Her neck looks like a rolled up carpet

Look at her.

She tewtelly looks like a 70’s shag carpet—look at her neck. [Both alpacas look]




Nice white lipstick, Kat!



  1. Carrie - Hamster Defender says:


    Adorable Paca’s we’ve contemplated raising them, but at $15,000 – $30,00 each… it’s a bit too.

  2. AGH! llama face!!!
    lol, darn, i JUST saw 0 comments, so no bleen for me…

  3. ka9q's wife says:

    love the sideways jaw action in the first pic.

  4. Yes, my name is really Cricket says:

    Here’s a llama there’s a llama and another little llama, funny llama, fuzzy llama, llama llama DUCK! lol

    Okay, they’re cute and I want to hug them and cuddle them and snorgle them and squeeze them and name them George.

  5. oh
    becky, look at her neck
    it’s just so shaggy
    i mean, it’s like out there
    she looks like one of those raps star’s girlfriends\
    i like shaggy necks and i cannot lie!
    these other brothers can’t deny
    when a shaggy neck is in your face
    you get sprung!

  6. luvinmalssomuch says:

    The llama on the right is wearing the same carpet that I have in my living room. What wonderful taste they have. LUV Them to pieces

  7. INCREDIBULS captioning meg!
    what’s it like being so funny all the time?

  8. Peg of Tilling says:

    First they gossip then they spit. It’s like Ab-Fab. Alpaca-Fab. Alp-Fab. Something.

  9. For crying out loud, this is my favorite pic in a long time people. I want to ruffle the blonde one’s fro. Is she kidding me with that ‘do?

  10. Jen, excellent work. Bravo!

  11. Jen, hahahaha, I was about to write, “And her butt is so big!” 😛

  12. The Honourable Gladys Anstruther says:

    Brown Alpaca. I’ve heard that isn’t her own fur,
    White Alpaca. You don’t mean!
    Brown. Yes indeedy,brushed Nylon, look look the lables showing.
    White. Oh my dear, she’ll never live it down.

  13. yikes! *foamy*


  14. Tina, come get some ham!!

  15. Those alpacas looks so cliquey! Is this from Alpaca Hills High School?

    “Can you believe what she wore today? That is so lame!”

    Biatchy i tell ya!

  16. OH! they are SOOOO Katty!

  17. holy crapulence, are these cute. pleeese spit at me pleeese

  18. ThreeCatNight says:

    Second picture:

    Brown Alpaca: “I’ve just got to look up close. You’re looking remarkably young. Did you have any work done recently?”
    Tan Alpaca: “I did so NOT have any work done! It’s all me. Just good genes, that’s all.”
    Brown Alpaca: “Well then, dear, tan IS your color!”

  19. tblue – Theo normally stays on top of the evil spammers; these links go up all the time! It’s just, normally he takes them down!

  20. Mary (the first) says:

    Is it just me, or does that right alpaca remind anyone of Carol Channing??

  21. Mary the first, yes, yes, it does look like Carol Channing. Good call.

  22. Merlin? Gandalf? Is that you guys??

    (Those are the alpacas at the SF Zoo’s farm.)

    Soooo cute and floofy. Hideous teeth though.

  23. oaklandcat says:

    Tep ten: Best CO Caption. Evah.

  24. Okay, I’m not even going to ask what that link was to. I usually don’t click the links anyway, but since Theo didn’t see fit to remove the links CBF had with her comments (and she took part in normal, healthy online conversation) I felt it would be safe 🙂 Not everyone who has pictures linked is a perverted brat on mum’s computer!

    Anyhow, I was thinking it looked like the alpaca farm up where I just visited in Washington. Lovely little critters, alpacas, and LOVELY soft fiber for making stuff 🙂

  25. aaaaaaaaaaaaah my eyes I didn’t read the do not clicks HELP meg help

    1st pic- tan alpaca is clearly horrified by the fake hair…or thread jackers and has paused midchew to attempt and digest the horror

  26. I know the chances are slim… but any chance this picture was taken in NJ at the Sussex County Farm & Horse Show/State Fair? I was there this last weekend and saw pretty much this exact same thing… except my pictures are nowhere near as good.

    woot to Jersey CO’ers!

