Do NOT watch this, you can’t HANDLE it

What did I just tell you?! Do NOT watch this NODON’TPRESSPLAY OMG!

I will not be held accountable for you returning to the site 5 billion times to see this video. I hope your boss does not call me. Gren W.



  1. *thonk*

    …just fell dead of cute…

    There are worse ways to go!

  2. Desdemona says:

    OMG is right!! Gotta send this to a friend of mine who is jonesin’ for a new kitten (and who currently has 8 cats) . . . maybe this will satisfy her. Or not.

  3. JuleeJulee says:

    OMG!!! I had to rear myself away in order to comment. SUCH cuteness all in one place!!! Unbearable!!!

  4. JuleeJulee says:

    Oh well — I meant “TEAR myself away,” but I was in too much of a hurry to watch it again.

  5. chet's momma says:

    you has a flavor! nawm nawm nawm………

  6. This makes me even more excited about getting a kitten in a few weeks! Hurry up and get bigger, kitty! 🙂

  7. Gahh… I love how that kitty just grabbed that finger with its two paws and went namnamnam…

  8. What a delish morsel of tiny kitty!

  9. guttersnipe says:

    Now THAT is “barf a rainbow” cute.

    omg omg omg omg I could just about kiss the screen

  10. beebeee kitty does not know yet if she’s left-pawed or right-pawed. Does not even know if she’s front-pawed or rear-pawed ~ she’s multipawdextrous ~haaaa!





  12. I want this kitty. I need this kitty.


  13. my head exploded of cute.

  14. It is videos like this that make it hard for us to remain a two cat family.

  15. [sigh]

    Yah, dat’s kitnz for ya.

  16. acelightning says:

    Now, I’d put *that* adorable little Itty Bitty Kitty into my cleavage in a heartbeat! I’d just let him snuggle in the soft warm place until he falls asleep and purrs that sweet sleeping-kitten purrrrrrrrrrr…

    This little sweetheart truly is an overload of cute!

  17. It’s not working! DO WANT!

  18. Kinder Gentler Carrie says:

    Meg, if you see this post- you have my email… please email me?

    Theo – same, either one of you.

  19. Kinder Gentler Carrie says:

    well you don’t have to… but please look for my email, either of you.

  20. OMG! C.O.O.D… cute overload overdose… ‘splode…splat!

  21. Kinder Gentler Carrie says:

    ack, no edit!!! I don’t have theo’s address here at work – so it was sent to Meg only – gmail address.

  22. Showed this to my husband and roommate and they both, simultaniously went “Awwww!” And starred at the screen for the next three minutes.

  23. Fuzzybutt says:

    Reminds me of when my cats were babies. Now the are old and cranky like me. 🙂

  24. Headscratcher says:

    Great, now I’ll get nothing done today at work. I’ll be watching this video all day long!

    At least it’s a sign of a good week, to be confronted with extreme cute first thing on a Monday Morning!

    Oh, and did anyone notice that the tip of that lady’s finger WAS THE SAME SIZE AS THE BEBEH’S MOUF?????? EEEEK!!!!!

  25. luvinmalssomuch says:

    Why didn’t someone warn me not to watch? OMG

  26. pugmamatimestwo says:

    the little bitty nom-nom-noms, that “i’m going to keeel you” paw action, omg…

    **head asplode**

  27. Space Cowgirl says:

    OMG. Well, I hope you’re happy, Meg – now the Internet is going to implode, create a black hole, and suck in all of existence.

    Also: omgomgomgomg.

  28. squidkitty says:


  29. The definition of ‘squirm’. There is no up or down, only flail.

  30. OMG Too cute!

  31. Yitzysmommie says:

    “Can you get any cuter?”
    I’m so glad I saw this before I went off to work land, where I cannot watch videos. Of course, now that my head has asploded and I have gone *THUD* and died of the Qte after barfing a rainbow, I don’t have to go to work! YAY!

  32. Dat kitteh was the King of Eeehhn..

  33. Kitten Fever!!

  34. Thank you, my life is now complete.

  35. dang. it wont play for me…
    boo hoo. what a crappy monday…

  36. *BAM!*

    Thanks… my head just essploded from kitteny goodness.

