Ladies, if you wanna drive the Guinea Fellows crazy, try this new Spanx Guinea Gut Shaper. $36.00 with two Timothy Hay box tops.
OK, OK, the real story. Says Sender-Inner Gwinn: "My guinea pig, Heisenberg, enjoys mutilating cardboard, so I gave him a spent packing tape core to chomp on. A few hours later I return to find him completely stuck, needing to be cut out of his new corset."