Paige the CoverGirl

Oh Hai. Ah-member me? Paige? the Pillow Pouter?

I’m back, Bitches.

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This time with an Extreme Belleh Chub Close-Up—I’m pulling no ponches.

Coxcu

Watch me wrap my muzzlepowshe around a piece of fabric, AND…

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Chew on your daintiest of pantaloons!!!

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I’m unstoppable.

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[Um, (whispering) Sender-Inner Leslie A.—Paige cannot be TAMED!]

Comments

  1. Vanessavoy says:

    What a way to start the morning! She’s shameless!

  2. And her cuteness shall inherit … ummm … I mean, bring *peace* to the world ….

  3. What a ruse to get your panties online!

  4. That is the saddest of puppy eyes e’var!

  5. why did you put me in the sink mommeee? why?

  6. If I had this puppy, I would never get anything done. How do you work, or make dinner, or do laundry with this FACE in your house? I would just cuddle and play and nap all day, with Paige always by my side… or maybe in my pocket.

  7. make it stop. that puppy is so sickeningly adorable it hurts me, but cant…look…away!

  8. i’m sorry, leslie a., i’m from the pup police….i’m afraid your pup is in violation of pupenal code QT-1, excessive use of qte.

    i’ll just be taking her into cutody now. i assure you, she’ll be well cared-for.

  9. oh my god if I had that puppy I would find it hard to be away from her for one second!!! She is the greatest!!!!!!! Can she be CO mascot (or one of them?)

  10. It’s the tiny little pout in the first photo that does me in!

  11. What kind of dog is that?

  12. Pup-a-licious belly rolls!

  13. That is one cute puppeh. Her eyes just want you to go “awww”

  14. Cuuuuuuuuuuute puppy, but what’s w/all the needles in the b/g?

  15. This looks like a King Cavalier Spaniel to me. They are the cutest dogs EVER!!!

  16. OOOPS, King Charles Cavalier Spaniel….I meant

  17. She is absolutely precious! Those eyes make me melt…

  18. Cavalier King Charles Spaniel sorry Lisa

    Well – *splode*

  19. I surrender to the eyes and the ponche and the muzzlepoof!!!!

  20. Hmmm, too many words…..to put in order….this early in the morning….thanks Carrie!

  21. luvinmalssomuch says:

    Meg Are you trying to keeel me. I was just getting this pup out of my mind.

  22. The needles are those Rembrandt whitening kits.

    that puppy just put me into sugar shock!

  23. AuntieMame says:

    She may not be pulling any ponches, but her paunch carries a big punch!

  24. oh wait, that’s a real dog? (wink)Oh man – somebody should package up a spray bottle of the puppeh qute….

  25. MY EYES! MY EYES! They are burning from teh qte! I know, I know, I looked directly at her for too long. Argh!

  26. Beware of this one, she’s powerful. I’m not even a dog person and I just died of heart failure.

  27. How is it even possible for a puppy to be so heartbreakingly cute?
    All I want for Christmas.

  28. OMG! What a cute little monkey butt!! (I call everything Monkey butt!) She looks just so edible. And such spirit! One question though: what kind of dog is that?

  29. Im a bitch, Im a bitch
    Oh the bitch is back
    Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
    I can bitch, I can bitch
    `cause Im better than you
    Its the way that I move
    The things that I do

  30. I think it is only safe to look at Paige thru one of those boxes with a pinhole in it, like you look at a solar eclipse.

  31. Oh noes, another Cavalier. I miss mine so moishe, he’s not with me anymore. *sniff* :[

  32. OK, we’ve got the Elton John angle covered; anybody want to put on a little Meredith Brooks?

  33. luvinmalssomuch says:

    I’m a bitch, I’m a lover
    I’m a child, I’m a mother
    I’m a sinner, I’m a saint
    I do not feel ashamed
    I’m your health, I’m your dream
    I’m nothing in between
    You know you wouldn’t want it any other way

  34. Eeeeeee! teh cuteness – it’s too much for my head.

    *boom*

  35. how is this possible? EVERY picture of this pup is completely over-teh-top anerabuhls! nobody is that photogenic! i conclude that this is an anime dog.

  36. I shall post this again! What a munchable puppy!

    Is this the same puppy and owner from last week that I pet at HLC? If it is, yay for your submishie! Woot!

  37. charliewabba says:

    It’s the Puphouse Magazine pet of the month! Who tore out the centerfold?

  38. luvinmalssomuch – i think it’s “hell”, not “health”. that said, i can’t remember anything else about this song, including who sang it.

  39. Space Cowgirl says:

    That song would be by Meredith Brooks.

    She may not be pulling any ponches, but she’s definitely pulling a paunch!

  40. Space Cowgirl says:

    Rats, Auntie beat me to the ponche.

  41. Puppy porn..Paige is on the line, waiting to talk to you. Her eyes are moist with the thought of it.

  42. Dear. Sweet. God.

    Oh, she may LOOK sweet, but she is EVIL, people! Just look at all of us, ready to do her bidding, just from gazing upon her loveliness.

    And the last pic is proof that she KNOWS how to work it! Oh, Leslie A….I fear you are in beeeeg trouble.