  37. NihonGoose says:

    very cute, yes, but that kitten is going to think finger=toy now.

  38. OMG! That is totally the cutest thing i have seen ever!
    I makes me smile! it;s only 11am here and i’ve already watched it 4 times!

  39. kitteh has slayed me.

  40. THIS has got to be the cutest video ever!! I want to play with that kitten and snuggle it!

  41. OMG Why didn’t I listen??? Why did I press play??? WHYYYYYYY

    *Dies of cuteness*

  42. Yitzysmommie says:

    OK, I’ll come in now – after I watch it one moooore time, K?

  43. doomchild says:

    Noooooo!! that’s too moishe! The tongue action and the paws and the fluffitude! I’ll go snorgle my cats to near-death now.

  44. -head asplodes-

    I think that kitty has reached critical mass for cute.

  45. my mouth literally dropped open.

    TOO CUTE!!

    exclamations don’t do it justice.

  46. I’m so happy to see this here! I sent this in…about two hours after finding it, once I had managed to scrape myself off the floor. I had to stop watching the pinnacle of cuteness. This video really is dangerous!

  47. by “exclamations” i meant “exclamation points”

  48. I can’t get over it. The kitty is so tiny!

  49. lurkingsmirk says:

    I am utterly transfixed by the little kitty belleh. SO CUTE!

  50. I love how the video stops just after the lady says ‘Can you get any cuter?’ Clearly the answer was YES because the cameraman DIED.

  51. OH…….MY…….GOD.
    Send that kitty over to Iraq and Myanmar, or wherever there’s disagreement and discord. That kitten will stop wars!

  52. Welshcake says:

    I wish to complain.

    This video is not long enough.

  53. I need to force my hubby to watch this video until his head esplodes or he GETS ME A KITTEH! *sniff* I wanna kitteh sooo bad….

  54. LuvBJones says:

    No, my boss won’t be calling you. The FBI will be calling you, asking why I’m slumped dead over my keyboard with cute-force trauma to the bean!

  55. Furbabies says:

    I couldn’t help myself, I had to watch. Too…sweet…falling…!

  56. Is this on Youtube? I can’t see it because my work blocks
    If so, please post the link.

    Kai thanks!

  57. Ack! The only problem I have with this video is that it’s not long enough. I’m forced to watch it over and over …

  58. Yes, that is adorable.




    is that cuter than that tiny howling puppy from a couple of weeks ago. That one I just CAN NOT STOP going back to!

  59. And now for your moment of Zen.

  60. KG Carrie and Argentee — You might like to try what I do that has helped me resist getting more kittehs and puppehs. I volunteer with a group that hosts adoption fairs at our local Petsmarts and Petcos. That way several times a month I get to play with sweet fuzzballs. It’s not the same as having one at home, but it’s a guaranteed face-to-muzzlepuff cute overload everytime.

  61. He’s just so impossibly tiny!

  62. Kinder Gentler Carrie says:

    that would make me too said Pheas – leaving them there or if they were sick or something.

    i wish meg would answer my email, just this one silly time – it’s kind of importantish.

  63. gee
    someone throw me a bond her or somethin.
    is there a link or something where i could see the video?
    i’m feelin all left out of the loop, since it wont play for me.
    (yes I AM whining)

  64. KGCarrie in the meantime is there something we who are here can help you with?

  65. Carrie, groups differ, of course. In ours, the animals are all in foster care in the homes of animal lovers. They get plenty of attention and are healthy and happy and need nothing but a forever home. Helping them get there is extremely rewarding.

    I can see what you are saying — that’s why I haven’t volunteered at the local animal control. Sad.

  66. charliewabba says:

    Ow. Ow. OH, ow. Ow.
    I can’t see, everthing has gone blurry before me. I’m dizzy.
    Ow. My teeth hurt.

  67. Juniper Jupiter says:


    CUTE CUTE CUTE!!!!! ELEVENTY ONE!!!111!!!!!!!11!!!!!

  68. Now if only I had some ugly crochet bag thing to carry this little bundle of cuteness around with me. Hey…wait…

  69. Debbie Downer says:

    This kitten was actually born retarded and died a few hours after this was taken I believe.

