HALP!

I got picked CLEAN, People!!!

Dewd, even the poodles are laughing at me. THIS IS JUST GREAT!

Picked_clean

Kristen R., he’s almost as small as Winston now.

48 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Amanda says:

    llama or alpaca?

  2. llamas says:

    Alpaca!!!!!1!1!
    (almost as cute as a llama. :P )

  3. liz says:

    hilarious.
    LOVE the “vegas show girl” plummage at the back there…
    ha!

  4. JT says:

    Oh jeez, talk about humiliation… poor dude!

  5. Yes, my name is really Cricket says:

    OMG!!! The head…

    ::said in Scottish accent::
    HEAD! PAPER! NOW!

    lol

  6. kah says:

    wow. he looksl ike he’s about to cry.. :(

  7. Jacki14 says:

    An alpaca-let in leg-warmers!

  8. Theo says:

    Whoa… OK, time for a flaaaashbaaaaack…
    [wavy lines]
    [wavy lines]
    [wavy lines]

    http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/06/is_there_room_e.html

  9. Carrie says:

    Get this: alpaca breeders call that a “dignity cut”.

  10. Kara says:

    Carrie — so, kinda like a pay cut?

  11. Stephanie says:

    “Dignity cut”!?!?! Poor ill tempered creature! He looks embarrassed enough to spit!

  12. Theresa says:

    What’s dignity got to do, got to do with it? ;)

  13. leah b. says:

    Halp they forgot to turn of the shaver thingy halp !!! OMG all the dogs are really laughing at me how soon till it grOWS BACK !!!

  14. NYgirly says:

    look closely

    *squint*

    he’s totally giving you a raspberry ppppbbbblllllllllth!

    take that :P

  15. merry says:

    It’s an Alpaca-poo!
    Part Alpaca part Poodle!
    Poor thing! =(

    [Wouldn't that be an "Alpooca", Merry? - Ed.]

  16. La says:

    awwwww, he’s wearing dignity pants!

  17. m says:

    llama trauma.

    (i couldnt think of an alpaca rhyme..sorry)

    ["Alpaca Shockah", what else? - Ed.]
    ;)

  18. peaseapea says:

    BAHAHAHAHAAA!
    I think I know this unfortunate alpaca – this was taken at Beacon Hill Park, right?

  19. somebody says:

    hehe That lil’ dude is totally plotting revenge. Just look at his face.

  20. Golden says:

    I love these little guys.. they slay me.

  21. berthaslave says:

    I saw this and thought “Paris Hilton.” Is that mean?

  22. Julia in BC says:

    Yep, that looks like one of the (shorn) alpacas at the petting zoo in Victoria, BC’s Beacon Hill Park.

    BTW, he’s got great tooth action, too.

  23. Lizzy says:

    Oh dear. Oh… oh dear.

    *shakes head*

    Poor not-a-llama.

  24. Maggie says:

    I WANT ONE! Seriously, I can’t wait to have my own alpacas. They’ll get to hang out with my goats :) .

  25. Pheas says:

    Woolly ever get over the shear embarrassment?

  26. yaya says:

    Man, Lizzy, now you’ve gone and put the llama song in my head with that “not-a-llama” comment.

    http://www.relaxorium.com/journalpics/thellamasong.swf

  27. Tor says:

    Do peeps have these as petz?

  28. Tugs says:

    When I started scrolling down to the picture, I thought it was some kind of animal grazing on the grass with some funny head attached to its tail.
    I think I need more sleep.

  29. Erin E. says:

    *ck you kristen

  30. leah b. says:

    tugs go to bed before you it comes after you—LOL

  31. lil says:

    dignity cut!??
    I’d hate to think what the full body shave is called.
    a brazillian?

  32. dwine says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  33. acelightning says:

    “Somebody is gonna DIE for this…”

  34. Hon Glad says:

    Watcha do-ink, you think I,am a Clown? like I make you laugh!
    Help please Theo! this is from my very selective memory. Min Gott!

    [Joe Pesci in "Goodfellas" - Ed.]
    [ http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099685/quotes ]

  35. Cat says:

    Ooooh, alpaca yarn! Yea!

    and yes, they make charming pets- you only need 4? I think for a happy herd, and they don’t suck up mass acerage. The wool is sooooooooooooo soft and better than sheep wool for warmth and wicking and all.

  36. Jackalope says:

    He’s got to bound, bound, bound and re-bound!

  37. Theresa says:

    “Al-pooca: from old Celtic mythology – a fairy spirit in animal form – always very large. The pooka appears here and there – now and then – to this one and that one – a benign but mischievous creature – very fond of rumpots, crackpots, and how are you, Mr. Wilson?”

  38. Duckie says:

    Wow.. just wow.
    oh and..cool..very cool

  39. melly says:

    alpaca whacka! :D
    someone is going to do some serious knittin’!

  40. Kiragirl says:

    fuzzy butt

  41. Anne says:

    OMG!!! It DOES look like a head attached to a tail. It might be an alien from the SciFi channel. Is this done for easier grooming or do they knit something from the hair?

  42. Alice Shortcake says:

    “Does this style make my knees look fat?”

  43. Subhangi says:

    ROFL!!! These fellows always look like they’re permanently doped out!

  44. Rob says:

    Wow… Whoever did that to the animal should be shot! It looks like one of the aliens from the movie Signs!

  45. cody walters says:

    wow that is the funniest thing i have seen all day… lol… i thought it was a llama that lost a bet…

  46. amy says:

    HEED! PAHNTS! NOW!!!!
    heheheh, he’ll be cryin’ himself to sleep tonight on his HUGE Pillow!

  47. bonafide says:

    I just have one small thing to say to this…

    STUPID JUNGLE!

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=lzWqBMkOaR4&feature=PlayList&p=07C1644DED7C4EC4&index=3

    Too Funny…

    Bonafide

  48. Cherry says:

    omGOD what the hell is that thing!!!!