Bunday: world dominayshe edition

Um, People? Are you kidding me?! I’m pretty moishe speechless here.

This bun is just taking over Monday—and so nonchalantly. He’s all: "oh.   hai."

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Check out how "timid" he is, knowing FULL WELL that his powers are enveloping the entire northern hemisphere!

Is that evil paw tenting I see?!

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And if that isn’t enough for you, how about this little FULL BODY POSE, that MAY REQUIRE CPR!?

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Elias P., where have you been hiding this fifth element, this eighth wonder of the world, this TEENY BUN!?

Comments

  1. windup omniscient judgmental one. i am humbled and terrified. and awed.

  2. AAAAAAAA!….OH I with I wath a wittle sugah bun….*twitch*…tiny pink earth…*dies*

  3. soft, fuzzy, speckly, cravingly snorgleable…

    and knows it!

    sheesh

  4. *falls dead to the floor from the life threatening cuteness* My tombstone will read: slain by prosh world dominayshe.

  5. Tony James says:
  6. He’s like a tiny, mini-mop!

  7. It’s Disapprumium–the hardest element to please.

  8. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Too cute for coherent response!

  9. Sweet Lady says:

    “And eef ju didn’ notice, I am cyute from dees angle as weel.”

    That bunneh has plans.. do you see those paws fluffed together? He is plotting demise. Hide your cats!

  10. Nifty bunny. The mini pigs are cuter and the swiffer cat ROCKS!!!! EEEEHEHEHEHEHE

    More dogs in costumes!! :D:D

  11. Oh, he’s all bite size! I’m sure I could fit him in my mouth and that he’d melt like a Peep. Nom.

  12. This bunneh is going to get snorgled to death! Soooo prosh.

  13. Tony James says:
  14. C’mon this aint real,it’s a Bunbot engineered by those wiley orientals. Take all elements of cute package in floof hide lethal cutecompute inside,result, TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION.

  15. So young and so disapproving already… *sigh*

  16. pugmamatimestwo says:

    uhm…wow…

    ::HEAD SPLODES::

    welcome to my desktop wallpaper for the next 80 years, little bun :)

  17. All Hail the Big Bunneh!!!! Welcome to our humble planet, Earth. We submit to yer tewtel world dominayshun… (and wish we was all floofy ‘n anerable and stuff)

    I knew there was a reason I was growin’ all those lettuces on my kitchen windowsill ;P

  18. It’s BIRDCHICK – posting right here on our CO!! I saw her! I’m posting with greatness!

    I will not look at the bun – I have a great Monday morning grouch going and I don’t want to ruin it.

  19. I bow to you and your darling munchable ears, Master Bun Bun!

    (I don’t think it’s an evil paw tenting so much as an evil paw rubbing. I can almost hear him saying: “Exsss-cellent!”)

  20. metsakins says:

    Help me
    I think I’m falling
    In love again
    When I get that crazy feeling, I knowI’m in trouble again
    I’m in trouble’Cause you’re a rambler and a gambler
    And a sweet-talking-babeh bun
    And you love your lovin’ (lovin’)
    But not like you love your freedom

  21. Sugar and spice and everything nice, that’s what little buns are made of! Buns are proof that life should go on!! Buns can touch us one time and last for a lifetime!!! With the warm bun on my face there is nothing else I need!!!! Buns are the words the heart cannot say!!!!!
    (Help me, I’ve just been card shopping, ahem)

  22. The mini-pigs rock, and the bitesize bun is dee-lishus! Then that fuzzacious birdlet? My day is made!

  23. luvinmalssomuch says:

    OMG! tooooo cute for words.

  24. The second pic…the tenting of tiny paws. I hear a Mr Burns “Excellent” from bunbun!

  25. All he needs is to be holding a little hairless cat in the second photo, and say “I don’t expect you to live Mr. Bond, I expect you to die”
    Then all will be well with the world.

  26. circuscake says:

    you know, i was fine until the last picture…daayyum!

  27. How can you not want to snuggle that little, perfect fluff ball! Too cute for words….

  28. *dies of a cutegasm*

    *comes back to life as a zombie*

    *head explodes of unmitigated bunny cuteness*

    *dies again*

  29. eeeeeeeeeeee!! ::splode::

    thats got to be a lionhead because hes an exactly clone of my doe eyed floof butt baby bun oliver except different flavored :D

    That is undeniably adorable and is now the background on my desktop i’m gunna smoosh my face against. This weekend i’m gunna send in oliver’s fluffy ‘tocks so be prepared :)

  30. I know I am going to get splattered for this post, but Hon Glad, “wiley orientals”? Egad!

    That may have been unintentioned racism, but it still is a really troubling way of lumping a entire group of millions of diverse people into one quintessentialized lump. Problematic.

