There once was a kitteh named Bianca,
Respectable, manicured and blanca.
Suddenly; a great thirst,
la toilette she tried first
she gulped, ah, all the fresh agua!
I hope your family is not scarred for life, Mary L. [shaking head in disgust]
The Downfall of Princess Bianca Merriweather Juno Kinsolving Leigh kitteh
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cute kitty – filthy rotten bathroom!!!
I love the dangling back paws!
I would have to said something about the horrible hangover bianca was suffering from.
Clearly this kitteh needs rehab. *tsk tsk*
eau my gahhd…
It actually looks like poor Bianca-kitteh had a few too many margaritas…
…she and I would be such great roommates.
FLUFFTOCKS!!
oh my god… is that seriously the cat’s name!? that has to be the best cat name i’ve ever heard in my entire life… and possibly several previous lives!!!! well, except maybe my friend’s cat, Miss Buffy Anne Perfect Kitty Fantastico.
also, seconding love of dangling back paws…. lolol!!!! XD also loving the floof spread …kitty is a different shape now! hahah!
what a vedy,vedy pink nose!!!!!!
That cat is sooo flat.
Makes me wants a cat skin hat. Faux of coarse….
OK, this picture is just KILLING me.
I love the dangling back paws – little addict!
Great name too!
Oh, Come on peeps! We’ve ALL been here, but hopefully no pics to prove it!
A Royal Flush! Princess kitty wins the pot.
[Oooog... - Ed.]
Okay…now everyone at work thinks I’m insane for laughing at my desk.
Thanks CO, you made my Thursday.
Also, cat name submishe: I call my bebeh Queen Cleopatra, Pharoah of Denial, Grand High Sovereign of All Wee Sleekit Cowerin’ Timorous Beasties. (She’s a kickass mouser.)
Oh dear…how indelicate. Really, Princess Bianca!
“Oh Tynsdale, really, how can you look at me that way darling, when you know how fond I am of Mello Yello.”
Looks like this little princess needs some ‘Hair of the Dog’
Damned paparazzi … LEAVE BIANCA ALONE!! *SOB*
What a pretteh kitteh! Kitteh.. u no have to be bulleemik. Dat all fur, not fat.
Aha, that’s so funny…especially with the dangling back paws XD!
So distinguished!
Some say it, Bee-yonka,
Like a honkytonkah
Some say it, Bee-yanka
Like a…um …septic tankah
Her beauty and fame took a spiral downfall. Career just flushed down the toilet. Poor Britney, I mean poor kitty.
That kitty is absolutely georgeous….the bathroom on the otherhand….not so much.
I’m sorry to report that Miss Huggums has been caught in similar situations!
Paparrazi — lol! Indeed, the indignity of it all — with Her Highness definitely not at her best!
Love the long pedigree name, too. One of mine is Czarina Sabrina Catarina (a black cat, of course, suitable for hanging out with witches). When she hears her full name she generally knows there’s trouble brewing . . .
lol, I love how she’s all squooooshed flat…
Looks like it was a rough night in Jerico
I think what really made her sick was licking the bathroom floor. Ickypoos
O.M.G. best scroll down evah!
The bathroom isn’t that dirty, folks; just needs a coat of paint on the moldings.
OMIGOD, I have the male version of this kitteh, named Zack. Looks exactly like her, just a bit manlier! He does that sack-of-meal drape thing, too. I wonder if it’s genetic to this type ‘o kitteh, to be a sack of meal?
Anybody know if this is a Turkish Van? I am actually considering adopting one just because of their proclivity for water. The woman at the rescue said that they are known to tear out of the house and are found swimming in neighbors pools, etc. Maybe our Bianca is a water ballerina?
Thats one flat kitteh!
quick- get a tire pump, somebody let the air out of miss bianca- she’s all deflated on the toilet seat like a sad baloon…
OMG, at first I thought it was one of those awful fuzzy toilet seat covers! Our baby tux girl is Precious Princess Petite Pearlette Perfect Purrfurpants. AKA Mitzi.
Laughing SO HARD at this!
The kitteh’s name reminded me of the Peculiar Aristocratic Title generator
http://www.masquerademaskarts.com/memes/peculiartitle.php
Entering my Georgie-cat’s name he became:
Bishop Lord George the Indefensible of Old Yarkhillshire
My rats were called Wesley Presley Afro Freckles, and Errol Paleface Champagne!
She looks like a MAINE COON puddy-tat!! So big, fluffy, and big tail!
