DO NOT LOOK AT MY TAIL OR YE SHALL PERISH

Don’t look directly at my tail. Seriously, you’re gonna diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!!! [scream in Axel Rose voice]


, originally uploaded by catherine.caf.

Michelle S., don’t dare me to post your submissions, BECAUSE I WILL! [with caps lock ON, BABY!]

Comments

  1. You’re bleening me with all these kittens !

  2. I can’t take eeeeeeet to cute I am dying….

    dead.

    can’t look

  3. 1st the puppy, now this! Meg is trying to kill us all!!!

    That is absolutley the-cutest-kitty-I-have-ever-seen-in-my-entir-life!

  4. metsakins says:

    Why didn’t I listen????

    *ded*

  5. Yitzysmommie says:

    That is indeedy the cutest-kitty-I-have-ever-seen. I’d post about how cute it is but I’m ded here at work. WTG, CO & Meg – who’s gonna give the flu shots to that fambly out in my waiting room now?

  6. Rachel of Cyberia says:

    Fine. I’ll perish. Nothin’ better to do on a Monday.

    aaaiii…

  7. tail? how can i even think about looking at that tail when the huge floofy head is killing me dead? squeeee.

  8. Doesn’t he topple over with that big adorable head? Sooooooooo cute!!

  9. That just fixed my whole day.

  10. I keep looking at the tail…

    teehee

  11. No DO not look at the droopy down wiskers either. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the cute it is killling me. Thunk.

  12. And look at those cute eyes. :D Me ded from too much coooote! :D

  13. yankeebird says:

    That kitten’s head is big enough that it almost looks like it was taken with a fish-eye lens, but it’s just a natural bobblehead. How does it walk without falling over?

    Adorables.

  14. OH

    MY

    I wanna eat it!

  15. ok, the fuzz and softness of today’s postings, this one being the final straw, have killed me ded.

    Will someone please notify my next of kin I have sploded all over teh place? KThnx.
    THUD!

  16. Oh my!! I just want to neeble on eets wittle tail!
    That has seriously got to be one of the cutest kittens!!!

  17. I wants the kitty! Sooo cute!

  18. Little puff ball, will you powder my face? (rubs face on kitteh)

  19. omg, Omg, OMG!!! Check out the rest of the pics on the Flickr!

  20. It looks like a bobble head! :) So cute.

  21. I love the teeny body with the big floofy head!

    *SQEEEEE*

    *falls of chair and is rendered speechless*

  22. saminator says:

    That might be the teeniest nose I have ever seen on a kitten. Awwwww!

  23. Augh, it’s like the ark of the covenant scene in Indiana Jones… and I looked. *face melted off by cuteness*

  24. OMG there’s EVEN cuter pics on the Flickr site!!!!!!!!! This person is a genius at catography! Check it out…

  25. totally un-called for.
    i cannot look any more
    today.
    otherwise, i will not be able to make it in to
    work tomorrow.

  26. Wow, he looks like he’s going to tip over any second. But that is the cutest, giantest head ever..

  27. Not much to say

  28. Karen in Toronto says:

    She’s got the Amy Winehouse eyeline goin on too.

  29. I’m very concerned that the kitteh’s widdle neck is going to completely snap from the weight of that humongous and far-too-cute head! It needs some sort of brace and QUICK.

  30. This kitty is indeed ADORABLE, but have we forgotten this one?
    http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/06/so_what_did_you.html

    She still holds the title “cutestkittehever”, IMHO.

  31. hahahaha I actually imagined it screaming in Axel Rose voice. LOL

    Qte kitten, very qte!

  32. luvinmalssomuch says:

    This has always been my problem. I never ever listen…….Dead

  33. Don’t look at my tail or ye shall perish.
    For it is written that I shall come amongst you and the cute shall smite thee down.Yay verily and stuff like that.

  34. China's Mom says:

    Thud!

  35. China's Mom says:

    Thud!

  36. China's Mom says:

    Thud!

  37. China's Mom says:

    Thud!

  38. China's Mom says:

    Thud!

  39. China's Mom says:

    Thud!

  40. OMG… ITS SO…..

    *Dies*

  41. Seven Paws says:

    This looks too much like a kitteh invented by Mattel with the giant head and little body. Noooo wait, it’s the living embodiment of Hello Kitty!

  42. Just checked out the rest of the pics….ded very ded!! There should be a warning on the rest of the Flickr stream!!!

  43. “Don’t look at my tail or ye shall perish.”

    I did, and I didn’t. Oh you mean I’m gonna –

  44. Plz, if u come any closer, i’ll cry…

  45. Is there not a rule of cuteness regarding head-to-body ratio?

  46. the finger this ketteh is going to fall on is going to be THE luckiest finger in dee whole worlllllldah!

