People, I could not post this fast ENOUGH!

by Meg on September 25, 2007

WHERE IS THE INSTA-POST BUTTON!?!

Without further ado… we give you: "Mom Licks Kitteh ‘Tocks, Kitteh Squirms with Best Mew Sound and Off in the Distance, Someone is Purring"

Fastest post evar, MegaRouge… :D You win.

{ 91 comments }

1 Whitley 09.25.07 at 4:53 am

bleen!

2 Crazed 09.25.07 at 4:54 am

Aww, he’s (she’s?) so new and squirmy! I love that pink cast on him. ^_^

3 Whitley 09.25.07 at 4:56 am

haha… watching it a few more times, i managed to peel my eyes away from squirmy-kitteh and notice the gorgey orange one, trying to sleep through all the hullaballoo. i want to snorgle his belly. then all of the bellehs of his siblings. then the momma cat. good thing i can’t, because the overwhelming adorable-osity might melt my eyeballs out of my head.

4 JulieRaven 09.25.07 at 4:59 am

“Mooommmy.. MOMMY THAT TICKLES! dlkfasdf!! Ticklies!”

“Oh fine I’ll clean myself…”

“*arm flail*”

5 Bird of Paradise 09.25.07 at 5:02 am

Am I the only one who thinks this belongs in the “cute or gross” category? Thanks heavens we humans have toilet paper.

6 allie 09.25.07 at 5:06 am

“aww, come on Mom! Not in front of the camera!! You are embarrassing me in front of the whole internetz!”

7 MilkyWei 09.25.07 at 5:08 am

–JulieRaven– I was gonna say the same thing!

8 AuntieMame 09.25.07 at 5:12 am

Momma Kitteh isn’t cleaning McKittenson. She’s encouraging him to “make the pipi” as they say in France.

9 oaklandcat 09.25.07 at 5:15 am

Ahn. I needed that.

10 Jupiter Star 09.25.07 at 5:21 am

“Mo-OOOOM! You’re messing up my hair! *Fuss fuss fuss* I’ll never get it to look right again now!”

11 lurkertype 09.25.07 at 5:25 am

*SPLODE*

12 Annie 09.25.07 at 5:30 am

OMG cute andd funny and peaceful and OMGKITTENS!!!1!111! ALl in one video.

13 lurkertype 09.25.07 at 5:33 am

Is it momcat who’s purring?

(sorry for the previous post being so short; I couldn’t form any sentences.)

14 oaklandcat 09.25.07 at 5:36 am

Yes, I think that’s momcat. I love how they purr so loud for their kittens!

15 frappygoddess 09.25.07 at 5:47 am

The best part is the little impotent arm flails and the fact that the kittahn keeps thwackin’ his sleeping marmie brother upside the head. Marmie doesn’t even bat an eye.

And say, is that a second marmie kittahn I spy waaay off to the left?

16 Annie 09.25.07 at 6:07 am

Aww she is a mini Me of her mommy.

17 berthaslave 09.25.07 at 6:41 am

oh my god….kitties….leecking…purring….squealing…..

i’ve completely forgotten about that snake thing. thanks meg!

18 stephanie j 09.25.07 at 6:56 am

mmmm…a butt-licking cat. what could be cuter?

19 maymee 09.25.07 at 7:50 am

My kittehs are trying so hard to find the tiny mewing bebe right now.

20 Meg 09.25.07 at 8:19 am

That mama cat is so pretty!

21 daja Lindeman 09.25.07 at 8:57 am

Om my, thats so cute.. My dog was checking out the soundboxes looking for the cat :) kinda cute as well.

22 mandykw 09.25.07 at 9:24 am

I loved how when the momma cat starts to clean herself the bebeh starts squirming like “give me more attentions!!”

23 Lone 09.25.07 at 9:30 am

*mother cat : Which reminds me! I need to clean mine own buttocks! *nom nom

24 Dawna 09.25.07 at 9:55 am

lol, first it was cute, then mama cat starts licking herself. not cute, lol. such sweet baby kitties though!

