I shall outwit you with my Karate pose!

[Insert Mr. Miyagi joke here]

Funny J., excellent select-shons. WAX ON WAX OFF <–sorry, slipped out


  1. POUNCE.

  2. “And on General Hospital… a powerful man out of control… I’ll KEEL YOU!”

  3. That poor kitteh…he knew what was comin’.

  4. weensicka says:

    OMG, I tewtally thought the Daniel-san kitteh was fake, like an Aibo kitteh! Amazing!

  5. luvinmalssomuch says:

    Little kitty with dangling paw is soooo cute and knows he is in for it. I think the cat on the right just wanted to hold hands.

  6. wash on
    wax off
    wash on
    wax off

  7. It was the WHUMP at the end when they fell off the couch that made it for me.

  8. Took my money, you got my honey
    Don’t want me to see what you doing to me
    I got can get back
    I gotta deal with you!
    Gotta deal with it!
    Gotta deal with it!
    Hey let me tell ya!!
    Get down with my woman, that ain’t right!
    You hollarin’ and cussin’, you wanna fight!!
    Looka here, don’t do me no darn favor,
    I don’t know karate, but I know KA-RAZY!!!!”
    (yes we do!!)

  9. lol, that is way cute…
    love the haircuts too!

  10. does she look like a furry praying mantis or is it just me?

  11. darkshines says:

    Posing cat: FIGHT *assumes pose*
    Tail flicking cat: Ok then! Um, whats with the pose?
    *Posing cat continues to pose in silence*
    Flicking cat: No seriously dude, whats with this paw thing? *bats at offending paw* Ok, you’re just freaking me out now. Seriously. Your mind tricks won’t work….
    *posing cat continues posing*
    Flicking cat: THATS IT! *leaps*

  12. That ain’t Karate. It’s sumo, everybody knows that.

  13. chet's momma says:

    “my staringks did not work as planned….oh noessssssssss!”


  14. chet's momma says:

    “my staringks did not work as planned….oh noessssssssss!”


  15. chet's momma says:

    “my staringks did not work as planned….oh noessssssssss!”


  16. chet's momma says:

    “my staringks did not work as planned….oh noessssssssss!”


  17. chet's momma says:

    “my staringks did not work as planned….oh noessssssssss!”


  18. chet's momma says:

    “my staringks did not work as planned….oh noessssssssss!”


  19. Rosalynde says:

    Cats . . . they’re so goofy.

  20. Ummmm, that danglypaw creature is definitely some sort of Star Wars alien kitty. I love the look on her face when she gets tackled.

  21. what kind of kitty is that!?!!

  22. Squirrelly says:

    I thought the still cat was a toy at first!

  23. wow. that movie had EVERYTHING!

  24. luvinmalssomuch says:


    Everybody was kung fu fighting
    Those cats were fast as lighting
    In fact it was a little bit frightning
    But they fought with expert timing….

  25. takedown! 3 points.

  26. Cat on the right: “What are you doing…quit that…quit it…I SHALL MAKE YOU STOP THAT FREAKY THING!”

  27. hahahahahahahaha *snorts* LOVE IT

    Wash on, wax off dude!

  28. luvinmalssomuch says:

    What is the meaning of Wax On Wax Off. Never heard of such.

  29. Hee hee, that takedown at the end! I just adopted two boys and they do that all the time.

  30. cat-a-tonic or cat-ra-te ?


  32. I love how everyone totally thought the Karate Kidd(tt)ie was fake! I did too!

    I love it.

  33. The WHOMP at the end did it for me, too.

    Kittehs are so strange…

  34. Check the expression on left kitty’s face when he gets glomped. Absolutely priceless, you can -see- the open-mouthed, wide-eyed shock.
    Right kitty: “Oh to hell with it: I love you, now kiss me you mad fool!”

  35. lesliefay says:

    omg. I actually laughed out loud! that was amazing

  36. Small kittie: “My kung fu is strong!”

    Big K:”Stop that, your freaking me out!”

    Small k: “Marvel at my power!”

    Big k:”Power, pffft! Your just standing there.”

