Four Days Old!

by Theo on August 30, 2007

[upbeat daytime theme music]

and now, today’s News Of Teh Qte™!
Featuring your host, BABY HIPPO:

Bebehipo
[ticka-tak, ticka-tak, ticka-tak]

Many thanks and scratchy wet snout nuzzles to CBS News‘ "Photos Of The Day" peeps!

{ 71 comments }

1 bluefairy 08.30.07 at 7:21 pm

What beautiful eye capsules!

2 Jay Fry 08.30.07 at 7:21 pm

Check out those eye capsules! Tres cute.

3 Kristin 08.30.07 at 7:23 pm

I just squealed at work.

4 Lainey 08.30.07 at 7:23 pm

Ahh, I am torn, do I scritch behind its oh so tiny ears first or go straight in an beep that little noisicle? maybe for now I’ll just sit here and awwwwwwwwwwww

5 Lizzy 08.30.07 at 7:23 pm

*dies* Gawww, lookit hims! Stho cute!!

The ears! The EARS, people!

*ear nibbles* *innocent face*

6 jen 08.30.07 at 7:24 pm

Aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

7 JazzKate 08.30.07 at 7:26 pm

I want one.

But not as much as I would truly love my very own House Hippo.

Maybe that’s a Canadian commercial – the House Hippos, that is. But maaaan. Show me someone who DOESN’T want at least one HH residing in their house…

8 JazzKate 08.30.07 at 7:29 pm

Just so no one thinks I’ve lost my marbles:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBfi8OEz0rA

House hippos.

9 Shannon Johnson 08.30.07 at 7:30 pm

I want a baby hippo, he ees so cute.

10 Owen 08.30.07 at 7:31 pm

They call me tha… hiphopapotamus, my lyrics are bottomless!

11 Catherine 08.30.07 at 7:36 pm

That cute little hippo was born on my birthday!!

12 Ashley 08.30.07 at 7:37 pm

Oh wow, I like cute things, but they don’t normally get an audible reaction out of me. But this one made me gasp with happy surprise. What a CUTIE!

13 greenighs 08.30.07 at 7:37 pm

OMG! Hippos!!!1!1!!

Seriously, When I saw this image, I gasped aloud, then my hands shot up to my face, á la “home alone.”

Then I squeed myself.

14 Annie 08.30.07 at 7:39 pm

OMG go here and listen and watch this hippo song video it is hilarious. Still giggling.

http://cc.msnscache.com/cache.aspx?q=8328432586670&lang=en-US&mkt=en-US&FORM=CVRE9

15 jen 08.30.07 at 7:40 pm

i want a hippopotamus for christmasssss

only a hippopotamus will dooooooo

don’t want a doll or dinky tinker toys

i want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

16 Dalaena 08.30.07 at 7:41 pm

Hippos are my most FAVIES! Look at this lil’ guy. Momma has a watchfull on eye on him though, I mean COME OHNS! He is only four days old.

17 Caitlin 08.30.07 at 7:48 pm

Eeeeeee! I defiinitely just squeaked out loud when I scrolled down and saw this.

Anyone else think he looks like a Moomintroll, btw?

18 Theo 08.30.07 at 7:49 pm

I bet Shrek secretly wishes *his* ears were that cute.

19 Leah B 08.30.07 at 7:50 pm

can I hug you bebbeh, or will that ork off your momma maybe if I come back with a dozen or so mellons and keep her ocuppied I can get that snorgle?

20 liz 08.30.07 at 7:53 pm

OMG so cute.
Do eye spy a Di eye ???

21 Keith Handy 08.30.07 at 7:55 pm

My parents say that when I was little I said “hippanopotamanus”.

Obligatory obscure Giles, Giles and Fripp lyric: “They say that you are hip, I understand that’s short for ‘hippo’.”

22 luvinmalssomuch 08.30.07 at 7:56 pm

awwwwwwwwwww!

23 Pheas 08.30.07 at 7:59 pm

Nice muzzlepuff!

24 Ponygirl 08.30.07 at 8:04 pm

LOL Owen!