25 Izzy 09.25.07 at 10:27 am

tiny squeal-y baby! Few things are cuter than baby kittens and their moms all snuggled up together.

Does anyone remember that post of the kitty mom hugging her baby on a handmade baby blanket? And the baby was looking up at her with such a loving expression? That was my fave CO post…

26 tabbycat917 09.25.07 at 10:33 am

mommycats’ eyes are so beautiful; they remind me of puss n’ boots from shrek 2

27 Alice Shortcake 09.25.07 at 10:40 am

I love the way those two ginger siblings remain blissfully unconscious throughout.

28 Cozytailmom 09.25.07 at 10:50 am

I used to dream I gave birth to kittens instead of children. This video of cuteness is the reason why. ..except for the butt licking..

29 kk3 09.25.07 at 11:11 am

Cozytialmom, I’d have a litter if I could have kittens, too! Since I can’t, I’ve remained childless except for my “adopted” kittehs! :)

30 NYgirly 09.25.07 at 12:00 pm

kitteh sez:

stop lix0ring me! i’m a platypus i tell yiz, i am too! stoOooOoOoOOOoppppp!

31 metsakins 09.25.07 at 12:16 pm

while watching this Miss Huggums was purring in the background.

love the arm action.

don’t clean me.
wait she stopped.
clean me.
now could someone help me roll over.
need a little help here!

32 metsakins 09.25.07 at 12:19 pm

oh and I must say.

Marmie dude is gonna be one of those sleep through anything kittehs.

like he’s gonna move into the dorm and be like “party last night? didn’t hear a thing” (I was like that having grown up in the Bronx)

33 snoopysnake 09.25.07 at 12:25 pm

Purrer identified!

It’s MEEEE watching this vid!

34 arbed 09.25.07 at 12:30 pm

squirmy!!!

35 Nicolletta 09.25.07 at 12:55 pm

Bebeh–Mom! *flail flail flail* Mmooommm!!! *flail flail* MMOOOMMM, you’re tickling me!! *flail flail mew flail*

Mom–*purr*

36 R 09.25.07 at 12:56 pm

Verely cutes! And do yourself a favor and cycle the videos at the end and look for the white momma feeding here bebehs in the bathroom. Very cute…

37 anner 09.25.07 at 1:04 pm

whoa. that movie had *everything*. suspense, likable characters, a well-crafter dramatic arch…i’d see it again and again! better than…er…Cats.

38 anner 09.25.07 at 1:05 pm

ahem…”crafteD”

39 Yitzysmommie 09.25.07 at 1:13 pm

“Moooom- leeck me more – Moom? more leecks plz-MOOOOOOOM!!! (leetle leggies flailing) LEECK ME MOM!!!

40 blair 09.25.07 at 1:24 pm

i like how he’s all “moooOOoooom! stooooop!” and then he’s all “mooooOOoooom! why’d you stoooop?!”

41 jen 09.25.07 at 1:32 pm

awwwww, precious new kitteh life.

what a good mom!

42 Barbara 09.25.07 at 1:34 pm

I think the only reason I am able to stay at my soul crushing, lord of the flies job is because I take breaks to look at cute overload.

*stops gritting teeth, melts of cuteness*

43 Kara 09.25.07 at 1:45 pm

Living squeaky-toy!

44 DebD 09.25.07 at 1:52 pm

Bebe kitty: “But Mom, I said I don’t have to use the bathroom!”

Mother kitty: “You know the rules, everyone goes to the bathroom before we get in the car!”

45 leah b. 09.25.07 at 1:56 pm

orange kitteh is sound asleep to the bathing as the baby calico gets its bath to wonderful to watch
I just wish it would have run better kept stopping on me.

