“C” is for TINIEST COOKIE OMG

I’ve got the tiniest cookie

in dee world!

And now I’m gonna eat it

chomp chomp chomp

Coookeee

Please tell me you ALSO have the tiniest baking oven, Trudi H.B. ;)

101 comments … read them below or add one

  1. jackie says:

    The Rat is almost saying..hey..my cookie..not your cookie..leave my cookie alone..have to eat it now or i will lose is..grompgrompgromp

  2. Jocelyn says:

    The little chocolate chips! HOW

  3. o says:

    …that OR this is a f*ing big rat

  4. Michelle says:
  5. Alexis says:

    That’s some high BEF goin’ on there.

  6. metsakins says:

    Please suh, I want some more.

  7. Collie Girl says:

    Is that a piece of cookie crisp cereal?

    That little guys looks suspiciously like a bona fide RAT creeping around the house putting his nose in places it doesn’t belong!

  8. MH says:

    I think that cookie might be a Chips Deluxe Gripz bag.

    Rats are the best pets! I’m never getting any again, though, b/c both of mine died from cancer and it was really depressing.

  9. rosie says:

    my immediate thoughts were “either that rat got into the cookie crisp or we have a monster of an infestation!!”

    either way, its still cute!!!

  10. Emi says:

    If you give a mouse a cookie…

    ..it looks like this. <3

  11. sebastiensmom says:

    Awww, what a lucky squishy ratling!

  12. Fuzzybutt says:

    “The fair is a veritable smorgasbord orgasbord orgasbord…”

  13. leannrose says:

    Emi…you beat me to it! That was the first thing I thought of when I saw this picture!
    Such tiny hands! So cute! But doesn’t he seem like his eyes are looking two different directions?

  14. Molly says:

    COOKIE CRISPS!

  15. donutbill says:

    I would comment, but I am now *DEAD!* Cause of death: Cute-rat-overload!!!

  16. Darcie says:

    That rat is SO UGLY but that cookie is freaking adorable!!!! How about a C.O.X.C.U. on the cookie…

  17. Redzilla says:

    SQUEEEE! It’s a little wall-eyed cookie-eater.

  18. Shannon says:

    eeee!! rats rats rats!! Much luff! Thanks for the rat pic!

    Fuzzybutt – I was thinkin the same thing. Now that song will be in my head the rest of the nite, at least.

  19. nutmeg says:

    Hahahaha…he DOES look like Templeton from Charlotte’s Web!

  20. Barbara says:

    This is my favorite rat ever! He’s all “Alms for the poor?”

  21. Kit says:

    He has mastered the art of two-handed cookie eating. If I had a cookie that big, you can be sure I’d be two handed eating it as well!

  22. One Eyed Daruma says:

    This is the Marty Feldman of Rat-dom.

  23. R. Moore says:

    Oh wow. I have to cook rat-sized cookies now. I don’t care if it IS just cookie crisp!

  24. He has the sweetest little look on his face – like he is so grateful for the cookie ! Such a cute rat !

  25. JF says:
  26. Dog lover says:

    WHAT A GREAT PHOTO!

    Cute rat, too!

  27. August says:

    I wish I could give him a tiny little glass of cold refreshing milk to go with his cookie….this is making me hungry!

  28. Erin says:

    Cookies? For BREAKFAST??

  29. Trudi HB says:

    Just for everyones info, Fudge here is a girl.

  30. michellemybelle says:

    It’s the real Ratatouille – he made that cookie, didn’t he?

  31. Ulalume says:

    I <3 this site, but I'm always wishing it had more rats... so YAY! This makes me want to immediately go get some cookie crisp for my ratkins.

    (also, he’s not wall-eyed — rats just look like that when photographed from head-on)

  32. Robbie says:

    Ah, what a sweet little rattie! Reminds me of mine when I give them dog biscuits.

