Well, would you look at that

by Meg on August 27, 2007

I woke up, with my PANTS UNBUTTONED [paw on hip]

and some PARTS were OBVIOUSLY TAKEN OUT.

UN-BE-LEE-VA-BULL!!!

Wheres_my_parts_at

Gary P., I think you better call Security

{ 66 comments }

1 Metz 08.27.07 at 7:55 pm

This is a beautiful kitteh, and the look, oh the look.
I’m just loving his/her? pawpads and bright fur. What a great pic, shaved belleh and sleepy eyed look and all.

2 Ali B 08.27.07 at 7:55 pm

Poor big fat kitten belly. I bet you it’s soooooft.

3 Gary Ploski 08.27.07 at 7:57 pm

This is Cthulhu’s sister (http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/08/you-didnt-let-g.html ) – Magneto.

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4 Annie 08.27.07 at 7:59 pm

I can think of absolutely nothing to say I am just speechless… LOL

5 monekypants 08.27.07 at 8:00 pm

teho!! meg!! how do i submit!! a have a very cute pic for you!!!

6 Theresa 08.27.07 at 8:00 pm

Don’t worry, kitteh, you’ll never miss it.

7 Annie 08.27.07 at 8:02 pm

OMG Another girl Magneto. I am stuned even more.
I wonder if she is as obnoxious as our Tortie is!

8 jen 08.27.07 at 8:04 pm

aww, cute kitteh. nice paw placement. don’t worry kitteh, your pants will grow back.

9 koko 08.27.07 at 8:04 pm

monkeypants, email your photo to: cuteoverload@frostdesign.net

10 headscratcher 08.27.07 at 8:06 pm

Cthulhu
Magneto

These are now secure among the COOLEST EVEH CAT NAMES.

That is all.

11 anner 08.27.07 at 8:08 pm

“Oh, thanks a bunch, Bob Barker!”

12 NYgirly 08.27.07 at 8:14 pm

I like the three chocolate toes and one chocolate pad that are visible

*looks around quickly*

*performs stealth choco toe/pad lick*

*makes mouth smacking noises of satisfaction*

13 berthaslave 08.27.07 at 8:20 pm

That is a classic Jack Benny-esque pose.
http://www.barnaclepress.com/images/jack.jpg

14 sara 08.27.07 at 8:22 pm

Just WHAT was in that capnip????

15 OMG it's Carrie - Be scared. 08.27.07 at 8:26 pm

Yay! for responsible owners!!! Adorable spayed kittie!

16 Manda 08.27.07 at 8:30 pm

Kinda looks like he/she’s replacing the missing parts with the tail…for a classic Playgirl pose :-)

*ducks under flying cat-food*

Hehe. Naughty, naughty kitty ;-p

17 oaklandcat 08.27.07 at 8:33 pm

This pic has me in stitches!

18 luvinmalssomuch 08.27.07 at 8:45 pm

While I am recovering I expect to be waited on. Got any questions?

19 R 08.27.07 at 8:48 pm

“You know, in my plans to conquer the human race, I was going to spare you, but now…”

20 Metz 08.27.07 at 8:53 pm

R wins.
;-)

21 metz 08.27.07 at 8:54 pm

but Oakie comes in a very close 2nd with teh stitches pun…(groans)

22 Leslie 08.27.07 at 9:15 pm

It looks like someone has left a handy modesty fig leaf within paw’s reach. Very considerate.

23 Kathryn 08.27.07 at 9:30 pm

aww, definitely “cute or sad” material..

24 Shannon Johnson 08.27.07 at 9:35 pm

weird cat.

25 bdwilcox 08.27.07 at 9:42 pm

I wonder if this happened after a stranger bought her a drink and she woke up in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing.

26 Dale 08.27.07 at 9:51 pm

Pants unbuttoned? I´m sorry, but I calls a spayed a spayed.

27 Kar 08.27.07 at 9:55 pm

Dewd, you better stop picking at your stitches or you’re going to get coned.

28 Leah B 08.27.07 at 9:58 pm

all I wanna do is snorgle you all day , snorgle you all day

29 Theo 08.27.07 at 10:02 pm

[SNERK] @ Dale & Kar!

30 Jen 08.27.07 at 10:15 pm

When I read that some “parts were taken out” and then I saw the stuffed heart off to the side, I had to assume the worst.

31 Denita TwoDragons 08.27.07 at 10:18 pm

Awww, poor baby, she had herself a hiss-terectomy! ;-)

–TwoDragons

32 Pheas 08.27.07 at 10:23 pm

Props to kitteh’s humans for preventing the thousands of descendants that could have ended up at shelters — to neuter is cuter!

33 Khadija 08.27.07 at 10:25 pm

ha ha she looks so reproachful / shifty

34 AuntieMame 08.27.07 at 10:31 pm

Sheesh! Can’t even take a nap without someone helping themselves to yer internal organs.

What IS this world coming to?

