DO NOT LOOK AT MY TAIL OR YE SHALL PERISH

by Meg on October 22, 2007

Don’t look directly at my tail. Seriously, you’re gonna diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!!! [scream in Axel Rose voice]


, originally uploaded by catherine.caf.

Michelle S., don’t dare me to post your submissions, BECAUSE I WILL! [with caps lock ON, BABY!]

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best kitten ever
10.22.07 at 7:52 pm

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1 SayYesh 10.22.07 at 7:53 pm

You’re bleening me with all these kittens !

2 Suz 10.22.07 at 7:54 pm

I can’t take eeeeeeet to cute I am dying….

dead.

can’t look

3 Lioness 10.22.07 at 7:56 pm

1st the puppy, now this! Meg is trying to kill us all!!!

That is absolutley the-cutest-kitty-I-have-ever-seen-in-my-entir-life!

4 metsakins 10.22.07 at 7:57 pm

Why didn’t I listen????

*ded*

5 Yitzysmommie 10.22.07 at 7:58 pm

That is indeedy the cutest-kitty-I-have-ever-seen. I’d post about how cute it is but I’m ded here at work. WTG, CO & Meg – who’s gonna give the flu shots to that fambly out in my waiting room now?

6 Rachel of Cyberia 10.22.07 at 7:59 pm

Fine. I’ll perish. Nothin’ better to do on a Monday.

aaaiii…

7 cheryl 10.22.07 at 7:59 pm

tail? how can i even think about looking at that tail when the huge floofy head is killing me dead? squeeee.

8 musicchick2 10.22.07 at 8:01 pm

Doesn’t he topple over with that big adorable head? Sooooooooo cute!!

9 Dinah 10.22.07 at 8:02 pm

That just fixed my whole day.

10 allie 10.22.07 at 8:02 pm

I keep looking at the tail…

teehee

11 Annie 10.22.07 at 8:03 pm

No DO not look at the droopy down wiskers either. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the cute it is killling me. Thunk.

12 Jackie 10.22.07 at 8:08 pm

And look at those cute eyes. :D Me ded from too much coooote! :D

13 yankeebird 10.22.07 at 8:08 pm

That kitten’s head is big enough that it almost looks like it was taken with a fish-eye lens, but it’s just a natural bobblehead. How does it walk without falling over?

Adorables.

14 Wendy 10.22.07 at 8:09 pm

OH

MY

I wanna eat it!

15 Metz 10.22.07 at 8:11 pm

ok, the fuzz and softness of today’s postings, this one being the final straw, have killed me ded.

Will someone please notify my next of kin I have sploded all over teh place? KThnx.
THUD!

16 Lisa 10.22.07 at 8:12 pm

Oh my!! I just want to neeble on eets wittle tail!
That has seriously got to be one of the cutest kittens!!!

17 Rae 10.22.07 at 8:15 pm

I wants the kitty! Sooo cute!

18 Paunchie 10.22.07 at 8:16 pm

Little puff ball, will you powder my face? (rubs face on kitteh)

19 brinnann 10.22.07 at 8:17 pm

omg, Omg, OMG!!! Check out the rest of the pics on the Flickr!

20 Melissa 10.22.07 at 8:20 pm

It looks like a bobble head! :) So cute.

21 Tarah711 10.22.07 at 8:31 pm

I love the teeny body with the big floofy head!

*SQEEEEE*

*falls of chair and is rendered speechless*

22 saminator 10.22.07 at 8:31 pm

That might be the teeniest nose I have ever seen on a kitten. Awwwww!

23 Erm 10.22.07 at 8:31 pm

Augh, it’s like the ark of the covenant scene in Indiana Jones… and I looked. *face melted off by cuteness*

24 sunnymum 10.22.07 at 8:32 pm

OMG there’s EVEN cuter pics on the Flickr site!!!!!!!!! This person is a genius at catography! Check it out…

25 liz 10.22.07 at 8:36 pm

totally un-called for.
i cannot look any more
today.
otherwise, i will not be able to make it in to
work tomorrow.

26 chanpon 10.22.07 at 8:38 pm

Wow, he looks like he’s going to tip over any second. But that is the cutest, giantest head ever..

27 John 10.22.07 at 8:41 pm

Not much to say

28 Karen in Toronto 10.22.07 at 8:45 pm

She’s got the Amy Winehouse eyeline goin on too.

29 Sprock 10.22.07 at 8:45 pm

I’m very concerned that the kitteh’s widdle neck is going to completely snap from the weight of that humongous and far-too-cute head! It needs some sort of brace and QUICK.

30 Lisa 10.22.07 at 8:48 pm

This kitty is indeed ADORABLE, but have we forgotten this one?
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/06/so_what_did_you.html

She still holds the title “cutestkittehever”, IMHO.

