I shall outwit you with my Karate pose!

by Meg on October 30, 2007

[Insert Mr. Miyagi joke here]

Funny J., excellent select-shons. WAX ON WAX OFF <–sorry, slipped out

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The Karate Cat
10.30.07 at 1:35 pm

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1 M. 10.30.07 at 1:39 pm

POUNCE.

2 M. 10.30.07 at 1:41 pm

“And on General Hospital… a powerful man out of control… I’ll KEEL YOU!”

3 WannaSmile 10.30.07 at 1:42 pm

That poor kitteh…he knew what was comin’.

4 weensicka 10.30.07 at 1:44 pm

OMG, I tewtally thought the Daniel-san kitteh was fake, like an Aibo kitteh! Amazing!

5 luvinmalssomuch 10.30.07 at 1:53 pm

Little kitty with dangling paw is soooo cute and knows he is in for it. I think the cat on the right just wanted to hold hands.

6 jen 10.30.07 at 1:55 pm

wash on
wax off
wash on
wax off

7 Bowmore 10.30.07 at 1:55 pm

It was the WHUMP at the end when they fell off the couch that made it for me.

8 RevWaldo 10.30.07 at 1:57 pm

Took my money, you got my honey
Don’t want me to see what you doing to me
I got can get back
I gotta deal with you!
Gotta deal with it!
Gotta deal with it!
Hey let me tell ya!!
Get down with my woman, that ain’t right!
You hollarin’ and cussin’, you wanna fight!!
Looka here, don’t do me no darn favor,
I don’t know karate, but I know KA-RAZY!!!!”
(yes we do!!)

9 ceejoe 10.30.07 at 1:59 pm

lol, that is way cute…
love the haircuts too!

10 jen 10.30.07 at 2:01 pm

does she look like a furry praying mantis or is it just me?

11 darkshines 10.30.07 at 2:05 pm

Posing cat: FIGHT *assumes pose*
Tail flicking cat: Ok then! Um, whats with the pose?
*Posing cat continues to pose in silence*
Flicking cat: No seriously dude, whats with this paw thing? *bats at offending paw* Ok, you’re just freaking me out now. Seriously. Your mind tricks won’t work….
*posing cat continues posing*
Flicking cat: THATS IT! *leaps*

12 aimless 10.30.07 at 2:05 pm

That ain’t Karate. It’s sumo, everybody knows that.

13 chet's momma 10.30.07 at 2:09 pm

“my staringks did not work as planned….oh noessssssssss!”

*thump*

14 chet's momma 10.30.07 at 2:09 pm

“my staringks did not work as planned….oh noessssssssss!”

*thump*

15 chet's momma 10.30.07 at 2:09 pm

“my staringks did not work as planned….oh noessssssssss!”

*thump*

16 chet's momma 10.30.07 at 2:09 pm

“my staringks did not work as planned….oh noessssssssss!”

*thump*

17 chet's momma 10.30.07 at 2:09 pm

“my staringks did not work as planned….oh noessssssssss!”

*thump*

18 chet's momma 10.30.07 at 2:09 pm

“my staringks did not work as planned….oh noessssssssss!”

*thump*

19 Rosalynde 10.30.07 at 2:11 pm

Cats . . . they’re so goofy.

20 Lindsay 10.30.07 at 2:12 pm

Ummmm, that danglypaw creature is definitely some sort of Star Wars alien kitty. I love the look on her face when she gets tackled.

21 Megan 10.30.07 at 2:14 pm

what kind of kitty is that!?!!

22 Squirrelly 10.30.07 at 2:16 pm

I thought the still cat was a toy at first!

23 anner 10.30.07 at 2:21 pm

wow. that movie had EVERYTHING!

24 luvinmalssomuch 10.30.07 at 2:25 pm

Oh-ho-ho-ho
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Oh-ho-ho-ho

Everybody was kung fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lighting
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing….

25 Ray 10.30.07 at 2:30 pm

takedown! 3 points.

26 Kal 10.30.07 at 2:32 pm

Cat on the right: “What are you doing…quit that…quit it…I SHALL MAKE YOU STOP THAT FREAKY THING!”

