You gonna eat dis? causeimightwanttokinda

[Nose makes tiniest of sniffing motions in your direction]

Just lemme know if I can have this apple chonk, K?

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Nice rescueing, Bailey P. ;)

43 comments … read them below or add one

  1. hey-h says:

    Ohhh I’m in love. Anybody got an apple chunk I can leave out? I think one of these guys would probably come to my office…if only I had the right bait.

  2. inktupbbw says:

    OMG…*Inktellectual holds the apple chonk up for teh skwirl* You can have it if I can watch you snarf it up close! *sob of joy* The whizkerrrrs!

  3. Robert M. says:

    Adorable closeup of mini-squirrel! (I wonder, is there any way for me to show all squirrel images as a TypePad search?)

    And the obligatory:
    “When I think about you / All I have to do / Is bleen / Bleen, bleen, bleen”

  4. Theo says:

    At this moment, J. Bo, I don’t *care* if skwerlz is evil.

    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

  5. Holly says:

    I threw out an old Bosco stick out to the squirrel this morning. He was nom nomming on that thing like mad!

    Skwerls are cool!

  6. luvinmalssomuch says:

    You can eat it as long as you STAY OUT OF THE ROAD!

  7. Lils says:

    Beep!

    *pushes adorable lil’ nose and runs giggling for the hills*

  8. Mello says:

    He looks like my Beep-Beep, the cutest chihuahua on the East Coast WEEEEE.

    enjoy the nibbles, lil dude.

  9. jen says:

    you can have it little cutie. in fact, i will smother eet with peanut butter pour vous!

  10. metsakins says:

    today the apple chunk

    tomorrow the world

    bwahahahaha

  11. ThreeCatNight says:

    Of course you can, little Squirrel Nosicle!

  12. Cathy says:

    If I can kiss the space between your eyes, you can have a whole tree of apples!

  13. NotSupposedToBeDoingThisAtWork says:

    Holly, what’s a Bosco stick? ’cause I’m pretty much picturing a stick covered in chocolate syrup…

    tewtally wanna scoop up mr. qte leetle skwerelly-head and stick him in me pocket! and maybe paint some happy little trees while i’m at it!

  14. Subhangi says:

    Is this the same skwerl who was using the hand elevator a few posts back?

    *drrrgzztboop*

  15. Tarah says:

    uv corse u kanz littel bebeh skwerelleh! u iz kyoot!

  16. Here, have mah whole lunch. The sammich, and the jell-o puddin snak pak, and the kerritts…oh and here is mah wallet, and keys…

  17. metsakins says:

    no lunchables?

  18. liz says:

    hes so adorable,
    i would buy him a whole case of apples!

    OK- question for HOLLY-
    I dont know what BOSCO is.
    what is it anyway?

  19. Revwaldo says:

    Actually, I’ll eat an apple if I’m hungry, but I love the nuts.
    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33804

  20. ceejoe says:

    me neither on the bosco stick.
    we are all waiting anxiously…

  21. ceejoe says:

    bosco stick?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bosco_Stick

    slow day at work obviously…

  22. celia says:

    i loove the caption!! “causeimightwanttokinda” .. an example of one of the many captions that make me laugh out loud instantly! haha perfect.

  23. ceejoe says:

    omg, the Bosco Pizza Co is right here in Michigan!
    Who kenew??

  24. liz says:

    man. where have i been?
    i thought bosco was coffee or some kind of coffee drink. I’m an idiot.
    I’m glad they dont sell Bosco Sticks around here.
    I’d be the size of a volkswagen.
    I’ll bet the lil squirrlie loved it!

  25. metsakins says:

    when I was a kid Bosco was chocolate syrup and there is a really funny seinfeld about bosco

  26. Holly says:

    The Wikipedia page is correct. A bread stick that has a mozzerella cheese center.

    So squirrelly gets his grain and dairy today! :)

  27. musicchick2 says:

    Robert M. – I’m not sure about TypePad, but you can do a search for all the C.O. squirrel posts. See that SIZZEARCH field just down from the top of the right hand margin? Just type whatever you’re looking for, make sure C.O. is clicked and click Google Search. ‘Course you may have to spell it in C.O’glish to find ALL of them – skwirrel? skwirrl? ;-)

    [..."Snorglish" - Ed.]

  28. Holly says:

    I bought my Bosco sticks thru Marketday.com. They sell food thru school and the schools get a percentage.

  29. NYgirly says:

    i like Little Caeser’s Crazy Bread better!

    this lil nutters gets bonus points for his schweeeeet whisker fans ^^

  30. NotSupposedToBeDoingThisAtWork says:

    mmmm cheese filled bread… that’s even better than chocolate syrup on a stick. although, if the syrup was on ice creamm… that’d be a tough call.

    Thanks ceejoe!

  31. Fat Tabby says:

    A baby squiggle!! I want to kees it on his/her little baby forehead! my boyfriend, back when he was in high school, used to take care of the bebe orphaned squirrels out in front of his school, apparently they sat on his shoulders and everything. Gettin jealous just thinking of it :P

  32. Annie says:

    I love teh alsmot complete circle of wiskers on his schnoozle
    Or you could look on them as skwerly angel wing wiskers…

    OMG he must have hypnotized me with his evil squirley BEF… cant believe I fell for the cute ; )

  33. J. Bo says:

    ACK!

    >>At this moment, J. Bo, I don’t *care* if skwerlz is evil.< <

    Oh, but you will, Theo, you will… WHEN THE SQUIRREL HAS EATEN YOUR FACE!

    (Evil, evil, evil, I tell you…)

  34. Theo says:

    Well, it’s not like I ever *show* my face…

  35. Golden says:

    CO IS THE BEST THING EVAR! I hadn’t been by in a few days. oh okay.. hours.. and the qte is overloading me today! The squirrely.. the kittehs.. the hovercraft puppays.. And the captions.. omg. meg.. you’re brilliant.

  36. Shannon Johnson says:

    Squirrel!!!!!!

  37. AuntieMame says:

    You can have all the apple chonks in the state, squirrel, if you’ll leave the farkin’ potted plants aloooooone!

  38. leah says:

    I love the front tockness that is ssooo cute. I would give the kisses but I don’t think bebbeh squirrel would like it

  39. Robert M. says:

    musicchick2 –

    I know about searching like that, but what I’d like to see is a search method which displays all relevant entries in a full list of blog entries with the images and captions, as they appear on the main page. I don’t even know if such is possible under the current system.

  40. NYgirly says:

    the evil squirrel will eat your crotch off den

    *muahahahaha*

    (we’ve seen the crotch shots Theo)

  41. Kimbelly says:

    Happy/Sad story: Yesterday I was walking my dog and came across a horrible sight. Two baby skwerls on the road. One had already been hit by a car, but the other seemed intact, just stunned. I cautiously picked him up (he squirmed) and moved him off the road to the base of the tree. When I came back, I saw the Momma Skwerl carrying the baby back up the tree. Yay! Poor little things. I feel so terrible for the other guy though. Here’s hoping the saved one pulls through…
    :0

  42. kimmy says:

    i don’t really like this pic. :(

  43. A says:

    Gerr Off Me Land!!……and stay AWAY from the snack.