Ryan Seacrest on a plate

Writes Sender Inner Hillary D.; “This my my dwarf hamster. His name is Ryan Seacrest and he is a tasty snack.”

Well obvy, Hillary.

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Hee! Pass the butter. Hamsters are nothing but butter-delivery vehicles anyway.

49 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Annie says:

    Such a mouthful of morsel

  2. BBM says:

    Ooooh Appetizer! Yummy – bring on more hammies!

  3. IHaveFurryChildren says:

    Quick, everyone call the number on the side of that pizza box! Let’s see if we can all get hammies delivered before they run out!

  4. Kiragirl says:

    green eggs ‘n ham

  5. shrews12001 says:

    So cute, though no hammie is that gay or annoying.

  6. Theresa says:

    Now now, Seacrest would be just as annoying if he were just like big, bearded, bonking, butch Oscar Wilde, the terror of the ladies. A hundred and fourteen illegitimate children, world heavyweight boxing champion and author of the bestselling pamphlet ‘Why I Like to Do It with Girls’– and Massingbird had him sent down for being a whoopsy.

  7. Theresa says:

    PS Delicious hammy!

  8. miette says:

    now everyone knows that the knife blade goes toward the plate. . .
    oh! a teensy, delicate bit o sweet! Tea, anyone?

  9. turkeylegsmom says:

    OMG I work for Pagliacci Pizza! We had to stop our Dwarf Hamster Pie tho, we kept running out of toppings.

  10. turkeylegsmom says:

    Or–our toppings kept running out on us. Whatever.

  11. Courtney says:

    Delicious! Oh, just one for me, I’m on a diet.

    (The rollover is cracking me up!)

  12. liz says:

    but do they go well with pizza?

  13. Manda says:

    LOL, Theresa :-D …”bein a Whoopsy” ;-p

    Hammie looks delectabuhls – like a chocolate scone. I shall dip heem in coffee and take a sweet neeble…

  14. luvinmalssomuch says:

    mmmmmwahhhh! delizioso!

  15. jen says:

    nice blackadder reference lol

    i prefer my hammies drizzled with melted cheese please. nibble nibble.

    what a cute little ball of fluff.

  16. Meatcup says:

    Ryan Squeequest!

  17. Diane says:

    Am I the only one who is impressed that Sender Inner sets out a full place setting for pizza?

  18. Kara says:

    Theresa … YOU SHOT MY SPECKLED JIM!!!

  19. liz says:

    diane-
    I was especially impressed that someone would actually SET A PLACE for delivery pizza.
    at our house, the BOX would’ve been half eaten by that time!

  20. Nice Christine says:

    Cuuuuuuuute hammie! I want to nibble on him.

    Shrews, be careful/respectful with your use of the word “gay.”

  21. Cody-kun says:

    Liz…she set it after she ordered ^.~ that way what you said COULD take place.

    meanwhile, I set a place for when I eat a bowl of cheese’n'chips soooo >.>

  22. mandykw says:

    HAHAHA Ryan Secrest might be the most hilarious pet name ever

  23. Cody-kun says:

    ph yeah….,.and that Hamster is teh cutestnesslyness ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    except for my two dwarfs

  24. Ann says:

    My my, he looks DELISH!

    I shall sprinkle some paprika on him …

    OH WHO AM I KIDDING!!!!!

    *nuzzle nuzzle nuzzle* HE’S TOO CUTE!

  25. Mimi says:

    Hillary, you did not name your hammie Ryan Seacrest! I think I fell off my chair laughing!

  26. demo says:

    Hey! This sender-inner is from the Seattle area – I’d recognize that pizza box o’yumminess anywhere!

    I never thought of having a hamsetizer before my pizza.

  27. Theresa says:

    Kara, tally-ho, with a bing and a bong and a buzz-buzz-buzz!

  28. berthaslave says:

    There are lots of interesting celebrity names for Hamsters, but I’ll let those jokes fester in your imagination.

    Put some pineapple on the plate and you’ve got a nice Hawaiian pizza w/ the ham.

  29. Wbirdie says:

    Where are the green eggs?:D

  30. e-beth says:

    miette-yes about the knife blade, and ALSO the pointy side of the napkin should be pointing to the left. If yer going to do eet, do eet right.

  31. MaliceAlice says:

    Yay! Always so nice to see other people from Seattle that are addicted to teh Qte! And props on getting the best pizza in town. I’m out in Hawaii for college right now and their idea of decent pizza is Papa Johns. I wish I could make my font all green and melty to accurately display my distaste. :) They don’t even have goat cheese as a topping option! So uncivilized!

  32. DKN says:

    LOL at the Hover text! Nice!

  33. tesstricks says:

    Ryan Seacrest is this decade’s Carson Daly. He is a tool.

    The human, not the ham. :]

  34. Sweetdoggie says:

    In Ecuador, they eat Guinea Pigs. I guess this little guy could be desert.

  35. SPB says:

    I know I must live in a cave, but I am not familiar with Ryan Seacrest. If he is at all gay and/or annoying then I suppose shrews12001′s comment would be valid. And of course no hammie would be gay or annoying. Well… sometimes annoying, specially when I forget to oil their wheel. But never gay. Well… sometimes when they are annoyed with me for separating the girls from boys… or they just wanna, you know, have some fun or maybe play leap-frog or somethin. But I digress

    Cute picture.

  36. DLT says:

    [um...dwarf hamster? aren't they already, you know, pretty small?]

  37. Steph says:

    Look at how shiny his fur is. He MUST be using pantene pro-v!!!

  38. Subhangi says:

    *SNORGLE*

  39. Elizabeth says:

    Oh my goodness, I work at Pagliacci’s too, turkeylegsmom!

  40. Hon Glad says:

    The table cloth looks a bit 70′s.

  41. darkshines says:

    I want to cute heeem in harf. I tink jelly beans would pour out, each bna stransforming into a tiny hammie clone…..

    Can it be meds teim nao?

  42. Yubi Shines says:

    I swear, the first pair of hamsters I had was a gay couple. Two males* living in one cage for years, no conflict, no female mates.

    In fact, this ham looks a lot like Brownie did. HMMM.

    * Brownie and Goldie. I had no talent at naming anything at that age. If I kept hamsters today, I’d probably name them Baron Whiskencrantz or something equally idiotic.

  43. luvinmalssomuch says:

    ‘Joey! Joey! get back in here and clean your plate young man. No TV for you tonight mister until you eat every last morsel.’

  44. Eater of Shades says:

    mmmm… dwarf hamster
    nom nom nom nom nom

  45. LinguaMorta says:

    We all love, rodents, right? Cute photo, but- you *did* get a clean plate then, right?

  46. snoopysnake says:

    I’ll bet Simon Cowell is royally tiffed that you did not name the hamster after him! Ryan Seacrest (the hamster, natch) rocks!

  47. SPB says:

    Yubi… did you have dwarf hamsters? Cause if you did, dwarfs live in colonies in the wild unlike their larger hammie cousins (Syrians). Big ole families all living together in one place. So you never know, they coulda just been pals.

  48. Hillary says:

    Ah! I didn’t see this photo till now! That’s my ham. I did notice after the fact the incorrect napkin and knife placement…unfortunately Little Seacrest is hard to capture still, so I had to work fast.

  49. landis says:

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