Look at me! I’m soooo NOT a turkey!

Look! I am HARDLY delectabuhls!

I’m not even meaty! Do NOT confuse moi for a Turkey!!!

Not_a_turkey

Erin D., I think you better plump him up a bit for tomorrow….

69 comments … read them below or add one

  1. m says:

    look at his fashionable little feet and eye make-up!!!

  2. falnfenix says:

    oh gawd..the duckulence, it slays me!

  3. Rosa says:

    Is it guyliner: the next level?!?!

  4. pyrit says:

    There’s a twinkle of, “Neener-neener-neeener.” in teh duckie’s expression.

  5. Renae says:

    I disagree Senor Duckling, you are incredibly delectabuhls! I want to put you in my mouf! Don’t worry though, not for eating.

  6. Anne Boleyn says:

    No, but you could be mistaken for the first cousin of a shoulderless kidden.

  7. Melinda says:

    Beak!!!!!!!

  8. Theo says:

    Wow, check out the hodgepodge feets.

  9. DKN says:

    Do my eyes deceive moi…*adjusts glasses*…or does this leetle duckie have visible CHEEKS?

    Cuze moi while i….*splode*

  10. Too Late says:

    OMG! Duckie beakie leeps! The pink leeps!!! I’ve never seen that on a duckeh!

  11. Lizzums says:

    Maybe putting him in the dryer will fluff him quickly for tomorrow’s feast… then again, maybe not such a good idea. Better stick to real turkeys.

  12. Rosa says:

    Is it just me, or is this duckeh saying “You talkin’ to me?”

  13. luvinmalssomuch says:

    Yippee for Quacky Wacky Wednesday.

  14. Carrie says:

    GAH! I wub duckies!!!!

    I have duckies!!!!

    I wub duckies!!!!

  15. misscrisp says:

    That ducklingk sure has chic shoe/feets. Want!

  16. Argentee says:

    Tongue! I see duckie tongue!

    *splodes*

  17. chanpon says:

    Fuzzy head!!! Love that and I love little ducklings.

  18. StormCat says:

    This little Duckie is standing firmly on one footsie and lightly on the other, as if to say “I’m ready for my close-up”..

    What feathertude!!!

    P.S. I too love the widdle leeps!!!

  19. Mitsu says:

    How is it that little baby animals, and in particular duckies, always look so happy? That’s cute!

  20. harlemgrrl says:

    please note the key elements of a great look: simple and sweet makeup, barely there ensemble, something on the feet that shows pretty toesies.

    cutie mc glamourson!

  21. anner says:

    melinda, i think you mean, “bill!!!!!!!”

  22. Tricia Garrett says:

    Fancy feet!

  23. Sweetpea says:

    Fuzzy, happy, cheeky…
    This little fellow has perked up my dull dull day.

  24. jen says:

    eep! too cute!!!

  25. Kiragirl says:

    Now that’s a turduckin if I eva saw one.

  26. Nebulous says:

    N’AAAAAAAAW!
    Oh, what a cutie. I want to nibble on his webbingks. And rub him against my cheek and GOBBLE HIM UP. He’s absolutely precious. ^_^

  27. mervtheflamingo says:

    Tur-duck-hen *ahem* There shall be no tur-duck-hen

  28. Melinda says:

    Hmmm, anner. Maybe I do mean bill, but beak is sooo much cuter!!!! Pink beak!!!!!

  29. Theresa says:

    Cute feets, abundant flooff, BEF WITH eye-capsules, a little tongue, and abundant ‘tude!
    He’s got EVERYTHING!

  30. Lisa says:

    Au contraire…I think he is ENTIRELY edible! Nawm, nawm, nawn…

  31. tracyflick says:

    I ate it. I ate the baby duck.

  32. Momof2kitties says:

    I can has? Want!

  33. Cutles says:

    Reduckulous!

  34. Alice Shortcake says:

    PASS THE ORANGE SAUCE!*

    *just joking, folks

  35. M says:

    Nooooorsk, but if we stuffed you eenside de chicken eenside de turkeh, then delectabuls you could be…. mmm, terducken.

    (this from a vegatarian!)

  36. circuscake says:

    doesn’t he look like he’s singin’ a happy tune- while doin’ a little soft shoe with his feets…

  37. equus says:

    AHHH! The stripey feet! The delectabill! The EYELINER! The fuzzies!