31 JT 10.22.07 at 8:51 pm

hahahaha I actually imagined it screaming in Axel Rose voice. LOL

Qte kitten, very qte!

32 luvinmalssomuch 10.22.07 at 8:51 pm

This has always been my problem. I never ever listen…….Dead

33 Hon Glad 10.22.07 at 9:00 pm

Don’t look at my tail or ye shall perish.
For it is written that I shall come amongst you and the cute shall smite thee down.Yay verily and stuff like that.

34 China's Mom 10.22.07 at 9:01 pm

Thud!

35 China's Mom 10.22.07 at 9:01 pm

Thud!

36 China's Mom 10.22.07 at 9:01 pm

Thud!

37 China's Mom 10.22.07 at 9:01 pm

Thud!

38 China's Mom 10.22.07 at 9:01 pm

Thud!

39 China's Mom 10.22.07 at 9:01 pm

Thud!

40 Xero 10.22.07 at 9:16 pm

OMG… ITS SO…..

*Dies*

41 Seven Paws 10.22.07 at 9:17 pm

This looks too much like a kitteh invented by Mattel with the giant head and little body. Noooo wait, it’s the living embodiment of Hello Kitty!

42 Mimi 10.22.07 at 9:28 pm

Just checked out the rest of the pics….ded very ded!! There should be a warning on the rest of the Flickr stream!!!

43 Theresa 10.22.07 at 10:03 pm

“Don’t look at my tail or ye shall perish.”

I did, and I didn’t. Oh you mean I’m gonna –

44 helen 10.22.07 at 10:22 pm

Plz, if u come any closer, i’ll cry…

45 Rene 10.22.07 at 10:22 pm

Is there not a rule of cuteness regarding head-to-body ratio?

46 helen 10.22.07 at 10:24 pm

the finger this ketteh is going to fall on is going to be THE luckiest finger in dee whole worlllllldah!

47 Dianne 10.22.07 at 10:31 pm

Ouchy !!!!You could put an eye out with that little tail

48 Hi I'm Amy 10.22.07 at 10:41 pm

You have been warned!
Step away from the kitteh and no one will get hurt! Back away from your computer NOW.

Oops. Too late.

Never mind.

49 Hi I'm Amy 10.22.07 at 10:41 pm

You have been warned!
Step away from the kitteh and no one will get hurt! Back away from your computer NOW.

Oops. Too late.

Never mind.

50 Hi I'm Amy 10.22.07 at 10:41 pm

You have been warned!
Step away from the kitteh and no one will get hurt! Back away from your computer NOW.

Oops. Too late.

Never mind.

51 Hi I'm Amy 10.22.07 at 10:41 pm

You have been warned!
Step away from the kitteh and no one will get hurt! Back away from your computer NOW.

Oops. Too late.

Never mind.

52 Hi I'm Amy 10.22.07 at 10:41 pm

You have been warned!
Step away from the kitteh and no one will get hurt! Back away from your computer NOW.

Oops. Too late.

Never mind.

53 Hi I'm Amy 10.22.07 at 10:41 pm

You have been warned!
Step away from the kitteh and no one will get hurt! Back away from your computer NOW.

Oops. Too late.

Never mind.

54 Mealsy 10.22.07 at 11:15 pm

um, this kiteeeeeen is INSANE. What is going on here? I am confused – how such a big forehead and teeeeny tails?

55 Mega 10.22.07 at 11:16 pm

OMG… More pictures of this kitteh needed ASAP! Please! One is not enough!

56 Scoobie 10.22.07 at 11:22 pm

I agree with Lisa that other kitty is the all time greatest

57 berthaslave 10.22.07 at 11:29 pm

Okay. I’m out. I can’t play anymore.

Whatever I have to do to assure that Meg and cuteoverload exist so that I can see aminals this cute for the rest of my days, I will do it. I may change my name to megslave (provided, of course, I can’t find this kitteh to serve for life).

58 riolinda 10.22.07 at 11:32 pm

OMG…. kitten is just too cute!! can’t stand it!

59 Lola 10.23.07 at 12:03 am

If you put eet in yor mouf you cannot see eet and eet cannot keel you!!!!

60 yellowgirl 10.23.07 at 12:13 am

this cat is soooo cute!!!

61 Eastie 10.23.07 at 12:19 am

Sure, I’m dead, but what a way to go!

62 fish eye no miko 10.23.07 at 12:43 am

Why is his head so big?
Why EES his head so BEEEG?

63 jazmella 10.23.07 at 1:20 am

LMAO! I can’t…stop…LAUGHING!!

64 jazmella 10.23.07 at 1:20 am

I stopped laughing.

…but now I’m starting again.