35 SeaBreeze 08.27.07 at 11:32 pm

EXACTLY, AuntieMame!

Hair today, none tomorrow!

36 Kit 08.28.07 at 12:26 am

As the lolcats say , ’sumbudy took my harbls!’ This cat is EXPECTING pampering after what you did!

37 Shannon 08.28.07 at 12:43 am

Check for both kidneys, love!

Feel better soon, cutie!

38 Kar 08.28.07 at 2:11 am

I bet she’s saying some very rude things about Bob Barker between disproving glares.

39 Missa 08.28.07 at 2:18 am

My tuxie is in very much that exact state right now.

Confused as all hell. Also her little nippies are still all stuck out from the litter she had when she was a stray.

So now .. kittie udder =D

40 Isncee 08.28.07 at 2:48 am

People NEED TO FIX their animals, because it’s the lesser evil… but it still sux! It’s still taking away an important part of the animal’s life… hard for me to find it cute. :/

41 Samsuma 08.28.07 at 3:45 am

I love my kitty, uterus and all, but the heat was unbearable and what if she got out by accident? I don’t want those kitteh sweet souls on my concience (sp?) So my kitty got spayed and thats all I Have to say about that. Its not that cute, its just necessary.

42 Tugs 08.28.07 at 5:33 am

I thought her right rear paw was a picture of a puppy on the bedding at first. I have got to stop hitting the nip with my cats.

43 The Honourable Gladys Anstruther 08.28.07 at 6:25 am

That smooth talking Tom was responsible.

44 Subhangi 08.28.07 at 6:44 am

Good grief. I just remembered Mama Psycho *exists* …

and with her lady-things intact! [groan]

Wish I had the time and money to get her and her boys fixed …

45 Emmie 08.28.07 at 7:30 am

It’s the right thing to do, but Ouch! Poor bebeh. But her some treats and kitty toys ASAP!

46 acelightning 08.28.07 at 8:09 am

(Insert “Sam Spade” pun here…)

47 The Honourable Gladys Anstruther 08.28.07 at 8:36 am

Ok if you give me my pants back we will say no more about it.

48 Yet another Michelle 08.28.07 at 9:19 am

Cthulhu says: “You shouldn’t have left such a mess in the kitchen…I was forced to punish you… Now maybe you’ll think twice before leaving your duckie lying around and upturning the food dishes!”

49 Leyla 08.28.07 at 11:16 am

Oh noez! It woke up in a bathtub filled with ice with a note to call 911. It’s like Charlie the unicorn. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnJAozfBq7w

50 Leyla 08.28.07 at 11:23 am

I had my kitty snipped. I know it was the right thing to do; but when I took her to the vet I still cried.

51 liz 08.28.07 at 3:01 pm

well… at least you’ve been spared the “e-collar”.
could be worse.

52 Avy 08.28.07 at 3:10 pm

I guess I am not seeing the picture right or something but I don’t get it! What am I suppossed to be looking for thats cute other than the cats face?

53 TexIrishRose 08.28.07 at 4:06 pm

2 KEWT! (I have those same sheets, btw…)

54 ally 08.28.07 at 4:26 pm

TUGS, I SEE THE DOG’S FACE!

55 miu 08.28.07 at 4:30 pm

I think this is the most seductive (male) come-hither look I’ve ever seen.

Purrr right back at you, Gorgeous!

56 one of the erins 08.28.07 at 5:04 pm

Yeah. See mah tailio? That’s where mah missing parts USED TO BE. Ring any bells, human?

57 Tugs 08.28.07 at 6:23 pm

ALLY – Do you see the dog body, front legs and tail? (passes Ally more nip)

58 Mary (the first) 08.28.07 at 6:31 pm

I see the whole dog in the bedding, now that you point it out. BIG eyes on that dog.

59 sunnymum 08.28.07 at 10:19 pm

I hope this kitteh has some thing to ease the pain. Good lo’ I sure wouldn’t want someone taking my pic after having had a hysterectomy. Give the poor cat her dignity back. Glad she was spayed but sheesh, not exactly a photo op for peet’s sake!

60 ally 08.29.07 at 1:37 am

tugs, oh yes yes yes…i even see a MERMAID TAIL!!!!

61 kittylover 08.29.07 at 2:07 pm

hey TUGS, it looks more like a monkey face to me-must have kitty nip bud!!

62 metz 08.29.07 at 2:27 pm

I see doggeh face & body.

OMG I see doggeh faces!

63 Kritter 08.30.07 at 1:27 am

This picture is crying out for a “Bad Cats”-style caption.

64 Theo 08.30.07 at 1:32 am

Kritter — like these?
http://www.mycathatesyou.com/
(that’s the “Bad Cats” guy’s site)

65 Madeleine 08.30.07 at 2:52 pm

I am reminded of one of my favorite icanhascheezburger captions:

“Tried to go brazilian, razor slipped”

66 Kar 08.30.07 at 7:03 pm

That must’ve been a really big tattoo.

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