27 JT 10.30.07 at 2:37 pm

hahahahahahahaha *snorts* LOVE IT

Wash on, wax off dude!

28 luvinmalssomuch 10.30.07 at 2:56 pm

What is the meaning of Wax On Wax Off. Never heard of such.

29 Emi 10.30.07 at 3:04 pm

Hee hee, that takedown at the end! I just adopted two boys and they do that all the time.

30 luscher 10.30.07 at 3:06 pm

cat-a-tonic or cat-ra-te ?

31 Mel 10.30.07 at 3:08 pm

WHAT KIND OF CATS ARE THOSE???

32 Laura M. 10.30.07 at 3:10 pm

I love how everyone totally thought the Karate Kidd(tt)ie was fake! I did too!

I love it.

33 sravana 10.30.07 at 3:18 pm

The WHOMP at the end did it for me, too.

Kittehs are so strange…

34 Tymell 10.30.07 at 3:32 pm

Check the expression on left kitty’s face when he gets glomped. Absolutely priceless, you can -see- the open-mouthed, wide-eyed shock.
Right kitty: “Oh to hell with it: I love you, now kiss me you mad fool!”

35 lesliefay 10.30.07 at 3:32 pm

omg. I actually laughed out loud! that was amazing

36 Rafael 10.30.07 at 3:41 pm

Small kittie: “My kung fu is strong!”

Big K:”Stop that, your freaking me out!”

Small k: “Marvel at my power!”

Big k:”Power, pffft! Your just standing there.”

Small k:”I am invincible!”

Big k:”Ok, thats it, your going down…WHAM!”

Small k: “I HAVE THE POWER!!!!”

37 jen 10.30.07 at 3:43 pm

the look on Daniel San kittys face when he gets jumped is **priceless** I screen capped it and put it on my desktop…ROFL thanks for the laugh!!!!

38 Ender 10.30.07 at 3:44 pm

Hahahahahahahaahhahaa!

That made my morning. Pets are so funny.

39 BenPanced 10.30.07 at 3:45 pm

Left kitteh: “Pullz mah fingur.”

Right kitteh: “U no gotz fingurz.”

Left kitteh: “Shakez pawz, den.”

Right kitteh shakez pawz wif Left kitteh.

Left kitteh: “Pullz mah fingur.”

Right kitteh: “I HATEZ U SO MUCH!”

*tackle*

40 cyberpunkgrrl 10.30.07 at 3:47 pm

That is the funniest thing i’ve seen in *ages*… I thought the one on the left was a stuffed toy at first! The facial expression when they fall off at the end is priceless XD

41 cyberpunkgrrl 10.30.07 at 3:49 pm

That is the funniest thing i’ve seen in *ages*… I thought the one on the left was a stuffed toy at first! The facial expression when they fall off at the end is priceless XD

42 Kiddo 10.30.07 at 3:51 pm

I thought the one on the left was stuffed too! Then it moved! I love the solution of the one on the right… “I cannot get past your moves, ninjitsu-master. So I shall… TACKLE YOU OFF THE SOFA!”

43 verily 10.30.07 at 3:53 pm

Megan, I believe they are a Himalayan and Persian, just shaved.

44 Nienna 10.30.07 at 3:58 pm

I feel like the Ka-rah-tay kitty is standing that way to annoy the non-ka-rah-tay kitty. The non-ka-rah-tay kitteh is just like: “What are you doing there? No seriously stop it. No, stop it. ARGH THAT’S IT!”

45 liz 10.30.07 at 4:00 pm

ok
who let the three year old use the shaver on the cats?
those are some funky-do’s.
and the WHAP! at the end, obviously wood floors, always detrimental to the kitties when falling from great heights. hope the smart ass himalayan learned its lesson.

46 ceejoe 10.30.07 at 4:16 pm

luvinmalssomuch – “wax on wax off” is from the movie, Karate Kid. Mr. Miyagi (sp?) used it to teach Daniel-san the fine art of patience…

47 Wendy 10.30.07 at 4:16 pm

OH!

MY!

That is HILARIOUS!

48 Babs 10.30.07 at 4:34 pm

Oh, cats. You do bring the funneh.