LMAO!

65 Nana 10.23.07 at 2:00 am

Must not look. must… not … loook……..

Thud

66 anner 10.23.07 at 2:36 am

ok, i’ve had just about enough of all the cruelty displayed on this site. it’s obvious that somebody inflated this kitteh’s head by blowing into that little valve sticking out of its ‘tocks. poor thing is lucky it didn’t a-splode.

67 Juniper Jupiter 10.23.07 at 3:25 am

Holy crap on a cracker!! That is a real kitten?!!! It loox so much like a stuffed kitling with the huge fore-no–five–no–tenhead and the wee li’l body and the ham looking tail!! Meg!!! Seriously!! Are you trying to cause a world squee explosion!!!???

TOO CUTE!!!!! :D

68 NYgirly 10.23.07 at 3:39 am

it’s an anime kitteh with HOOOOOOOGE eyes come to life! ^^

69 harlemgrrl 10.23.07 at 3:40 am

i want to carry this kitteh in a tablespoon

70 PumpkintheCat 10.23.07 at 3:47 am

Do we need a new category? Baby Bobbleheads…?

71 Aubrey 10.23.07 at 4:40 am

This, friends, is what it’s like to be put into a tailspin.

72 ignorant redneck 10.23.07 at 5:10 am

this is the cutest of cute. what a fantastic site and i love the comments..orquotes you make. rather witty

73 Christine H 10.23.07 at 5:52 am

OMG KITTEH SO FLUFFY AND ADORABLE. And the contrast with Axl Rose is even funnier.

Oh, and I vote for this kitteh as EVEN CUTER than the previous cutest kitty every.

74 Katrina 10.23.07 at 6:36 am

Now, that’s cutegasmic!

75 Silent Meow 10.23.07 at 12:32 pm

What a CUTE, CUTE kitty witty kitty!!! OMG!!! I am dying here…will need CPR…the coot is too moishe…get a doctor, and STAT! This is killing me dead!
What a way to start a Tuesday, getting dead and all. Way to go, CO!

76 Kelly 10.23.07 at 1:08 pm

holy crap.

so moishe cuteness. not just the tail but giant floofy forehead + sad whiskers.

77 Patty P 10.23.07 at 1:08 pm

Troll doll kitteh!

*is ded*
Thud!

78 LisaN 10.23.07 at 1:20 pm

Meg – your comments on this pic are killing me! I am laughing my butt off. Axel Rose voice……..hahahahahahaha

79 Carrie 10.23.07 at 1:22 pm

I looked at the tail, I’m blind now – who will pay my disability!!!!!!!!!

80 zeldapie 10.23.07 at 1:32 pm

OMG, the TRIANGLE TAIL!!!
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

81 Ellie 10.23.07 at 1:43 pm

Hmmm, something is not right with that shadow…

but whatever, i got diabeteeees!

82 Tiffany 10.23.07 at 2:59 pm

Holy frijoles that’s a big fluffy noggin.

83 pyrit 10.23.07 at 3:03 pm

Biblical bobbleheaded butterbean kittencaboodle.

84 beautifulkittenfish 10.23.07 at 3:32 pm

it kindof looks like you could pick the whole kitten up, just by the tail… like a teensy little frying pan.
hummm

85 liz 10.23.07 at 3:33 pm

the photos on the link are absolutely beautiful!

86 Jocelyn 10.23.07 at 3:37 pm

DO WANT

87 luvinmalssomuch 10.23.07 at 3:50 pm

Liz, [innocent whistling... - Ed.]
Hey I’ll make a deal with you. I take the pillow talk pup, you take this kitty and we will swap every other ….. NAH! Want the puppy.

88 Bunny 10.23.07 at 4:18 pm

Oh, oh my. You’ve officially bleend myself, my best friend, and her entire office out with this one. My day is shot. Must have more cute now. *sigh*

89 crackjob 10.23.07 at 5:11 pm

I am in love with the following ratios:
a) face-to-head
b) ear-to-head
c) head-to-body

End transmission.

90 RevWaldo 10.23.07 at 5:54 pm

“Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?”

“The same thing we do every night Pinky…”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJPFSNu_QNs

91 Kate 10.23.07 at 6:45 pm

How many Rules of Cuteness does this lil’ kitty follow? Ear-to-forehead ratio = Huge!

92 Erin 10.23.07 at 7:12 pm

AWWWWWWWW!!! Too cute!

~Erin
http://www.ladyabbies.com

93 Anne 10.23.07 at 7:44 pm

It’s a living Littlest Petshop pet! I’m surprised it’s beensy little neck can hold up that big ol’ melon.

94 liz 10.23.07 at 8:12 pm

hey luvin’s-
whos’ “eding” your posts and what vile thing did you say to get edd-ed ?
and NO you cant have the puppeh and the Kitty.
just pick one dang it!