  70. ThreeCatNight says:

    Too much! I must curtail my urge to always nuzzle and kiss an adorable, soft kitten belleh (even on screen).

    BTW – Just WHO here was born retarded, Debbie?

  71. JuliaJellicoe says:

    Aw, it’s so eensy-beensy!

  72. OMG
    Debbie Downer.
    I actually went to jr hi with a nasty _itch named D.Downer.
    she and her friends were the meanest bunch of nasty girls i have ever met.
    no wonder you’re so depressed now.

  73. I could upload it on YouTube if anyone wants? (I’m not the sender-in or video-taker, btw.)

  74. Uh oh. I went poking around on YouTube and watching Winston videos when I came across this.

    Damn it.

  75. To the “Cuteologists”:

    I represent the interests of one Berthaslave, a regular here in these parts for the last few weeks.

    I am sorry to inform you that Mr. Berthaslave was discovered in a puddle of his own squee this morning, with this video playing on his computer monitor. At this point, he continues to say WANT KITTEH in a loud, shrill, oddly feminine voice, and is trying to convince his own cat Bertha to revert to her “kittenhood” and start playing with his finger.

    He will be unable to participate in your discussion for some time until we bring him back down to earth by forcing him to read, look at uglyoverload and watch a highlight reel of the New York Mets’ September.

  76. Yitzysmommie says:

    DANG – that’s stherious, berthaslave’s rep!
    May I suggest watching also reading the NY Times or the Wall Street Journal to restore Mr BS from his puddle of squee?

  77. Yitzysmommie says:

    Having nasty kitten video withdrawals here at work, BTW. Only traffic and homeless people outside my window to distract me, and that AIN’T workin’!

  78. Arrrggg my work computer is old and clunky and the video isn’t showing up!!! It must be so cute that it short-circuited the whole system 😉 Can’t wait to get home and finally see it for myself!

  79. Kinder Gentler Carrie says:

    well now Meg doesn’t have to get a hold of me – nor theo –

    dammit – Yubi – I don’t think that should have been posted at all. That’s what I wanted to talk to them about.

  80. Sweet cute kitteh, I’m glad it got all the lovin’ it could in its very short life….see Debbie Downer above.

  81. Yitzysmommie says:

    (Hands over eyes)
    I will NOT pay attenshuns to DD or what Yubi posted or debkakes or any other mellow harshing info. To me, the kitting live forever in the lady’s lap, playing and playing and noming on her finger.
    That is all. You may recommence YOUR reality.

  82. My kitty is 1.5 years old and still acts like this everyday.

  83. It’s okay Carrie. That video is still adorable. and life happens, sometimes it is sad, but for this video captured moment in time, life was good for this adorable kitten.

  84. Kinder Gentler Carrie says:

    i wanted to protect all the cuteologists here from the harsh reality of life. 😦 I saw this video 2 weeks ago and it has haunted me every day since then.

  85. AuntieMame says:

    Aww, it’s sad, but that doesn’t make kitteh any less cute. To be honest, I’d rather have cute to help soften the harshness of life than to try (in vain) to hide from it.

  86. Okay I am officially up to 10 views of this video. I cannot watch it enough and it is seriously making my day much better.
    Oh and Carrie Happy Birthday.

  87. KG Carrie — I *did* try to email you, at the address you’ve attached to your comments (not displayed to the public).

    For the record, I agree with Annie & AuntieMame. We’ve all got our mortality.

  88. Kinder Gentler Carrie says:

    oooooo weird How does Annie know my birthday is coming up? I’m kinda freaked by that.

    I can’t access yahoo from work, i’m on a .mil address here.

  89. my cat is a blob says:

    oh my goodness.
    most preshuss kitty!

  90. KGCarrie some one said on one of the other posts today. Can’t remember which one. maybe the marmalade kitty or maybe not that one.

  91. KG Carrie, I think you had mentioned it on a previous posting taht your birthday was coming up.

  92. Kinder Gentler Carrie says:

    oh duh – i forget what I say here

    perhaps i was bleening for someone to send me a kitten? bleen bleen bleen

  93. I kennot stop watching tey kyooty kitteh! My head asplodes each time!

  94. The kitty’s cuteness is cancelled by the nastiness of those cadaver like orange nails.

  95. Holy crap, that is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen on this site.

    And let me tell you, I’ve been around a while and this site has some cute stuff on it.

