‘Tocktober: Hamster edition

Um, Sender-Inner Vivian W., I don’t know HOW you managed to capture your hamster’s ‘tocks so perfectly. I mean look at this specimen!

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And, turn to the right [say in police officer voice]

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These pics should obvy be outlawed, with you under arrest!

66 comments … read them below or add one

  1. One Eyed Daruma says:

    Oooh…Theo…make’em wiggle!

  2. Carrie says:

    Hamsters have droopy drawers tocks!

    How cute is THAT?

  3. anner says:

    this hammy’s been doing his glute-squeezes!

  4. Marianne says:

    erm…I’m pretty sure those are balls, not tocks?

  5. Carrie says:

    Hammy balls are that big? That’s just not right.

  6. Annie says:

    The tailio kills with it’s cuteness.

  7. NYgirly says:

    Squirrels have monster balls too, but then you *know* how they are about nuts ^^

    meggy’s spreadin’ hamster pr0n!
    meggy’s spreadin’ hamster pr0n!

    i was innocently enjoying cute when i got to the 2nd pic and saw hammy’s evil eye (red eye) eeeeeek hep me!

  8. NYgirly says:

    one eyed daruma wants theo to make hammy’s testicles wiggle

    –almost made me pee laughing

  9. Laura says:

    Actually, hammie parts are pretty hard to see (at least, in the dwarf hammies I’ve had). I’d say those are his/her pantaloons!

  10. WannaSmile says:

    Preshious Tocks’…good work!

  11. paulajeanne says:

    How unusual to see the legs stretched out like that! Usually they look like the legs are just little stubs as they scurry around. And agree, that sure looks like a boy hammie.

  12. Yitzysmommie says:

    Awright, are they ‘tocks or ballz? Enquiring minds want to know…..

  13. Can we get a squee for the pretty blue dish? (Squee!) Thank you!

  14. One Eyed Daruma says:

    If Meg sayz they’re ‘tocks, they’re ‘tocks. And I stand by my wiggle request. So there. Pllllbbt. If you pee when you laff, maybe you should call a doc.

  15. eoyore says:
  16. Carrie says:

    it’s obviously a hamster dish too – look at the little hammies on it!

  17. Carrie says:

    no actually that didn’t help it just showed the scent gland – not the nads.

  18. Tarah711 says:

    I love the hammy tocks!

  19. Marianne says:

    hammie balls are indeed that big. have you ever seen an adult male syrian?
    http://www.hamsterific.com/HamsterUniversity/images/SexingDiagramDwarf.jpg

  20. karla says:

    That tiny tail nubbins!! SO CUTE!

  21. Bollocks! says:

    Sorry, y’all, those are definitely balls.

  22. Annie says:

    I like how the bowl is as big as mister ham pants there. And this is why the boy hammies on CO wear pants..
    The MORE you know :D

  23. eoyore says:

    The “nads” are right where it says “male dwarf hamster” :)

  24. eoyore says:
  25. one of the erins says:

    So wait… Hammie balls are in the BACK?

  26. pugs4me says:

    Those are for sure not ‘tocks, they are his you-know-whats. I have had a male Winter White, and now I have a female Campbell’s Dwarf hammy. Smooch’s ‘tocks are noticibly less “Tanuki-esque.”

  27. jen says:

    those are nadsicles, not tocksicles.

    quite impressive. he must be popular.

    :p

  28. trin says:

    The tocks are adorable, but the ankles are killing me…

  29. Michelle says:

    I think his tocksticles are adorable. teehee

  30. NYgirly says:

    hammy’s fave greek mythological character is Testicleeze ^^

  31. berthaslave says:

    I have never contemplated the relative size of hammy cheekage vs. hammy oysters, and I’m not about to start now. I’ll just say “cute!!!” and maybe offer an spirited “ehn!” for the thirsty (or hungry) hammy.

  32. Yitzysmommie says:

    Nads
    Nadsickles
    Tocksitcles
    You-know-whats
    Oysters
    ?Testiclocks?
    What else can we name Mr Hammy McHammersons’ Boy Parts?