  43. elizabeth says:

    Ooooh it’s Elizabeth Taylor!!!! Cue Charlotte sigh…..Aghhhhh

  44. luvinmalssomuch says:

    anner, I think you are right. I gave it the clean version.

  45. Oh here she comes
    Watch out boy she’ll chew you up
    Oh here she comes
    She’s a maneater

    I wouldn’t if I were you
    I know what she can do
    She’s deadly man, and she could really rip your world apart
    Mind over matter
    The beauty is there but a beast is in the heart

    Oh here she comes
    Watch out boy she’ll chew you up
    Oh here she comes
    She’s a maneater

  46. I’m about thiiiis close to cronching on those delectable ears. After that I will of course have to snorgle her to death.

  47. Awww she’s a real life Lady from Lady and the Tramp.

  48. I’m in love with Paige! She’s adorable-worable and I can’t take it! But, I must have more! More Paige, please.

  49. Omigosh this is the most delicious pup EVER, please allow me to nibble her ears off, I’ll do it MOST gently.

  50. OMG, those Princess Di Eyes in the last picture? *Dies*

  51. She is such a princess. Look in her eyes, she knows she’s the most adorable thing evar and knows how to work it too. She probably never has to bark or whine for anything, just trot in, sit at your feet, and look up, and suddenly you’re overwhelmed with this urge to give her a treat or buy her a new toy or snorgle.

    Of course she probably doesn’t play with toys. She only likes Vickie’s Secret underwear to play with, the ultra lacey expensive kind. Anything less is far below her.

    Paige, we worship you.

  52. luvinmalssomuch says:

    Pish Posh!! Caviar my sweet?

  53. I think Lisa is right. She’s the Conan O’Brien Evil Puppy’s girlfriend.

  54. luvinmalssomuch says:

    I don’t care I tell you, even if Lisa is right I want her. I will spend all my waking moments catering to her every need just to look at the cuteness.

  55. luvinmalssomuch says:

    That my friend is very a very disturbing picture.

  56. I’ll take a paige out of that book.

  57. AuntieMame says:

    It’s okay, Space Cowgirl. Paige is worth hearing it twice!

  58. berthaslave says:

    I think what makes this puppeh so unique is the teensy little mouf that makes it look like Clara Bow cupid lips.

    I’m warning you, peeps, this puppeh is dangerous. She’s moved from basic annoyance to out-and-out wanton destruction of property and grand theft auto and I don’t want to alarm anybody but I think she’s also working for the guv-mint tracking down illegally cute foreign puppehs while double-agenting for the commies. Do not let the mega-boffo-cuteness fool you! Be vigilant!

  59. I think the needles are to recussitate people who fall over due to the moopy schmoopy cuteness. :)

  60. Bertha…I’m trying to fight it but I caint, I jest caint.
    Oh Paige honey I’ve done what you asked, I’ve gotten the secret plans to our defense system. Now can I be your slave, I’ve drawn out my life savings I’ll pay for everything oh please say yes, please….

  61. ThreeCatNight says:

    Oh, Paige – you shameless little tramp! No, don’t turn those big brown eyes on me, or I’ll turn to jelly! (Well, scoop me up and spread me on toast — she did it!)

  62. OH COME ON NOW!
    this is totally unfair and uncalled for the first thing on a thursday morning.
    Paige is just too much cute to take this early in the a.m. if we cant all hold her and pet her and squeeze her and love her up.

    And what is that with the puppeh in the sink in the last pic?! I’m pulling my “Official Puppeh Protectors” badge on you and confiscating that puppeh. come on now, hand her over , slowly and back away from the puppeh.

  63. Peanutcat says:

    Oh Lord, she’s too cute to be real! Can I nibble on her?

  64. those have got to be the cutest belly rolls i have ever seen in my life!

  65. YOU’RE TOO LATE Lizzy.
    We have already taken her out of state under an assumed name. No one, and I repeat No one will be able to find us…. I mean her. So back off lady, you’ll never find her now.

  66. OK, Steel Cage Cute Deathmatch: Paige vs. Rufus. Who wins?

  67. oh man that face in the last one specifically set my face on fire

  68. I have never seen a puppy this cute. So cute I can barely breathe. Back in ’92 I met a doxie pup that came close. But Paige wins teh interwebs. I’ll bet her forehead smells like juicy fruit gum. ::sigh::

  69. I have never seen a puppy this cute. So cute I can barely breathe. Back in ’92 I met a doxie pup that came close. But Paige wins teh interwebs. I’ll bet her forehead smells like juicy fruit gum. ::sigh::

  70. grrr sorry for the double post.

  71. Paige is happier on the bed now that she has her hot pink blankie – that must have been why she was pouting

  72. I’m in utter ‘aww’

  73. awww poor widdle puppy wuppy.. We won’t give you a bath… no no no and lets go find you a biscuit. Just dry your little puppy dog tears.

    Kiss Kiss.