    The bun, however, is hands-down splendid.

  31. Tony James says:

    Didn’t we have this discussion already? We really don’t need a do-over, do we?

  32. Little bun bun, I want to hug you and kiss you and love you over and over and over…

  33. Does. Not. Seem. Real.

    Dream bun?

  34. enuff – I believe with all my heart that our friend Hon Glad was speaking to the cute niche that has been cornered by “Orientals”. Hello Kitty, for example? If you please, you will see this to be a running theme here on CO, that they, ie, the “Orientals”, keek ‘tocks in teh Cute department.
    Ees OK.

  35. I want to put him in my mouf!

  36. IS there such a thing as bun huffing cause Ummm I think I am now addicted.
    I mean the kitten huffing well I wasn’t too worried when I did that but now I have obviously moved on to the hard core stuff.

  37. Metsakins and Pyrite, ah Monday morning poetry…. All I can say is thank you.

  38. montana gramma says:

    Does anyone really believe that this could possibly be a ‘real’ bun? It must be one of those Japanese robot buns!!

  39. “Pyrite”??? LOL!
    [restrains the snarky geology-nerd jokes]

  40. This bun would taste like cotton candy. Don’t get ‘em wet!!

    And enuff, it’s supposedly an outdated term, but it never was a negative one, Oriental meaning Eastern. I wouldn’t be offended if I was referred to as “Occidental”…but with the world being round, the only thing wrong with it is perspective. Or “orientation,” if you will ;-)

  41. Well… “asian” doesn’t have all the old negative connotations that “oriental” accumulated over the years. Words do have their histories.

  42. anne boleyn says:

    Cannot be real. I bleeve we’re spozed to call the very gifted friends to the east, Asians these days. Be nice. be sensitive. Elsewise the bunny will disapprove of YOU!

  43. Kat — sounds poof-fect for a Bunday in ‘Tocktober!

  44. Me wants one!!!! WAY too cute!!!

  45. Ooh! my very own commentroversy. Shall I make it worserer. What do you think Theo.

  46. Cavvie's mom says:

    The bunneh — the whole bunneh — the bunneh in its entirety — would fit into my pocket!!!!!!!

  47. book_monstercats says:

    I have been taken over by a toy bun. Well, that’s what he looks like in the final picture.

  48. Peanutcat says:

    OH DEAR GOD! I thought the brown eye-liner and muzzlepowch spots were deadly enough, then you esposed the brown-tipped paws!

    *splodes*

  49. Erg I forgot to proof my post sorry Pyrit.

  50. book_monstercats says:

    I’ve read the comments upwards… I don’t think the Hon Glad meant anything bad. She’s been visiting this site for yonks and never nuffed. Orientals, especially the Japanese have always been greatly admired on the CO for their cleverness in dedding us with the qte, so I hope we don’t have a commentroversy.

  51. Oh.Dear.Heavens.

  52. As aye ‘ave sed befores, an’ aye don’t be moindin’ if it needs repeatin’, pyrite is fool’s gold an’ pirates be fools fer gold, so ons and so forths. Peeps been spellin’ me name wrongs but nowt a capital affair.

  53. Hon Glad – look what ya started!

  54. *stix bunneh in replicator*

    muahahahaha …mine all mine (and yours too :P)

  55. Oh my.

    “Asian” = people.

    “Oriental” = object.

    Quite simple, really.

    Now get it right or little puff ball pocket-sized bun will turn into a gremlin at midnight and maim you.

  56. paulajeanne says:

    What is Scout holding in the middle picture? A cookie? Whew! Managed to get the question out, now can die of teh cuteness.

    [Clearly, Scout is holding OUR FUTURE!!! - Ed.]

  57. ThreeCatNight says:

    Methinks I am in Bunneh Love. I wants ta put him in my pocket!

  58. Tessa, NYC says:

    Lord have mercy, she says clutching her chest. I hope the paramedics have an antidote for this.

  59. De-lurking to thank Meg and this bun for MAKING MY DAY! Gah! I can’t take it and yet can’t… look… away…

  60. this lil Bun would look even cuter in the hands of a shirtless-levi wearing handsome gentleman.
    i can just imagine …
    stop it.

  61. sapphie's mom 2 says:

    Utter bunihilashun!!!!

  62. OMG, I give up! Here bunbun, take everything I have! I insist! I am completely under your spell!

  63. Eater of Shades says:

    awww,

    what a tiny big-eyed bun you have there

    and love the caramel eyeliner

  64. has anyone thought of getting the Holy Hand Grenade ready – just.in.case?