  27. It may be, Danyes, as the flickr accound had a section entitled NJ or something…

  28. hi danyes, yes, this was from the farm & horse show, or state fair, or whatever we are calling it these days. i’m kind of amazed you recognized it. did you get any pictures of the chicks? i tried but the little fluffballs were bouncing around too much to focus on.

  29. Dewds, I appreciate the info about the comment! It’s like, so banned!

    I miss Theo too. I hope those fabulous Europeans are treating him well…

  30. AuntieMame says:

    I think I’m losing my mind. The link that is now gone never showed me anything but a photo of Don Knotts…

  31. I am soo thankful I missed whatever was posted here that shouldn’t have been..I am a sensitive soul and get easily disturbed. As for those Alpacas.. omg.. yes.. meg.. best caption EVAR! Great Stuff.. Gawd I love this place. I think I’ll move in..

  32. Thank yee, Meg!

    What if the Europeans won’t give Theo back?!

  33. Thanks Meg now everything is right again on CO.

  34. Kat – if it were any other picture from the fair I probably wouldn’t have recognized it, but I stood laughing at these characters for a good 5 mins. I (stupidly) went armed with nothing but a camera phone this year so only got a few rather poor quality shots of the alpacas and goats…

    And it will always be the “Farm & Horse Show” to me since that’s what I grew up with — always good for some cute farm animals and a mullet sighting or 20 😉 Saw your other pics from the fair on flickr – all great!

  35. It *was* a picture of Don Knotts! (Thanks AuntieMame!) I even double-checked the link right after posting! I post something about the alpaca looking like Don Knotts with a link to a picture from a Don Knotts tribute page, I come back 12 hours later and BLAM I’m Larry Flynt ovah heah.

    Do I dare ask what it was a picture of?

    I swear to the almighty that it was an innocent posting and that the link was OK at the time. The picture I linked to was from here:

    http:// http://www.worldofcheese.org / knotts / gallery /
    (URL splintered just in case..)
    It was one of the Don Knotts trading card pics (top row first on the left.)

    Apologies for any misunderstandings. I intended no offense, inadvertant or vertant.

    Which leaves asking, what the heck happened!?

  36. hi revwaldo

    i’m so glad to hear it was a mistake. the original link definitely was NOT to the Don Knotts tribute page.

    if you look up the slang word “goatse” on the urban dictionary, it will explain what the photo consisted of.

  37. Oh man, RevWaldo, sorry you got goatsed. I’m actually glad I know what this intertube phenom is now.

  38. Well, Auntie Mame, I for one find the sight of Don Knotts extremely disturbing!

  39. I, unfortunately, clicked it…after it’d been switched.

    The caption on the photo said “This [expletive] steals pictures”, which leads me to believe that the original website didn’t appreciate the link to the pic. I’ve seen it done on ebay, though not with that particular photo. Gah!

    I’m actually surprised, though…straight links like that (as opposed to hotlinking) are usually not an issue…

  40. Good to find out it was not your fault, Rev. Sorry for the resultant put down and near-blacklisting! Now I too have learned something about the phenom known as getting “goatse’d” Apparently that’s been around for a while-surprised I’d never heard of it…
    Anyway, I can see the Don Knotts resemblance 🙂 Alpacas are definitely the nerds of the animal kingdom!

  41. Yes, my name is really Cricket says:

    Thank you, Annie! I’ve cleared it outta there! Good to know. I just figured the comptuer maintenence gnomes came once in a while and cleared out my system. lol

  42. Brak_Silverbone says:

    LOL! They look EXACTLY like bitchy junior high girls! Or high school. Whichever.

  43. Hey Cricket I always clear out my temp files and my cookies after I accidentaly link to something like that or something I suspect may have come with a present. not that it happens often.

  44. Oh MY Gawd Celeste do you see what shirley is wearing today.
    I know Heather. She has completely broken rule number 15 never wear shaggy clothing to school.
    OH and look at those shoes… That was an unfortunate choice.

  45. OMG LOL!!! Look at their expressions!