Meanwhile, over on eHarmony…

Name: Mr. McSnuffles
Rap: Listen, Bebeh, [Barry White playing in background] I’m on the lookout for someone juuuuust like you. Someone to eat mah kibbles next to—and I know that kibble-eater is you, Bebeh.



OMG, this is such an online dating profile pic too, Russell A.!



  1. Well he stole my heart

  2. ThreeCatNight says:

    Now who could resist this preshus pup? Those eyes say it all.

  3. zeldapie says:

    Awww. He looks kinda sad!

  4. …lookin for fellow brown-noser…I MEAN dirt-snuffler!!

  5. XLNT rap!

  6. browngrl says:

    oh I’d take this babeh home for sure

  7. I’ll take him with a big Blue bow for my birthday.

  8. He’s totally doin the Cage Dance w/ Barry White in teh backgrounds! Here is a bebeh for you darlink:

  9. Labs are masters of the sad puppy face, usually in the context of “12 treats really weren’t enough, I’m starving to death!” or “come on, just one more walk, please?” My dog gets this expression on his face all the time. 🙂

  10. Oh, I can so totally hear that voice saying exactly that! What a way to melt a heart!

  11. Argghhh! Adorable puppitude ees keeling me!

  12. well, i wasn’t really looking for a boyfriend, but…oh allright! get in my car you cute puppeh!

  13. Alice Shortcake says:


  14. littlemiette says:

    Get out of muh dreams, and into muh car, puppeh.

    — thanks for putting that song into muh head!

  15. *

    that dog looks


  16. Fuuuudge puppehhh.

  17. Never, never gonna give you up
    I’m never, ever gonna quit
    ‘Cause quittin’ just ain’t my stick
    Stick? Stick? Did someone say stick? Throw the stick!

  18. Argentee says:

    The ears! The soft velvety ears just begging for a soft kronsche! *whimpers* Dibs on the left one!

  19. *SNERK*
    Kibble eater.

    I’m loving his beyutiful brown coat & matchingks eyes

  20. pat_the_bunny says:

    Mr. McSnuffles, what HAVE you been into?!

    Look like he’s got pollen all over his widdle nose.

  21. looks like someone has been doin a little diggin in the backyard. that would be dried mudd on that lil nose.
    i hope he didnt get in trouble, how could you be mad at that sweet lil face??

  22. Cassandra says:

    Oh my GAH! Somebunny loves me today, lab puppies are the bestest! keep them coming yes please! Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!

  23. Yitzysmommie says:

    HEY! Who else thinks this pupper and the immediately previous one should hook up? TEWTALLY!!!

  24. I am suddenly hungry for chocolate. A chocolate puppeh! delish!

  25. Mary (the first) says:

    Yitzy .. I do! I do!! except they are apparently both males (“not that there’s anything wrong with that!”) but perhaps not their inclination. They sure would be adorable singing “ebony and ivory” together though! I can hear it now .. AWWOOOO .. AWOOOOOOO

  26. Mary1 and YM — more like,
    “Chocolate and Butterscotch
    “Romp together as the cute-ologists watch
    “First we fetch, then we nap, then sniff your crotch
    “Part ‘eww’, part ‘squeeeee’…”

  27. (for you and me)

  28. Persephone says:

    He looks like he just might taste like chocolate. Maybe I should have just the leetlest of nibbles on his ear to make sure…

  29. Romp together as the cute-ologists watch

    oh yesssss….we would watch too.

    But I’m thinking they’re just too incompatiable.

    I see them as the golden is all “surfer dued, extreme sports, Mt. Dew Kid” and the cocopuff lab is more the “laid back hang out in the backyard sipping a beer watchin some ball on TV.”

    But then again they do sometimes say Opposites attract.

    (ps I know Labs are just as active and energetic) 🙂

  30. AuntieMame says:

    See, now, if I thought I could find *this* on Match or eHarmony, I might be interested in signing up.

  31. happy birthday Dawn

  32. I can’t stop tilting my head and giving a little smile right back at the little guy. What a handsome face!

  33. Do they even let canines of color sign up for eHarmony?

    I only ask because they explicitly exclude same-sex couples, and I’m not sure how deep their prejudices go.

    I realize this comment isn’t particularly cute, but even the mention of eHarmony makes me think of the fundie nutburger who founded it, and it makes me want to spit. (I realize that no endorsement of that company was expressed of implied in the post, and I understand the thematic connection to the earlier post.)

  34. Are we supposed to nibble on dis sweetness `cos it looks like someone sprinkled cocoa powder on his nose *squeak*

  35. He’s even got a wistful little smile.

  36. I can feel the kisses now.

  37. It’s the kind of face only two hands can grab.

  38. Teho – C’mon Buddy. Post a comment ASAP.

  39. Yitzysmommie says:

    Calling Teho – plz check in

  40. Oi peeps, I’m fine… we all just got back from a movie, so I’ve been offline.
    Y’all are sweet.

    Zeldapie? BrianMPLS? BirdChick? Any other Twin Cities folks?