  65. acelightning says:

    BUNNY!
    BunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnyBUNNY!!!
    Unbearable vanilla-caramel-floof adorableness… incredible tiny bunnitude… that does it, I’m going back to bed, to dream about being surrounded by bunnies…

  66. Can you call my mother and tell her that I am dead? You will have to explain how the proshness of this insane bun-bun has caused a massive heart attack. Seriouslys.

    OMG…I just wanna pull him (her?) out of the computer screen and let her sit in my lap at work all day!

    ::faints::

  67. what kind of bunny is this?!
    i neeeed one.

  68. Pyrit- Pirouette,Pyrex et al.You got my context right. In that the Japanese own us when it comes to cute. :0)

  69. Carrie- The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, is on loan. To the Japanese I am afraid. Gulp!

  70. metsakins says:

    after this post, we will havta go around and pick up the ded, however….

  71. That’s it. That is IT! Meg, I have been overloaded by the cute and must now expire.

    *ded*

    *lifts head for one sec* You need voice comments, for I could not even type out the ridiculous noises I made upon sighting this Bunneh of d00m.

    *ded agin*

  72. berthaslave says:

    With my dying breath, I explain that “oriental” is an old-fashioned word created by folks in the west to describe things from the “generic” east. It is considered offensive or at least resonant of a racist/occidentalist (western) era where folks used generalizations to refer to entire races of people without respect to their national heritage.

    That bunneh is Mr. Burns in disguise.

  73. headscratcher says:

    It’s also a word used to describe/title university departments that specialize in various Asian academics, like literature, art, history, archeology, anthropology, etc, etc.

  74. As deadly as a basilisk.

  75. The Hon Gladys lives in her Victorian imperialist bubble, and I wouldn’t have her any other way.

    Peeps, maybe this is a good reason to read a blog or site a few times, or more than a few times before you react. That way you get an idea of the local characters, and you’d know the Hon Gladys doesn’t mean any harm.
    Oh, OK, she does think we should all be ripping gold and diamonds out of the African earth to enrich her and her ilk, while she sits on a veranda and sips G&Ts, but she’s really cool anyway.

  76. I also think you all need a damn good thrashing nay horse whipping.Once I have finished berating the butler for not posting my massages quickly enough I’ll be round. You have been warned!

  77. Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT make direct eye contact.

    Brain will explode from sheer cuteness.

    Also, do not look directly at the feeeeeets.

  78. I’m from California. Can we replace the bear on our state flag with this bunny? Can we please? I’m gonna start a petition.

  79. My mother, who is Chinese, refers to Asians as “oriental.” *shrug* She’s not being offensive, it’s just what she does. I think her context is oriental being “from the east, not India or Middle East.” Meaning what many people consider the “Asia” countries, such as Korea, China and Japan.

  80. This is the tiniest bunny in the universe

  81. I weesh to znorgle heem!

  82. Hon Glad… ok, so you post *massages* how, exactly?

  83. The cuteness of this here bunneh is making me hyperventilate but;
    I. JUST. CAN’T. STOP. LOOKING!!!

  84. NO NO NO NO NO….i cannot handle…..the…….CUTENESSSSSS

    *dies*

  85. This is the CUTEST i like the evil paw action one

  86. berthaslave says:

    I’m not accusing anyone of being anything (except this delicious little creature of being cute). A lot of people are unaware that the word “oriental” is considered problematic by some people, so I’m just contributing to the knowledge. I’d never accuse someone of being a racist just because they used that term (unlike other nasty terms). Hon Glad rocks.

    BTW, is this a bunneh or a guinea pig?

  87. I *knew* devilbunnies were still active

  88. Sooo sweeeeet. Not quite disapproving, but you can tell she’s dimly aware that she’s in for a lifetime of disappointment. In that last shot, you can almost hear her wee little bunny voice saying “you never WILL live up to my expectations, will you.”

  89. oaklandcat says:

    “With my dying breath, I explain that “oriental” is an old-fashioned word created by folks in the west to describe things from the “generic” east. It is considered offensive or at least resonant of a racist/occidentalist (western) era where folks used generalizations to refer to entire races of people without respect to their national heritage.”

    It’s just interesting because everything you say about the term “Oriental” could also apply to the term “Asian.” It’s used to describe the generic east, and it lumps together many, many diverse ethnic groups.
    However, “Asian” just happens to be in vogue right now, and “Oriental” has gone out of style.