  47. Ouchy !!!!You could put an eye out with that little tail

  48. Hi I'm Amy says:

    You have been warned!
    Step away from the kitteh and no one will get hurt! Back away from your computer NOW.

    Oops. Too late.

    Never mind.

  49. Hi I'm Amy says:

    You have been warned!
    Step away from the kitteh and no one will get hurt! Back away from your computer NOW.

    Oops. Too late.

    Never mind.

  50. Hi I'm Amy says:

    You have been warned!
    Step away from the kitteh and no one will get hurt! Back away from your computer NOW.

    Oops. Too late.

    Never mind.

  51. Hi I'm Amy says:

    You have been warned!
    Step away from the kitteh and no one will get hurt! Back away from your computer NOW.

    Oops. Too late.

    Never mind.

  52. Hi I'm Amy says:

    You have been warned!
    Step away from the kitteh and no one will get hurt! Back away from your computer NOW.

    Oops. Too late.

    Never mind.

  53. Hi I'm Amy says:

    You have been warned!
    Step away from the kitteh and no one will get hurt! Back away from your computer NOW.

    Oops. Too late.

    Never mind.

  54. um, this kiteeeeeen is INSANE. What is going on here? I am confused – how such a big forehead and teeeeny tails?

  55. OMG… More pictures of this kitteh needed ASAP! Please! One is not enough!

  56. I agree with Lisa that other kitty is the all time greatest

  57. berthaslave says:

    Okay. I’m out. I can’t play anymore.

    Whatever I have to do to assure that Meg and cuteoverload exist so that I can see aminals this cute for the rest of my days, I will do it. I may change my name to megslave (provided, of course, I can’t find this kitteh to serve for life).

  58. OMG…. kitten is just too cute!! can’t stand it!

  59. If you put eet in yor mouf you cannot see eet and eet cannot keel you!!!!

  60. yellowgirl says:

    this cat is soooo cute!!!

  61. Sure, I’m dead, but what a way to go!

  62. fish eye no miko says:

    Why is his head so big?
    Why EES his head so BEEEG?

  63. LMAO! I can’t…stop…LAUGHING!!

  64. I stopped laughing.

    …but now I’m starting again.

    LMAO!

  65. Must not look. must… not … loook……..

    Thud

  66. ok, i’ve had just about enough of all the cruelty displayed on this site. it’s obvious that somebody inflated this kitteh’s head by blowing into that little valve sticking out of its ‘tocks. poor thing is lucky it didn’t a-splode.

  67. Juniper Jupiter says:

    Holy crap on a cracker!! That is a real kitten?!!! It loox so much like a stuffed kitling with the huge fore-no–five–no–tenhead and the wee li’l body and the ham looking tail!! Meg!!! Seriously!! Are you trying to cause a world squee explosion!!!???

    TOO CUTE!!!!! :D

  68. it’s an anime kitteh with HOOOOOOOGE eyes come to life! ^^

  69. i want to carry this kitteh in a tablespoon

  70. PumpkintheCat says:

    Do we need a new category? Baby Bobbleheads…?

  71. This, friends, is what it’s like to be put into a tailspin.

  72. ignorant redneck says:

    this is the cutest of cute. what a fantastic site and i love the comments..orquotes you make. rather witty

  73. Christine H says:

    OMG KITTEH SO FLUFFY AND ADORABLE. And the contrast with Axl Rose is even funnier.

    Oh, and I vote for this kitteh as EVEN CUTER than the previous cutest kitty every.

  74. Now, that’s cutegasmic!

  75. Silent Meow says:

    What a CUTE, CUTE kitty witty kitty!!! OMG!!! I am dying here…will need CPR…the coot is too moishe…get a doctor, and STAT! This is killing me dead!
    What a way to start a Tuesday, getting dead and all. Way to go, CO!

  76. holy crap.

    so moishe cuteness. not just the tail but giant floofy forehead + sad whiskers.

  77. Troll doll kitteh!

    *is ded*
    Thud!

  78. Meg – your comments on this pic are killing me! I am laughing my butt off. Axel Rose voice……..hahahahahahaha

  79. I looked at the tail, I’m blind now – who will pay my disability!!!!!!!!!

  80. OMG, the TRIANGLE TAIL!!!
    Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

  81. Hmmm, something is not right with that shadow…

    but whatever, i got diabeteeees!

  82. Holy frijoles that’s a big fluffy noggin.

  83. Biblical bobbleheaded butterbean kittencaboodle.

  84. beautifulkittenfish says:

    it kindof looks like you could pick the whole kitten up, just by the tail… like a teensy little frying pan.
    hummm

  85. the photos on the link are absolutely beautiful!