  33. Beavis's Human says:

    I don’t care if they’re balls or tocks. It LOOKS like the cuttest butt cheeks ever!

  34. bugmom says:

    Yitzysmommie,

    Grapes?
    Coconuts?
    Kibbles N Bits?
    Raisins?
    Sack-a-ja-we-ah?
    Nut Powsche?

    I’ve got hundreds!

  35. Sara says:

    He’d better shake that badunkadunk.

  36. eoyore says:

    Junk in his trunks? :)

  37. Annie says:

    Yitziesmommy and bugmom…. Stop… LOL… I can’t take it anymore. Snicker

  38. Suzanne says:

    *giggles* How anerable!

  39. Suzanne says:

    *giggles* How anerable!

  40. Suzanne says:

    *giggles* How anerable!

  41. Claire says:

    Snorgle! Snorgle! Don’t care if they are ‘tocks or harbls.

  42. jen says:

    tocks or tex, no question of cuteness. the ankles, the nubby tail. lol

  43. Annie says:

    It’s Officer Krupke. Making the streets safe for all New York

  44. Kim C says:

    erm…..not tocks!

  45. Yitzysmommie says:

    THX Claire – I clean fergot harbls!

  46. bugmom says:

    Haha!

    Seed bag
    Man purse
    Droopy drops
    Jinglies

  47. eoyore says:

    grape smugglers

  48. Kritter says:

    A couple more, please, courtesy of Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery:
    – wedding tackle
    – the twig and berries

  49. Kaye says:

    Getting slightly off the topic of ham tocksicles, does anyone still have that picture Meg (I’m assuming) made of the ham with blue jeans on? I wouldn’t mind seeing that one again. XD

  50. Yitzysmommie says:

    bugmom- liking Nut Powsche here. Just asked hubby for some funny names he’s heard for testicles (does medical care in a prison). His response: That’s such a serious subject you cannot joke about it – it’s an honor to have testicles.
    Took me awhile to quit laffing so I could post that….

  51. Mrs.Fonebone says:

    To get back to Tocktober, I am a fool for spindly little shanks and fluffy tocks. There, I’ve confessed. Our little tux is known as Pearlette Perfect Purrfur Pants.

  52. foreverluscious says:

    omg look at those little LEGS! *falls over and dies*

  53. bugmom says:

    Yitzysmommie,
    Yeah. I was torn between nut powsche and seed bag (considering the animal in question both fit nicely). I LOL’ed at your hubbys response. It is an honor, too , to have the control of the breasteses. Another serious topic ;) In our house, the sweater potatoes rule. :)

  54. gwenhwyfaer says:

    Seems everyone’s already pointed out that boy hamsters are, er, rather well-endowed.

    I’m surprised that nobody’s suggested that if he has ‘tocks, he must also have ‘locks with those ‘tocks…

  55. Annie says:

    Sweater Potatoes. WEll not as picturesque as melons but funny very funny.

  56. Darcy says:

    jinglies!! DAMN that had me cracking up!!

  57. Rodent Break says:

    Some of it’s ‘nads, some of it’s fluff, but all of it is ANERABLE.

  58. Hon Glad says:

    Meat and two veg, Goolies, Wedding tackle.

  59. bugmom says:

    My hubbies submishie…….

    Junk.

  60. bugmom says:

    Teho, c’mon! Where u at? I know u got some!!!!

  61. Melody says:

    Hahahahahaha, oh my, okay, take a deep breath. Ahahahahahaha. meat and two veg, okay, wedding tackle?! Sweater potatoes! ‘Scuse me, hafta go. Also, my dh keeps coming back here to check on me because I’m gettin’ loud. Ya’ll are hilarious.

  62. bugmom says:

    Melody:
    DH? Dangle Handler?

  63. Subhangi says:

    Where are his pants?!

  64. acelightning says:

    Hilarious hamster hiney! (Even if the twin bulges are boy-bits.)

  65. Hon Glad says:

    Ace: I love boy-bits. Ah! let me re-phrase that, I like your aphorism for bollocks.

  66. Melody says:

    Bugmom-lol, it stands for dear husband.