  41. Oh I hope & pray that everyone is ok.
    I’m so crying and sad right now for those in this horrible tragedy.
    Thank goodness those kids made it out of the bus ok.

  42. that is ADORABLE!!! i love.

  43. I’m such a self-centered girl…T., I never even made the connection: thank goodness you and yours are safe.

    Please, peeps, revoke all my puddin previleges.

  44. Did you know that Chocolate Labs are made of REAL chocolate?

  45. Shannon Johnson says:

    AWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! So cute puppeh. I wants him.

  46. Puppeh is teh adorabuls.

    Teho, SO glad you and the Schmoops are safe and sound.

  47. The cute of this lab is gonna send me to rehab.

    I shudder to think of the tab.

    I might be carried out on a slab.

    Or go home in a cab.

  48. too cute bebeh, my chocolate lab looked that cute 10 years ago and he still does steal my heart everyday………

  49. The Honourable Gladys Anstruther says:

    Somebody loves me, I wonder who
    I wonder who it can be
    Somebody wants me ,I whish I knew
    Who the one could be worries me.

  50. freetomato says:

    I have a 10 year old Choco that gets the same ‘xact look on his face too!!!! My big booboo (109 lbs and tall!)is as cute now as when he was but a mere little chocochip..

  51. Yitzysmommie says:

    Hiya Teho, glad to see ya.

  52. Ekiokitty says:


    I could just snugga that baby ^-^ Rat it all now I have to go out and play with some puppies.

  53. ottersmoo says:

    Minnesotan! I work downtown but I was almost home when this happened. Very sad and I’m afraid the death toll will rise today. But there are also many stories of people helping people. Yay, Minnesota Nice!

  54. Glad you’re OK, Otter.

  55. Sprinkles says:

    Totally adorable. I’ll take him!

  56. Katzendogz says:

    OMG, my black lab used to have the dirt nose, too!! Mem’ries, like the corners of my mind….

  57. ottersmoo says:

    I do know someone who was on the bridge about half an hour before the collapse. Their bus route uses that bridge. In fact, LOTS of bus routes use that bridge. I’m amazed there wasn’t a city bus there.

  58. Cassandra says:

    Hey peeps, I don’t have a TV thus have no idea what happened out there in Minnesoder…is everyone ok?

  59. ottersmoo says:

    You wouldn’t happen to be looking for a new job, would you? I think you’d fit in around my office and we have a position open!

  60. Otter — heh… no, I’m all set, thanks.

  61. ottersmoo says:

    Seriously, it would be a blast to work with you. You really don’t want to do tech support for lawyers? 🙂

  62. [single arched eyebrow]

    Don’t take this personally: No.

  63. ShelleyTambo says:

    Finally heard from Mom that all my Twin Cities relatives are accounted for. My brother’s a 911 dispatcher for Ramsey County–he was working last night, and I can’t even imagine what that was like.

  64. omg……if i dint already have a boyfriend i would sorry!!!!

  65. Aubrey – Don’t be so hard on yourself. I don’t think people who care about animals could ever be considered too self-centered. Have all the puddin you want.

  66. Tugs — I’ve read your comment three times now, but I don’t seem to spot a pun anywhere…?

  67. Theo – I am confused. Maybe I don’t know all of the rules for CO or maybe I am too dense to understand what you mean. I am a middle child so I always to stick up for people, especially when they are negative about themselves.

    BTW – I was relieved to hear that you and your family are safe. I lived in Edina for a few years, so there are a lot of people I have been worrying about.

  68. No no, there’s no rule… dang, I didn’t think I’d have to explain that. Aubrey, Dale, Pheas, Aubrey, me, Pyrit, and sometimes even Aubrey — them’s the peeps with the puns, y’know?

    Anyway there’s no problem. Nobody’s gonna keep teh puddins away from Aubrey.
    [ominous clanking noises]

  69. An example:
    Browse down through the comments.

  70. Theo – Thanks. I am relatively new at this site. I was a little worried I would be shunned or at least drawn and quartered.

  71. Tugs – I love tugboats and your efforts at pulling Aubrey along. Maybe Theo is hinting at that Aubrey speaks a punticular language. She’s a pun junkie of the finest kind.

  72. .




  73. Thanks guys – It is good to know that I did not make another fo’ paw.

  74. he looks a bit young to be channelling barry white.

  75. Everytime I see this Pup now I hear barry white in my head.

    Aubrey is Puntacular! Thats what I call it.