  33. Another Angela says:

    LOVE the ratties!! My rats’ eyes look like that when they eat too (I call them shrimp eyes). I recently heard it was so they could look far around behind them while eating, to keep an eye out for danger. Makes sense to me. This little guy is very sweet and now I’ll go snorgle my bunch ;)

  34. Karen says:

    I can has cookie!

  35. thepetmuseum says:

    Little ratley eyeballs all bugged-out with bliss!! HOW HOW HOW did he get that cookie!?

  36. Another Angela says:

    Oh yeah, and for those who love rats, there is now a lolrat site:
    http://lolrats.blogspot.com/

  37. Kar says:

    Why does this poor baby look like he’s been backed into a corner?

  38. Trudi HB says:

    Fudge is getting a bit upset about being called a boy…it’s not her fault she has facial hair and a deep voice.

  39. Another Angela says:

    I thought she might be a gal, but couldn’t tell from this angle ;) She is very very sweet Trudi, and maybe a little rascal too?

  40. morgat says:

    Looks like a Mini Chips Ahoy (TM) to me. Yumm.

  41. eoyore says:

    I think she’s beautiful! and VERY feminine! :)

  42. Gendo Ikari says:

    Is it a tiny cookie…
    or a giant rat!

    /rolls for initiative

  43. Furbabies says:

    Iz in ur kuburds eatn ur kookees.

  44. Marcus says:

    Thta rat is “wall-eyed” as they say in the South.

  45. zeda says:

    hooray! i love rats! more cute rat pictures, please!

  46. pny says:

    eww. not cute.

  47. lintilla says:

    All rats are “walleyed” – their eyes are on the sides of their heads because they are prey animals. Bunnies are like this too.

    Hokay, you see how you can see the whites of the rat’s eyes in the bottom corner? That’s because when rats are happy, they grind their teeth and their eyes pop out a bit. It’s called bruxing, and I think it’s adorable.

    Why yes, I am a rattie fanatic, why do you ask? =^_^=

  48. mhl says:

    How do we know that’s not a GIANT rat eating a normal-sized cookie?

  49. likes pinwheels says:

    great…i have that song stuck in my head too now. well, that part. it’s on loop in my head because i don’t really remember the rest. thanks fuzz!

  50. peach says:

    I lubs da squishes :) Boy, do they ever like chocolate!

  51. estella says:

    The wheeeeeskars…they keeeeeells me with the cuteness.

    And the dainty leeetle fingertips and immaculately manicured nails.

    I’m actually thinking about getting some ratties :)

  52. Trudi HB says:

    Oh you should defintaly get some ratties, they are the coolest pets ever..

  53. annie says:

    Rats, so loveable.
    When we had rats I would make mini pancakes for them when we had pancakes for breakfast and mini cookies too.
    They meke lovely pets estella.

  54. gg (MI) says:

    awwwwwwe, too prosh. I lurve the pic, both for the wee sweet animal and the wee-est cookie in dee world

  55. WiccanWolf says:

    Yes, rats are fantastic pets. I just brought home an incredibly cute maile grey capped hairless. He’s about 2 months old and the first thing he did was crawl up my chest and sit on my shoulder.

    ^.”.^

  56. Golden says:

    Shut UP!!! That is the BEST PICTURE OF A RAT EVAR!!!

    DAMN.. I want to *meep* her on the wittle nose.

    I’ve said it before. .and apparently I’m going to say it again (and again) Just when I think I’ve seen it ALL.. and can’t possibly be pwned by the Qte any more.. this happens..

    *shakes head*

  57. JR says:

    Trudi, Fudge is such a dainty little rat lady! She needs an itty bitty china plate and a tiny linen handkerchief to dab her mouf. Then she will let out an itty bitty burp and say, “Exsqueeze me!”

  58. Ulalume says:

    Another Angela — thanks for the rat page! I’m totally rat obsessed and always looking for new rat websites!