  86. DO WANT

  87. luvinmalssomuch says:

    Liz, [innocent whistling... - Ed.]
    Hey I’ll make a deal with you. I take the pillow talk pup, you take this kitty and we will swap every other ….. NAH! Want the puppy.

  88. Oh, oh my. You’ve officially bleend myself, my best friend, and her entire office out with this one. My day is shot. Must have more cute now. *sigh*

  89. I am in love with the following ratios:
    a) face-to-head
    b) ear-to-head
    c) head-to-body

    End transmission.

  90. “Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?”

    “The same thing we do every night Pinky…”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJPFSNu_QNs

  91. How many Rules of Cuteness does this lil’ kitty follow? Ear-to-forehead ratio = Huge!

  92. AWWWWWWWW!!! Too cute!

    ~Erin
    http://www.ladyabbies.com

  93. It’s a living Littlest Petshop pet! I’m surprised it’s beensy little neck can hold up that big ol’ melon.

  94. hey luvin’s-
    whos’ “eding” your posts and what vile thing did you say to get edd-ed ?
    and NO you cant have the puppeh and the Kitty.
    just pick one dang it!

    [Luv's comment wasn't the problem, and you're not helping things... - Ed.]
    [...that's short for "Editor", btw. - Theo]

  95. I awso cannot help but notice the fuzzy elvis snarl lip with like… a freakin moustache of downturned whiskers that I want to be ticklin’ my cheeks right NOW!! sweeping that big head back and forth across my cheeks.(shifty eyes).. HOWEVER..I looked at the tail. I am now a ghost who is unable to leave that fathead puff of love’s supernatural web of cuteness. *dematerializes*

  96. I agree w Christine H – This kitty has to be the cutest kitty ever!

    The eye to nose & mouth ratio is redonk. And the face to forehead ratio is even redonkulouser!

  97. well spank me with a rolled up newspaper and call me mommy.
    i feel like i’ve been brutalized.
    and i was just standing here innocently kicking dirt clods.

  98. meowpossum says:

    It looks like the pin-up kitty from those 1970’s posters from the Scholastic Book Club, the ones with cheesy mottos like “Have a Purrr-fect Day!” that you’d get for free if you ordered enough books. Uncomfortable memories of second grade are tainting the enjoyment of the fluffy little fingerbutt cat for me :-/

  99. Liz — can I skip the newspaper part?
    Er… and maybe the mommy part?
    …and definitely the nonsensical “brutalized” part. That too.
    To extend your metaphor, I was just trying to clean up, y’know… and now there’s all this dirt on my floor again.
    [resignedly grabs the push broom]

  100. ok ok
    let there be peace and love and kitties and puppies and only cute-ness and love in the world forever more.
    (or until luvins starts something again)
    ;)

  101. “And let it begin with ‘Squee’…”

  102. i sorries. i nomnommed a little too moische on the tail. is even cuter short though, no?

  103. I can only say one thing: STOP EET!

    Stheriously, that is THE cutest thing EVAH!!!!!

  104. Mr. 7 year old pants sez: C’mon, mom, that’s NOT real. How stupid do you think I am?

  105. I touched the tail,

    and was unimpressed.

    The cat is not pleased.

  106. The Cat, did you clicky on the tail. it takes you to the persons web page with more kitten pictures.

    And I was well Pleased they were cute.

    The Annie ; )

  107. corvideye says:

    Cute apocalypse!!!!!

  108. cabottrail says:

    I honestly believe that this kitteh could bring about world peace. Or kill everyone in the process, committing acts of cute-icide.

    It’s just….so wrong. NOTHING should ever be that cute. It’s…it’s wrong! *falls into sobbing heap onto floor*

  109. I think if you squeezed him, he would be nothing but POOF!

  110. u lil cat have a big head

  111. Sumac'nStraycats says:

    You folks is all spoofin’. Dat kitteh is the uggiest of uggy. Zee head is so unright.

  112. Sumac'nStraycats says:

    You folks is all spoofin’. Dat kitteh is the uggiest of uggy. Zee head is so unright.

  113. Sumac'nStraycats says:

    You folks is all spoofin’. Dat kitteh is the uggiest of uggy. Zee head is so unright.

  114. Sumac'nStraycats says:

    You folks is all spoofin’. Dat kitteh is the uggiest of uggy. Zee head is so unright.

  115. Sumac'nStraycats says:

    You folks is all spoofin’. Dat kitteh is the uggiest of uggy. Zee head is so unright.

  116. Sumac'nStraycats says:

    You folks is all spoofin’. Dat kitteh is the uggiest of uggy. Zee head is so unright.

  117. this has to be as many said before me THE CUTEST KITTEN EVER

  118. ANOTHER OWL KITTEH!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

    http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/06/so_what_did_you.html

  119. O.O

    *looks at tail*

    *ded*

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