HALP!

by Meg on September 17, 2007

I got picked CLEAN, People!!!

Dewd, even the poodles are laughing at me. THIS IS JUST GREAT!

Picked_clean

Kristen R., he’s almost as small as Winston now.

{ 48 comments }

1 Amanda 09.17.07 at 8:09 pm

llama or alpaca?

2 llamas 09.17.07 at 8:10 pm

Alpaca!!!!!1!1!
(almost as cute as a llama. :P )

3 liz 09.17.07 at 8:16 pm

hilarious.
LOVE the “vegas show girl” plummage at the back there…
ha!

4 JT 09.17.07 at 8:21 pm

Oh jeez, talk about humiliation… poor dude!

5 Yes, my name is really Cricket 09.17.07 at 8:22 pm

OMG!!! The head…

::said in Scottish accent::
HEAD! PAPER! NOW!

lol

6 kah 09.17.07 at 8:22 pm

wow. he looksl ike he’s about to cry.. :(

7 Jacki14 09.17.07 at 8:27 pm

An alpaca-let in leg-warmers!

8 Theo 09.17.07 at 8:28 pm

Whoa… OK, time for a flaaaashbaaaaack…
[wavy lines]
[wavy lines]
[wavy lines]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/06/is_there_room_e.html

9 Carrie 09.17.07 at 8:28 pm

Get this: alpaca breeders call that a “dignity cut”.

10 Kara 09.17.07 at 8:35 pm

Carrie — so, kinda like a pay cut?

11 Stephanie 09.17.07 at 8:37 pm

“Dignity cut”!?!?! Poor ill tempered creature! He looks embarrassed enough to spit!

12 Theresa 09.17.07 at 8:37 pm

What’s dignity got to do, got to do with it? ;)

13 leah b. 09.17.07 at 8:54 pm

Halp they forgot to turn of the shaver thingy halp !!! OMG all the dogs are really laughing at me how soon till it grOWS BACK !!!

14 NYgirly 09.17.07 at 8:55 pm

look closely

*squint*

he’s totally giving you a raspberry ppppbbbblllllllllth!

take that :P

15 merry 09.17.07 at 9:00 pm

It’s an Alpaca-poo!
Part Alpaca part Poodle!
Poor thing! =(

[Wouldn't that be an "Alpooca", Merry? - Ed.]

16 La 09.17.07 at 9:29 pm

awwwww, he’s wearing dignity pants!

17 m 09.17.07 at 9:47 pm

llama trauma.

(i couldnt think of an alpaca rhyme..sorry)

["Alpaca Shockah", what else? - Ed.]
;)

18 peaseapea 09.17.07 at 10:16 pm

BAHAHAHAHAAA!
I think I know this unfortunate alpaca – this was taken at Beacon Hill Park, right?

19 somebody 09.17.07 at 10:55 pm

hehe That lil’ dude is totally plotting revenge. Just look at his face.

20 Golden 09.17.07 at 11:46 pm

I love these little guys.. they slay me.

21 berthaslave 09.17.07 at 11:56 pm

I saw this and thought “Paris Hilton.” Is that mean?

22 Julia in BC 09.17.07 at 11:58 pm

Yep, that looks like one of the (shorn) alpacas at the petting zoo in Victoria, BC’s Beacon Hill Park.

BTW, he’s got great tooth action, too.

23 Lizzy 09.18.07 at 12:42 am

Oh dear. Oh… oh dear.

*shakes head*

Poor not-a-llama.

24 Maggie 09.18.07 at 12:45 am

I WANT ONE! Seriously, I can’t wait to have my own alpacas. They’ll get to hang out with my goats :) .

25 Pheas 09.18.07 at 2:26 am

Woolly ever get over the shear embarrassment?

26 yaya 09.18.07 at 2:49 am

Man, Lizzy, now you’ve gone and put the llama song in my head with that “not-a-llama” comment.

http://www.relaxorium.com/journalpics/thellamasong.swf

27 Tor 09.18.07 at 2:56 am

Do peeps have these as petz?

28 Tugs 09.18.07 at 3:26 am

When I started scrolling down to the picture, I thought it was some kind of animal grazing on the grass with some funny head attached to its tail.
I think I need more sleep.

29 Erin E. 09.18.07 at 3:37 am

*ck you kristen

30 leah b. 09.18.07 at 4:09 am

tugs go to bed before you it comes after you—LOL

31 lil 09.18.07 at 7:41 am

dignity cut!??
I’d hate to think what the full body shave is called.
a brazillian?

32 dwine 09.18.07 at 8:12 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

33 acelightning 09.18.07 at 8:56 am

“Somebody is gonna DIE for this…”

34 Hon Glad 09.18.07 at 11:34 am

Watcha do-ink, you think I,am a Clown? like I make you laugh!
Help please Theo! this is from my very selective memory. Min Gott!

[Joe Pesci in "Goodfellas" - Ed.]
[ http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099685/quotes ]

35 Cat 09.18.07 at 12:38 pm

Ooooh, alpaca yarn! Yea!

and yes, they make charming pets- you only need 4? I think for a happy herd, and they don’t suck up mass acerage. The wool is sooooooooooooo soft and better than sheep wool for warmth and wicking and all.

36 Jackalope 09.18.07 at 2:56 pm

He’s got to bound, bound, bound and re-bound!

37 Theresa 09.18.07 at 3:32 pm

“Al-pooca: from old Celtic mythology – a fairy spirit in animal form – always very large. The pooka appears here and there – now and then – to this one and that one – a benign but mischievous creature – very fond of rumpots, crackpots, and how are you, Mr. Wilson?”

38 Duckie 09.18.07 at 5:01 pm

Wow.. just wow.
oh and..cool..very cool

39 melly 09.18.07 at 6:05 pm

alpaca whacka! :D
someone is going to do some serious knittin’!

40 Kiragirl 09.18.07 at 6:47 pm

fuzzy butt

41 Anne 09.19.07 at 12:02 am

OMG!!! It DOES look like a head attached to a tail. It might be an alien from the SciFi channel. Is this done for easier grooming or do they knit something from the hair?

42 Alice Shortcake 09.19.07 at 8:51 am

“Does this style make my knees look fat?”

43 Subhangi 09.19.07 at 11:07 am

ROFL!!! These fellows always look like they’re permanently doped out!

44 Rob 09.19.07 at 3:17 pm

Wow… Whoever did that to the animal should be shot! It looks like one of the aliens from the movie Signs!

45 cody walters 09.19.07 at 3:33 pm

wow that is the funniest thing i have seen all day… lol… i thought it was a llama that lost a bet…

46 amy 09.19.07 at 5:43 pm

HEED! PAHNTS! NOW!!!!
heheheh, he’ll be cryin’ himself to sleep tonight on his HUGE Pillow!

47 bonafide 09.19.07 at 11:35 pm

I just have one small thing to say to this…

STUPID JUNGLE!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lzWqBMkOaR4&feature=PlayList&p=07C1644DED7C4EC4&index=3

Too Funny…

Bonafide

48 Cherry 09.24.07 at 8:46 pm

omGOD what the hell is that thing!!!!

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