49 bugmom 10.30.07 at 4:39 pm

OMG!!! This made me laugh my butt off!!!!

50 Fegli 10.30.07 at 4:39 pm

Ahaha the pounce at the end! Loves it!

I had no idea the kitteh on the left was real. I thought it was some weird posing doll.

51 NYgirly 10.30.07 at 4:42 pm

wow–thought the kitteh on the left was stuffed o_0

the tackle was cute!

52 Mrs Fonebone 10.30.07 at 4:45 pm

I found this on YouTube some months ago and had to email the original poster to find out who these kittehs were–the big one is a rag doll & little one a chinchilla. She posted a couple of other ones of these babies.

53 Annie 10.30.07 at 4:59 pm

Darkshines, Bwahahahaha. TOo Funny.

54 HvsL 10.30.07 at 5:02 pm

Ok, I know it’s been said, but Daniel-sans face whenhe gets jumped.. .. OOOOOHHH thats the best part. “wtf? No!! this is Karate, not sumo!!! I can’t lose again!”

55 berthaslave 10.30.07 at 5:11 pm

I love how for cats sometimes time just freezes and they get stuck in this eternal present, regardless of what they are doing. Might be napping, might be staring at you, might be posing like a cuddly praying mantis and taunting a fellow feline. LOVE the comments everyone, espech the fake dialogues.

This also reminds me of one of those stupid “games” where you try to slap another person’s hands for no reason.

56 Zexifreshnerizzle 10.30.07 at 5:21 pm

OMG those kitties are MUPPETS! M’na m’na (doot dooooo dee doo doo)!!!

57 Mia 10.30.07 at 5:38 pm

T_T I love his last desperate look at the world above the sofa before they went down.

58 ooh aah hmm 10.30.07 at 5:40 pm

I love how in the midst of battle NormalCat was like, “At least put that thing down. You look ridiculous.”

59 CaroL 10.30.07 at 6:10 pm

I love the “Oh boy, here we go” expression on the face of the cat of the left as they both fall off the couch!

60 Jennifer/The Word Cellar 10.30.07 at 6:26 pm

What happened to this video? I clicked play and got a message that it’s no longer available. I’m bummed.

61 Jennifer/The Word Cellar 10.30.07 at 6:27 pm

Okay, never mind. It’s working now. wtf?

62 moths_are_scary 10.30.07 at 6:48 pm

i totally didn’t even notice the expression of the left cat until i read all of your comments…i went back to re-watch it…this movie just made my year!!!

63 Alice Shortcake 10.30.07 at 6:54 pm

Hilarious. Not only does a scruffy toy cat come to life before your very eyes, it’s expression as it disappears behind the sofa is a classic…

64 H 10.30.07 at 7:07 pm

I loves me some shaved kitty flesh, feels just like velvet!

65 Michelle 10.30.07 at 7:15 pm

I’ve never seen a funnier expression. For a brief moment, a look of utter disbelief and indignation flashed across his face.

I saw that look one time before when my cat jumped onto a narrow windowsill, bounced off the glass and slid slowwwly off, clawing at the sill desperately. He had this determined look on his face until he noticed me inside, watching while he struggled to gain some cat composure. When he saw me, his face just sagged in abject humiliation and he surrendered to gravity.

66 kel13123 10.30.07 at 7:17 pm

take a look at the vid at the bottom of this one titled karate cat…it’s hilarious for an eight second video, and his meow is so sweet before the attack. all cats are actually ninjas, i’m telling you…

67 crackjob 10.30.07 at 7:18 pm

Hee!! Oh, cats…

I wondered if the one on the right was a Balinese maybe? It didn’t look like it had a squished Himalayan face…

Anyhoo.

68 Ani 10.30.07 at 7:23 pm

Cats are great!

69 Ani 10.30.07 at 7:24 pm

Cats are wonderful animals, like much more than humans (n_n)

70 claudia 10.30.07 at 7:45 pm

OMG I didn’t see that fall coming at the end LMAO

71 Monica 10.30.07 at 8:01 pm

Holy surprise ending batman!! What funny cats!

