Hover kitteh

by Meg on September 10, 2007

Not since HoverHam or Monorail Cat have we been sufficiently bowled over by a levitating ani-pal. Please check out the "inner workings of catness" on display here:

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Cybele P. found this here pic here at下はこうなっているんです ![Cannot pronounce!]

{ 105 comments }

1 Fred 09.10.07 at 12:07 am

Wow

2 Ariel 09.10.07 at 12:08 am

Like a weird version of the Xerox kitty!

3 Dan Bledwich 09.10.07 at 12:09 am

Ahn, paw tuckage…

4 pjk 09.10.07 at 12:12 am

The superb flatness of it all!

5 Christina 09.10.07 at 12:19 am

Somehow this kitty is reminding me of freshly laundered and folded towels.

They’re always nice and soft and warm and smell nice.

*sniffs monitor*

6 Kris 09.10.07 at 12:19 am

Cool fluffage!

7 ThisIsNotSubtle 09.10.07 at 12:21 am

The inner workings of the cat loaf — revealed!

8 anner 09.10.07 at 12:25 am

i just LOLed as I have never LOLed before. however, i’m slightly disappointed in myself for having lived in the same house with a cat and a glass table for two years and never having thought of this!

9 Anonymous 09.10.07 at 12:27 am

The Japanese title is read shitawa kounatte irundesu. It loosely means, underneath, it looks like this. Yeah, this is a very loose translation.

10 jazmella 09.10.07 at 12:28 am

So THAT’S what it looks like under there!!

11 pny 09.10.07 at 12:33 am

Ths reminds me of one of those toilet paper cozies.

12 Meg 09.10.07 at 12:34 am

Anner!

Get on it!

(The cat photography, not the coffee table)

Hee!

-Meg

13 mrs fonebone 09.10.07 at 12:35 am

Teh link did not work, picture unavailable there now.

14 Moggyfan 09.10.07 at 12:42 am

Somehow, now that I see the smooshing goin’ on underneath, it doesn’t look so comfertabuls anymore.

15 scoobie 09.10.07 at 12:42 am

I always wondered how they sat so neat. Worthy of an ikea design award (the cat, not the table)

16 Yitzysmommie 09.10.07 at 12:47 am

What a great picture!

17 celeste 09.10.07 at 12:48 am

About the japanese text: what anonymous said. It just means “this is what it looks like underneath”– it’s just the title of that page. the actual title of the site is ねこ様, or, basically, mr. cat.

18 punkpie 09.10.07 at 12:59 am

*giggle* @ smushed harbls! It/they almost looks like a face… like the cat sat on a rabbit.

19 Gandalf 09.10.07 at 1:07 am

I had a white cat for almost 18 years, and she was pretty ..er..fluffy; just about like this one.

She spent a great deal of time in the meatloaf position.

She looked comfortable, but now that I see where her feet had to go, it doesn’t look all that comfortable.

It’s cool to see where things fit, though.

20 NYgirly 09.10.07 at 1:08 am

did any drink coasters make it out alive? o_0

21 Hobbit 09.10.07 at 1:12 am

That is the coolest thing I’ve seen in ages!!!

Like pjk said “the superb flatness”! :-D

22 Kar 09.10.07 at 1:17 am

I wonder if the underside of the sphinx looks like this?

That’s an impressive smile btw.

23 Not That Mike The Other Mike 09.10.07 at 1:29 am

The cloud formations are so distinctive this time of year, don’t you think?

24 Faye 09.10.07 at 1:44 am

Kar, best comment evar! Can never look at Sphinx again without LOL. Thank you!

25 rcm 09.10.07 at 1:55 am

The Japanese are experts at under-cat studies:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/junku/206950996/

26 leah b. 09.10.07 at 1:58 am

cute cute cute that is the most comfurtable kitty eveh, can i snorgle that pitty now ????? please please I love the tock locations thats wonderful.

27 AuntieMame 09.10.07 at 2:17 am

That’s kinda creepy in a fascinating kind of way. Reminds me of some weird medical stuff I saw once…

28 lurkertype 09.10.07 at 2:28 am

Fabulous!

Cats had us thinking that they retracted or absorbed the feets.

The truth (and the floof) is revealed.