25 bugmom 08.30.07 at 8:05 pm

Yep. I’m in love. Helplessly. I want to nibble the chub. I also have a massive urge to just grab that bebeh and PBBBBLTTTTT on the tummy!!!

26 NYgirly 08.30.07 at 8:11 pm

*accidentally loses baby potamus in pile of baked potatoes*

*sob*

27 Mook 08.30.07 at 8:14 pm

If one were to look up “wide-eyed innocence” in wikipedia, this little hipplette’s photo should be right there!

28 NYgirly 08.30.07 at 8:14 pm

yay for house hippos ^^

29 Pearl Ostroff 08.30.07 at 8:15 pm

Of course, there is the best hippopotamus song ever by the wonderful Flanders and Swan. It never fails to make me smile, even laugh.
go here for the lyrics:
http://www.lyricsdownload.com/flanders-and-swan-the-hippoptamus-lyrics.html

30 Lauri 08.30.07 at 8:16 pm

Du-aaaaaAAAAWWWWW!

Cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute….

31 MargeAggedon 08.30.07 at 8:24 pm

AWWWWW!!!
Soooooo cute!

32 Khadija 08.30.07 at 8:33 pm

yayyyyyy nostrils!!!!

33 NotSupposedToBeDoingThisAtWork 08.30.07 at 9:08 pm

sad i can’t see house hippo vid at work… but that’s another item on my list of reasons to move to canada. you guys get house hippos too!?

love love love cute little bebeh hippo!!! kinda want to steal him, but that would make momma angry… don’t wanna be messin’ with no angry hippos, y’all. :0

34 Shannon M 08.30.07 at 9:12 pm

OMG! The eye capsules! The ear wrinkles! The wet nosicle. I may faint. :-)

BTW – loved the house hippo video.

35 jill-e-b 08.30.07 at 9:19 pm

jen – that hippo song is the first thing that popped into my head when I saw this picture!
I want this bebeh hippo for christmas – “there’s lots of room for him in our two-car garage, I’ll feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage…”
http://www.minibite.com/christmas/hippo.htm

Love love LOVE the little Shrek-ears and belly flab. Pity they grow so big.

36 Mary (the first) 08.30.07 at 9:21 pm

LOVE the EYE CAPSULES! And… .I have the original LP (yes) of Swann and Flanders with the Mud, Mud GLOOORIOUS mud song. One of my all time favorites. Evar.

37 Wbirdie 08.30.07 at 9:38 pm

Awww:)
I want to feed it baby greens

38 Aubrey 08.30.07 at 9:39 pm

Here I am, looking at the cute, when I’m hipposed to be working.

39 Michelle 08.30.07 at 9:47 pm

Aubrey, the cute has become a potomus. No use trying to fight it.

40 Way Cool Groovy Chick 08.30.07 at 9:52 pm

A frahnch ippo?! Sacre Bleu!

41 Yitzysmommie 08.30.07 at 9:59 pm

Can’t decide.
The earsies?
The eye capsules?
The nosesicle?
His leetle mini hippo self?

42 NYgirly 08.30.07 at 10:19 pm

*finds bebeh potamus*

*lays a pat of butter on him* ^^

43 Theresa 08.30.07 at 10:24 pm

And did you know that hippos turn PINK in the sun?

44 Noelle 08.30.07 at 10:25 pm

I am overcome by the excessive cuteness. The ear nubbins, the eye capsules, the four day old hungry, hungry hippo…already noshing on grass!

Someone hold me…

45 Theresa 08.30.07 at 10:25 pm

Keith Handy, when I was about three, I reportedly eyeballed a heavy woman in the supermarket and said “Hello, Apotamus.”

46 Lils 08.30.07 at 10:27 pm

*deep, deep inhalation*

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Squee

Ok, seriously people, that is by far the cutest thing I have ever seen on Cuteoverload!

I just wanna grab him, mold him into a ball and put him in my mouth!

Or just, just…..GAHHHHH, TEH CUTE!

47 TracyFlick 08.30.07 at 10:50 pm

That is a fat baby, lady.

Wait.

It’s a hippo?

Oh.