    Wow. Wow, wow, wow.

  96. -said in Yoda voice- right were you. Handle it I cannot. Too cute it is. Hug kitten too much I must!

  97. i think it’s possible that if you watch this video every day all day you will die from your head over-loading with his little-ness

  98. cyberpunkgrrl says:

    I don’t think I’ve ever posted on here, despite being an avid reader, but this was too adorable to pass up… Just what I needed 😀

  99. OMG. Too cute. MAKE IT STOP.

  100. *squeals* Aww, *baby talk* kitty witty smoochy poochy. Makes me want to run out to my local humane society and get a kitty witty smoochy poochy. Hehe.

  101. snoopysnake says:



  102. my cat is a blob says:

    This kitten is the platonic ideal of a kitten.
    This reminds me of another short perfect kitten video
    “the tiniest mew.”

  103. Eater of Shades says:

    o no cute O.D.,
    what a way to go!

  104. Tickle tickle tickle. Eep! Chomp! Tickle tickle. Chomp! Num num num.
    T I C K L E ! ! !
    I’m sorry the kitten had to die… but he is up in heaven now, being squee’d at by the angels. I hope he likes it there and all his brothers and sisters have their own fingers to nom.

  105. Boo.
    Why is it always the cutest ones that don’t make it?
    I had an adorableness myself a couple years ago with Fading Kitten Syndrome. That sucked. 😦

    It’s still all *squeal* *hyperventilate* and such.

  106. Sorry, Carrie (and hell, sorry, *self* — it’s hours after I found the youtube link and I’m still bummed). If I’d known that was what you were referring to I wouldn’t have posted it.

  107. Now hear this, now hear this. This is not a drill.

    All personnel are advised that Full Screen Mode must not, repeat not, under any circumstances, be activated for this video, especially if you are at work and your PC is hooked up to the 60″ plasma screens in the conference room and you switch to the “Aux Display” function, so that the sound comes out of the most high-def speaker systems that money can buy.
    Any personnel who contravene this order will be summarily court martialled with immediate and permanent loss of snorgling privileges.

    That is all.

  108. OMG! Squirmy kitteny nawmage! teeny weeny paws! White kitten belly! Teeny soft wittle kitty! SQUEEEEEEEEE! So coot! Squeeeee!

    Okay, sorry, I’m done now. At least until next time I watch this, anyway. 😉

  109. Oh no, the kitten died? That’s so sad 😦

    But still, it happens… at least it wasn’t a long and painful death. When you work in a cat shelter you start to get used to sick cats and what happens to them (and before the nuffers pounce all over me, it’s a no-kill shelter!). He’s getting tummy-tickled in kitty heaven now.

  110. cassandra says:

    oh. my. GAAAWWWWWDDDD!!!!!!! I just died of cuteness. I have been sitting in a classroom all day only to come home and watch my bf play halo for two hours so that TOTALLY made my day!!!!!!!@!!

  111. hahaha, you can see him licking his paw and going “i has a flavor” then licking her finger and saying “you has a betta flavor” [NAWM NAWM]

  112. OMG I’m stuck talking like I’m on helium and squealing! The cute! I can’t take it!

    Oh god, need a kitten fix STAT!

  113. Wow… so right on the commentary. *dies from cute overload*

  114. Mrs.Fonebone says:

    Off the scale in cute.
    I call B.S. on the YouTube poster (“smeared makeup”)–if what she said is true, and she named the video that, she’s the coldest freak in the world. Her vids on her page have worse titles. Obviously an attention hound.There are freaks like that on the ‘tube, alas.

  115. Mrs. Fonebone has a point. Could very easily be a hoax… it *has* happened before on CO, too. It’s definitely not common, but we do tend to get suckered in pretty easily by folks who are only faking grief. Meanwhile, the troll’s busting a gut at its keyboard the whole time.
    In a basement.
    And since we’re sharing, pretty smelly, too. Would a shower kill ya? Man.