    *muffled explosion is heard through the interwebs*

    kerplonk!

  38. Sabella says:

    I hear heem! I hear heem speaking in the voice of the duckling on Tom & Jerry cartoons! The squeaky/raspy little voice! Does anyone else hear eet?

  39. Jessica says:

    Someone has to figure out why it looks like he’s smiling! It’s not like his mouth curves up. Any takers???

  40. debg says:

    Sabella, isn’t it obvious? He’s happy he’s NOT A TURKEY.

  41. Charlie says:

    Hes all like HAI GUYZ he looks so happy just makes me smile sooo much.

  42. AJ says:

    AWWWW he is so cute. Just precious. You eat him, I kill you.

  43. trin says:

    Jessica, it’s the half open beak that reminds us of “doggie smiles” or even dolphins.

    and those feets is just prosh!

  44. Yitzysmommie says:

    This guy is PROSH!

  45. book_monstercats says:

    Meg. Noes, not as in the rollover. I shall eat heem in a duck butty – which means he weel survive.

  46. amaretto_bunny says:

    He looks so sweet! He definitely belongs in my mouf! =)

  47. Saint Stryfe says:

    Not a Turkey, but 1/3rd of a very tiny Turducken!

  48. Wendy says:

    AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

    Look at the little duck-a-tude!

  49. mike d says:

    that could be the kewlest non-kitteh-puppeh-bunneh dewd yet seen on CO.

  50. pansypoo says:

    watch out, they had ducks at my butcher.

  51. Longtail says:

    I want to teekle his feets!

  52. Brammimonde says:

    I’m having duck tomorrow, so I’m getting a kick out of these replies.

    You, senor ducklet, are the perfect size for my kitty.

    (Hooboy, I’m gonna get flogged by the Cuteologists for this one…)

  53. melch says:

    So delectuhbuhls! He’s like a little marshmallow peep!

  54. Nieva says:

    awwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!! look at that lil’ itty bitty. i want him. that is way tooo super cute!

  55. Argentee says:

    *reads the mouse over* Hrm… How to stuff a duck…
    *checks her cookbook* Says here… Fud him whatev he want.
    *peers closer* I think someone hamster has been altering my cookbooks. There are tiny pawprints in the margines…

  56. jenjen says:

    oh geez he’s like a little furry shmoo!

  57. Hon Glad says:

    Oh those Ducky flippers
    Oh those Ducky flippers
    Ducky flippers I’m gonna wear
    To walk the golden street.

  58. cassandra says:

    I am ded from uber cuteness.

  59. Christine H says:

    SO CUTE AND FLUFFY!

    (I’m so glad they’re not as cute once they’re grown up enough to eat…*hides from the vegetarians*)

  60. Nuri says:

    AAAAAAAHHHHH! Too cute, my eyes just exploded.
    I love ducks. I love, love, love ducks.

  61. acelightning says:

    I’ll bet he’s going to go teach all the baby turkeys how to quack, so that next year they, too, can say, “I am NOT A TURKEY! Quack, quack!”

    Meanwhile, he is so adorable he just quacks me up.

  62. Subhangi says:

    Sabella – I hear it LOUD and CLEAR!

  63. Holly says:

    One of the cutest ducklings I’ve seen if not the cutest. And he looks sooooo happy. I want to snuggle him and nuzzle him and love him!!!

  64. lizzt says:

    OMG… the cutest thing… Don’t worry little guy, I don’t like poultry…

    Is a part of his right foot (our left) missing?

  65. FP says:

    Soooo cute! :-P

  66. Anne says:

    I think the caption on this is just as cute as the picture: “I am hardly delectabuhls!” Looks like she’s smiling.

  67. riolinda says:

    OMG… sooo cute!! :)

  68. sam says:

    i feel guilty.my girlfriend asked me what for thanksgiving. i told her no turky or ham. she made me duck merlot rubbed with orange marmalade. and it was wonderful. oh well my ducky was big and most likely lived a long productive life.until he was the taste party held in my mouth and for that he should be proud cause it was his,hers greatest gig

  69. Angela says:

    Sam it was big because they are forced to eat food that makes them too big too fast and FYI they are 3 months old when they are murdered… hardly a “long productive life.”