[Luv's comment wasn't the problem, and you're not helping things... - Ed.]
[...that's short for "Editor", btw. - Theo]

95 stewbean 10.23.07 at 8:31 pm

I awso cannot help but notice the fuzzy elvis snarl lip with like… a freakin moustache of downturned whiskers that I want to be ticklin’ my cheeks right NOW!! sweeping that big head back and forth across my cheeks.(shifty eyes).. HOWEVER..I looked at the tail. I am now a ghost who is unable to leave that fathead puff of love’s supernatural web of cuteness. *dematerializes*

96 Jwlls 10.23.07 at 8:48 pm

I agree w Christine H – This kitty has to be the cutest kitty ever!

The eye to nose & mouth ratio is redonk. And the face to forehead ratio is even redonkulouser!

97 liz 10.23.07 at 8:50 pm

well spank me with a rolled up newspaper and call me mommy.
i feel like i’ve been brutalized.
and i was just standing here innocently kicking dirt clods.

98 meowpossum 10.23.07 at 8:53 pm

It looks like the pin-up kitty from those 1970’s posters from the Scholastic Book Club, the ones with cheesy mottos like “Have a Purrr-fect Day!” that you’d get for free if you ordered enough books. Uncomfortable memories of second grade are tainting the enjoyment of the fluffy little fingerbutt cat for me :-/

99 Theo 10.23.07 at 9:17 pm

Liz — can I skip the newspaper part?
Er… and maybe the mommy part?
…and definitely the nonsensical “brutalized” part. That too.
To extend your metaphor, I was just trying to clean up, y’know… and now there’s all this dirt on my floor again.
[resignedly grabs the push broom]

100 liz 10.23.07 at 9:24 pm

ok ok
let there be peace and love and kitties and puppies and only cute-ness and love in the world forever more.
(or until luvins starts something again)
;)

101 Theo 10.23.07 at 9:41 pm

“And let it begin with ‘Squee’…”

102 rabble 10.23.07 at 10:01 pm

i sorries. i nomnommed a little too moische on the tail. is even cuter short though, no?

103 Flora 10.23.07 at 10:24 pm

I can only say one thing: STOP EET!

Stheriously, that is THE cutest thing EVAH!!!!!

104 CuteBabyFix.com 10.24.07 at 12:34 am

Mr. 7 year old pants sez: C’mon, mom, that’s NOT real. How stupid do you think I am?

105 TheCat 10.24.07 at 3:12 am

I touched the tail,

and was unimpressed.

The cat is not pleased.

106 Annie 10.24.07 at 4:35 am

The Cat, did you clicky on the tail. it takes you to the persons web page with more kitten pictures.

And I was well Pleased they were cute.

The Annie ; )

107 corvideye 10.24.07 at 6:28 am

Cute apocalypse!!!!!

108 cabottrail 10.24.07 at 1:01 pm

I honestly believe that this kitteh could bring about world peace. Or kill everyone in the process, committing acts of cute-icide.

It’s just….so wrong. NOTHING should ever be that cute. It’s…it’s wrong! *falls into sobbing heap onto floor*

109 Angela P. 10.24.07 at 6:34 pm

I think if you squeezed him, he would be nothing but POOF!

110 GRANYDE 10.25.07 at 2:20 pm

u lil cat have a big head

111 Sumac'nStraycats 10.26.07 at 9:45 am

You folks is all spoofin’. Dat kitteh is the uggiest of uggy. Zee head is so unright.

112 Sumac'nStraycats 10.26.07 at 9:45 am

You folks is all spoofin’. Dat kitteh is the uggiest of uggy. Zee head is so unright.

113 Sumac'nStraycats 10.26.07 at 9:45 am

You folks is all spoofin’. Dat kitteh is the uggiest of uggy. Zee head is so unright.

114 Sumac'nStraycats 10.26.07 at 9:45 am

You folks is all spoofin’. Dat kitteh is the uggiest of uggy. Zee head is so unright.

115 Sumac'nStraycats 10.26.07 at 9:45 am

You folks is all spoofin’. Dat kitteh is the uggiest of uggy. Zee head is so unright.

116 Sumac'nStraycats 10.26.07 at 9:45 am

You folks is all spoofin’. Dat kitteh is the uggiest of uggy. Zee head is so unright.

117 Gis 10.28.07 at 4:18 am

this has to be as many said before me THE CUTEST KITTEN EVER

118 Subhangi 10.28.07 at 6:05 am

ANOTHER OWL KITTEH!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/06/so_what_did_you.html

119 Leah W. 10.30.07 at 11:18 pm

O.O

*looks at tail*

*ded*

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