You are SQUEEZINGKS too tiiiight!

STOP EET! [Cheeks puff out to gynormous proportions]

My cheeks are gonna hey’splode!

Squeezingks

Courtney D., "Bisqui" almost looks like a Wii-mote.

46 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Either that – or he’ been lifting weights and is really muscular !

  2. Theo says:

    OOOPH.

  3. marty smoot says:

    OR he has lots of kernels and seeds in his muzzlepowsche!!

  4. Metz says:

    I am Hamz & thees eees Framz and we are going to
    (tries to clap hammy paws together but they just—can’t—reach)
    Oh never mind.

  5. Michelle says:

    tee hee

  6. bugmom says:

    POP!!! Fizzzzzzzz. I love his butterscotchedness.

  7. Theo says:

    Gold star for Metz!
    http://www.tdlguitars.com/11-29-04/888_DC_1b.jpg
    (OK, more like a field of electric sparkles for Metz)

  8. Peg of Tilling says:

    Say hello to my little friend–0ne squeeze and ptui-tui-tui-tui!!! sunflower seeds squirted all over!!!

  9. SPB says:

    Is it just me or does he remind anyone else of a pezz dispenser?

  10. SPB says:

    Oh, wait… didn’t anyone notice!!! Ther’s hooman hands in this here pikchurr!!

    (he,he,he)

  11. beastiemom says:

    Um, he’s not trying to fwap the hammie, is he?

  12. OMG! It's Carrie says:

    …..picking up the field mice and boppin’em on the head

    and down came the good fairy and she said……..

  13. Theo says:

    BeastieMom — again, I think you’re thinking of something else. (and there’s no “W” in that)

    Furthermore, eww.

  14. Aubrey says:

    Why am I under the impression that there’s a Highland Regiment nearby?

  15. Nottmi says:

    I’m kind of worried that hamster-esque super-advanced aliens are going to see this website as their first contact with our culture, look at the first two pictures… and obliterate our species.

  16. demolitionwoman says:

    HA! lookit that lil fattyface.

    the squished scenario is way cuter than the no-neck bodybuilder scenario.

  17. Space Cowgirl says:

    Damn it, the comments to this thread made me quasi-aspirate my Coke three different times. Evil, evil people.

    Really though – glad to see things back to normal around here, whatever THAT means.

  18. lil says:

    I don’t think he looks squished.
    He looks like he’s holding his breath!

  19. Wbirdie says:

    Squeeze too hard and,,,,
    POP! Goes the weasel…………..

  20. Snorga says:

    Just like my hammie! He sure looks proud of himself. :-)

  21. moosie says:

    Poor leetle dewd! He looks worried indeed: “You’re gonna make me lose my seeds!”

  22. allie says:

    haha, yeah i agree about the PEZ

  23. MilkyWei says:

    It’s–it’s–it’s—–

    HAMTARO!!

    http://www.fantasykat.com/ch/Images/h/hamtaro2.jpg

  24. Beth says:

    Meg, I’m begging you — we need a COXCU of the hammie’s left paw!!!

  25. gooeyctr says:

    This ham has the same look that I get during a lecture when a student asks a question that shows s/he hasn’t done the reading for a while. Come to think of it, I grip the lectern the same way, too.

  26. miu says:

    An armed robbery with a loaded seed dispenser?

    (The cutest PEZ I’ve seen.)

  27. starling says:

    Hands up! I got a loaded hampster, and I’m not afraid to use it!

  28. Jim says:

    this site is going to heck! I wish it was like it used to be, when we could see adorable pets frolicking with their humans!

    More people!

  29. Theo says:

    Jim — added “see” where dropped

  30. Subhangi says:

    “OOOPH” sez Teho.

    BWAHAHAHAHAOMGROFL.

    Teho, you deserve the Nobel Prize for Onomatopoeia.

  31. Subhangi says:

    Oh, and a widdle kees on the hammy nose.

  32. pyrit says:

    Oh no, I said I wanted a ham and *cheese* sandwich.

  33. Annie says:

    Put up your dukes and hand over all your sunflower seeds or the wife gets it

  34. AuntieMame says:

    LOL at Jim.

    I’m disappointed that Meg even mentioned the nuffs. Now they’ll think they’re vindicated…

    [Meh. Let 'em think that. The next theme will throw 'em all the harder. - Ed.]

  35. berthaslave says:

    That is the Sydney Greenstreet-iest of creatures. “Very amusing, Mr. Spade. Now, hand over the Maltese Falcon…”

    http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes5/maltesefalcon117.jpeg

  36. Bear says:

    YOur hammy asplode!

  37. Rich Fader says:

    “And then Mr. Gere had a muscle spasm and THIS happened….”

    [stop now... - Ed.]

  38. Theresa says:

    Lifting weight with his cheek muscles?!?!?!?
    (confoozled)

  39. Tor says:

    Stressball ham.

    Mylar ham? (Those balloon creatures look more realistic all the time!)

  40. jen says:

    awwww, what a cute lil hammie!!! such smooshulence!

  41. Dawn says:

    pop goes the hamster

  42. Annie says:

    First rodent gun
    Chip or maybe that is dale..

    The lone Chipmonks

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNZRbwU6j1E

  43. Megan says:

    Look at those little gripping toes! Too cute — we need a C.O.X.C.U.!

  44. Jwlls says:

    Peg of Tilling – Hawhahahahaha!!! Exactly!

  45. Wendy says:

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    The picture is funny, but that title is insanely HILARIOUS!

  46. gemma ;x says:

    0mg that is s0 crule!! po0r thing pr0b cant even breath & it pr0b thinks y0ur tryna kill it. aww i feel s0 s0rry f0r it!!