Pssst. Psst! What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

by Meg on October 4, 2007

‘make me one with everything!!!’ [snicker]

Looooooong_puppeh

I can’t believe you made a joke like that, Cheryl E.

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1 Karen in Toronto 10.04.07 at 4:36 pm

I koan’t believe you posted this.

2 Ashley 10.04.07 at 4:36 pm

Yeee! Daschund!
*Keels over*

3 ceejoe 10.04.07 at 4:38 pm

So the hotdog vendor gives the Buddhist his hotdog,
the Buddhist gives him a $10 bill,
but the hotdog vendor doesn’t give the Buddhist any change back.
So the Buddhist says, “Hey where’s my change???”
The hotdog vendor says, … wait for it…
“Change must come from within.”

4 Sabrina 10.04.07 at 4:39 pm

What a pretty coat on his pudgy tubs!

5 Kyle in VA 10.04.07 at 4:39 pm

The vendor gives him the hot dog, at which point the monk asks, “Hey, where’s my change?”

To which the vendor replies:
“Change must come from within.”

6 M. V. 10.04.07 at 4:40 pm

I can even rely on this site for horribly good jokes, too! Dang…

7 JT 10.04.07 at 4:40 pm

hahahaha ceejoe, good one.

8 Kyle in VA 10.04.07 at 4:40 pm

Dangit, ceejoe beat me to it by mere seconds.

9 ceejoe 10.04.07 at 4:41 pm

lol, Kyle – I was typin’ fast!!

10 Theo 10.04.07 at 4:41 pm

CeeJoe and Kyle —
[ahem]
JINX!

11 Theo 10.04.07 at 4:42 pm

aw dangit, I can’t even get a decent jinx today…

12 Sean 10.04.07 at 4:42 pm

Aww…he’s got a bobo like in the PetSmart commercial!

13 jess e. 10.04.07 at 5:02 pm

I call matchinks!

14 jen 10.04.07 at 5:02 pm

i want to replace all my draft stoppers with dachshunds!!

15 liz 10.04.07 at 5:16 pm

that’s sweet.
he loves his bobo
my pommie has a few bobo’s and she loves to carry them around the house and poke me in the ankle with them.
this lil pupper has the nicest shiny coat, and such a sweet face.
Oh! Jen- they also have big versions of these at petco and they would make GREAT draft stoppers! (unless your dog drags them away of course)

16 berthaslave 10.04.07 at 5:21 pm

Well, we all need a little bobolovin now and zen.

17 HonorH 10.04.07 at 5:23 pm

Buddy and Bobo! They’re my favoritest PetSmart commercial ever.

18 Kara 10.04.07 at 5:27 pm

I second the matchingks!

19 Annie 10.04.07 at 5:32 pm

Oh Definatly MATCHINKS.

And Bobo and Buddy. ; ) I love that commercial it makes me smile everytime I see it. Just like this picture did.

20 liz 10.04.07 at 5:38 pm

but what about when the vicious owner-woman steals buddies bobo while hes snoozin on the bed! and throws it in the trash! (brings a tear to my eye every time)
I have had to toss favorite toys of my dogs when they became too damaged/choking hazard, then to watch her go around the house looking for it! OMG! breaks my heart!!!

21 Trinketsmom 10.04.07 at 5:40 pm

::snort::guffaw:: Gee, adorable critters AND humor!

[That's how we roll, TMom! - Ed.]

22 book_monstercats 10.04.07 at 5:42 pm

A dachsie called Max came to sit in my lap at a BBQ in Scotland. He was a solid tube of muscle with paws and ears. An hour or so later, I was found, pinned, with Max in my lap, hungry and cold. it was MAHVELLOUS dahlinks. PS He later flew across the channel in a microlight with his owners. Cue daschie with flying goggles and helmet. Too prosh.

23 Theo 10.04.07 at 5:51 pm

BookMonster: photos. We need PHOTOS. Or video, if you’ve got it.

24 Space Cowgirl 10.04.07 at 5:54 pm

Bwah! I’d heard the first joke, but not the addendum. Brilliant.

It was a veggie dog though, hmm?

25 Golden 10.04.07 at 5:56 pm

Look at his little back legs! How the folds of skin almost cover up his feets.. Pants!

26 NYgirly 10.04.07 at 5:57 pm

yayyyyyyy weeniesssssss!

me? partial to weenies?
nevah!
*scoots her two mini dachshunds behind her back with left foot*

[shameless dachsie owner plugs--molly: http://www.dogster.com/dogs/309056 and oscar: 27 srah 10.04.07 at 5:58 pm

Yay Bobo!