    Trudi HB — Please apologize to Fudge for me for calling her a boy. I hadn’t refreshed my page in a while and didn’t see your comment before I posted. My girls would be pretty peeved if that happened to them.

    (Well, Pancake would be peeved. Peeve is always peeved, because that’s her name!)

  59. rosie says:

    and i thought the cookies from my old easy-bake oven were small….

  60. Trudi HB says:

    Peeve, I love it, such a cool name.
    Fudge forgives you and wishes she could meet your girls so they could all share cookies and milk together, and chat about boy rats

  61. Another Angela says:

    WiccanWolf, no buddy for your widdle guy? They are social animals and need pals (same sex)! Anyone wanting a rat for a pet? They make wonderful pets, but please have an experienced vet and be prepared to pay for the occasional bout of antibiotics for the common respiratory ailments, and for spaying or surgery to remove tumors. They are not the maintenance-free pets some people imagine.

  62. Trudi HB says:

    Yes Fudge has a buddy, her name is popcorn. I always have two rats, like you say very social animals. As for vets bills, yes I have had a few. $400 for one little rattie. She developed respitory problems and cancer as well.
    They are quite high maintance animals, but well worth the effort. I love my little ratties

  63. Subhangi says:

    Ok, this rat had me squeeing out loud, though I don’t like rats too moishe!

    Cute cookie too! Awwww.

  64. Another Angela says:

    Two of my boys had tumors removed several months ago (about $150 each), but they are doing so well, I have no regrets at all. They just get more and more affectionate as they grow older. Thanks for the cute photo Trudi!

  65. Tugs says:

    She is so cute! I wish rats were human sized so you could give them a hug.

    Another Angela – Thanks for the rat site. Did you notice the rat named Flea, under the heading “Do not want”? He/She is actually making an obscene paw gesture. And rats usually look so well mannered.

  66. Katy says:

    …he’s going to want a glass of milk.

  67. acelightning says:

    This reminds me a little bit of the hamster with the World’s Tiniest Cheeseburger. But in this case, the cookies already come that tiny – no need to try to find microscopic chocolate chips! And rattikins looks very happy with her snack ;-)

  68. Ulalume says:

    Oh, yes — Peeve and Pancake would love to hang with Fudge and Popcorn (also great names!) They would share some of their favorites, as well — Kix and Chicken Noodle baby food!

  69. Tale says:

    That cookie looks delicious! Where can I order some for my lot? ;-)

  70. kk3 says:

    Rats rock! They are smart and c-u-t-e. My BFF has one and her bounds up to me for a frito-lay corn chip. I’d give him one and he stashed it under her daughter’s bed. This went on for about 20 mins (so cute when he stood on his back legs and stretched out his little front paws for the corn chip). After he got his pile stashed away, her dog crawled under the bed and ate it all! Poor Mr. Skibbles!

  71. cgoof says:

    OK, so I thought I had an actual rat phobia. But she is adorable! Look at her itty bitty hands! Do pet rats have to live in cages or can they roam around the house?

  72. LisaN says:

    This is the cutest pic eeeevvveeerrrrr *sing song voice*

  73. JT says:

    the tiny hands!!!!!! S/he looks like my sister when we were kids, sneaking in the corners to eat sweets before dinner time LOL

    Very very cute!

  74. michelle says:

    You want half?

  75. boo says:

    uk at my teensy handies awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

  76. Katzendogz says:

    Trudi, you must tell us where that cookie came from!

    The Cookie Crisp and Grips cookies are good guesses, but you can tell those have been mass produced. This tiny cookie looks homemade.

  77. Yitzysmommie says:

    OOO, look at Fudge’s wee leetle handses!
    Trudi, here’s my funny rattie story: I work at my city’s homeless clinic. One of my fave street teens came in one day with her pet rat – a white one, not a street rat :-) . She put said rattie on my neck to hang out while she went to the bathroom. At just that moment, the BOSS came by with yet another tour. As he was introducing me as the pediatric nurse, the Qte rattie poked its head out of my collar, causing the guests to gasp, me to laugh and my BOSS to roll his eyes in a “NOW what’s she up to?” manner. He still occasionally asks me if I have any pets with me when he brings tours around.