    Small k:”I am invincible!”

    Big k:”Ok, thats it, your going down…WHAM!”

    Small k: “I HAVE THE POWER!!!!”

  37. the look on Daniel San kittys face when he gets jumped is **priceless** I screen capped it and put it on my desktop…ROFL thanks for the laugh!!!!

  38. Hahahahahahahaahhahaa!

    That made my morning. Pets are so funny.

  39. BenPanced says:

    Left kitteh: “Pullz mah fingur.”

    Right kitteh: “U no gotz fingurz.”

    Left kitteh: “Shakez pawz, den.”

    Right kitteh shakez pawz wif Left kitteh.

    Left kitteh: “Pullz mah fingur.”

    Right kitteh: “I HATEZ U SO MUCH!”


  40. cyberpunkgrrl says:

    That is the funniest thing i’ve seen in *ages*… I thought the one on the left was a stuffed toy at first! The facial expression when they fall off at the end is priceless XD

  41. cyberpunkgrrl says:

    That is the funniest thing i’ve seen in *ages*… I thought the one on the left was a stuffed toy at first! The facial expression when they fall off at the end is priceless XD

  42. I thought the one on the left was stuffed too! Then it moved! I love the solution of the one on the right… “I cannot get past your moves, ninjitsu-master. So I shall… TACKLE YOU OFF THE SOFA!”

  43. Megan, I believe they are a Himalayan and Persian, just shaved.

  44. I feel like the Ka-rah-tay kitty is standing that way to annoy the non-ka-rah-tay kitty. The non-ka-rah-tay kitteh is just like: “What are you doing there? No seriously stop it. No, stop it. ARGH THAT’S IT!”

  45. ok
    who let the three year old use the shaver on the cats?
    those are some funky-do’s.
    and the WHAP! at the end, obviously wood floors, always detrimental to the kitties when falling from great heights. hope the smart ass himalayan learned its lesson.

  46. luvinmalssomuch – “wax on wax off” is from the movie, Karate Kid. Mr. Miyagi (sp?) used it to teach Daniel-san the fine art of patience…

  47. OH!


    That is HILARIOUS!

  48. Oh, cats. You do bring the funneh.

  49. OMG!!! This made me laugh my butt off!!!!

  50. Ahaha the pounce at the end! Loves it!

    I had no idea the kitteh on the left was real. I thought it was some weird posing doll.

  51. wow–thought the kitteh on the left was stuffed o_0

    the tackle was cute!

  52. Mrs Fonebone says:

    I found this on YouTube some months ago and had to email the original poster to find out who these kittehs were–the big one is a rag doll & little one a chinchilla. She posted a couple of other ones of these babies.

  53. Darkshines, Bwahahahaha. TOo Funny.

  54. Ok, I know it’s been said, but Daniel-sans face whenhe gets jumped.. .. OOOOOHHH thats the best part. “wtf? No!! this is Karate, not sumo!!! I can’t lose again!”

  55. berthaslave says:

    I love how for cats sometimes time just freezes and they get stuck in this eternal present, regardless of what they are doing. Might be napping, might be staring at you, might be posing like a cuddly praying mantis and taunting a fellow feline. LOVE the comments everyone, espech the fake dialogues.

    This also reminds me of one of those stupid “games” where you try to slap another person’s hands for no reason.

  56. Zexifreshnerizzle says:

    OMG those kitties are MUPPETS! M’na m’na (doot dooooo dee doo doo)!!!

  57. T_T I love his last desperate look at the world above the sofa before they went down.

  58. ooh aah hmm says:

    I love how in the midst of battle NormalCat was like, “At least put that thing down. You look ridiculous.”

  59. I love the “Oh boy, here we go” expression on the face of the cat of the left as they both fall off the couch!

  60. What happened to this video? I clicked play and got a message that it’s no longer available. I’m bummed.

  61. Okay, never mind. It’s working now. wtf?

  62. moths_are_scary says:

    i totally didn’t even notice the expression of the left cat until i read all of your comments…i went back to re-watch it…this movie just made my year!!!

