People, you really need to know how to maximize your snorgle. Pull up a chair—and listen.
First, Find a limp, sleeping kitteh, preferably warm to the toche.
Second, locate warm, defenseless neck area
Third, locate the "Axis of Snorgling", an elusive concave area, created by the crook of a neck, overlapping paw, etc.—it must be large enough for one human nose (see green circle in figure A)
Lastly, Bury nose into Axis of Snorgling, and stay there until someone tells you you’re weird and that you should act like an adult.
Repeat as needed, until kitteh/boy/girlfriend runs away.