  78. amysueno says:

    Yay! A rat!
    I have 2 rats and would totally love to see more lovely ratlings on this site! Props for this post of a cuteness little rata. I want more!
    Yay rats!

  79. Elizabeth P says:

    Thank you for posting a rattie! I bet he would share his cookie if he really liked you. All of mine used to throw food at me. :-P

    E>

  80. Shannon Johnson says:

    How cute is that? The rat has his own cookie.

  81. Sir Real says:

    Hmm – the rollover text is McGlurpersons. That sounds more like a squooshy nom-nomming term to me – Perhap for a crispy thing like a cookie it should be McKronchersons?

  82. Carrie Hamster LOVER says:

    i think he’s all adorable being all wall-eyed and eatin (kronch, kronch) his widdie biddie tookie!

  83. ThreeCatNight says:

    “I didn’t know Chips Ahoy made cookies in my size!”

    (Definitely not an NYC subway rat; too polite and hesitant-looking. Our rats would grab that sucker out of your hand!)

  84. melch says:

    I, too, could only think “If you give a mouse a cookie…” when I saw this picture. So cute!

  85. Gianna says:

    i love how his eyes are going in slightly opposite directions…. so adorable!

  86. Ms Jessica F. says:

    CooOOOOOOkie Crisp!

  87. Trudi HB says:

    Ok, to put everyone out out of their misery. the cookie is a nestle cookie crisp.
    I found the cereal while in Indonesia, we don’t have it here in New Zealand. Hopefully Fudge doesn’t become to addicted to them.

  88. Mel says:

    This reminds me of a book… “If you give a mouse a cookie…” It actually exists!

  89. Kyra says:

    Please, ‘suh may I have ahnuthah?

  90. Fuzzybutt says:

    **great…i have that song stuck in my head too now. well, that part. it’s on loop in my head because i don’t really remember the rest. thanks fuzz!**

    Sorry pinwheels! But, really, there are so many other awful songs you can have stuck in your head! :-)

  91. WiccanWolf says:

    Actually we bought him for company to the rat we currently have…so yes he has a buddy. :)

    ^.”.^

  92. creepyhazel says:

    “I made you a cookie, but I eated it!”

  93. J. Bo says:

    Apparently, Remy has moved on to his pastry rotation in culinary school…

  94. Annie says:

    cgoof,YEs they can roam about the house but they will want a cage for feeling safe and you will want a cage for them too and you will want them only out while supervised.
    They are wonderful pets but they chew on wires, curtains furniture you name it they will naw and pee and poop.
    so. WE had ours out a lot and they enjoyed it but we also had quite a bit of destruction too.
    But they love to be with you and cuddle and they do recognize everyone in the family too. Templeton our first ratty even knew my daughters regular friends and attended softball games and was very popular.

  95. redbone says:

    I love that look on her face. That sort of momentary pause, considering if she should defend her cookie or if the camera will back off on its own. XD

  96. creepyhazel says:

    I think I see the tail of another rat near the side of the picture.

  97. Amanda says:

    OR “R” for world’s largest Rat

  98. Darren House says:

    Love the animal pictures on here!!

    Keep up all the excellent work.

    Darren House
    http://www.darrenhouse.co.uk

  99. Trudi HB says:

    Yes there is another rat hiding, her name is popcorn, she’s a little camera shy, unlike Fudge

  100. Serena says:

    The sequence of my thoughts when I looked at this photo:
    1. “Awww, ‘If You Give a Mourse a Cookie’!”
    2. “Hold it! Oh my… it’s a RAT…”
    3. “Oh wellz, still cute!”

  101. Kate says:

    What a cutie! I love rats so much ;) . Way, way, WAY nicer than my hamsters have been, the little turds :[.