Both my cats will ONLY drink out of porcelin containers – sadly neither makes a distinction between a porcelin cup and the toilet. Oh well, at least it motivates me to clean the bathroom – alot.
Kitteh sez u need 2 clean da muldz in mah bafroom. k thx bye
“I would gladly give up coffee for Sanka
Even Sanka, Bianca, for you!”
- Cole Porter
My kitty Emma became “Marchioness Emma the Charming of Much Bottom” which is probably fitting as she has quite the booty!
my kitteh’s name is Fiona Sugarfoot McGillicuddy. I thought I was the only one besides breeders who give their cats silly names.
Bianca Dahlingk…. You don’t want to muss that lovely manicure do you..
A Lady should Nevah get caught like that in the Urm most indelicate of situations.
Emmy – she sure looks like a Turkish Van. I’ve got one at home and his back view is nearly identical – fur texture, flopitude and all
They don’t all spontaneously jump into pools (the most Sparky ever does is bat in his water dish), but they are a lot of fun.
My cats both drink out of the toilet. I have a ragdoll who does it like Bianca but he’s so huge that his feet touch the ground. My other cat is small and she jumps up onto the seat first.
Princess Bianca: Dahlink the thinks I do fur mine public. ”I am ready for my close up Mr De Mille”
Ok I had to bite…(not fluffy tocks this time either). I’m so spreading this website on!
Hattie became: Her Eminence the Very Viscountess Hattie the Lachrymose of Hope End.
Kitty became: HRH Kitty the Antediluvian of Chortling Chesterton
bunna jenny, thanks for that!! lolz!!
here are my kitteh’s new names:
Emily is now Very Lady Emily the Undulant of Nether Wombleshire.
Beauregard is Imperial Majesty Beauregard the Harmonious of Colquhoun St Cahoon.
and Poofie became Her Most Serene Highness Lady Poofie the Extemporaneous of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch…
baahahhahhahahaahah!!!!
I almost blew spaghetti out my nose laughing!
“Roddy! Quickly! My tiara has gone scarpers down the loo.
It’s three stops from Victoria Station by now.”
So refined. So elegant. So very, very busted.
I felt like that once.
It had something to do with
a very long night and a very large bottle of Tequila.
Pyrit — I’ve laughed long and hard at many a comment here on CO, but I’ve never hurt myself before. Freakin’ brilliant! I’ll be saying, “Roddy! etc” for many days, and people will think I am even weirder than I really am.
pyrit cracks me up, even when i’ve no idea what she’s talking about… lolz!!
Toilet water GLORIOUS Toilet water!!!!
My Romeo has a penchant for potty water, I have to keep the top down at all times.
romeothecat, i hope not at *all* times?!?
Not S’pozzta, me too! Love her quick wit!!! You guys should check out the Cute Talk!!!!! Come visit!!!!
HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (last pic) XD
it’s like some drunken diva worshipped the porcelain gods and left her fur coat behind draped across the toilet and hanging in the bowl when she stumbled to her boudoir to pass out
in my younger days i did that sans fur coat ^^
First Picture:
Ah, the grace, the sophistication, the poise, the dignity of the refined pussycat.
Second Picture:
Skid row cat drinks from can.
Oh how the mighty have fallen. Tsk tsk tsk!
Still, I’d snorggle her anytime, anywhere!
Bunnajenny what a great find! I just became Grand Duchess Renae the Wholesome of Goosnargh Leering and my beloved puppers is His Excellency Grissom the Incontrovertible of Chalmondley St Peasoup, how fitting!
Love the flat cat too.
She’s as flat as a rug over that thing!
Snorgler, NSTBDTAW, bugmom – You peepszez are too nice.
My cat Dot’s full name is: Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Bo Besca The Third.
Okay, so we took her name from the Animaniacs, but I still think it works.
Love the kitty here–her dignity has gone down the toilet!
Cat’s a hoot and I have one like that at home. But people, really, you’ve never had a less-than-pristine bathrom? That one’s better than mine, but maybe it’s because I live in Florida, where mold is the state flower.
Gorgeous kitteh. Who knew of the dark secret she harbored ’till now? A bathroom drinker — the shame of it all!
My cousin’s cat used to do this years ago, and my mom asked her why she let her drink from the toilet, of all places. Her response: “Well, it’s still water!” My mom had no response for that sort of logic. All I know is that I don’t sit on the water faucet. Go figure…
I’m afraid somebody has let the air out of your cat.