  90. anne boleyn says:

    Hon Glad does NOT post massages, she has her butler do that for her. (Hon Glad, I’m not sure it’s wise to let the butler do that though). She rocks, everyone lives in peace and harmony, If we screw up and say the wrong thing then we do the forgiveness thing. Unless of course some bad person sneaks into the overload area and then we have to sic the disapproving bunny on him/her. Amen

  91. bjwhite24 says:

    Follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of four and fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth.

  92. Looks up at cute adorable bunny pictures.. Ponders the state of the earth. Looks back up at bunny pictures.. How exactly did we get here. Hon Glad Here is a G & T.

  93. elifromcali says:

    This just made my day.
    Now I can die happy.

    dead

  94. yuppers, this bunneh, along with beer, is proof that Benjamin Franklin loves us and wants us to be happy.

  95. O peoples get over yerselfs. I happen to be Oriental/Asian/Far Eastern (take your pick) and if being a ‘wily Oriental’ associates me with this bun I’m as wily and as Oriental as they come.

  96. Inscrutable, too.

  97. anne boleyn says:

    So I check the situation this morning and we not only have peace and harmony, we have beer, g&t, and Benjamin Franklin as the diety in his own great quotation. Life is good.

  98. mmmm…beer….

    *Homer Simpson drool*

  99. If Mr. Gore had not won the NPP, this bun would have been a shoo-in. Maybe next year.

  100. metsakins says:

    Theresa – I don’t know if it is peace or world dominayshon on said bunneh’s mind.

    Centibleen!

  101. I’m sure Hon Glad is awesome! But sometimes language has a history, and if we are talking about the trend in Japanese culture towards the production of cute then maybe we should be specific. The term oriental, I believe, was originally coined by the occident as a way of exoticizing and dehumanizing varying Asian peoples. I know to some I may sound aggressive, but before you swoop upon me like enraged happy people disrupted in your swoons of cute, remember that honestly my heart is in the right place, and thank you Bertha Slave for being so articulate.

    And thank you bunny for being soooo adorable.

  102. just
    ‘sploded
    kerploof!

  103. “Oriental” refers to things, not people. Oriental carpet = generally unoffensive. Oriental person = generally offensive.

    Anyway, now that everybody knows the term Oriental is offensive to many Asian people, why continue to use it? Would it really be so awful to acknowledge the correction, apologize for giving offense, and use the term Asian from now on? Using the term Oriental without realizing just how offensive it is can be excused. Once the offense has been pointed out, however, arguing that it just shouldn’t be offensive, or that since one person doesn’t find it offensive so nobody else should, or that the word Asian also has potential to be problematic, is just an attempt to deny the offended parties’ feelings. *That* is offensive.

  104. So young and yet disapproving!

  105. It’s the Grim Leaper!
    I had a foster bunneh once called Scout… she was grey though. She and her sister Radar became therapy pets…

  106. cute bunny, how evil you are! one look at your cuteness and people are tearing each other up over the potential offensiveness of the word “oriental”. Your plan fro world domination must be working…

  107. Theresa Muir says:

    I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone. The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it would prove a serious danger to the upper classes, and probably lead to acts of violence in Grosvenor Square.

    ;) (Lady Bracknell)

  108. Ha! Like the quotation :). (and recognize it)

  109. I think the bunny wants to call mommy in the first pic !!!

  110. Chris Deke says:

    This little bun is SO adorable. What breed is he, does anyone know? I’d love to pick one up just like this…

  111. hon. glad.: you’re a guy, right? the handle being your pet’s name?

    i believe you have a history of pushing the envelope, usually to humorous effect, (and sometimes resulting in TMI; i for one haven’t forgotten that thing about tickling your own bum to make yourself pee…wish i could [shudder]).

    anyway, i interpreted this comment was what you call “satire”. am i right?

  112. Was I the only one who interpreted Hon Glad’s comment as sarcasm? Like, in a stodgy, cigar-smoking racist McCarthy era patriarch kind of voice, “those sneaky Japs…wiley Orientals…”? I don’t know…
    It seemed like comedy in an Archie Bunker, poking fun at racists (although there is nothing funny about racism ever) kind of way. It seems I’m alone though, so keep fighting amongst yourselves.

  113. Ali – me too me too! but you said it a lot better than i did.

  114. Thanks for yours comments. The bunny is Verchy ( Versace ).
    Here are some more pics.

    Thanks.

  115. who r u

  116. what is your name ya

  117. Hi My name is Elias, from Spain.

  118. that is a cute bunny.

  119. POOOOOOFY!!!

  120. OMG!!!
    *dies*
    *dies agaiin*
    *dies a third time*
    *comes back to life*
    *repeats*

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