  116. frappygoddess says:

    Mrs.Fonebone – I think that is a really harsh judgement, and totally uncalled for. If you actually bothered to read the commentary on the videos, you’d find out that she volunteers at a shelter and helps foster kitties like the wee kitten in this redonkulous video. Very sadly, it is NOT a “no-kill” shelter, and several of her cute vids have some very upsetting backstories. Obviously, one has to be tough to work in that sort of environment – how would you feel if you took care of animals that you knew would probably be destroyed? My aunt volunteers at and partially runs a non-profit shelter in rural Kentucky; she is the sweetest person you will ever meet, but even she’s become slightly hardened because of all the heartbreaking things she sees every day. Witnessing the terrible things people do to animals and being helpless to prevent animals from being put-down has a way of doing that to you. Next time make sure you have all the facts before you criticize someone like that.

    Honestly, I’m amazed at all the good work this woman is doing, as well as with the fact that she keeps on doing it even after seeing some not-so-happy endings. That takes a really special kind of person, and would that there were more of her kind in this world.

  117. frappygoddess says:

    *sighs* And I really didn’t mean to emotionally vomit like that. Sorry peeps, it’s been a long and unnecessarily cruel day. Let’s just say this video was the first thing that’s made me cry today.

    With all due respect, Sir Theo, I don’t think it’s a hoax – I’ve checked out the other videos in her repertoire, and they seem pretty genuine. Seems she fosters kits the same as you (though I haven’t spotted a lovely Rikki kitten yet).

  118. frappygoddess says:

    Er…that should be “wasn’t the first thing”. *holds hands behind her back and whistles* Nothing to see here.

  119. KITN!!!

    wif teh orange and white and teh floof and teh nom nom!


  120. KITN!!!

    wif teh orange and white and teh floof and teh nom nom!


  121. sorry, posting error.

    But it is worth repeating, like Meg said.

  122. On the subject of shelters, volunteering, it being sad, etc.:

    I always thought I could never volunteer at a shelter because it would be too heartbreaking. But I read an article at the Louisiana SPCA’s web site (link below) and it changed my mind and I started volunteering there while I lived in New Orleans. It essentially says, “If you think you can’t do it, then you’re exactly the person who should.” Nobody will care more, and those are exactly the people these animals need.

    You can do it – you’ll be surprised at how much strength you have. And once you see what an amazing impact you have on the animal’s lives, you’ll find it in you to go back again, no matter how much it hurts.

    Will your heart be broken? Yep.

    Will you cry? Yep.

    Will you find yourself enraged at what humans can do to animals? Yep.

    Is it worth it? You bet.

  123. mrs fonebone says:

    Hi, frappy–if you had read my post, you’d know I had been to her ‘tube page. And please don’t believe everything people say on their pages. If you looked, then you must have seen that she was some extremely inappropriately titled videos–referring to sick kitties as “Shaved (blanks)” in the titles. Classy. And even if she works there, maybe it’s for all the wrong reasons–there’s something just cold with her title “retarded” kitten, which she defended in the comments. And her diagnosis about head flopping sometimes–details, please? Anyway, not a lot of compassion there. I called BS on her YouTube page to her face before I posted here. So she can take me to task if she wants to. And speaking of rants, you don’t know a thing about me either. Like how many kittens I’ve fostered or sick ones I’ve lost. Practice what you preach there, frappy.

  124. Caro Hewitt says:

    Nice…hungry kitten that wants its mum’s milk gets taped instead…great!

  125. Can’t we just enjoy an adorable kitten video for what it is, a moment of sublime cuteness? Do we really need to psychoanalyze the videographer or make wild suppositions about her based on the titles of her YouTube videos? Yeah, she seems to have a juvenile sense of humor, but if that were a crime, half of the CO commenters would be locked up.

    And if the kitten had a sad fate later, that’s a shame; but every animal featured on CO has a death awaiting it (heck, so do we). It’s OK to still enjoy seeing the little guy’s moment of happiness and perfect cuteness.

  126. Mrs Fonebone says:

    Jaye, I agree with you 100%. Nobody needed a troll like Debbie Downer to ruin what everyone was enjoying. Of course we all know about death here but that is not what CO is about. CO is about celebrating life and joy and cute.