29 bugmom 09.10.07 at 2:59 am

“Folks, please return your tray tables to their upright position as we will be engaging the landing gear…..” Hee Hee! Can’t get the image out of my poor warped mind!!

30 bearlet 09.10.07 at 3:24 am

OMG punkpie i just saw the rabbit’s face. thanks. thanks a lot.

31 Annie 09.10.07 at 3:27 am

omg…. That is catastic.

32 girlnextdoorTN 09.10.07 at 3:30 am

The, uhn, rabbit’s face… that would be kittyunmentionables. Smooshed.

33 hey-h 09.10.07 at 3:30 am

I was all excited to use my Japanese smarty-pants skills to tell you how to pronounce the linked text. And then I found out that *multiple* other Japanese-speaking smarty-pantses had beaten me to it. [pouts] You gotta get up early in the morning to show off around these parts!

34 hungry 09.10.07 at 3:53 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! <3

and whoever used catloaf up above, i thought i was the only one that referred to that position as “catloaf”

35 gravyboat 09.10.07 at 3:55 am

Awwww! It’s a white fuzzy kitty-loaf!

36 Margery 09.10.07 at 4:16 am

My kids discovered the entertainment value of looking at the underside of the cat on the glass table. For some reason, though, this really peeves the cat, and she will reach under the table to smack at us.

37 Shannon 09.10.07 at 4:28 am

It sure doesn’t look comfy but they sit like that all the time so it must be something to do with kitty ergonomics that we cannot fathom. I keep laughing the more I look at it.

Bunny!!! (ick, I know.)

38 JazzKate 09.10.07 at 4:37 am

I heart the “enrobed in fat” hind feet…

39 lauowolf 09.10.07 at 5:39 am

it’s kitty origami!

40 jen 09.10.07 at 5:58 am

and all this time i thought my cat was putting his paws in his pockets. wow.

41 misscrisp 09.10.07 at 6:22 am

OMG I lof eet. The curled pawsicles. (Regrets purge of glass table years ago.) So, those folks at “Mr. Cat” seem to have a category called, um, Cats In Crotches or something. I like racks better.

42 Belle 09.10.07 at 6:29 am

I went to the Japanese website and they mentioned on their front page THEIR picture on cuteoverload! I thought it was cool! Too bad I do not recognize any words except for “cuteoverload.com”

43 Dawna 09.10.07 at 6:32 am

Whoa! I’ve never seen a kitty from that vantage! Amazingly flexible, hey? Not to mention cute! Guess there’s something to be said for having glass shelves!

44 Subhangi 09.10.07 at 10:08 am

OMG!!! What an awesome photo! Cats are indeed the masters of Teh Smoosh.

45 pL (Sg) 09.10.07 at 10:32 am

i have another one for ya! http://www.catshouse.com/con/con_index.htm

46 Lori 09.10.07 at 11:02 am

I always wondered where their front paws went when they sat like that.

47 The Hon Gladys Anstruther 09.10.07 at 11:30 am

Of course you all realise that is a very old model, it’s much more sophisticated these days. I use one to do my irony.

48 Jacki14 09.10.07 at 12:01 pm

Around here, we refer to the advanced catloaf position as kitty-plegia–”look Maw, no paws”!

49 ally 09.10.07 at 12:22 pm

omg this pic makes me want to go out and get a kitty and a glass table just so i can marvel in this wonderment.

50 Theresa 09.10.07 at 12:36 pm

A snowy white meatloaf!

51 kk3 09.10.07 at 12:50 pm

I have a kitty and a glass table. Have always gotten a kick out of looking at them like this. I have always called it, “kitty over glass”.

52 yankgirl 09.10.07 at 1:39 pm

Oh now, that is just TOO fantastic!!! I loooove how the fluff billows around the feet. Priceless photo!

53 Seven Paws 09.10.07 at 2:22 pm

Love it – this finally answers the question of where all those legs go when they’re sitting in that meat loaf position!

54 brave potato 09.10.07 at 2:29 pm

that reminds me so much of my isabel, who died a year and a half ago. she was all white with pink ears and a master of the meatloaf position — i used to take little soft kronches at her when she sat like that. like i could help it???

