. liz says:

    is that supposed to be ears?

  93. The Koala says:

    My rules for hedgticles remain the same…I ain’t lickin’ em unless you shave em!

  94. liz says:

    have mercy. rulez is rulez.

  95. Kiragirl says:

    Koala, BYOR.

  96. Kiragirl says:

    and, the next time I see a pair, if they have little handsies on ‘em, I gettin outta there!!

  97. luvinmalssomuch says:

    yes, I unlike alot of you pervs see things with rose colored glasses not x rated ones.
    Oh who the hell am I kidding.
    Keep those things away from me man.

  98. dude says:

    i think that just gave me a pain in the butt! oh gosh…BATHROOM BREAK!!!

  99. MMc says:

    Anywayyy… Back to the hedgehogs – very cute. I love that it looks like they’re smiling. And thanks Esme for mentioning her photostream–I just took a look, and it’s great.

  100. musicchick2 says:

    Adorable! And the prosh little crossed feeties! Squeeee!!!!!

  101. Faye says:

    Man, I had an acid dream like that once back in the 1960s. Far out!

  102. Faye says:

    However, I must say, that the smiles on my boyfriend’s testicles were not as cute as the smiles on this pair.

  103. Chastity says:

    I’m MELTING !!!

  104. DustPuppyOI says:
  105. The Koala says:

    Kiragirl…is that Bring Your Own Razor perchance?? lol…

  106. Joy says:

    Awww….. mom hedgie on right, paws crossed, reminds me so much of my first hedgie. He had much of the same mannerisms. Now I’m snuggling up with my Pumpkin the cranky hedgie.

  107. bianca says:

    matchinks! and causing me to be meltinks!

  108. Emma says:

    they look like balls

    cute prickly balls with precious hands and happy faces

    but balls nonetheless

  109. these things’ faces are creepy, not cute – this photo is beneath cuteoverload.com

  110. Theo says:

    You’ve had this sort of opinion before, CatsAndBeer. How’s that been working out for you?

  111. We call them like we see them – do you disagree?

    As for how it’s been working out …

    [URL nuked - Ed.]

  112. Theo says:

    Dude. You think you’re funny. And with the sort of audience you’re used to, over at your own blog, to *them* you probably are.

    This is not that audience, though. I suggest you try this place: http://justalittleguy.blogspot.com/

  113. my dude, all of the things you wrote are true, as are all the things I wrote – serendipity