look at that hot little guy with his legs spread. he probably has a hot little puppy boner rubbing against the ground. i wish i had a jar of peanut butter so i could cover my wiggly worm with it and let him lick it off

[twists head]

I can’t see anything but floof!

it’s a chow. i don’t know why everyone thinks it’s a mix. i have two chows and they looked exactly like this when they were puppies, just different colors. one was fawn and white, the other was fawn and red.

It’s the front paws.

No, it’s the floof.

No, it’s the ‘baroo?’

No, it’s the tail.

No, it’s the paw pads.

No, it’s the ‘tockulence.

No, it’s the ginger ears.

No, it’s the fact that the puppy is anerably fluffy, and expert model, and has ears that make you want to soft-kronsche them.

Plus the thought of the puppy lying down, under a Christmas tree, with a santa hat on and wrapped in ribbons etc.

And I thought the ‘perfect pup’ was that Pomeranian last week. or that ‘poster girl of pups’ Lucy.

No mo’!

WE NEED MORE PICTURES!

*begs then head asplode*

It’s the front paws.

No, it’s the floof.

No, it’s the ‘baroo?’

No, it’s the tail.

No, it’s the paw pads.

No, it’s the ‘tockulence.

No, it’s the ginger ears.

No, it’s the fact that the puppy is anerably fluffy, and expert model, and has ears that make you want to soft-kronsche them.

Plus the thought of the puppy lying down, under a Christmas tree, with a santa hat on and wrapped in ribbons etc.

And I thought the ‘perfect pup’ was that Pomeranian last week. or that ‘poster girl of pups’ Lucy.

No mo’!

WE NEED MORE PICTURES!

*begs then head asplode*

It’s the front paws.

No, it’s the floof.

No, it’s the ‘baroo?’

No, it’s the tail.

No, it’s the paw pads.

No, it’s the ‘tockulence.

No, it’s the ginger ears.

No, it’s the fact that the puppy is anerably fluffy, and expert model, and has ears that make you want to soft-kronsche them.

Plus the thought of the puppy lying down, under a Christmas tree, with a santa hat on and wrapped in ribbons etc.

And I thought the ‘perfect pup’ was that Pomeranian last week. or that ‘poster girl of pups’ Lucy.

No mo’!

WE NEED MORE PICTURES!

*begs then head asplode*

It’s the front paws.

No, it’s the floof.

No, it’s the ‘baroo?’

No, it’s the tail.

No, it’s the paw pads.

No, it’s the ‘tockulence.

No, it’s the ginger ears.

No, it’s the fact that the puppy is anerably fluffy, and expert model, and has ears that make you want to soft-kronsche them.

Plus the thought of the puppy lying down, under a Christmas tree, with a santa hat on and wrapped in ribbons etc.

And I thought the ‘perfect pup’ was that Pomeranian last week. or that ‘poster girl of pups’ Lucy.

No mo’!

WE NEED MORE PICTURES!

*begs then head asplode*

It’s the front paws.

No, it’s the floof.

No, it’s the ‘baroo?’

No, it’s the tail.

No, it’s the paw pads.

No, it’s the ‘tockulence.

No, it’s the ginger ears.

No, it’s the fact that the puppy is anerably fluffy, and expert model, and has ears that make you want to soft-kronsche them.

Plus the thought of the puppy lying down, under a Christmas tree, with a santa hat on and wrapped in ribbons etc.

And I thought the ‘perfect pup’ was that Pomeranian last week. or that ‘poster girl of pups’ Lucy.

No mo’!

WE NEED MORE PICTURES!

*begs then head asplode*

It’s the front paws.

No, it’s the floof.

No, it’s the ‘baroo?’

No, it’s the tail.

No, it’s the paw pads.

No, it’s the ‘tockulence.

No, it’s the ginger ears.

No, it’s the fact that the puppy is anerably fluffy, and expert model, and has ears that make you want to soft-kronsche them.

Plus the thought of the puppy lying down, under a Christmas tree, with a santa hat on and wrapped in ribbons etc.

And I thought the ‘perfect pup’ was that Pomeranian last week. or that ‘poster girl of pups’ Lucy.

No mo’!

WE NEED MORE PICTURES!

*begs then head asplode*

squee! that is the cutest stuffed animal ever! those button eyes! those impossibly cute splayed back legs! the fluffitude! the ears!! and the puppy baroo, too?! fine, just kill me with the qte, why don’t you, meg?