28 NYgirly 10.04.07 at 5:58 pm

‘V’x===x– WeENiEs –x===x’V’

29 bugmom 10.04.07 at 6:02 pm

Weeniepants!!!!! Squee!! Love it!

NY Girly, Molly is presh, but Oscar isn’t there :(

30 Juniper Jupiter 10.04.07 at 6:26 pm

Glad to see I’m not the only one to think of Buddy and Bobo! That was one of my favorite commercials…next to the vacuum cleaner one…”Slight shedding problem?”…

But this weiner reminds me of my sister’s Dax…more like a Bratwurst, lol! Maybe it’s just the way she’s layin’…cute pup!

31 Jimbeaux 10.04.07 at 6:34 pm

Seeing this picture made me feel like a cowboy.

That’s right. I wanna get a long little doggie! :)

32 Michele 10.04.07 at 6:36 pm

The cubbiness factor is killin me. Must…snuggle…now…can’t stop self…

33 RevWaldo 10.04.07 at 6:49 pm

Argh! You beat me to making that joke Jimbeaux :)

34 Manda 10.04.07 at 6:54 pm

*snickers at Jimbeaux*
Good one!!

35 Pheas 10.04.07 at 6:56 pm

We found a graduate Bobo to use as a prize at our back-to-school wiener meetup:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/8978174@N02/1419190935/in/set-72157602113119047/

Our wienerboy Preston, in his back-to-school bandanna:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/8978174@N02/1419058773/in/set-72157602113119047/

36 NYgirly 10.04.07 at 7:47 pm
37 bugmom 10.04.07 at 7:57 pm

NYgirly:

What a sweet lookin pair!!! The stretchedness of them boggles the mind! o-0

38 NYgirly 10.04.07 at 9:18 pm

tanx bugmom

dere mah beebies :D

39 pugmamatimestwo 10.04.07 at 9:56 pm

love the symmetri-ocity going here. red dachsies are soooo pretty!

40 Wendy 10.04.07 at 10:19 pm

awwwwww…my doggies have the same toy in green!

41 paz 10.05.07 at 12:17 am

XD
love the dog(s)!!
love the joke!!

42 leah 10.05.07 at 12:49 am

And then… (sniff)… the man at the petsmart said “where’s Bobo?” AND THEN.. (tear) THEY GOT HIM A NEW BOBO!!!!!!!

i cried so much trying to explain that commercial to my husband that he thought i might be pregnant.

43 Anon 10.05.07 at 1:38 am

Get a looong little doggie…

44 Lizzy 10.05.07 at 6:27 am

…I saw this post like 12 hours ago…

I just got the Buddhist joke.

o_O

45 J. Bo 10.05.07 at 10:34 am

Ladies and gentlemans, we have a wiener!

46 krgirl27 10.05.07 at 1:22 pm

these pups have been here before. i love ‘em, i have the first debut saved on my background.

47 peacebang 10.05.07 at 4:04 pm

OMG. Mr. McSmoothenstein!! My grandmother and grandfather always had dachsies named “Zipper.” Zipper I, Zipper II, etc. Those are some seriously velvety ears for snorgling.

48 Katina 10.05.07 at 4:39 pm

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1UoR3jwgpU8

In case anyone loves doxies as much as I do and wants to see the Petsmart commercial!

49 Yitzysmommie 10.05.07 at 5:29 pm

PSSST Lizzy (shifty eyes):
Moi too. Took me forevers to get it (smacks self in head). Glad I’m not the only one.

50 actionbastard 10.05.07 at 9:52 pm

your blog sucks.
All your pictures are fugly.

51 Theo 10.05.07 at 10:04 pm

Hehe. Troll! How quaint.
Awwwwwwwwwwnh.

52 Pheas 10.05.07 at 10:22 pm

Katina — thank you. Best commercial EVAR. EVAR!

53 Anne 10.06.07 at 2:28 pm

Awww, Best Buddies! Hard to get both of them in one picture, tho. Usually you see dachshunds in hot dog rolls. Nice to see something different!

54 lurkingsmirk 10.06.07 at 6:00 pm

All I can add to the comments is that in the petsmart commercial, the actor is one of the original power rangers 0_o so when I saw it I went from awwww to OMG it’s the black ranger! I mean, he really was the black power ranger…

55 Lizzy 10.07.07 at 9:37 pm

LurkingS – I noticed that too! It’s good to see that Zach (dunno his real name) is still working, unlike the other Power Rangers who seem to have fallen off the face of the earth.

56 Subhangi 10.10.07 at 3:36 am

LOL!

I love this site.

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