I am NOT a Swiffer.

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Stheriouswee, Photo Girl. Way to save moneh.



  1. Hi I'm Amy says:

    Bleen? Do I get a bleen?

  2. I’ve long believed that toe-floof serves a dual purpose… comfort AND housecleaning >^.^<

  3. Hi I'm Amy says:

    Wow! I’ve been lurking around this board for ages and finally got a comment in! This guy looks like he’s trying to say “Boo!” Isn’t he a little early for Halloween?

  4. SeaBreeze says:

    “You are ALL under my power!!!”

  5. Yitzysmommie says:

    Wow! What a seriously bee-ooo-teeful kitty in a great pose. I don’t know whether to be askeered or to start cleaning my floors with Mr (Ms?) I’m not a McSwifferpants here

  6. LOL, this guy looks like he’s doing a wookieroar…

    Come to think of it..he looks like a Wookiee…

  7. caught the tuna robberer

  8. Invisible dog farting on face!

    Cannn’t breeeathe ehnnn

  9. wadaya mean I’m fat I can do catasthenics, watch me.

  10. Ha! Caught the tuna Robber.. good one.

    Mr. I’m not a McSwiffersons (funny!)

    You guys kill me.

    Love the swifferkitty

  11. You may have me now Copper but I’ll get you one day… I’ll get you. Nobody messes with Floofy and gets away with it.

  12. FREEZE!!!! We have you surrounded.

  13. Snorglepup says:

    Hey, Who snorgled his neck off?

  14. there is no kitteh, only zuul

  15. Invisible fencing sword

    “Un Garde”

    Annie, snicker!

  16. Invisible roller coaster!

  17. Bugmom snicker back…

  18. Nicolletta says:


  19. I swears. The fish, it was THIS big!

  20. And the point after attempt IS GOOD!!

  21. I am Siamese if you please

    that is what i thought of after LOL at this one, belly laugh at that

  22. Stephanie says:

    (In a Spanish accent) GOAL!!!!!

  23. Great story in NYT, about cats in war-torn Baghdad
    nothing to do with the post, but if you’ve made it this far in the comments, you’ll probably appreciate the effort to save a load of kittehs

  24. It’s the ‘bominable snow cat!


  25. “Hallelujiah! Purraise de Lawd ya’ll!”

  26. It’s a Halloween kitteh!! She may not be black, but she is terrifying. In a freakishly adorable way. 😀

  27. fillyjonk says:

    He looks like some kind of Muppet. Maybe not “Cookie Monster” but “Tuna Monster.”

  28. China's Mom says:

    That is the position my China gets into when she wants me to scratch her pits! LOL! She just loves that!

  29. AuntieMame says:

    Stephanie, it’s:


  30. Is it just me, or could this be the life model for Lucifur, from Cinderella?

  31. Snorglepup – haha that’s what i thought at first, someone snorgled ze neck clean off hihi

  32. Mouse, that is an interesting article. It does make the heart ache.
    I wish there were no more war.

  33. Ok…is it just me or does it look like a cat head under another cat’s bottom end? Odd but cute.

  34. Thanks, ridiculously enormous and fluffy cat, for tonight’s nightmares.

  35. this is heee-lariou-ush!

    i simply must know the story behind this photo; what was kitty in the midst of to have captured this primo pose?

    do tell 🙂

  36. acelightning says:


  37. I can’t help seeing a gray kitty trying on a big fluffy white angora sweater with a very small neckhole. He just managed to push his head through. Ehn!

  38. this looks just like Sassafrass from Bad Cat

  39. “Stop! In the name of the paw!”

  40. i hurt my own ears LAUGHING!

  41. MARRRRRRRRRRRON!!!!!!!! time for cat-a-cism this kitteh is possessed!!!!

  42. Goodness, this cutie does look like those new dusting swiffer tools.

  43. “tonight we dine in hell!!!”

  44. not telling says:

    grrrr!! did i scare you?
    ah man i didn’t

  45. misscrisp says:

    pyrit- L to the O to the L

  46. Not cute.

  47. Put ya monee in da bowl for JEEEEESSSUS!

  48. Alright, drop the catnip and come out w/ your paws up!

  49. Go on, tickle me. I dare ya. . . . chomp!

  50. I want to tickle the kitty armpits!

  51. LibrariAnn says:

    SUE! My thoughts exactly – “OMG! The animated Cinderella cat, come to life!”

  52. Love Swiffer and all their fine products.

    Love this floofy kitty.

    Love + Love = CO

  53. I am the great Cornholio!
    I need TP for my bunghole!

    I got nothin…

  54. I think the internet got crossed today. This one clearly belongs on People there are no doubt puzzling over a cute fluffy bun-buns post or something. haha!

  55. And the worst oh noes! What *happened* to cuteoverlord!?! Awful nasty placeholder with popups instead. 😦

  56. Ah, just not using the right link: *relief*

    I will stop with the comment spamming now. 😛


    Kitteh obviously experiencing the throes of victory.

  58. “We’re coming to the end of a spectacular floof exercise…and he sticks the landing!!!”

  59. book_monstercats says:

    That is a serious mexican wave. All together now…

  60. this looks exactly like “Sassafrass” from the book Bad Cat

  61. sorry i posted that 2x i thought internet messed up last night…guess i felt my comment was important enough to remember in the am! good lo’

    i like how he/she has one paw clenched, one paw opened up–sort of a new riff on ‘paws up’?

  62. I just got a jolt. Went to ICHC and saw the same caption as one of my comments above. Freaky!!!!! Srsly.

  63. Looks at cat’s expression and am speechless.

  64. Sweet Lady says:

    “And I would have gotten away with it, if it hadn’t had been for you meddling kids!”

  65. OOOOO great Scooby reference Sweet Lady!

    I really got nothing either, except I bet that cat is fun to hold and snorgle, what with the seriously serious floofitudes going on.

  66. anomalous4 says:

    b ware, Ceiling Cat, i is Floor Cat! i is teh EEEEEEVIL & im gonna totaly PWNZ u!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!1!11!!

  67. One paw curled, one paw stretched = happy cat wif belleh rubs.

  68. Wave your paws in the air, if you’s a true player…

  69. ThreeCatNight says:

    “Vith my Magic Ray, I vill conquer the VORLD!”

  70. Wampa ice cat is looking for Luke Skywalker

  71. If it is indeed a mop, it’s an angry one

  72. … um yhat a kinda scary cat

  73. This is the same pose as the Bad Cat for 10/14/07. Uncanny!

  74. omg, this looks like my cat! lmao!

  75. “Did anyone get the number of that truck?”

  76. Alice Shortcake says:


  77. rubber duck says:

    Hehehee. Another one for My Cat Hates You. 😀 “Die, hairless monkey!”

  78. Whenever my 18 month old daughter sees this picture she raises her arms up in the air. It cracks me up! Still trying to get a good picture of her doing it. I show her the picture everyday because it still makes me laugh.

  79. “Tonight, we dine – in HELL!”

  80. coolkitty says:

    Not a swiffer … I’m not, I’m not, I’m NOT!