  74. News update:

    (AP) Paige has been spotted in the Cayman Islands with two companions. One carrying a weapon, or was it squeeky toy? The other was carrying a large box of snax and suntan lotion. Local officials are on the prowl for further Paige spottings. More to follow…

  75. News update:

    (AP) Paige again spotted, this time with only one companion, in Belize. Locals have reported that yes, the first companion did have a weapon but somehow received a huge puppeh bite to the ankle rendering him unable to continue on his mission. The snax are dwindling and Paige needs another bath. Updates to follow…

  76. pistache268 says:

    ARGH tearful puppy!

  77. luvinmalssomuch says:

    I told that idiot to stay undercover. I mean thanks for the news Kiragirl.

  78. is she a cavalier king charles spaniel? they are the cutest everrr! i want about 15 RIGHT NOW!

    [Yep, that's what she is, all right... - Ed.]

  79. I came back to life and now this!?! I’m going out of commission due to cuteness overload. Absolutely, no words to describe the love I have for this……thunk.

  80. Awwww.. those eyes in the last picture.. *ded*

  81. Proudest mommy! says:

    Paige gets cuter everyday! She’s a little princess who eats her food in bed and sleeps in late!

    She makes the world a better place!

    xoxo,
    Leslie

  82. Vann Baker says:

    She is cute, but my baby is cuter….she is black and red….and a little she devil. But, I love her!

  83. Thanks for mentioning the Rembrandt whitening kit…being a diabetic I thought they were syringes…you would NEED the insulin because she is so sickening SWEET!!!!! Agh! Adorable CKCS pup! Love the pics!

  84. I’m sorry, she could chew up everything in my daggone house, I wouldn’t care!

  85. I do not blame her for looking tres nerveuse in that last pic.
    Judging by the Mach 3 waiting at the ready, they are ABOUT TO SHAVE HER!!!
    No, no, no, the qte humanity!

  86. ChasingtheDog says:

    Hey. My name is Paige. Doesn’t anyone want to snuggle with me?

    *sniff*

    (though to be honest, I’m only about 1/32 as cute as the puppeh Paige)

  87. Ok… don’t you think that Paige just looks like “Lady” (from “Lady & the Tramp”) when she was a puppeh and gave her human parents THE LOOK?

    OMG, first, AGAIN I died and went to heaven, and second… I just went back 20something years ago to the first time I saw that movie…

    Love you sooooo moishe Paige!!! (if my Yorkie reads this, she will bite me and then say that I’m not longer her mom, definitely)

  88. berthaslave says:

    Well, I did it.

    Right-click.

    “Set as Desktop Image.”

    Goodbye St. Louis Cardinals World Series Champs photo (sniff).

    Hello, Paige. My liege.

  89. Wow…she’s super cute, her parents must be proud!! :)

  90. You have the cutest puppy ever! :) Give her a hug from me.

  91. that is one of the cutest puppies I HAVE EVER SEEN. DEAR GOD I’M DYING!! seriously…i love the pantaloons picture.

  92. I have proof that puppies are evil.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/workingdogsok/139303486/

  93. News Update:

    (AP) Paige ditched her abductor while sneaking back into Miami on a cigar boat. He was leaning over the side checking the lines and she jumped up and bit him right in the ‘tocks! The boat captain, almost seized with QT-ness, realized Paige must belong to someone and was able to return her to the rightful owner (servant) upon return to the states. Citizens of Miami through Paige a ‘tocker-tape parade! Yea!

  94. threw

  95. StarryEyed says:

    Paige is now my wallpaper.

  96. Oh my GOD oh my GOD oh my GOD oh my GOD oh my DOG!! The look on the puppy’s face. OH MY GOD!! The look! On the face!! Eeeee!!

  97. Crazy ammounts of cuteness.

    Just curious – what breed is Paige (besides uber-cute of course)

  98. StarryEyed says:

    Kelly- methinks this is a Cavalier King Charles spaniel:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cavalier_King_Charles

  99. I know this site is called “Cute Overload” but geez, this is just too much. Paige is SO FRIGGIN’ CUTE THAT IT’S DANGEROUS! I’m gonna dieeee!! *explodes*

    PS. More Paige, please!

  100. What’s the story with all the needles/syringes in the last pic?

  101. oh my god, i could BARF, she is so sickeningly cute!!! i would just stare at the sad little eyes and belly chub all day.

  102. Leslie (Paige's mommy) says:

    There are NO NEEDLES! It’s a professional teeth whitening kit :O)

    Thanks for all the comments peoples! You’re awesome!

    xoxo,
    Leslie and Paige

  103. Soft Kronsche ALERT! That has to be the cutest puppy I’ve ever seen, AND I’M A CAT PERSON!

  104. Wow. Quite the supermodel.

  105. MOREMOREMORE!!!!!!!

  106. That’s the most beautiful dog i’ve ever seen!

  107. Maybe you should start checking the background of the pics you allow onto your site…
    Enough said, good luck

  108. What's Laura's issue?!?! says:

    Laura,

    What do you mean “maybe you should start checking the background of the pics you allow onto your site”?????…”enough said, good luck.”????

    I don’t understand what your problem is….

  109. Laura's issue says:

    I think she’s referencing the “syringes” in the background of one of the pics – those are actually from a tooth-whitening kit, Laura, no worries :)

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