48 Redzilla 08.30.07 at 11:00 pm

Good news! I have enough room in my back yard to build a hippo enclosure, complete with swimming pool. Woot! Now, I just gotta start digging for my wallow, and then I’ll order my Hippo Kit.

49 Juniper Jupiter 08.30.07 at 11:09 pm

I came here to say two things:

The obligatory OHMIGAW WHAT CUTE WIDDOW HIPPOW SQUEEE!!!!ELEVENTY ONE!!!! :D

and the maybe obscure D’ja get that thing I sentcha? :P

50 Trish 08.30.07 at 11:13 pm

succumbs to cuteness and *PLONK* falls over dead

51 Theo 08.30.07 at 11:24 pm

RedZ — make sure you read the fine print when you order the Hippo Kit, or you’re likely to end up with a forklift pallet of Hostess snacks.

52 Maria 08.30.07 at 11:28 pm

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
This is fo realz the cutest thing ever to exist!

53 Diana 08.31.07 at 12:11 am

Too cute, too cute, toooo cuuuuute!

54 Subhangi 08.31.07 at 3:38 am

AIEEEEEEEEEEEE NEWBORN HIPPO BEBEH!!! I LUBS HEEM!!!

*snorgles bebeh*

*beeps snout*

*tickles belly*

*sees momma charging*

Uh oh.

55 Jess K. 08.31.07 at 3:46 am

Cute… but is there a reason why I wasn’t credited with this after I sent in the link to the video and news article a few weeks ago? :\ Just hoping that my support of this site wouldn’t go unnoticed…

56 Legi 08.31.07 at 3:49 am

This is the cutest thing I have seen all day.
Great submish!

57 Jennifee 08.31.07 at 5:27 am

Hip…hip-hop…

hip-hop-atanamous.

58 The Honourable Gladys Anstruther 08.31.07 at 6:21 am

The square of the Hippotaneus is equal to the sum of the squares of the two adjacent sides.

59 Lizzy 08.31.07 at 6:33 am

Juniper Jupiter: That’s it. You’ve SLAIN me!!!!

And HOUSE HIPPOS!!?!?/1!/ You lucky lucky Canadians.

60 Amanda 08.31.07 at 8:11 am

I gotta stop coming here when everyone else is asleep: I just had to suppress the loudest squeal!!

61 Theo 08.31.07 at 1:41 pm

Jess K — I was filling in for Meg when I posted this. I just happened to see this pic on CBSNews.com beforehand. Meg is the only one with access to the main CO cutemail box, which (just to remind) is routinely full of tens of thousands of submissions in it at any given time.

62 lu-lu 08.31.07 at 2:04 pm

If they start moisturizing now the bebe will be supple for life!

63 Kiragirl 08.31.07 at 3:04 pm

No Way, this must be a coincidence—the bebe hippo pic and the turtle tocks on the same day! It reminds me of the baby orphaned hippo who followed the huge tortoise around like its momma! remember?

64 Kiragirl 08.31.07 at 3:05 pm

Gladys–
a little scarecrow going on there? (the Oz type, not the mellancamp type).

65 kochou 08.31.07 at 3:28 pm

just adorable! this made my week ^_^

66 The Honourable Gladys Anstruther 08.31.07 at 3:42 pm

Kiragirl. Duh? please splain. Gladys.

67 Kiragirl 08.31.07 at 6:17 pm

Gladys,
your quote about the square reminded me of the Scarecrow in Wizard of Oz when his brain kicks in.
sorry for confusion, have a good weekend.

68 metsakins 08.31.07 at 7:10 pm

hey guys, I’m in a library and I nearly screamed.

OMG the eye capsule too dazed to drive home have to go across to starbucks and get an expresso to snap out of it

OMGPONIES!!!!11!!1!

69 NYgirly 09.01.07 at 3:45 pm

i not the only one to make the hippo~potato connection, looky here:

http://www.dbccollectibles.com/images/hg4002360.jpg

reminds me of that calendar “Play With Your Food” where the aminals are made from food:

http://toyreviews.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/80c2024128a0a7914f71f010l.jpg

so clever!

70 valerie 09.01.07 at 7:41 pm

okkk

71 NYgirly 09.01.07 at 8:48 pm

hippotatomus

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