(oh, and when the haunches are in the “up” position like in this photo, we called that “roast chicken.” mmmmmmmm … roast chicken cat.)

55 luvinmalssomuch 09.10.07 at 2:37 pm

That is so cool looking.

56 e-beth 09.10.07 at 2:44 pm

Please…
nobody post a picture like this of a boydog.

57 Metz 09.10.07 at 3:02 pm

Ok folks, this is a seriously dangerous photo to possess. If word gets out to teh kittehs that we know they’re really Transformers we’re all kibble.

Really, the way the legs all folded up underneath reminds me of transformers when they’re in disguise as a car or a boat or a plane, or a kitteh loaf…
(looks over shoulder nervously at own cats)

58 chanpon 09.10.07 at 3:07 pm

Ok, someone has to explain how their feet does not go numb in that position. I love kitty loafs (my sisters and I call that the “slipper” position – as in animal slippers), but that looks like his paws should all be asleep.

59 theidlereceptionist 09.10.07 at 3:08 pm

omg righteous!!!!!!!

60 Katherine B 09.10.07 at 3:14 pm

This reminds me of a photo I saw yesterday on Junku’s photo set on Flickr:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/junku/206950996/in/set-267169/
If you don’t know his photos, check them out, especially the airborne cats series. He is a superb catcher of “catness.”

61 Khadija 09.10.07 at 3:16 pm

hahahahaaaa

62 Rosie 09.10.07 at 3:26 pm

High-larious!!!!

63 Alice Shortcake 09.10.07 at 3:27 pm

So THAT’S how they do it! I’ve often wondered exactly how the feets were arranged in the “Catloaf” position…

64 Khadija 09.10.07 at 3:39 pm

flat-u-lence?

65 ThreeCatNight 09.10.07 at 5:14 pm

Hovercat is complete with plushtush, and compressed little pawlets — how neat!

66 Metz 09.10.07 at 5:18 pm

THIS is why women want to break through the “Glass Ceiling”! We know yer hoggin the snorglables up there!

67 Kara 09.10.07 at 5:24 pm

My friends refer to cats in this position as ’snats’ … apparently, snail/cat hybrids that crawl along walls, from a book I’m guessing I never read.

68 TeratoMarty 09.10.07 at 5:32 pm

This picture would have been invaluable reference material years ago when I was working on a cat sculpture. I wanted to see what the feets looked like underneath when the cat was asleep. Lacking a glass table, I just waited until my cat was soundly asleep, then flipped her over really quickly in one smooth motion. I had about .005 seconds to absorb the positioning before she spraddled out and howled at me.

69 Metz 09.10.07 at 5:35 pm

TeratoMarty, how are you able to type this? or have all the wounds healed in the intervening years? LOL
OMG! So brave for Art!

70 NotSupposedToBeDoingThisAtWork 09.10.07 at 6:07 pm

kitty ufo! kitty ufo!! bahahahahahahahah!!!!

seriously, i just laughed really loud at work. not cool, man! i’ma get in trouble!

also, i’ma get me a glass coffee table.

71 AuntieMame 09.10.07 at 7:46 pm

flat-u-lence?

Posted by: Khadija | Sep 10, 2007 at 08:39 AM

Gahaha!

Khadija wins teh Internets!

We can all go home now. :D :D :D :D

72 Claudia 09.10.07 at 8:11 pm

SO BRILLIANTLY SIMPLE and FUNNY! I don’t know why I laughed as hard as I did, I just know I love this picture. It looks like a loaf of kitty bread or a little white turkey!

73 Annie 09.10.07 at 8:34 pm

hovercat… The latest in transprtation. No more waiting stalled in traffic jams trying to get home to your family and pets. You too can fly above it all on the Hovercat.

74 Mynsey 09.10.07 at 8:50 pm

Aw! Adooorable!! I luffs it! Teh fluffer!

75 Alexis 09.10.07 at 8:53 pm

I laughed out loud.

76 dgerish 09.10.07 at 11:38 pm

Brain scan? Or CAT scan? Nice smart tag, as it meant I couldn’t resist.

77 DannieH 09.10.07 at 11:47 pm

I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard at a picture. I went back and looked after Punkpie suggested the “smooshed bunny” and thoroughly startled my cats from their slumber with my laughter. Looks just like that cat sat on a bunny!