Tragic. Britney Spears all over again, but with more dignity to begin with.
I wonder if said pitty has ever fallen in the toliet due to hurring to get a drink to fast that would solve here drinking location. Mine prefer drinking from the tap at the kitchen sick and they only time I worry is when its going to thunderstorm.
But I have solved that problem empty papertowel roll cardboard then they have to wait until after the storm is over.
Kitteh barfs rainbows?
For the record, Bertha’s full name:
The Honourable Bertha Kitt-Bumperhead, Director Emeritus, MI5, Her Majesty’s Secret Service (Retired).
Hehe, this name sounds like my darlin. Master Drill Sargent Vincelli “the Claw” Fluffbutt, esq, MCSE aka “The Poofster Flash Skunk”
We call him Sarge for short. Or Fluffbutt if he needs taking down a peg or two….
Had to ask because I lived in Kinsolving dorm in college– is this kitteh in Austin by any chance?
I used to catsit for Buddy, a big black hairy friendly moose, the sort of cat that would be a former left tackle if he were human, and Blossom, a delicately indignant calico longhair who treated me as I were a smelly peon. Their mom left me a note saying that one of them had started drinking out of the toilet– GUESS WHICH! I could never take Blossom’s snooty airs seriously after that– “I know your secret, snuggums!”
pyrit, permit me to worship you at the church of my choice. XD
lol! i think she’s a main coon- my main coon kitteh is flat like that when she lays down too, and her toes so delicately hanging down from la commode have fur in btween the pads-
i’m so glad we keep the lid closed in my house- mine perfers procelian as well and has taught the dogs that plastic is just not good enough.
la princess is slumming it.
I understand that plastic picks up odor that won’t come out, that’s why cats prefer porcelain. I use “china” bowls for the cat’s water. Of course she (Lady Madame Sara the Toothsome of Ofsted in the Bucket) would rather drink out of MY glass instead.
Princess Bianca, such an undignified second picture.
Bunnajenny, THX!!!!
From me and Reverend Lord Yitzy the Undamaged of Bow under Bumpstead.
Kitty’s on the Boot Board!
They’ll try to make her go to Rehab, but, she’ll say “Mew, mew, mew”.
TEEHEEHEE! I laughed loudly. I love how she completely flattens on the toilet.
Bianca is a PERFECT name! I wonder if she’s been named after Bianca Castafiore, the opera singer from the Tintin series?
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah
My beauty past compare
These jewels bright I wear
This drink I’ll drown my sorrows in….”
My neighbor’s cat who wants to live with me is Cleo.
or
Her Most Noble Lady Cleo the Sardonic of Westessexchestershire
Ain’t it the truth!
beautiful, beautiful kitteh
i love the smooshiness of her sides where her tumkins meets the toilet.
i won’t tell anyone, bianca!
Pyrit, have I told you lately that I lurves you?
Yes, anyone who says “cats are always so dignified” has never owned one! One of my old kitties used to sit (or lie) on the seat with his tail hanging into the bowl. We used to say he was “fishing.”
Michelle – You don’t happen to be an Australian male do you? With a nice bed n breakfast on the coast?
blaccck!!!
Oh God I just hope no one in this bathroom has a cell phone. One picture and my modeling career is over.
Note to self: Never again!!
this time I mean it! really truly!
So hysterical! My boy kitteh’s name is “Vincenzo Esteban Crepuscular Butter-Pants Puss Puss” pronounced as follows “Veen-chen=zo Ess-teh-bahn Kreh-poos-cue-lar Butter Pants Poos Poos” said in a pseudo European voice a la Christopher Walken on SNL as “The Continental”.
Colleen — I definitely hear you about the KrehPoozQueueLerrr part.
Do you know a name that means Ape$#!t Crackers At Five A.M.?
Ahh dinner time.. Moments later after a really fine habanero salsa and chips princess Bianca was seen here… Lets listen in..
Sllllurrrp sluurp ahhh sooo hot need more water slurpity schlurp.
Truly a LOL set of pics…
Reminds me how my cats can embody such grace and dignity at some times, and other times…
I have had so many cats and they all drink out of the toilet, sleep in the sink and generally ignore the fresh bowl of water i put down for them!! I have had a cat named “Tommy the pimp” because of his strut and he comes in eats then leaves again he also has several girlfriends and defends his territory! Then “Jack the Pimper” because he pimp slapped my husband’s face with his paw and ran!
I had a friend named bianca she drank sports drinks out of a bowl
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