72 Redzilla 10.30.07 at 8:28 pm

At the beginning, I thought little cat was getting ready to give big cat the Dreaded Zombie Hand Treatment, and that’s why big cat was trying to bat the paw down. Guess not.

73 Jwlls 10.30.07 at 8:31 pm

I was WONDERING if that cat on the left was real!!!! LOOK AT HIM!!!

74 Hon Glad 10.30.07 at 8:38 pm

This engendered one of my first lmao’s. I use the annoy the f**k out of them technique, perhaps that’s why I end up on the floor most times.
Actually what we don’t see is that when they land, Kung Fu Kitty, using the back legs, hefts bully boy into an awaiting box, which is put into the trash and now the run of the house is his, as bully boy looks fallornly from the back of the trash cart.

75 michii 10.30.07 at 8:40 pm

I’ve been fooled! I thought the kitty on the left was fake! but it was REEEAL!

76 TexIrishRose 10.30.07 at 8:42 pm

Such a cat thing to do. No mistaking those two for dogs, no sir.

^,,^

77 Deanna 10.30.07 at 8:50 pm

Cute cats, bad haircuts.

78 Brammi 10.30.07 at 9:06 pm

Dude.

I jumped when the other McCattersons attacked– I tewtally thought it was just a stuffed critter. :o

79 looloopoo 10.30.07 at 9:11 pm

what a priceless expression.

“ahmigawd is this rilly happening??!”*THUD*

80 Merri 10.30.07 at 9:16 pm

The thud at the end made me LOL..I am so glad everyone else went home! “Wax on – Wax off” is also from the movie “Dogma” for all of you Kevin Smith fans!

81 pookiepuff 10.30.07 at 10:01 pm

hehehehehe! You silly kitty on the left! Keep your paw down! It’s just too cute if you keep it up! You deserve tacklings then snorgles for being so cute and silly!

82 GoranG 10.30.07 at 10:28 pm
83 Argentee 10.30.07 at 10:44 pm

The link is no longer available! I missed it! :(

84 Darcy 10.30.07 at 10:47 pm

LOVE LOVE LOVE

85 aware 10.30.07 at 11:31 pm

why do both cats look like they’re wearing tight t-shirts? squiks me out a little.

86 memyselfni 10.30.07 at 11:59 pm

wha’ happen to the video? its not working! :(

87 Aunty-G 10.31.07 at 12:48 am

MoooOOOOommmm. He’s staring at me agaiiian.
Hi LOL ri us

88 mike d 10.31.07 at 1:08 am

If done right, no can defend.

89 beth 10.31.07 at 3:28 am

Is the kitteh fake or not??

90 M 10.31.07 at 9:09 am

cat on left=roboplushie kitty

91 Barbarella 10.31.07 at 10:07 am

OMG, sooo funny. The left kitty´s FACE at the end. The SHOCK! The HORROR! LOLOLOL

92 silly 10.31.07 at 10:33 am

am addicted to facial expression of kitty at the end… sums up my whole existence

93 jess 10.31.07 at 10:59 am

I think they’re dazed… because they’ve obviously been run over by a FLOWBEE LAWN MOWER!!

94 Subhangi 10.31.07 at 12:44 pm

Dude, they’re loaded on catnip! BWHAHAHAHA.

95 Sven 10.31.07 at 1:28 pm

What a shocker that there is daytime TV ads going on in the back ground.

96 charliewabba 10.31.07 at 2:13 pm

Little kitty: What is the sound of one paw flapping?
Big kitty: Huh?
LK: What is the sound of one paw flapping?
BK:????
LK:……
BK: dunno. Lemme flap it. It diddin make a noise.
LK: What is the sound of one paw..
BK: arrrrggggghhhhh!
LK:whuh?
*klunk*

97 Candace 10.31.07 at 7:03 pm

Can’t look away! Must watch over and over!

98 Layla42 10.31.07 at 10:37 pm

Ah yes.. ours will do something similar. We call it the “I’m not touching you” game.
-Light paw bat, follwed by a halfhearted chomp at the offending foot *repeat*.
But it was always light and slow like these two.

The takedown was priceless!!

99 hop 10.31.07 at 11:56 pm

THE funniest I have ever seen. Ever. Transcends

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