78 Metz 09.11.07 at 1:23 am

*cue theme music*
Transfurmers! Petz in disguise!

79 Helene 09.11.07 at 2:09 am

I love hover kitteh. Everything neatly tucked in.

80 caroline 09.11.07 at 2:36 am

So THATS what the ” loaf of bread” looks like from the bottom!

81 Pugs N Kisses 09.11.07 at 2:38 am

He reminds me of the cat bus in My Neighbor Totoro!

82 Faye 09.11.07 at 3:07 am

Flatulence. Smooshed bunny. Medical stuff. Retractable feet. Underside of Sphinx.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Can’t breathe. Laughing too much.

I thought Cute Overload was supposed to make you feel better.

My stomach hurts now.

83 Anne 09.11.07 at 3:16 am

This is great! Our eyes get to go where no eyes have gone before. I always wondered what happened to front paws in the meatloaf pose…

Paw tuckage (like Dan said above)! Is that its own category? It should be.

84 Christine 09.11.07 at 4:14 am

下はこうなっているんです!

“Shita wa kounatte irun desu.”

Which I believe roughly means, “The under [side of the cat (implied)] is like this!”

85 PeacNLuv 09.11.07 at 4:23 am

So perfectly symmetrical! wow! coOl pic.

86 Michelle 09.11.07 at 11:08 am

<3 this photo!

87 Theo 09.11.07 at 11:49 am

I know that’s an ASCII heart, but I less than three this photo too.

88 LisaN 09.11.07 at 12:36 pm

I can’t stop looking at this picture – it fascinates me, but I’m not sure why…………

89 Kelly 09.11.07 at 2:15 pm

Omigod! This is sooooo qute! When I was a kid I often wondered how the bottom of a sitting cat looked like! haha

90 A. 09.11.07 at 3:07 pm

Best picture ever! I had to call my mom instantly; when she saw it, she laughed so hard she dropped the phone.

91 liz 09.11.07 at 3:32 pm

i love it.
i always wondered what
this angle would look like.
no wonder they spend so much time in this position.
so warm and fluffy and yummy!

92 Annie 09.11.07 at 5:48 pm

Listen you can barely hear the hummmm of that hovercat. they are such a quiet ride.

93 my cat is a blob 09.11.07 at 6:31 pm

He looks like his furry gutulence has created some sort of air-tight seal with the glass table.
Most impressive.

94 Cuppy 09.11.07 at 7:14 pm

So THAT’S how those things work! Always wondered about kitteh landing gear.

95 Dianne 09.11.07 at 11:27 pm

I must at once, put my rabbit on a glass table…I doubt he’d loaf on the glass table, but I always wondered what it looked like underneath when he tucks his front paws under him…

96 donutbill 09.11.07 at 11:57 pm

This could very well be the funniest photo I’ve ever seen! (Thinks…) Yep, we have a winner alright!

97 eye4style 09.12.07 at 12:32 am

I think this is the best kitty pic ever. LOL.

98 jumpy 09.12.07 at 2:30 am

That’s obviously the “Flat-Bottomed Kitty”.

A rare and elusive species ideally suited for traversing the winding waterways of the south-eastern United States.

99 Theo 09.12.07 at 2:42 am

“Talk about floof skirts, my cat’s got ‘em…”

100 Annie 09.12.07 at 4:22 pm

Every time I see this picture I hear that song..
Round round get around
I get a round

101 Maijasservant 09.12.07 at 9:58 pm

I always wondered where their little feets went when they make a “bundle”.
Thanks for the illuminating picture.

102 Chelsea 09.13.07 at 2:51 am

My fellow-cat-owner (and best friend) Chrystal call this the “Kitty Brick”. :D

103 Sophia 09.14.07 at 4:32 am

Well thats what that looks like.

104 persefone 09.28.07 at 4:50 pm

http://ffffound.com/image/a00b66d80f6839d999fc447168f59085b490af34

this is a much cuter photo of “the inner workings of a cat”, methinks!

:)

105 vfargenta 09.30.07 at 2:32 pm

Hey, this is the cutest way a cat can “seat”!

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