46 Shandrews 09.25.07 at 2:34 pm

Too . . . much . . . cuteness . . . to . . . name! But I’ll try! Such a good mama cat, love the yawn kitteh gives like he couldn’t care less, sweet marmie sleeping his life away *sigh*

47 The Hon Gladys Anstruther 09.25.07 at 2:36 pm

Awww, squirmy, furry McPurry, this has got to be the zenith, nay the acme, nay apogee of teh Cute.

48 bats :[ 09.25.07 at 3:34 pm

Mamma <3 her baby.

49 sockmonstersarai 09.25.07 at 4:12 pm

AAAWWWWW! The squeaks! The purrs! The itty bitty pawness!

Okay, I can go back and face jury duty again today. Thank you!

50 annie 09.25.07 at 4:18 pm

oh I just love how the baby marmy and the mom have the same markings on their heads.

51 sunnymum 09.25.07 at 4:24 pm

Now THAT’S a bebeh! So wee and precious, awwwwwwwww :)

52 meacu1pa 09.25.07 at 4:39 pm

RE-flipping-DONK!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh come on. ded. I find much dedness.
It does look, though, like the marmalade kitties are older- or just furrier. Does anyone else see this?

53 bugmom 09.25.07 at 5:13 pm

Oh the pinkness of it all!!! Flexed paw pads with tiny nibbleable jelly beans!!! Pink little mouf……..
*FWOMP*

54 Beth 09.25.07 at 5:35 pm

Ok, like you do know that the ‘tock licking is to make the kittie go poop and pee, don’tcha know? But still cute I guess…wee helpless baby is amazingly dear!

55 Mary (the first) 09.25.07 at 6:10 pm

Send the whole fambly over to my house. I love them! And not to be a nuff but someone suggested looking at the related film of a white cat nursing bebehs in the bathroom, I actually had to stop watching that one cuz I felt sorry for the mama and kittens that they didn’t have a nice warm dark cave-like box of some kind .. just out on the floor.. I hope they got a box to live in.

56 radiogirl 09.25.07 at 6:19 pm

Momkitteh is all, “what??! His tocks needed a scrub! For that matter, so do mine…”

57 Furbabies 09.25.07 at 6:28 pm

I love watching mama cats! So tender and caring.

58 Nanette 09.25.07 at 7:02 pm

I wonder if she had to leeck her own tocks to get the bebeh tocks taste out of her mouf?

59 Theo 09.25.07 at 8:16 pm

Squee! Squee! Squee!

60 Babs 09.25.07 at 8:18 pm

Peenk belleh!

61 Theo 09.25.07 at 8:59 pm

Wait — another Theo?? Who dat?

62 JazzKate 09.25.07 at 9:54 pm

Some day, SOME DAY, I’ll wake up to find that my cat has turned pink over night.

Some day.

But until that day, I will watch the pink kitten.

63 Jen 09.25.07 at 10:01 pm

It’s your doppelganger, Theo. Apparently you’re going to die soon.

64 Sabrina 09.25.07 at 10:11 pm

Kittehs going to have lots to talk about in therapy.
….*sniffles* and, and she licked my bottom. I’m the scarreds for lifes!!

65 Kate 09.25.07 at 11:11 pm

So cute! Love the flailing arms and legs!

66 Valerie 09.25.07 at 11:23 pm

Okay. It’s cute until you realize the mom is stimulating her kitten to go to the bathroom. Then it’s just gross.

67 sockmonstersarai 09.25.07 at 11:44 pm

I simply cannot believe that sweet baby kitten baths (even to inspire elimination) would bring out the nuffinghams! Fer cryin’ out loud peeps, would you chill out and enjoy teh Qte!!

sigh….

All this nuffness and another day back in the jury box tomorrow. I think I’ll enjoy the pics and avoid the comments until we’re done.

Grrrrrr

68 robbie 09.25.07 at 11:51 pm

Would you people get over the “butt-licking”! It’s what animals do.

69 Theo 09.25.07 at 11:53 pm

Nature is real, Valerie.