  63. Alice Shortcake says:

    Hilarious. Not only does a scruffy toy cat come to life before your very eyes, it’s expression as it disappears behind the sofa is a classic…

  64. I loves me some shaved kitty flesh, feels just like velvet!

  65. I’ve never seen a funnier expression. For a brief moment, a look of utter disbelief and indignation flashed across his face.

    I saw that look one time before when my cat jumped onto a narrow windowsill, bounced off the glass and slid slowwwly off, clawing at the sill desperately. He had this determined look on his face until he noticed me inside, watching while he struggled to gain some cat composure. When he saw me, his face just sagged in abject humiliation and he surrendered to gravity.

  66. take a look at the vid at the bottom of this one titled karate cat…it’s hilarious for an eight second video, and his meow is so sweet before the attack. all cats are actually ninjas, i’m telling you…

  67. Hee!! Oh, cats…

    I wondered if the one on the right was a Balinese maybe? It didn’t look like it had a squished Himalayan face…


  68. Cats are great!

  69. Cats are wonderful animals, like much more than humans (n_n)

  70. OMG I didn’t see that fall coming at the end LMAO

  71. Holy surprise ending batman!! What funny cats!

  72. At the beginning, I thought little cat was getting ready to give big cat the Dreaded Zombie Hand Treatment, and that’s why big cat was trying to bat the paw down. Guess not.

  73. I was WONDERING if that cat on the left was real!!!! LOOK AT HIM!!!

  74. This engendered one of my first lmao’s. I use the annoy the f**k out of them technique, perhaps that’s why I end up on the floor most times.
    Actually what we don’t see is that when they land, Kung Fu Kitty, using the back legs, hefts bully boy into an awaiting box, which is put into the trash and now the run of the house is his, as bully boy looks fallornly from the back of the trash cart.

  75. I’ve been fooled! I thought the kitty on the left was fake! but it was REEEAL!

  76. TexIrishRose says:

    Such a cat thing to do. No mistaking those two for dogs, no sir.


  77. Cute cats, bad haircuts.

  78. Dude.

    I jumped when the other McCattersons attacked– I tewtally thought it was just a stuffed critter. 😮

  79. looloopoo says:

    what a priceless expression.

    “ahmigawd is this rilly happening??!”*THUD*

  80. The thud at the end made me LOL..I am so glad everyone else went home! “Wax on – Wax off” is also from the movie “Dogma” for all of you Kevin Smith fans!

  81. pookiepuff says:

    hehehehehe! You silly kitty on the left! Keep your paw down! It’s just too cute if you keep it up! You deserve tacklings then snorgles for being so cute and silly!

  82. The link is no longer available! I missed it! 😦


  84. why do both cats look like they’re wearing tight t-shirts? squiks me out a little.

  85. memyselfni says:

    wha’ happen to the video? its not working! 😦

  86. MoooOOOOommmm. He’s staring at me agaiiian.
    Hi LOL ri us

  87. If done right, no can defend.

  88. Is the kitteh fake or not??

  89. cat on left=roboplushie kitty

  90. OMG, sooo funny. The left kitty´s FACE at the end. The SHOCK! The HORROR! LOLOLOL

  91. am addicted to facial expression of kitty at the end… sums up my whole existence

  92. I think they’re dazed… because they’ve obviously been run over by a FLOWBEE LAWN MOWER!!

  93. Dude, they’re loaded on catnip! BWHAHAHAHA.

  94. What a shocker that there is daytime TV ads going on in the back ground.

  95. charliewabba says:

    Little kitty: What is the sound of one paw flapping?
    Big kitty: Huh?
    LK: What is the sound of one paw flapping?
    BK: dunno. Lemme flap it. It diddin make a noise.
    LK: What is the sound of one paw..
    BK: arrrrggggghhhhh!

  96. Can’t look away! Must watch over and over!

  97. Ah yes.. ours will do something similar. We call it the “I’m not touching you” game.
    -Light paw bat, follwed by a halfhearted chomp at the offending foot *repeat*.
    But it was always light and slow like these two.

    The takedown was priceless!!

  98. THE funniest I have ever seen. Ever. Transcends