I got picked CLEAN, People!!!

Dewd, even the poodles are laughing at me. THIS IS JUST GREAT!


Kristen R., he’s almost as small as Winston now.



  1. llama or alpaca?

  2. Alpaca!!!!!1!1!
    (almost as cute as a llama. :P)

  3. hilarious.
    LOVE the “vegas show girl” plummage at the back there…

  4. Oh jeez, talk about humiliation… poor dude!

  5. Yes, my name is really Cricket says:

    OMG!!! The head…

    ::said in Scottish accent::


  6. wow. he looksl ike he’s about to cry.. 😦

  7. An alpaca-let in leg-warmers!

  8. Whoa… OK, time for a flaaaashbaaaaack…
    [wavy lines]
    [wavy lines]
    [wavy lines]


  9. Get this: alpaca breeders call that a “dignity cut”.

  10. Carrie — so, kinda like a pay cut?

  11. “Dignity cut”!?!?! Poor ill tempered creature! He looks embarrassed enough to spit!

  12. What’s dignity got to do, got to do with it? 😉

  13. Halp they forgot to turn of the shaver thingy halp !!! OMG all the dogs are really laughing at me how soon till it grOWS BACK !!!

  14. look closely


    he’s totally giving you a raspberry ppppbbbblllllllllth!

    take that 😛

  15. It’s an Alpaca-poo!
    Part Alpaca part Poodle!
    Poor thing! =(

    [Wouldn’t that be an “Alpooca”, Merry? – Ed.]

  16. awwwww, he’s wearing dignity pants!

  17. llama trauma.

    (i couldnt think of an alpaca rhyme..sorry)

    [“Alpaca Shockah”, what else? – Ed.]

    I think I know this unfortunate alpaca – this was taken at Beacon Hill Park, right?

  19. hehe That lil’ dude is totally plotting revenge. Just look at his face.

  20. I love these little guys.. they slay me.

  21. berthaslave says:

    I saw this and thought “Paris Hilton.” Is that mean?

  22. Julia in BC says:

    Yep, that looks like one of the (shorn) alpacas at the petting zoo in Victoria, BC’s Beacon Hill Park.

    BTW, he’s got great tooth action, too.

  23. Oh dear. Oh… oh dear.

    *shakes head*

    Poor not-a-llama.

  24. I WANT ONE! Seriously, I can’t wait to have my own alpacas. They’ll get to hang out with my goats :).

  25. Woolly ever get over the shear embarrassment?

  26. Man, Lizzy, now you’ve gone and put the llama song in my head with that “not-a-llama” comment.


  27. Do peeps have these as petz?

  28. When I started scrolling down to the picture, I thought it was some kind of animal grazing on the grass with some funny head attached to its tail.
    I think I need more sleep.

  29. *ck you kristen

  30. tugs go to bed before you it comes after you—LOL

  31. dignity cut!??
    I’d hate to think what the full body shave is called.
    a brazillian?


  33. acelightning says:

    “Somebody is gonna DIE for this…”

  34. Watcha do-ink, you think I,am a Clown? like I make you laugh!
    Help please Theo! this is from my very selective memory. Min Gott!

    [Joe Pesci in “Goodfellas” – Ed.]
    [ http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099685/quotes ]

  35. Ooooh, alpaca yarn! Yea!

    and yes, they make charming pets- you only need 4? I think for a happy herd, and they don’t suck up mass acerage. The wool is sooooooooooooo soft and better than sheep wool for warmth and wicking and all.

  36. He’s got to bound, bound, bound and re-bound!

  37. “Al-pooca: from old Celtic mythology – a fairy spirit in animal form – always very large. The pooka appears here and there – now and then – to this one and that one – a benign but mischievous creature – very fond of rumpots, crackpots, and how are you, Mr. Wilson?”

  38. Wow.. just wow.
    oh and..cool..very cool

  39. alpaca whacka! 😀
    someone is going to do some serious knittin’!

  40. fuzzy butt

  41. OMG!!! It DOES look like a head attached to a tail. It might be an alien from the SciFi channel. Is this done for easier grooming or do they knit something from the hair?

  42. Alice Shortcake says:

    “Does this style make my knees look fat?”

  43. ROFL!!! These fellows always look like they’re permanently doped out!

  44. Wow… Whoever did that to the animal should be shot! It looks like one of the aliens from the movie Signs!

  45. cody walters says:

    wow that is the funniest thing i have seen all day… lol… i thought it was a llama that lost a bet…

  46. HEED! PAHNTS! NOW!!!!
    heheheh, he’ll be cryin’ himself to sleep tonight on his HUGE Pillow!

  47. I just have one small thing to say to this…


    Too Funny…


  48. omGOD what the hell is that thing!!!!