70 robbie 09.25.07 at 11:57 pm

Well said, Leo.

71 robbie 09.25.07 at 11:57 pm

I mean Theo, sorry about that.

72 ashagato 09.26.07 at 1:31 am

nanette: bahaha :)

73 Nana 09.26.07 at 2:18 am

Mother, PLEASE! I’d rather do it MYSELF!

74 Shannon 09.26.07 at 2:53 am

This is one of those ones where you watch and realize you can FEEL your BP going down and your are breathing deeper from the flatout relaxing quality of it….*sigh*….. so nice…..

75 MegaRouge 09.26.07 at 3:21 am

Heehee, I thought y’all would enjoy that. I love the little yawn. And the fact that the kitty is a little miniature of her mama. And yes, mama is coaxing baby to go potty at the start of the clip.

76 Darcy 09.26.07 at 3:41 am

GOD! so ADORABLE! you can feel the love!

77 kittenkissies 09.26.07 at 9:15 am

Love the first Edward G. Robinson style mew out of kitten’s mouth. “Yeah…mew, see?”

78 yankeebird 09.26.07 at 10:00 am

The kitten is named LINDA???? Who would do such a thing to such a cute widdwe kitteh? That’s so strange.

(Note: just in case there’s any Lindas here, I have nothing against your name. It just doesn’t seem like a cat name, that’s all.)

79 -valerie 09.26.07 at 12:53 pm

awwwww….i wish my cats weren’t spayed when i see kitties like that. :(

80 slywlf 09.26.07 at 1:30 pm

Adorabuls! It was weird – I could still hear the purring after the video ended. My own pussycat was on alert looking for the other cat :-)

81 Yitzysmommie 09.26.07 at 1:56 pm

ok, it’s wednesday and i’m back looking at this clip again – and typing one fingered bc yitzy is purring in my left arm. he looks around when the wee bebeh mews,,,

82 xasperated 09.26.07 at 5:46 pm

Okay… mewing = cute, purring = cute, general grooming and licking = cute, most things on CO = cute …but, watching a cat lick its butt and its kitten’s anus (to get it to produce poop which the cat then licks away), is simply gross. There are many “natural” functions. Just because they’re natural doesn’t mean they’re cute.

83 JuliaJellicoe 09.26.07 at 6:37 pm

OK, MY head exploded, and I’m a puppa person!

84 Peanut's human, Judy 09.26.07 at 10:40 pm

I LOVE how the 2 Marmie kittehs sleep the day away while Mommy’s mini-me gets her lickin’. And L-O-V-E the pink-belly-in-the-air-laying-on-her-back-like-a-turtle-on-its-shell action. I WANNA BELLY SNORGLE!!!!!!

85 annie 09.26.07 at 10:48 pm

Mary the first I watched the kittys in the bathroom video too. The girl said they were just born minutes before. I don’t think they stayed there. that is just where mama went to have her kittens.

86 Lozza 09.27.07 at 1:12 am

I had the sound turned up whilst i played that and my doggie is sitting here next to my laptop. She COULD NOT BELIEVE there was the kittehs coming from my laptop. It was way cute :)

87 Lozza 09.27.07 at 1:12 am

I had the sound turned up whilst i played that and my doggie is sitting here next to my laptop. She COULD NOT BELIEVE there was the kittehs coming from my laptop. It was way cute :)

88 anomalous4 09.27.07 at 4:50 pm

Momcat has the most bee-YOO-tee-ful face! I hope the bebeh takes after her.

89 Subhangi 10.02.07 at 8:23 am

OMG BEBEH PINKULENCE.

Love mama’s Cleopatra-esque eyeliner.

90 Ashlyn and mom 10.08.07 at 9:21 pm

we love this website, thanks. my 2 year old and I watch it when we are down.

91 L 11.17.07 at 7:12 pm

NOOOOOO I went to rewatch and the video is down! The world is a cruel place.

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