  127. This is what I was trying so desperately to protect everyone from yesterday – honest!

    I had seen the vid, and it has bothered me ever since, but then someone had to come along and post it. I tried to alert the authorities (Teho and Meg) so they might be able to delete links to the video before too many people had to see it.

    In the meantime – I’ve decided that we all need to decide what we posters should be called – I’ve thought of 2 names
    “Loaders” or “Cuties”

    Which does everyone else like?

  128. jolie_rouge says:

    Me and my roomate can’t get this video to play. wtf?

  129. Ok people, lets look at this from another perspective.

    Forget the videographer and the backstory. I ask everyone of you here: which of you does NOT wish to be remembered like this kitten – as someone adorably cute, who brought joy to everyone to and just wanted to be loved in return?

    This kitten made us smile, and fortunately, that’s how all of us will remember it. Too bad we can’t say the same for ourselves. I’d count myself as darned lucky (and obviously, undeserving) if this is how people remember ME when I’m gone.

    I’m fine, I’m not depressed or anything. All I’m saying is, please, just appreciate the kitten for its cuteness, wherever it is.

  130. Guh … Jaye said it better than I did.

  131. Carrie, your heart was in the right place–but the web is infinitely cross-linked. Information wants to be free. You can’t play nursemaid to the world.

    “Loaders” sounds like another term for “stoners” to me! LOL. Or maybe some kind of industrial-strength dump truck.

  132. marsheeeee says:

    Regardless of what happened to this adorable little ball of fluff, he’s made my ordinarily sucky days a little brighter and my compassion a little deeper. I’m sorry if he died, but I like to think of him in God’s arms being loved on and making Heaven a little brighter by his presence.

  133. OMG, did my *wife* just say “information wants to be free”!??

    LOL… Schmoop, we gotta fight the powers that be! [record scratch]

  134. Teho? You have a *wife*?

    Who gnu?

  135. CatIsKing says:

    I can’t view the video, can someone please send me a link to it?

  136. Carrie — we did, for two.

  137. Sigh… I love this video. KGCarrie for what ever it is worth it was kind of you to think of everyone. But really I would rather have seen this video than missed it.
    It really made my day yesterday a better day.

    I think I have watched it like 20 times at least. I keep clicking on it.

    The real joy is looking at this kittens bright eyed face and seeing it happily getting tickled and loved.
    In a world where sometimes everything is ugly a little sunshine makes everyones day feel better.
    And that is why most of us come to CO to see something cute or funny to make our day a little happier.

  138. I thought we already had a name — Peeps.

  139. I’m starting a 12 step program.

    Are you ready to submit yourself to a Higher Kitteh?

  140. Oh my god, too sweet! I could just watch this again and again!

  141. gail white says:

    My kitteh looked just like this when she was little.
    We couldn’t resist her, naturally, and she’s ours 7 years later.

  142. i have those sheets. but i don’t have that kitten. and i’m sad about that.

  143. DEADZ. FROM. CUTE. *thonk*

  144. I love little ones says:

    This has got to be the cutest kitty video I have seen!

  145. I love little ones says:

    This has got to be the cutest kitty video I have seen!

  146. I have a problem….. I get my friends and family kittens, so I can go to their house and play with them. : /
    This is my favorite age!!!!!!!!
    Why are they so cute?!?!!!

  147. Karen in Toronto says:

    How come I can never see these vids from CollegeHumo(u)r?

  148. Jennifer J says:

    I have been a lurker here for along time, But I have to say I love the site, and I had to comment.
    So cute….so little….ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
    This video was excataly what I needed. 🙂

  149. tablemountaingirl says:

    Hi guys. I just thought this was the cutest teeniest kitten, even after reading the backstory.

    Not wanting to add to the commentroversy…but my mom would’ve thought this little kitten was the cutest bebeh kitteh evar. Mom died about a month ago, so it makes me happy to think that she and the kitten are happily snorggling and playing together.


    My goodness, I think I was just hit in the face with cute.

  151. Dang it…I really hope that is just a hoax.

  152. How does Debbie known it was born retarded? Not a lot of people seem to be skeptical of what they’re told. I still have hope for this little baby.